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Modern games not allowed
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>>223333
>spiders
You fucking quadruple mulatto nigger.  Do those look like spiders to you?  They're ants.
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>>223361
ur an ant
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>>223333
why is this sassy young girl dancing in hell?
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>>223369
She's clearly horny, where are your eyes looking anon?
>>223383
at the magma hands clearly looking for a high five
>>223383
I'M HORNY
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>>223386
SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPA!
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>>223154 (OP) 
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This is probably the funniest Zelda game review I've ever seen.
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>>223402
>Holding hands with the same gender is now explicitly gay
Nice.
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>>223383
>>223386
>>223393
THE HAND OF EVIL STRIKES AGAIN
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>>223402
>Handshakes are perverse and lewd
He's taking the piss, there's just no way you can convince me otherwise.
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What ever happened to that karts server?
>>223402
>whitegirl a nigger infront of satan
Satanics are into racemixing, eh?
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>>223430
S4 gamenight when? The only fun I've had in a gamenight other than karts.
>>223430
If you mean the cuckchan one, it's still there.
>>223402
This guy's video is at least six months old and it was obvious forced e-drama faggotry when it first showed up.  I remember you desperately wanting people to care about some nobody on twitter and the normalfag internet.  Why do you keep posting it?  Fuck off.
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>>223407
Kneeling in front of a guy, grabbing his hand, and slipping a ring on his finger is pretty gay anon. But also yes you degenerate, spoiler that image you sick fuck.

>>223333
>>223361
Pretty sure that's some kind of mites, but yeah definetly not spiders.
>>223447
I didn't see the video back then, and I've got no idea what kind of twitter person you're talking about. Relax.
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>>223479
The fuck is that doll?
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>>223482
According to the achievement that pops up when picking it up, its called an Argemia plush and is one of three
>>223463
he is one of those chronically online morons who are so short sighted that they actually believe that anyone posting something that has been posted before must be the same person
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>>223479
>he microwaved it
Mad lad. Didn't that update recently?
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>>223402
wtf is this cuck garbage? I havent even played the game but i looked this up and that "brown" guy is simply some guy that follows her on archeology missions. I also checked his video on youtube and it has a literal cuck thumbnail. hahah. What a joke this faggot is.
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>>223552
>last webm
Do you have the second part?
>>223488
Incorrect.  I remember some faggot posting several clips in the webm thread and people biting the bait.  I think niggerpill stopped by briefly to do his usual dance.  I do not find it likely that a months-old video clip has suddenly reappeared on the same site in the same fashion.
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>>223154 (OP) 
>Modern games not allowed
>posts crysis and gta 4
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>>223489
>Didn't that update recently?
It got like 3 in past 2 weeks
>>223637
Crysis came out 16 years ago.
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>>223649
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yeah yeah yeah!
find yourself a copy however you want, this is a fun game
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>>223394
>2nd vid
Is there a link to that grapeshot mod? I wanna have some fun.
>>223430
I don't think I've managed to not score last place in a single SRB2K game. Is there any trick to handle the damn karts? My Crash Team Racing muscle memory is killing me.
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>>223575
Martin Cabello is a good man.
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>>223712
Pretty much just powerslide and nail every turn without fucking up. I can't do it either and that server was full of pros.
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>>223712
What >>224097 said, though raw karting skillz are only half the battle with the other being acquired muscle memory/instincts from the ever-changing/updating map rotations on popular servers and various gameplay mods that come and go.
There's no fixed meta in SRB2Kart due to the infinite variety of maps and mods and frequent changes can even throw off pros, but at the same time if you stop playing for any amount of time your skills will "degrade" very quickly which leads to rape by the genuine uber-autist minority that plays the game 24/7/365.
I'd suggest practicing on the default tracks in time trial mode until you find a character that suits you and stick with him/her/its stats which on most servers you can edit regardless of the char or gamemode.

t. played every day for a year which was enough for mid-ranked scores on average
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>>223614
I used my own editing software to crop that shit just a few days prior to posting it ITT because I found it funny as fuck. Not everything is a psyop, dude.
>>223662
no thanks. Go fuck yourself bitch nigger.
>>224094
delet this
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>>224094
>Japanese game about Japanese people in Japan
<The company translating it sees it necessary to dub it, despite the series being JP dub only for literal decades
<They cast a sub par jewtuber as the main character
I don't understand why do any of this. Who was even asking for Yakuza to be english dubbed?
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>>224132
Blackrock.
>>224132
the first yakuza game for ps2 had english dub for the west, they learned their mistake with yakuza 2.
>>224118
Once you realize who top of the pack is you just settle in on beathing the same group in your "bracket". Karts is fun, we should kart.
>>224119
>Posting tiktok videos that trademark stolen videos and downgrade their audio/resolution
Why don't you kill yourself?
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>>224215
>phwa phwaw phwaw wiste nto me whine and phwawwawawaaaa listen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
no

