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I played a lot of Underground as a kid. I remember the intro always scared me. I had a lot of fun creating skaters and levels though.
Now I'm installing THUGPRO to play mp4 related.

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Mullen was always better. I don't care how much Hawk can spin. He's fortunate he ever got the amount of fame he did.

Meanwhile the guy who invented the kickflip lived in his shadow.

>>210201
>invented the kickflip
and pretty much everything else

>>210189 (OP) 
Is there a game where I get to shoot at random shit-for-brain skaters? Asking for a friend.

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>>210315
real life

>>210317
I don't like that one. The grind is too much and there's more and more poz with each update.

>>210319
>>210317
>amazon
>order saltpeter, charcoal, sulfur
>1 inch thick galvanized steel pipe nipple (really nigger?), 12, 1 caps
>hand drill
>mortar and pestle 
>jb weld
>nails
Would you get vanned for this?

>>210331
>italics 
*one inch pipe nipple and one inch caps but 12 inches long would be the nipple.....

>>210331
I think you would blow yourself up before it came to that

>>210334
I'd put the powder in after drilling the hole ya know, not before it. Wearing aluminum wrist bands keeps static electricity away when grinding. 

Beware coward I live!

>>210189 (OP) 
>Wondering what Tony Hawk is up to now. 
I'm pretty sure he started skating again, even though he's over 50 and another accident could doom him to a slow and humiliating death. And he can still do 900s.
>>210331
If you have to ask, the answer is yes. If you're going to buy gunpowder join the local SCA chapter so you have an alibi. It's also good exercise and it's not like you have any dignity left to lose anyway.

>>210331
no 
probably won't even get it to the list if no one reports you 
there's a department of amazon that reports "suspicious packages" it works through ass though and mostly just targets drug precursors through some AI bullshit 
exception are some books 
apparently they have a list of "right-wing literature" that lowers your social score a bit 
terrorists aren't that common even in america that's a rather niche shit no one really cares about  
>If you have to ask, the answer is yes
cops work through ass everyone knows that 
we don't live in 1984 
if you have to ask the answer is probably no 
even if they would put you on the list you won't get gangstalked by the FBI or any shit like that 
maybe you will get a search warrant through some toilet paper bureaucratic bullshit but that's like a fucking medal in paralympics 
it's hard to agitate glowies so much even when you try to 
but yeah after the incident they will look into suspicious orders online and markings on the pipe you bought
but you have time to finish everything and die before you get v& if that matters
not like poster number 210331 can into forensics or wants to live anyway 
>order saltpeter, charcoal, sulfur
you can straight up order nitrocellulose at this point 
and why would you need sulfur? it makes shit too sensitive for my liking 
cool for your makeshift musket with a mechanical striker but sucks for bombs  
it will just deflagrate anyway 
make sure that granules are big 
>pipe 
you only need thick containers do detonate stuff like ANFO 
gunpowder works like shit no matter where you put it so use whichever container you can find in trash 
glass bottles work just fine 
srlsly fucking americans all you niggers want to do is consume more shit from amazon instead of making chlorates and nitrates on your own 
bet you order your food too fat fuck  
even fucking pipes have to be bought 
nigga go outside this shit lies on the ground for free 
>hand drill
you don't have a drill? 
>jb weld
fucking mutts

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>>210339
I actually own a cap and ball revolver tbh. 

>>210346
>we don't live in 1984
yet.... 
<.....yet
You know what I mean.

>>210201
>1:01
now wait a goddamn minute

>>210201
They skate in two different disciplines. Rodney is a freestyler-turned street skater, Tony is vert. Tony can't do an inward heel, Rodney can't drop in on a ramp with any vert.

>>210189 (OP) 
>modern skate games
Your options are two janky indieshit games trying to copy Skate with a tiny fraction of the budget and manpower. EA is making a new Skate, and there are videos of the beta test online. It's gonna be F2P and lord knows when it's coming out.

>are the Skate games good
Yes but don't go into them thinking they're a competitor to THPS. Completely different experience. Like Need for Speed vs Gran Turismo. Skate 1 is the purest of the three, Skate 2 has the best singleplayer and map, Skate 3 has the best physics and most replayability because of the park editor. 

