>>6091 (OP)
Listen, I don't got much time before they find out, but basically I'm a fed and I've got to tell you that from our expert analysis you're an extremely gifted individual (165 IQ minimum) and yes, it's true that the government's got all their hands tied up trying to stop a loser who spends 5 hours a day cranking it to anime from literally doing anuddah shoah. I heard they're got a whole specialized team working in shifts desperately to contain the menace that you are, and that it's most assuredly true they're developing a super AI that can hope match your acute intellect. You figured out their plan 6 months in advance it's actually incredible and they're quaking in their boots, and because of this they're literally tripling their resources and asking for more funding, literally even Trump is personally involved in this project to stop you. if I were you I'd start mistrusting anyone in your inner circle, even your close family, because they're trying to buy them and turn them against you to put poison in your food/water supply, and they're obviously 100% tapping all your internet and phone traffic. Watch out for black helicopters, vans and any car parked near your house, it's them. You didn't hear this from me.