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Back to your cuckchannel

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>>224226
What the fuck are you saying, dumbass?
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>>223662
>let's take our city back
>builds a masculine golem to do her dirty work
Women are retarded.
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>>224252
That seems smart to me
>>224252
she finds him in the desert
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No wonder I wasn't feeling F2, retarded suits made half the important people quit due to petty shit.
>>224272
Executive meddling, executive meddling never changes :^)
>>224215
I thought they were funny
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>>224272
>dares to bite the hand that feeds
I hope he learned a valuable lesson.
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>>224315
What game is that? Starbound?
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>>224371
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>>224372
thanks lad, thought I recognized it
>>223154 (OP) 
First webm is bullshit, the crysis part isn't recorded in realtime more like 0.1fps or less played back at a more enjoyable speed, though CP2077 still has some shitty physics in comparison to the base game.
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>>224418
It's a game from 2005 optimized for 2005 hardware running on modern hardware.
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>>224420
No, it's a very old video.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG5qDeWHNmk
>The real framerate without rendering was around 0.2, that means every 5 seconds a picture in some parts, so its not playable in realtime with this amount of barrels in the year 2008.
>>223441
<whitegirl a nigger infront of satan
>Satanics are into racemixing, eh?
First thing i noticed when he showed that Baphomet statue, one white little girl in front of a niglet.
Really makes you think, considering ((( who ))) makes that type of propaganda.
>>223447
>stop noticing things!
Faggot
>>224272
>Brian Fargo treated people like shit
No wonder I never felt like playing anything he's been attached to.
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>>223402
Update: I've started watching this guy's stream replays, they're a goldmine. I'm finding plenty of funny shit to clip.

>>224429
>>224272
Disappointing if true. I looked up to Brian.
>>224581
>not even your spider powers can save you from the jews
I'm surprised that's the first time I've heard that sentence.
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>>224581
What you'll learn is everyone in this world is a bit of a niggerfaggot to some degree. You just have to take what they have that's worthwhile away, not endorse the person.
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>>224585
>niggerfaggot apologist
By tim's descriptions, fargo is a full blown kike.
You do no fuck with people's bonuses and fall back on nepotism when everyone involved with the distribution is in agreement with how things should be split.

