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>>229138 (OP)  (OP) 
I would have most of what you said except maybe cut a few of the arcade cabinets out and it wouldn't really be a basement but rather a entertainment room not located underground, with large windows to let lots of sunlight in. Additionally I would include the following:
>a weight rack
>a bench
>a pull up bar
>a surround audio setup connected to a small form laptop which I only use as a music storage/player
Last but not least, a medium sized dog house with a chained collar.

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>>229142
>a surround audio setup connected to a small form laptop which I only use as a music storage/player
I forgot about that. That would be a top necessity.
>gym equipment
That should be a separate room. I don't want my gaming room to stink of sweat and pre-cum.
>with large windows to let lots of sunlight in
>mfw

>>229143
>That should be a separate room. I don't want my gaming room to stink of sweat and pre-cum.
Women like it, plus you get used to your own smell to the point you don't smell it at all, it's why hobos are ok with smelling like dog turd while repelling everyone around them with their powerful stench.

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>>229144
>Allowing girls in your man cave

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One of those meme tables that you can raise to play standing up, maybe a system to quickly exchange drives so I could have a computer with multiple isolated OS, multiple consoles with physical games, peripherals, multiple monitors with adaptive sync, and maybe a dust filter. 
>>229145
>implying
Anon is going to point to the "no girls allowed sign" and allow her to watch him exercise and play vidya through the door.

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>>229146
No, no, no. You got it all wrong: bitches - your mom - are allowed in. Whatever else did you think the dog house was for if not for storing her once I'm done plowing her and after she's done sucking on my johnson while I top frag in multiplayer games and make you cry?

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>a huge Philips flatscreen CRT TV dignified on top of a sturdy oak stand
>a huge leather sofa in the middle of the room and a chaiselongue as well as a few antique wooden chairs with a straight back
>a wide array of hardmodded consoles ranging from 3rd to 7th gen as well as novelty items like the Dreamcast TV or the 3DO
>one of those Hi-Fi surround sound speakers I can blast while playing Rez on the PS2
>some powerful mid-2000s CRT desktop running on Win XP as well as a high end Amiga computer
>no physical vidya, all games burnt onto CD-Rs/DVD-Rs except a few softcore games like Rumble Roses or Otomedius
>a wide array of novelty controllers like the Densha de Go dashboard panel or the Gamecube keyboard
>a sturdy wood bookcase filled with vidya/anime artbooks and old japanese magazines showcasing late 90's to early 2000's state-of-the-art 3D renders
>a Death Crimson poster next to tasteful erotic moe art from artists such as Yoshizaki Mine and Kyouryuu Mizuta
>a Fighting Vipers 2 arcade cabinet
>two human-sized posable dolls with modeled genitals and thick thighs
>one of those off-level basement windows I can peep on passersby from, as well as shutters when I want a little privacy
>a bunch of human skulls I can place anywhere on the basement
>a lobotomized cute girl dressed in goth clothes tied up in the backroom

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>>229149
>two human-sized posable dolls with modeled genitals and thick thighs
Like this?

>>229151
Imagine the post-nut regret after buying this.

>>229155
You wouldn't cuddle with it after a session of steaming hot sex?

>>229156
>cuddle with a cold, lifeless mannequin
>being able to bear the silence swallowing you as it stares into the void with its synthetic, empty gaze
No.

>>229157
You're supposed to pre-heat the doll and play romantic music while doing the deed.

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I would build and qt android wife that plays co-op with me.

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>>229151
No, that's too uncanny. I was thinking on something like a doll rendition of a moeblob girl. If >we haven't advanced far enough yet then I guess what you've posted would suffice. I just don't want to feel lonely.
>yuffie
>thick thighs
I don't need the thighs to be too fat either, only squishy enough so I can wrap them around by face as I'm lying exhausted on the couch from all the vidya I've played.
>>229157
I think I'm autistic enough to not give a shit. And even if I felt like you, it's an addicting kind of depression I'm used to.

>>229162
>I just don't want to feel lonely.
This kind of shit only makes you feel more lonely. No AI or artificial ultra realistic doll can ever replace the warm touch of another human. Fact.

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>>229164
>This kind of shit only makes you feel more lonely
That's the point, anon. Somehow I enjoy that feeling.

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>>229149
Everything good except
>human-sized
I would kind of prefer one of those that aren't human sized that are almost art pieces that you can look at or up their skirt.
>lobotomized
Weak. Learn from the pros of the past and learn to make her like it instead.
>>229151
That fucking thing's face is horrifying.

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>>229175
eyes are too big but otherwise better than I expected from what's basically a realdoll, 7/10 would put in a diorama like I'm running a natural history museum

>hire a bunch of expert detective/adventurers to find the missing pieces of the GH-28 Galaxian 3 machine
>manufacture my own SED/FED displays for vidya, fuck the patent shitflinging
>as >>229161, except I'd make triplet waifus who love each other as much as they love me (for playing Gauntlet and Power Stone 2)

I want a room with a big jacuzzi, massive monitors mounted on the walls, a stocked cabinet filled with cocaine, LSD, DMT, ketamine, etc, several computers tricked out with whatever threadripper brickshitter ultra supremo hardware, a chocolate fondue fountain, a sushi conveyer belt, 3-4 hot women who are good at games and aren't annoying to play LAN or online with me like that other guy said, a sauna, a nice sound system with top-of-the-line record player and a shelf packed with rare vinyls, a patio with a gorgeous view of aurora borealis and a grill, some way to have an endless supply of fresh top-grade wagyu and seafood, lots of beautiful plants, a bar and various armaments of repute or at least of great quality lining the walls.