>best TH game
THPS2x on Xbox. It's a compilation of THPS1 and 2 remade in the PS2 THPS3 engine. All the levels plus five new stages, all the music, all the skaters, and the good classic physics.

>>210470
>They skate in two different disciplines
How they choose to skate is irrelevant when you compare them in their respective disciplines. There are alot of people as impressive as Tony like Bob Burnquist and Bucky Lasek. Nobody comes close to Mullens and many of his tricks have never been replicated.

IIRC tony admitted he thought mullens was a better skater in an interview.

It makes sense from his perspective. Vert ramps aren't everywhere, but the ground is. If youre an unimpressive skater without special equipment only found in a skate park, would you feel like youre better at skating than someone who just needs a skateboard?
Mullens can/has skated vert, but its rare. i think he doesnt like it. I wonder if he's afraid of heights.

Tony Hawk is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goMYHB2Grvg

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thank you bmn

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>>210189 (OP) 
>What are some of your favorite skateboarding games?
TrickStyle
A futuristic flying skateboard racing game.
You had to race against your opponents to get the first place but also do tricks like any traditional skate game.
I think Criterion developed it, it is available for DreamCast and PC.
Did anybody play that?

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>>220720
>slower bikes are better than cool sk8s 
Ok dude. Try doing a trick that's not just a wheelie and maybe I'll listen to your wrong opinions.

>>220743
BMX freestyle and vert can get pretty wild, but BMX is already obscure so just imagine how bad it is for the niche siblings of streetstyle

does jet set radio count?

>>210189 (OP) 
THUGPro is the best, disregarding that then it's a coinflip between THPS4 & THUG2.
Skate is OK, runs like shit in most of the games but apart from that, the idea of using your thumb to flick the board isn't a bad idea
Modern skate games nail some of the look of skating are usually aiming for realism, but they usually fail even small stuff, like how the wheels are suppose to turn when you lean, but if not almost all of them are clones of Skate, which is fine but you have to go for some real garbage when it comes to THPS/THUG clones, it always involves some stupid animal or it's completely different like OlliOlli

How many people actually skate in this thread, all I can do is ollie and ride around, you would think doing boneless gives you extra height but it doesn't, it's just cool points and the lack of information mentioned in the games about misc stuff: like how to make the trucks actually not squeak or how long the wheel spins when not standing on it actually doesn't make it faster, it makes it shittier or grinding/sliding on rails requires a good chunk of wax, etc.

>>228965
>How many people actually skate in this thread
The people posting in this thread are alive, so I'd imagine none.

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>>229043
Fucking fleshie detected

Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure is actually pretty fun (as it should be since it's just THPS4 with different levels and characters). Problem is that about half the levels are really bad. Andy's Room, Pizza Planet and the ship from Tarzan are great levels, but the rest are a few mildly interesting setpieces linked by empty flatland.

Interestingly, the game appears to have a no pants model for your little girl OC, The boy's model is off camera on the title screen, and shockingly detailed. Should be a simple AR code to set pants to none, but I have no idea how to find it.

>>210190
>Tony Hawk's existential nightmare
How would that game play?

>>229213
if you post here you're playing it right now

>>229213
>you are standing in the center of the skate bowl
>you attempt to accelerate forwards
>"you famous?"
>as you gain speed a person walks up to you and you turn to avoid them
>"aren't you too old for this?"
>you slowly reach the wall execute the weakest 180 kickflip known to man
>"anyone ever tell you that you look like tony hawk?"
>a small group of onlookers are standing right in the middle of the bowl now obstructing you  
>you slide down along the wall like you are swirling down a toilet, fall, sprain your wrist, face hitting the ground
>"nah you aint him"

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>>229233
>"aren't you too old for this?"
You can tell the regret on his mug right away on the spoof cover, it's amazing.

>>229084
>girl has a no-pants model
You can't just say something like this and not post proof.

>>234715
We only know it exists due to textures and the pantless boy model being used as an off screen base model. I'm sure someone with AR code making knowhow can force the girl model in. Pic 1-2 is male model, pic 3 is female body texture.

>yes herro prease we be making moderrs gendelress for evelyone to be praying how they want

What if instead of a sexless goblin I want my skater to be a big tiddy sex goddess? Think about that, EA?

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>>244560
Time to play THPS3