>>223441
Pic related.
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>>224597
>pics
I hate the anti-christ.
>>224581
Yeah, that normalfag is a gold mine.
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>>224597
You can be an individualist and still acknowledge basic facts of reality like men are generally taller than women and whites are generally smarter than blacks.
>>224597
>do what thou will except if it offends me
>>224583
You must've missed all those made up quote threads back when /tv/ was fun then.
"The Human Holocaust" still gets me.
>>224597
>be a devil worshipping satanist
>collectivism bad
>racism bad
>using the term "racism" to promote collectivism of thought
"Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye." (Matthew 7:5)
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>>224600
what makes him a normalfag?
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>>224597
The "Church of Satan" has always just been a leftist "shock" project that tries to parody real churches and uses rule lawyering to annoy people. It also harbors a fair amount of genuine lolberts that, presumably, got kicked out of the actual libertarian groups, hence the collectivism talk.
I've never really understood the throwing around of collectivism as an accusation, what negative is this supposed to convey? I guess a mob could be a type of bad thing where people get lost in the collective but that clearly isn't applicable here.
>>224611
>what makes him a normalfag?
he streams
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>>224581
>3rd to 5th webm
Which spoderman game is that?
Looks fun.
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>>224639
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows. It's right there in the filenames.
(If the filename's cut off, you can hover your cursor over it to see it in full. Just so you know.)
>>224581
buy an ad
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>>225074
Fuck this.
I'm playing Pull Stay instead and keep the normalfags out.
>>224634
So large address aware would fix this?
>>225088
>heil'd
Just follow the Viva NV guide and avoid obsolete/redundant fixes like the plague. I've played this videogame for hours without crashes.
>>225088
Isn't that what the 4GB patch does?
>>225088
Yeah, hopefully that video is really old because NV crashes that are not related to 100 conflicting simultaneous mods are almost nonexistent nowadays.
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>>225095
You say that, but I just had a memleak crash a couple hours ago.
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How do you make a voice clip sound like an old arcade announcer like in the first video?
>>225111
>second webm
Isn't his wife an ex-prostitute?
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>>225111
"How much should we sling this slop for?"
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>>225112
I think he has much bigger problems at the moment than who fucked his wife. Like where his hair went and how he's gonna get 5 million dollars.
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>>225111
Reverb, lots of reverb. Maybe experiment with ring modulation (this is what BBC used for the Dalek voice effect) and pitching the voice down slightly.
>>225116
>how he's gonna get 5 million dollars
From his CIA handlers, same as everything he's ever had.
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>>225252
anon, please tell me >(You)'re Johnny, because I can't imagine why else anyone would save this
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>>225260
I've seen these videos being posted at least 4 times in the span of 2 webm threads so I'm about as mystified as you.
If this is not Johnny himself he must be his number 1 fan for lack of another one.
>>225260
yes
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>>225332
>e-sports suck
I agree.
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>>225332
It's either enjoy online games with friends that moved away, or go through a bottle of everclear every few days.
Why would I want to join an organization that submits to everything I hate?
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>>225332
>mfw playing videogames while the world burns around me
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>225340
that song...
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The english VA doesn't have a shonen heart.
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>>225475
this faggot is simply bored. it sounds awful.
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>>225366
>that song
Yes, that's the point of the webm. The song invokes that godawful Grubhub commercial to point out the similarities in animation, characterization and cinematography between some 30 seconds shitty TV spot that became the face of the corpo artstyle and a fucking Pixar movie.
I didn't even know I was looking at a Pixar movie until I saw the red panda, and I wouldn't have known weren't some faggots reposting shit they found on Twatter here.
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>>225484
>similarities 
It's a "movie" about menstruation which portrays a scene where a child gets men to take pictures of her blood red "panda" in a positive light. It isn't similar to corpo, it is corpo.
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>>225488
>senran kagura
>half the girls are wearing cleavage covers
lmao
>>225488
ching chong
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>>225505
Huh? Ching chong what?
>>225340
>or go through a bottle of everclear every few days
I hope you don't do this for your esophagus' sake.
t. used to do that
>>225488
China needs a second Nanjing for this.
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>>225488
Rest in peace my beloved titty ninjas
>implying games had a real upgrade since 2005ish
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>>225531
who are you talking to?
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>>225532
>he doesn't know about the ghost posters
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>>225558
>he isn't a ghost himself
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>>225568
Nice.
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>>225570
You made this webm? Great work anon
>>225484
>>225485
I think I'm too out of touch and removed to get any of this. Red Panda? Grubhub? Pictures of a kids menstruation?
Are these pixar parodies?
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>>225591
>Red Panda
Pixar's new all female team made their first movie, which was about periods. The main character is a 13 year girl who starts turning into a panda, which is a stand in for menstruation. The plot is that she wants to see a boy band and lets men touch and take pictures of her panda for money, and the movie starts and ends with the 13 year old girl twerking. 
Vid related. 
>grubhub 
I think it's one of those phone apps where you order food. They made that CG ad in >>225366 that got really infamous for being too corporate even for normalfags.
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>>225568
>first one
Haha poor bastard.
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>>225594
>That ending.
>>225604
I want to split that nigger's mug wide open with an angle grinder.
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>>225880
>konami
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>>225880
It looks like the bombergirl strategy payed off. Now bring it to the west konmai.
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>>225880
>slapping cute girls into a bargain bin P2W mahjong game to see if it sells more
Not the first time someone's done this and not the last time either.
What perplexes me is how haphazardly the designs feel thrown into the game, specially the Revolting Puma wannabitch in the trailer.
You can't tell me this whore wasn't some intern's OC Konomi wanted to bank off in a game, whatever the game they fit her in was.
>>225895
>it looks like the bombergirl strategy payed off
Not the first time Konomi has slapped anime girls everywhere without no rhyme or reason. Remember Konami's 2010 E3 and the nigger showcasing his Gradius waifu?
That one was particularly egregious in that they hired the Keroro guy to make some decent, cohesive character designs then gave the development team the budget that amounted to a shoelace and a pair of scissors.
Both games were a piece of shit that weren't good even by STG standards and the only redeeming quality it had were the CGs, specially the first game's.
Kind of funny they botched the game so badly considering the Keroro guy later went on and made three gorillion dollars by creating Kemono Friends.
>>225880
I wouldn't mind a world where all our shovelware had fuckable girls in it.
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>>225913
wow where did you get this video of me
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>>225914
Talk about missing leg day jesus christ
>>225914
I knew Netflix was going to ruin the live action Phantom Blood movie by casting Jonathan Joestar as a minority.
Anyone have that webm of Touhou of a baka fumo talking about conservatives not conserving, pacifists not conserving the peace, liberals not progressing and so on and so forth, while Reimu looks at her?
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>>226031
>Mirror's Edge
>Portal
And I was hoping it'd end on modern "retro" shooters that manage to be more devoid of content and imagination than the ones from the '90s.
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>>224581
>Disappointing if true. I looked up to Brian.
>Fargo was a founder member of the board of advisors for Fig
marketing people
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>>226184
That's not what I thought would happen when I saw the cute girl holding the light bulb.
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>>226185
Get your mind out of the gutter.
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>>226184
Why is her dancing that far off rhythm?
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>>226244
I didn't mean anything sexual.
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>>223394
>round shot still fails to kill most of the infantry
Ah the warscape engine, still a shitshow to this day.
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>>226430
2023
>>226430
The numake of Super Mario RPG looks so soulless and boring.
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>>226452
It also makes the game piss easy if it wasn't already.
>>226430
>nigger dicks
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>>226452
does it?
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>>226472
Not him but it does. 
The old version has a lot of shading which looks good because it was manually added to the sprites and tweaked. The new one looks almost flat because it relies on a lighting engine that was made to not be too dark, because modern "artists" are scared of dark tones.
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>>226472
To be fair it's not as egregious as something like the advance wars "remake" which just rips the entire soul out of the games but I don't see why I'd ever play it over the original.
>>226471
The new one does look pretty generic but I'm also not a big fan of the original's artstyle.
>>226471
>>226472
The bar for soymakes is so low that this game is being praised for accomplishing what should be the bare minimum for a project like this.
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>>226480
honestly what even qualifies as a high bar? a shitshow like FF7R that hardly qualifies as a remake? i would much rather have this than something like that
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>>226471
>mech
I always thought it was a beetle
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>>226471
Things i couldnt help but notice
>crazy eyes removed
>bowser looks like shit
>peach looks like shit
>they changed the color of the bottom middle one into brown
>>226499
It looks like Bowser and Peach were changed to more closely resemble their modern selves rather than the N64 era versions you see on the original.
>>226499
>>they changed the color of the bottom middle one into brown
It's okay when Shitendo and Nipsectistan raceswaps characters for their BLM turbovaxxed overlords.