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>>229181
Anything else, anon?
>>229168
>learn to make her like it instead
I can't even cheer myself up how can I cheer up another human being?

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>>229138 (OP) 
>best crt tv possible
>best crt monitor possible
>every paraparaparadise arcade machine
>cobalt flux dance pad
>every retro console in a position that it can easily be changed and inside some sort of placing so the fan noise is gone
>a 4k tv
>a 1080p tv
>a 4k hdr tv
>oled monitor
>4k monitor
>4k oled monitor
>1080p monitor
>4k oled hdr monitor
>adjustable desk
>herman miller aeron
>comfy recliner
>one of those jogging chinksit machines where its just a big flat surface ipad that you jog on
>taiko force lvl 6 
>every ddr official mat
>fanless pc
>no rgb or any sort of distracting lights
>everything placed in a way so that if i have 1 thing in my fov then nothing else is in it or distracting it
>entire room soundproofed in a way so no sounds can enter or leave
>hatsune miku interactive hologram
>every console is homebrewed and i have every game imaginable to pick from stored in different disks or drives or on the console itself

>>229255
I didn't say cheer her up

>>229255
The room would be Ancient Greek-style marble, I guess.

I'd just like a home with normal rooms, that would be good enough for me. I'm tired of being cramped and lonely in tiny apartments.

>>230060
/thread

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A zillion? I guess I'd hire some really smart people to make my own video games. Also I'd make them make me a giant ball to run around inside of which a projector, atmosphere control, etc, like full body vr. Round shoes of course so as to make it more comfortable. A projector could work with such a thing on any of the stationary rings inside of which would hold the various mechanisms in place. I'd draw a picture but it'd be ass. Having that shit on your face is not VR, I swear it's deliberately meant to make people hate it. At least make a helmet. Shit's gay. Even if I had a helmet though I'd want to just lie back and only move my hands as normal if there's no good actual environment for my entire body. Those mats they have look like shit too, with the hip attachment. A big ball would be easy and practical, just also more expensive despite being so primitive a method. Image kinda related but not really.

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>>229138 (OP) 
>Congrats! You just won a zillion dollars!
>In your infinite wisdom, you use this never-ending budget to make the gaming room of your dreams.
>How do you go about it?
I would want my cave to be sober looking, even elegant if you will, but cozy.
I would like it to look more like a studio than what those retards who collect funko pop garbage usually do.
Nothing too colorful, and not too much merchandise (like figurines) on display.
And no fucking cheap posters on the wall (especially no Nintendo shit)
I would like maybe a pinball machine or two, and maybe some drink vending machine too.

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Should I decor my bedroom to resemble that of an early 2000s teenager's bedroom in a futile attempt to escape the horrors of the modern day?

>>233071
all that does is give dirt and dust more places to hide in and make it more of a chore to clean

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It doesn't take that much to have a comfy setup. What I'd actually do is build a separate server room with a lot of drives for long-term storage so I can keep saving fucking everything. Or just build a workshop equipped with nice tools unrelated to gaming so I can DIY everything I'd need for my le mancave and more.
But if I'm contractually obligated to use it directly for gaymen shit, I'd do pic related (ojousama included).

Office chair>"Gamer" chair

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>>233075
trv

>>233074
haha anon wants to wear stockings

>>233071
If you've got some pictures of your friends and relatives, sketches you've made, souvenirs and gifts you can decorate your room with it might get close to ClipboardImage.png.
>horrors of the modern day
You must be the same kind of retard who's got Stable Diffusion installed on his PC then sticks his face up to his phone 9 hours each day of his life. Arranging your room one way or another won't change anything.

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>>233085
Maybe stop projecting, faggot.

>>230647
Good taste. I hate the modern ikeatrash bugmen apartments so much.

gaming

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With that much money I'd just buy or build myself a castle like pic related, renovate the interior to look as authentic as possible (with the exception of things such as fiber internet, electricity and warm water obviously) and then just choose one of the multiple rooms to set up my PC/consoles. Then I'd buy myself a wife and armed security. We'll build a shooting range nearby and a helipad. I'll set up my own private military company and call it Outer Heaven. Then we'll do whatever we want because we have a fucking castle and a military to go with it.

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>>233071
Nah, you should make your room with the shit that you like or love, right now I'm prepping my room to build a bunch of furniture and stick all my books and videogames in a respectable manner so they aren't piled up with other stuff.

