In the far off future of the year 202020, all f*n has been banned, and only clown meta remains. As the last Primal Iron Beast falls into Untiered, its meagre four-digit BST being unable to keep up with the harsh ZU metagame (which has, merely a year earlier, been accepted as an official tier), the last surviving ape cries out in his enclosure. He sheds a tear as he looks up into the sky, and sees a shooting star - and, his wish is granted. He is sent 200000 years into the past, to fight in ancient metas long forgotten. He types upon his keyboard, "Me champ. Gen 9 OU."
Little does our humble chimp know, the meta was already infested with robot dinosaurs, even in this day. But with your team, he will soon find out the truth...