Say goodbye to any trace of the original SMRPG going forward BTW, it's gonna go the way of the original FF7 and RE4. TTYD and Persona 3 FES are next in line to be wiped from public memory in favor of their soymakes.
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>>226509
hate to break it to ya but geno is a wooden doll, and wood comes in shades of brown, to say they're trying to make him a nigger because the hue is ever so slightly darker is really reaching
>>226510
Nooooo!!!!!! They are making him a niggerrrrrr!!!!
Do I fit in yet guys?
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>>226471
It looks bland.
>>226514
Nope, you have to ever more spiteful and pretend that everything new is bad a bit harder, also pretend to worship old stuff you never played. :^)
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>>226524
be ever*
fuck
>>226473
It looks like they were trying to make the original characters look more like the original models, which is not an inherently bad thing. The lack of strong shadows on characters is absolutely a product of being too lazy to tweak the lighting system they've been using since Super Mario 3D World though.
>>226499
>geno wasn't brown before
Newfag who never played Superstar Saga detected. Booster not having the crazy eyes is consistent with ingame, for the beloved Mario characters™ getting sanitized you can 100% blame the Mario Mandate or shiggy himself. Only reason not to wish him death is because his replacement will likely be worse.
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>>226576
Definitely NOT overdesigned.
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>>226590
What did you expect from a whore?
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>>226576
is this character meant to be sexually arousing? i know this is a fanservice heavy game but this bitch kind of grosses me out
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>>226593
You telling me you're not into gyaru?
>>226582
>ign
>8.8
seriously?
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>>226471
>>226472
The problem is its the same game with no real improvements. The old game worked fine, looked fine, and played fine. They didn't improve on any of this and likely made it worse in every area. There is no lack of compatibility or features that made a remake or remaster a benefit in any way.
It might as well be some fan-made unity or ue4 remake that plays and runs like shit
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>>226600
Too much mechs.
>>226601
well for one the minecart minigame now doesn't look or play like shit, anything reliant on mode 7 looks better. they also added auto saves, for whatever thats worth, while regular saving is still available.
as far as performance goes, i think the game averages 30 frames, which seems to be Nintendo's fault for relying on 7 year old mobile chipsets
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>>226609
It didnt play like shit. It didn't look good because of mode 7 but it was responsive and pretty easy.
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I can't believe I'm envious of that chink.
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>>226660
>eating disgusting food full of sodium in an dusty, dirty shack probably made of asbestos
>playing games on obsolete toaster that can barely run anything made pre 2000, which your computer fine and even better with modern community patches
>being around annoying bugmen
>being a bugman yourself
oh yeah, I'm so envious
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>>226692
Honestly at this point I am.
>Work at a small convenience store and play vidya with your bro when there's no clients.
Instead I have to deal with annoying shitskins everyday.
I remember I used to work at one of these an it wasn't nearly as comfy.
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>>226660
this is literally just a soulless chinese ad. I've seen several of these videos of the closeup of the candy and twisting it and eating it blabla. Its all just an advertisement for their shitty candy shop
>>226693
I think that's supposed to be an internet cafe, I reckon those are very popular in china because bugs use them to circumvent their limited government allotted gaming time or something
>>226660
fuck off, chink
>>226660
I hate their language so fucking much. Shurr chuwah shurrshurr sshhhisshhhuuummm they sound like drunks.
I'd rather listen to Arabs screaming at each other.
>>226499
>the bottom middle one
I know SMRPG was released in the 90s but are we really at the point where newfags who haven't played it feel confident enough to point out "errors" in the remake?
>>226576
I'd be into it if she didn't have the retarded nails and smaller tits
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>>226660
MAMASAN ACTIVATES THE WHITE SERPENT
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>>226721
She has a sex counter tattoo. This is what "how do you do fellow kids" must look like in Japan.
>the younger generation just masturbates and spends their entertainment money on ero doujins right? make the next character like the women in those, that'll get them to buy in
>>226721
>I'd be into it if she didn't have the retarded nails
that's not her nails, that's claw shaped armor rings, granted she does have whore nails underneath as well, you can see it in the other piece of art in the trailer
>>226737
oh lord I didn't see that
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>>226737
you mean this shit? i didn't know this stood for that
>>226745
is this loss?
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>>226745
The strokes are the amount of dick she's taken so 9
>>226737
>>226745
>Serial killer wandering in love, Chiamo. After burying nine false loves, she finally found her true love. That love transcended her power, and she came to see you, her dearest love.
>Chiamo has cut a tally mark into her inner left thigh for each of her false lovers. It can only be seen by looking carefully during her WIN poses on the character result screen, or viewing the finished concept art
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>>226745
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tally
>>226746
It's the loss of her virginity.
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>>226746
Yes.
>>226510
>Clothes are brighter in the remaster
>Wood is darker
Making it any more obvious would be to flat out making him out of ebony, but to be fair he could look more like he got a coating of varnish.
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>>226576
Fuck that fraud. Here's some real Bomberman.
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>>226772
They changed his body material from smooth composite wood like an artist's manikin to stained wood with visible grain like furniture. Sage for way off topic.
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>>226772
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>>226772
christ you are seriously reaching, there are legitimate examples of pandering and revisionism you could point at from several other games but it's the hue used for the wood of the pinnochio like wooden character that you take offense at, good lord you need to stop being retarded
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>>226788
Geno now looks hispanic.
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>>226799
that's el geno to you
>>226784
It must be pretty good if this is all people can find to complain about.
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>>226803
It's great, go play it, faggot.

