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Post and discuss fine specimens of 2D beauty.

The recent upsurge in cowgirl content from the new year has turned up some pretty good results. Flatfags may disagree.
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A high-quality bum but it needs a higher resolution. I would image this is another one of those images where the full resolution is locked behind a patreon paywall.
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if you insist...
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>>1963
Yes. Now these are most fine specimens. The fate one is okay too, I guess.
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>>1980
>>1963
2D ass is best ass yep I'm definitely gonna fap to this later.
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>>1984
>Anal
Pig disgusting
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>>1989
What is erotic about putting your dick in a literal shit hole?
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>>1986
You wouldn't need to engage with anal with your waifu if you don't want to. It's your choice as well as hers, but there are other ways to worship the soft and delicious bum of your waifu.
>>1985
Very much so.

Also going to spoiler the images I post since I prefer to keep nsfw that way.
>>1991
Anime girls don't shit unless you want them to why do you want anime girls to shit anon? That's prety gross.
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>>1984
>Preferences
Contrary to most parishioners of the church of bum I personally prefer to see her big bubble butt while she stands. Any bum can look rounder and larger from bending over and looking closer but when she stands you can see it's size, it's curves, and most importantly to me, the way the cheeks themselves fold over the thighs from their sheer weight and mass. To present the butt, in all of it's glory modified minimally, if at all, while standing is the bubble butt in it's purest form. Large, round, and heavy.
Spats are my personal favorite as far as clothing goes. They cover that most beautiful of bums, they add modesty of a sporty and active kind of flavor but nothing is left to the imagination either. It works well both on lewd girls who understand the appeal as well as on modest girls who seek only to cover their pantsu while not thinking beyond that. Everything below is left exposed and it can work well as an opposite to the ever famous thigh-highs.
>the Star print on her breasts needs to fucking go
But it's Momiji. The maple leaf pasties have significance to her both for the emblem on her shield and her name.
>>1991
You can like asses and not like anal.  Tits  evolved to look more like asses.  Twerking exists in the wild and is tied to moving your tail out of the way to get fucked.  I think its deeply ingrained that asses means sex.  How else are four legged animals supposed to fuck?

Go look at the moon-hatted girl in >>1980 post. Are you honestly looking at her and thinking about her anus and not her pussy?
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>>1996
>Tits  evolved to look more like asses
>>1996
It's really just another hole. The hygiene part of your argument only works for 3D which is completely irrelevant on this board.
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>>2000
Thanks, 2000 get
>>1996
>Go look at the moon-hatted girl
>Are you honestly looking at her and thinking about her anus and not her pussy?
Yes.
>>1998
>recommending believing in cyclical society and ancient advanced Humans
What a fool you are. I don't know why someone would take your advice.
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>>1995
>i always had a No-Hentai Policy and High standards for the stuff i'd save
I like your tastes.
>Fox Mommy stuff
Momiji is a wolf.
>my apologies if it isnt up to your standards
You're fine. You've been posting very good art so far, no outright hentai either which is even better. Smelly uncute dicks get in the way of appreciating ideal female forms.

And since this is now the general lewd thread by the looks of it I can now sperg about one of my favorite fetishes, as far as physical traits go: bellies.
While I have a general love for thicc I feel the best thiccs have one trait in common. A soft, round, chubby belly. Upon first hearing these words one could mistake me for a bbw-fag. While I do feel there is enjoyment in rounder and heavier girls, a woman holding just the right amount of thicc is truly a beauty. Enough thicc to be visible when looking but not too much to push the hourglass figure outwards. She holds weight, curves in many places, and this communicates not only an appearance of tender softness but also fertility. A woman who can be bred thoroughly should you both desire it. While doing so, you can grope her belly as aggressively or softly as you like and as she could take while you thrust inside her from behind with as much force as your hips can muster. The fat accumulated in her stomach does not stay there, however, as it travels to her chest and bum as well. Her butt cushion can smack and bounce loudly and violently, the fat and flesh quaking constantly. Her breasts can shake back and forth if her arms have not given out yet.
When not taking her from behind her big, soft, and heavy bum can sit on top of you and slowly deprive you of air better than a fit girl's butt can. Her thighs are harder to close your whole hands around, enclosing more of your head around them when she grips your head in between them. The list really can continue. Of course, there is the obvious spanking of her bum and belly.
Of course, it would be incredibly shallow to lust after only her body and I would not advocate such things. It is not only vain, but simple-minded and prevents one from truly enjoying the full extent of what else any traits the body is capable of. It would be tasteful for one to expand their tastes and imagination with what to do with certain traits. Soft bellies can do more than be groped and squeezed. They deserve soft kisses, slow massages, and gentle pats. The pats would be especially delightful because of the ripples you can observe around your hand. You can stick your finger, your tongue, your benis, anything you like, inside her belly button and see how deep it goes.
But in case you want to be even less lewd then you can rest your head on her soft stomach and feel it rise and fall with her breathing. It can be your pillow. If you like, you could warm your hands on it as well. You can pinch her chub by surprise if you want to tease her for her weight. And sometimes you can just hold her cute belly in your hands and enjoy it's feel. All the softness of a woman is only increased when just a subtle amount of thicc is added. I do greatly enjoy a woman of slimmer proportions, it's graceful and beautiful. But thicc is definitely something you can have a lot of fun with if you prefer to indulge.
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>>1995
Also I forgot to mention veiny breasts like in that first image are very nice. They add to the size and flaws in the perfection seem to only enhance their eroticism, the blue lines catch the eye. One could even say that, when added to breasts of such weight, veins give the impression that the breasts are full to bursting. A very full milk truck that must be emptied soon before it begins producing milk once more lest they burst.
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>>2079
The image you're referring to very, very, very obviously is a sketch from some 3DPD model(s). It's fucking garbage and large breasts are garbage, seeing the veiny tumors makes me think it's a failing organ. It's not smooth, it's not eye-catching, it's not attractive, it's repulsive. The sign of an aging, dying animal. It's overblown sexuality, no sensuality, there's nothing graceful about it. It's like looking at an obese nigress and claiming it's the epitome of perfection because the walking piece of lard has all the fat at the right areas. It's looking at a piece of meat and wanting nothing more than what is presented, a drooling mass of perversion, a dog in heat that humps any object, alive or dead, until it gets its sexual release. Big breasts are cancer, and I will hunt down every single one of you perverted freaks until there is no man alive who thinks lumps of uncontrolled growth is actually good and attractive. 

