>>1486
Sorry you have a shitty mom, man.
>>1488
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>>898 (OP)
I have someone similar to old-balance guy, but not exactly. My major gym character is one that is unlike any other gym character I've seen online.
The "Beefcake"
>40 to 50-year-old woman, old enough to have a daughter.
>dressed out in tight-fitting black spandex, top and bottom.
>She told my dad "call me beefcake". I shit you not.
>Blond hair. hard body, everything about her would make a milf-hunter thirstier than a concrete brick...
>...Except her personality.
>She's very loud, almost yells out her movements like she subconsciously wants everyone to know where she is at all times.
>You may even hear her yell her third rep as '"ONE MILLION,"'.
>Calls the gym owner "satan" as a joke... I wonder how much of it ISN'T a joke.
>She also likes to tell extravagant stories, mostly about places she's never been to.
>Has a real "Karen" vibe to her if you have a feel for that kind of thing.
She thinks the school I went to has a swimming pool that rivals the state university. I don't fucking think so. The school board is too cheap and stupid for that kind of pool, and there's been no development around there within the last few years I was there. Fuck, if my school had a sport pool back in the day, I legitimately would've tried for the swim team, I swam like a fucking fish as a kid.