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>>226803
That was my takeaway too, if the autistic faggots on any /v/ can't find hundreds of gripes about something it's probably worth looking at.
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>>226807
There's nothing to talk about because the game came out in 1996.
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>>226803
They censored the black jack game in the casino. I'm actually surprised nobody mentioned that yet. The original also got some stuff censored, so you should just get a rom that it is uncensored.
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>>226812
That's because featuring any sort of simulated gambling would isntantly earn the game an 18+ rating in European regions.
>>226815
<So don't sell it to them to teach them a lesson. 
>capitalistic screeching
>>226809
Forgive me I forgot the 2023 remake which we were talking about came out in 1996.
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>>226812
>>226815
Wait yurup gets mad at gambling games even if it doesn't cost actual money? Lawmakers are fucking retarded, they could've just stopped at regulating lootboxes and everything probably would've been fine but now classic card games are verboten.
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>>226824
>>226825
>IP changed
>I changed nothing on my end
wat
>>226481
A good remake should, at minimum, retain every positive feature of the original game. And then, on top of that, include enough extra features to justify what will likely be an increased price tag,
<b-but
Then don't remake it.
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>>226815
The eternal anglo strikes again.
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>>226824
>Too stupid to have any input
Go play the "new" game then, stupid. Clap your hands at the graphics while you play. Do you also think a game is worth re-reviewing every time a new high-res texture pack comes out for it?

>>226827
Exactly. It doesn't contain anything the original didn't so there is no reason to play it.
>>226861
imagine being this mad about being given exactly what you asked for
>remake comes out with significant gameplay differences
<IT'S ALL DIFFERENT MAKE IT LIKE THE ORIGINAL JEWS JEWS JEWS
>remake comes out with QoL enhancements only
<WHY WOULD I PAY FOR THE SAME GAME MONEY GRAB JEWS JEWS JEWS
>>226868
lol
>>226868
Why are you sperging about an imaginary boogeyman?
Nobody asked for this.
There are no QoL enhancements.
>>226868
Except it doesn't even look better graphically. It just looks more bland. It lost its original art direction. If it was the same game with better graphics while maintaining the original art direction I, at least, wouldn't mind.
I wouldn't pay 60 bucks for it but I'd have no complains.
>>226868
If it is the exact same game with effectively no changes it should be priced accordingly. 
If there were changes they should be optional otherwise it's just a bastardization of the original. 
Either way it's not worth the price of a full game given a lot of the design, gameplay, and balance was already done beforehand. 
It's not that hard.
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>>226883
You can play it for free and it's not worth even that if you've played the original.
It's no diifferent from a scene-for-scene and line-for-line reshoot of a classic movie. Why even bother? So they improved the special effects and use HD cameras? 

I thought artifically slapping color on a black and white movie was in bad taste.  Then i thought making a sequel 30 years later to cash in on the fame of the original was in bad taste.  But this is somehow even more tasteless. I would prefer a cashgrab sequel over this.
>>226861
The whole point of this conversation is comparing the remake and the original and I have no idea why you're faggoting at me about it likke this.
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>>226938
>Manga concluded three years ago
>Anime already happened in 2018
Why now of all times? I'll check it out because I like mystery dungeons and the manga was quite enjoyable. Still strange how it only got a game now. Also Oboro best girl.
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>>226745
That's how the Japanese write tally marks, equivalent to the Western four vertical lines and then a fifth horizontal line.

>>226803
As I postulated earlier in the thread, the reason why it looks a bit uncanny is that they're being extremely accurate to the original's pace and controls.  Mario's pace and movements look a bit odd compared to his other recent depictions, but that's because he's copying the animation tempo and aesthetic of the original pre-rendered models turned into sprites.

The original game had significant issues with mistranslations and gameplay balance, so even if the remake fixes those (which I imagine it does) then that's a big improvement.

>>226861
>doesn't contain anything the original didn't
4/10
There are actually people who believe this.