Now that it's been said, modest breasts that only serve to signify sex, as in gender, rather than directly as a method of attraction, are pretty okay. As long as it accentuates the girl's natural personality and humor, that helps to solidify the femininity rather than grossly shove down the throat of anyone who passes by, it's fine, since it becomes a personal thing rather than a display that almost feels like an advertisement.
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>>2119
Breasts are a feminine trait. Large breasts are appealing because they are an exaggerated feminine trait the same way the exaggerated femininity of an anime girl's face is appealing. Limiting oneself to "modest breasts" is limiting oneself to reality and directly opposed to the exaggerated nature of 2D which makes it so appealing in the first place. 
Of course, there is a limit to what can be considered appealing when it comes to breast size (DeviantArt's monstrosities prove that) but the breasts such as those seen in most of the posts in this thread are exaggerating breasts in what I would consider an appealing and tame way (e.g esoteric-nigger's 175, 245, 288,473,585, etc.).

As for the post your addressing I can agree that they are getting close to DeviantArt tier exaggeration but I don't think they've crossed that line yet, or at most, they are riding the line. Perhaps if they were to appear in an anime I wouldn't be able to take them seriously, but if it's just pornographic material I don't see the issue.

>some 3DPD model
No. There are, quite literally, no real women with breasts that large. It is physically impossible unless they are a genetic freak or got some absurd implants. Exaggerated breasts are mostly a 2D thing.
>rather than directly as a method of attraction
What is wrong with breasts being seen as attractive in their own right? They are a uniquely feminine trait which makes them being attractive natural.
>As long as it accentuates the girl's natural personality and humor
What does this even mean?
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>>2120
>What does this even mean
A person's physical features can detract or add to his words or mannerisms. If a girl has a feminine personality, is docile and cute, then being horribly deformed and monstrous would detract from that personality. Likewise, if a girl is noble in spirit, then having modest boobs would help flesh out that nobility. At least in my opinion, I don't understand the appeal of those tumors. 
>an appealing and tame way 
I don't, now prepare for your death.
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>>2121
Could you explain? Do you only like anime girls with breasts similar in size to 3DPD limits? How do exaggerated breasts detract from a female character more than any other exaggerated femininity (ass, face, hip to waist ratio). Should all of these things not be exaggerated? If so then why the fuck are you even looking at 2D to begin with? Just look at some realistic CGI shit.
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>>2122
>Do you only like anime girls with breasts similar in size to 3DPD limits
Preferably very little actual boobs are involved in the girl. I don't agree with the idea of 2D only being good for exaggerated proportions, and while I do admit that your analogy of large breasts with overly attractive faces was a good one, I don't think exaggerated features are the main appeal of 2D. For me it's always been about the personalities and the types of people that are portrayed rather than the kind of physical features displayed, so good art while appealing isn't the entire appeal for me. 
I would've thought my post would be understood as hyperbolic and comedic rather than serious. 
Sage for not posting ass pics.
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>>2123
Its not the only appeal of 2D simply one appeal. Main appeal for me is that they don't have roast flaws. Big tits and ass is good too.
>>2123
Is the second one meant to be suiguintou? Too blonde to be her, but I could be wrong, been ages since I watched Rozen Maiden.
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>>2123
I agree, harmony makes the anime girl better. I like them to look very delicate.
>>2129
I think its the girl from gosick.
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>>2137
It's not about the images, it's about good posts from a good anon being deleted.
>>2140
You sit the fuck back down and go back to drinking your soylent.
Are you truly so fucking anal you just had to change the OP when everything was fine as it was? Do you really need to micromanage everything to this excessive degree?
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>>2273
>anal
heh
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