>force myself to play cawadooty warzone because extended family wanted me to they all faded out of it by the time i unlocked an actually fun (fun in the sense of finding a not-so-shitty nugget in a pile of shit) riot shield + tonfa + throwing knife build because i like going fast
>really just grinding levels to get what i want on the most casual modes, trying to reach some objectives that net you more shit than just killing people
>because yes, in a fucking multiplayer head-to-head FPS game, you have to actually grind your player level and grind your gear just to get the sets you want, it's shitty and i do not know how anyone tolerates it
>get 2 spics with 9 gorillion ping on a roof shooting at me, hitting my shield nonstop
>i can't hit them worth shit with the knife, they can't kill me because i'm staying behind my shield
>but the objective is right there
>suddenly i hear
>TORO, TORO!
>oh god dammit just shut up
>go for the knife again
>they both gun me down the nanosecond the shield's down
>OLE!
<some other time
>driving as fast as i can in a fuckhueg vehicle because even as fast as i go on foot with the tonfa, the fucking shit game has aim assist for any controllerfags, so fuck being exposed
i could actually go on about that aim assist, such as aim assist actually being BETTER if you're low-ranked, and your aim even without aim assist being shakier if you're having a good streak. anyways
>drift around the corner and go into an alleyway because some fags were hitting me anyway
>somehow it fucking fit
>suddenly
>AAAAAAA-
>hear a kid screaming into his microphone, a crunch, then suddenly cut off
>look behind me
>i had somehow managed to fit that huge fucking truck in a tiny, dark hallway, drove fast, and completely cornered a poor guy and made him roadkill almost without even knowing it
>realized that proximity chat is the funniest thing you can possibly have when you're suffering in a shit game
i am glad that my family stopped playing this trash when activision finally managed to do shit so bad that even normalfags can't tolerate it, but i do hope i'll find another FPS that'll allow me to do silly shit like that at least. i'd even introduce 'em to battlebit remastered but most of 'em are consolefags