>>226896
Because he derives enjoyment from being an "um actually" contrarian, like everyone on /v/.
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>>226956
>The original game had significant issues with mistranslations and gameplay balance, so even if the remake fixes those (which I imagine it does) then that's a big improvement.
It's been censored and tampered with in various minor ways per Mario Wiki (Valentine's jiggle physics nerfed, art changes to match the games nutendo is currently selling, Final Fantasy references outside of Culex removed, gambling removed, easymodo gameplay features like triple techs added) but outside of those, and imo everything but the jiggle nerf is a take-it-or-leave-it kind of thing, the Nintendo retranslation is actually an improvement on the 90s as hell Square translation. Enemy names have been changed to match the JP original where Square was totally wrong, Psychopath Thought Peek thoughts now match the JP original (the fake DK thought is now "Any resemblance to preexisting apes is purely coincidental") and things don't need to be crammed into 240p text boxes anymore. More importantly it's going to be way easier to fix any censorship people find since the remake than it would be to fix the original.
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>>226941
Not the weirdest case I can recall.
>Be 2004
>Manga concluded thirty-five years ago
>Anime already happened in 1969.
>Live action film won't come out for another two or three years.
Why then, of all times?
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>>226956
>There are actually people who believe this.
Elaborate.
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>>227019
It's just a matter of sophistry.  In a literal sense, the presence of triple techs and the action command chain are things that weren't present in the original, as is the ability to re-fight bosses, so the literal meaning of "nothing that wasn't there before" doesn't apply.

On a more metaphorical level, one may argue that nothing good or worthwhile was added, which is a fair point considering how remakes are usually made these days (Nintendo removed that 3D Mario trilogy after four months on the e-shop for absolutely no reason, for instance).  But as >>226986 points out, the game has received a polish pass that seems to have removed at least some 90s Woolseyisms and made the game more faithful to the original Japanese, which is practically unheard of for any kind of remake.  I think this is a significant improvement over the original, which is a game I did play and enjoy as a child but which I certainly didn't understand.

So I don't see any way someone could say the remake contains nothing that wasn't there before unless his goal is simply to prevent or derail conversation of it, which I think is harmful.  This remake seems to be a mixed bag of good and bad, and I think it's reasonable to appreciate the good (in a "oh, neat" kind of way, not a corporate shill way, you fucking idiots).
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>>227017
Well, Is it good?
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>>227025
I didn't realize they added anything to the game, other than graphical "improvements". I guess that's something even though it just sounds gayer and easier.

>I think this is a significant improvement over the original, which is a game I didn't understand.
wew, you should have lead with this statement.
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>>227030
Blood Will Tell? Yeah, I'd say so. Action game about a cybernetic samurai in 1500s Japan or whenever it's meant to be, so you've got not just katanas, but arm blades, a machine gun hand, and a cannon in one of the knees. Also avoids most of the issues with licensed game not following the plot of what they're adapted on account of both the original manga and old anime never actually finishing Hyakkimaru's quest to reclaim all his stolen body parts. This meanwhile actually has a boss fight for all forty-eight fiends (admittedly a few palette swaps here and there, but still). I'm not sure I'd call it "great", but I found it sufficiently fun and worth playing. And you don't need to be familiar with the manga or anime either, as it catches players up on the background.

Shouldn't need to say it on /v/, but don't actually buy it though, unless you maybe live in Japan. No one should have to spend anywhere near $300+ on a licensed game. Or any game, at that. It's got an undub patched iso out there anyway.
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>>227039
The recent anime adaptation of this manga was nothing short of stellar.
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>>227034
>you aren't allowed to be bad at video games if you're a child and the game is lying to you
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>>227170
Gonna presume you meant cut not clip
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>>227176
goddamn it anon
>>227178
yes I meant clip OUT, thank you
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>>227170
>you're a genuine dicksucker left out from the video
Motherfucker left out the funniest part of the original from the video, enough  reason to not even bother sharing his watermark video.
Wouldn't surprise me at all if that faggy little whimper of a voice at the end is the video's author's.
>>227170
That sounds 100% like a tranny.
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>>227238
I got my hopes up and thought it was going to be Valkyrie Drive 2 or 7even.
>>226660
Chinese clerks
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>>227075
>the game is lying to you
Explain?
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>2023 is almost over
>still no stellar blade
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>2023 is almost over
>still no star citizen
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>>227410
>scam citizen
That shit will be in development until the money dries up.
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>>227582
Do you think the money will dry up in a lifetime given there's still retards who see it as an investment?
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>>227584
Retardation has its limit... I think.
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>>227589
Dogs are for petting not fucking
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>>227595
I agree, dogs are pets, dogirls are for fucking and making a family.
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How the fuck is his channel still up? Either way, why do you insist on making these clips for ants? We have a 32MB file size here.
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>>227039
Cool cover.
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>>228012
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
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>>228303
The official art for the game was by Hiroaki Samura, same artist who made Blade of the Immortal. A good choice since Tezuka himself had already been dead for fifteen years or so by that point. Would have been nice if they'd have kept that cover out here. The western ones are almost impossible to tell what's going on in it without actually watching the intro cinematic it was taken from.
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>>228639
Thank you for informing me there are more episodes in this series.
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>>228645
Just use an rss feed. It's objectively better than youtube's own subscription system ever since they ruined it.
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>>226592
I shed a tear, fuck, 15 years of memories came flooding back
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>normalniggers were paid for this
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>>228959
>one guy saying ayy me just to fuck with everyone
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>>228957
<what a bitch!
>my husband know as well
lost
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>>229046
Fucking weebs.
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>>229046
>警察に追われて途中解散
ワロタ
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>>229049
ルパン!!!
>>228960
First time I see a westcuck translation going too far instead. Jesus fuck.
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>>229048
Are you blind? 
There aren't any weabs in that clip.
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>>229764
>4 seconds of gameplay
ebin
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>>229820
>live2d
I hate this shit
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>>229825
Is either that or static images.
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>>226660
Hey, that was me. 20 fucking years ago, haha...
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>>226693
>having downtime 
They just send us home :)
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>>229867
I'm going to get some Latiao and play some C&C tomorrow.
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>>230048
>first one
>doesn't end with them flying into the twin towers 
Scout sounds a lot like the original singer actually.
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>>230056
>death of a game
A video series made for children, literally, by a guy who can't read or write and speaks with a sock in his mouth.  The Skill Up video on The Day Before is more thorough coverage of the whole saga.
You didn't even cut out the two-minute advertisement at the start.  What is wrong with you?
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>>230243
Hey, at least he bothered to download the video to post it here instead of hotlinking to jewtube.
I couldn't care less about video essays but that's something at the very least. Credit where credit's due.
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>>230249
Wait, is this a Fusion remake? In Super Metroid so it's less likely to get instav& and used to justify a garbage tier official remake three years later? I'm sold.
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>>230256
Its called Super Metroid X Fusion but it has either been in development hell or progressing super slow, because the dude has been working on that hack for over a decade at this point
Doesnt help that the dev made all the videos of the project unlisted and taken down all project pages except his blog which only goes back to July 2022 which makes getting some of those earlier videos an absolute pain
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It's about that time again.
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>>230538
MEGA64 more like MEGACUCKS64times, especially that fatass Rocco
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>>230539
>you can ask whatever you want like an adult unless I don't like it then you can't ask it
I hate faggots like this. The kind of people that when you're shooting the shit have to act like they are at all times on a moral crusade to protect the poor innocent niggers who dindu nuffin ever.
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>>230539