>>229138 (OP) 
The ideal gaming room?
There's honestly not much to ask for except a custom molded mouse specifically for my hand and a desk and chair that costs around 4000$ together  and a  decently spec computer including a cost of a house and some small extra things to improve QOL

Arguably with not even that much of the budget  I could pretty much live  with just a few games  for the rest of my life

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>>233087
>Good taste. I hate the modern ikeatrash bugmen apartments so much.
Man, seeing grown men having their room with Super Mario stencils everywhere and cheap posters on the walls is just so fucking sad.
Pic related is how i would NEVER want my gaming room to look like.
And i even like some Mario games

>>233191
>that painted wall
I'm OK with everything else, but that looks like shit.

>>233191
I like how it's neither a proper general Nintendo-themed room nor specifically Mario-themed. It's like girl gamer: the room.

>>233214
What I hate is the half dozen redundant GB revisions sitting there not being played. If you want art, go to an art fair.

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>>233226
>if you want art, go to an art fair
The consoles might be for show but I doubt that was the intent here.
Even whoever furnished that room must know you can't replace proper home decor with cheap electronics and plastic media cases.

>>233226
I think that is someone who is trying hard to flaunt his "legitimacy" as a "real gamer (TM)" than anything else.
Maybe those GB revisions displayed there don't even work anymore.

>>233254
That could well be. I've seen people try to sell broken games before, as in ones that no amount of cleaning or buffing will fix, as "ornamental" merchandise.

>>233228
>No typing sounds
>No munching sounds
>No fap sounds
>No Japanese cartoon girl sounds
Low effort video

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>>233325
so edit it to make it good

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>>233325
Anon, it's just a picture I slapped a song to I found fitting then re-encoded into a .webm. If you think it's low effort it's because it is.
>>233334
Why all the videos and pictures of furries? I understand the kigurumi and the PC-98 anime stills since they're deranged and degenerate, but no one would go out of their way to identify with furfaggots, not even NEET lowlives.

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>>229143
>I don't want my gaming room to stink of sweat and pre-cum.
>stink of sweat and pre-cum.
>pre-cum
Do you have a workout buttplug or something?

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>>234053
>do you have a workout buttplug
>a workout buttplug
Never in my life would I ever conjure those two words together. Why would you think of such a thing?

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>>234053
>anon has never heard of cowper's fluid and confuses pre-cum for something like pre-workout
if I'm wrong explain yourself I wanna hear this LMAO

>>234066
>if I'm wrong explain yourself I wanna hear this LMAO
Why do you type like such a faggot?

>>229175
There's something wrong with those eyes

>>234142
ever hear the saying "the eyes are the mirror of the soul"? now ask yourself, what soul does a doll devoid of life have? of course they look wrong, it's dead and empty.

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Soundproofing for one. The rest is what I have but just more comfort and some other things I'd like to have. Decent climate control, more desk space/a proper desk, a chair that isn't crap, solid furniture, table space for fabrication shit like my printer, ventilation for the printer, dedicated servers for whatever I happen to need them for, more servers for data hoarding, good lighting and some windows to let natural light in, and shelf space for my fumo friends. An actual hole to china so I can throw my garbage in would be nice, can also double as an emergency shitter. 
This is more or less just being realistic, if I were to go balls to the wall with unlimited resources and no one to tell me no, I'd go full dystopian Matrix mode: setup an isolated chamber deep underground running off geothermal energy, hook me up with an immortality device powered by australium or whatever, and seal me up in a VR pod so I can play being God in my own simulated reality until the Sun swallows the Earth. Though that's less gamer pad and more sticking it to the Demiurge and refusing to interact with the cycle of Samsara.

>>234143
>ever hear the saying "the eyes are the mirror of the soul"? of course they look wrong, it's dead and empty.
You not wrong there, but i meant apart from that, i don't if that's the size or the shape that is wrong, but of course what you wrote also plays a part in it.

I wouldn't want a gaming room. That would be soykaf like Notch's candy room.

>>234263
Ideally every room in every house is soundproofed.

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>>234066
>Google cowper's fluid 
>Pre-ejaculate
The memes were true.
>>234068
Anon you know the answer.

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>>234066
I didn't reply to him, but when i read that i thought what the fuck has pre-cum to do with working out!?

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>>234142
>>234143
What about this one? She looks a bit sad but the eyes are better I think.

>>237378
Wish it didn't have that much makeup and the skin being as white as her breasts.

>>237378
A bit better, but these are still wrong in a different way.
They look depressing and maybe their positioning feels wrong, like a bit cross eyed or something i guess.

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>>229138 (OP) 
Y'all lack imagination. With infinite money best would be
>Mega city sized space ship
>Magitek the resource problem away
>Crew of artificially grown humans that are cute girls, traps and futas (75%, 20% and 5%)
>Have them programmed in embryo stage with personalities to ensure comfy slice of life vibes are never ruined save for the occasional bout of hentai vibes
>Have literally every piece of media that mildly interests you on board before taking off
>Give Earth the middle finger as you go
>Have literal perfect life
>Multiple game rooms, cheating OP's question

>>239686
You can take your waifu for rides in your spaceship since you'll never have that either.

>>239702
What can I say? I have very high hopes for the after life