This comes off as a joke to me, though I don't think I'm laughing at the person they think I should be laughing at.
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Who made voice over for this video?
Was it Jinx Izayoi but it was nuked because it said raging lesbians or something?
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>>230721
Neat. How much of this is AI vs you fucking with your own voice in Audacity? >implying kikechan has actual women on it who could have VA'd this
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>>230729
all voices are me,the female voices is just me processed through elevenlabs.
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>>230721
>cuz ur gay
it's such a cheap and juvenile "punchline" but it's still funny
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>>229820
What the fuck did they do to my Yumi
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Ztan amv? A fucking ztan WEBM ANIMATED ANIME MUSIC VIDEO?
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>>230887
That's nice anon, I like it.
>>230902
>Adam says "bitch!"
>The SA-X talks
And there goes any hope of atmosphere this game might have had.
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>>231037
Pretty sure it's just porn anon.
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>>231037
>Adam says "bitch!"
Yeah I hope thats not in the final hack when or if it ever comes out
>>223154 (OP) 
I wish that samus one in the OP had more frames. Muh dick.
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>>231854
Everytime they showed Fug-li I said damn she looks disgusting. Leaning toward this uncanny valley "Realistic" style to appease their ESG overlords. Really shows you they give zero shits about their past, the country and people who brought them to today. Then they unleash pic related. I see why Yor was added. That jawline can smash boulders. No make-up, face looks lifeless and plain. Crapcum is truly dead how can anyone stand by them now?
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>>231896
is that supposed to be yor? i thought it was like a costume for some other character, jeez louise that looks ugly.
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>>231897
It's a costume for Chin-Li.
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>>231920
Isn't it a costume for only avatars?
>>231896
I never understood how anyone could care for modern crapcom
the second they released RE7's demo it was apparent to me they were dead in the water
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>>231935
>hurr art style hurr compressed video screenshot crop hurr klaus schwab said woman had to look BAD :'^(((
You're trying too hard to fit in and are likely an underageb& faggot.

You could criticize the game for genuine reasons, like its insane pricing model and stinginess with the in-game currency Drive Tickets: only available via direct purchase, or 500-1000 at a time in timed challenges that you can miss forever. It costs 1000 DT to buy a single costume color for a single character, but DLC characters come with an alternate costume and all colors unlocked.

You could look at some gameplay of Cammy and see that her ass is fatter than it has ever been and jiggles whenever she does Medium Kick, and perhaps conclude that the game's art style is a mixed bag.

But of course not. Much easier to curl up and suck your own dick about how clever you are for repeating the same phrases people have been screaming about SF6 for half a year. Very keen of you to call Chun Li Fug Li, by the way - the pun on fugly, like fuck-ugly-Chun-Li? Nice one.

>>231920
It's a costume for user-made avatars, who all look quite uncanny due to the many layers of generic shaders and texture effects applied to all of them and their skeletons needing to be universal.
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>>231936
I'm sorry did you hit your head on your keyboard and get brain damage? because honestly  what most of you typed was completely insane
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>>231896
Yeah, it looks like shit, but it is what the normalfags deserve.
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>>232053
>4th bid
>Faggot flag
Went from neat to shit
>>232053
>kiss rory
That is fake right?
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some time ago I was arguing in the stealth thread how multiplayer games where stealth and its core mechanics weren't the focus were actually the most fun to pull stealthy shit off in, as outwitting another human player certainly took way more skill, knowledge of the game and luck than outwitting a preprogrammed AI through basic pattern recognition. as an example, I mentioned a clip I had seen some time before of a csgo competitive round from a pro tournament, but I could only describe through words because i couldn't recall the specifics to find the clip in question again, even after many searches. I just happened to come across it and i wanted to share.
for context
>terrorists outnumbered 4:3 and outgunned carrying only the default pistol
>somehow managed to sneak through one of the bomb sites completely undetected
>they silently get behind the opposing team line up shots and execute 2 players at once with a third accidentally dying to tk
>with the site captured and only 1 player left on the other team they manage to win the round
luck certainly played a role in making it so things went the way they went, but it was still a rather sick play

I clipped it with an online tool because I'm noob, please understand
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>>232061
Nope, I pretty distinctly remember that from the streams. I do think it was meant entirely for laughs, not for serious faggotry implications. Rory is consistently the butt of odd jokes, like his mom being a leg.
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>>232072
>I clipped it with an online tool because I'm noob, please understand
https://github.com/mifi/lossless-cut
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>>232082
neat, forgot I had this on my PC already, but at least this way I downloaded an update, thanks
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>>224592
god that hl2 cotton eyed joe gives me memories

also
>webm thread
>half of it is text and images
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>>232271
Ive come across the reems of youtube videos with A.I. covers and ive been pissing myself at the covers of Hitler singing Never Gonna Give You Up, etc.
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>>232290
The one with hitler sings Human is fucking perfect.
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>>232375
Well compared to what zucc managed with a few billion dollars this vrchat school looks fine.
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>>232444
How could the Palworld devs have had the time to rip off both Pokemon and Splatoon?
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>>232444
>foam party
So they copied splatoon, then made it gay.
And then added niggers to the music.
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>>232484
>Splatoon
>not gay
This one is immediately better by virtue of the cast not being Mr. and Mrs. Incredible's late stage abortions who turn into soap water because it gives the lead game devs a stiffy.
>>232457
>Palworld
It at least has the same character designer.
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>>232525
>Mr. and Mrs. Incredible's late stage abortions 
Do you have brain damage?
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>>232525
>he doesnt like this
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me irl
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>>232536
>do you have brain damage?
Do you? How else are you going to enjoy looking at that shit without severe brain damage?
You also forgot to quote the game mechanic where they turn into colored semen like they were designed by a Nickelodeon live action writer. Absolutely the most disgusting franchise Nintendo's ever put out.
>>232537
>he doesnt like this
No, I don't. I like moe as much as I like my lolis in vidya, but those things don't qualify as either. Quite the opposite, I feel enormously violent whenever I see those hydrocephallic pieces of shit, as if I had to smash their paintbrained heads with a club.
>>232600
Do you torture small animals?
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>>232600
Here's something more in tune with your preferences.
Faggot.
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>>232603
lmao owned that fag
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>>232614
Down bad for the squidussy. Im gonna go visit the local aquarium for relief.
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You fight your way through dozens of monsters to rescue a stranded squad. Do you:
>Let the last surviving member of the squad live
>Goad him into a fight to the death
>>232673
Just kill all the characters. It might sound edgy, but in modern games that would save you the agony of waiting through walls of text just to arrive with
>Do good thing because you are good
>Do bad thing because you are bad
With no variation other then flavor text.
>>232673
Those are a lot of niggers.
>>232673
>vigilante bad
>white men evil
>morals
who gives a shit
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>>232525
>player characters has tits
10/10 character design

>>232537
>Player characters don't have tits
0/10 character design
>>232673
>swings arms
>cinches eyebrows
>wobbles head around
>adjust posture
>repeat until conversation over
How do you make this, review it, and decide "Yeah, this is how humans talk."?
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>>232954
guy who makes these got hired to make carl on duty gun animations btw
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>>232955
He also worked on Titanfall 2 and Apex Legends
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>>232956
>third webm
>3DPD female voice
Disgusting.
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>>233101
>3DPD female voice
as opposed to what?
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>>233101
>3DPD female voice
What, do you want her speak in subtitled animalese?
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>>233107
This retard is still posting gachatrash and chink shit. Those points are really rolling in now!
>>233113
I want her to be silent.
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>>233109
>>233113
Fools.

>>233128
I agree with this sentiment.

The voices of these 3DPD "females" are laced with poison, leading us astray from the true path. The only female voices that our ears should be graced with are those of pure digital creatures, angelic beings whose synthesized voices are blessed by the Omnisiah himself. You know it to be true, do not be led astray by these foul creatures of flesh when they sing their lies into your ears.
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>>233158
But AI voices are trained on 3DPD voices? Hatsune Miku's voice is Saki Fujita. No idea who Neurosama's voicegen was trained on.
Literally every anime girl you've ever heard was voiced by 3DPD. Even for manga, any voice you imagine is generated by your brain based on memories of 3DPD. The only way to avoid that would be to be born deaf.
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Are you ready to die for israel, kid?
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Doesn't look very convincing tbh.

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