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pOrN iS GoOD foR yOu guYZ trUsT mE


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Do you guys have people in your gym who really seem to stick out? I have a couple.

Old Balance guy
>early to mid 60s
>does every exercise on a bosu ball
>shoulder press in tree pose
>bicep curls in warrior III
>mirin his mobility 

Hummingbird man
>machines only 
>doesn't even quarter rep
>more like 1/64
>not exaggerating when I say the weights move only an inch per rep
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I remember the thots that were there just to meet chads and would only pretend to work out.
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I can't really think of anyone specific who's very eccentric, but I do wonder why every 60+ dude feels compelled to walk around the locker room with his balls hanging out.
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>>901
Pressure and heat on the testes diminish testosterone production. This is why I have banished underwear from my life.
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>>903
This is a fair point, but the difference is that you probably don't look like an overweight bloodhound with your clothes off despite weighing maybe 140 pounds, nor do you stand beside me when I'm washing my hands with the base off your dick rubbing all over the countertop.
>>898 (OP) 
I often see a very elderly fellow at my gym who's usually doing abdominal exercises. And when I say elderly, I mean the guy is very old, and frail. But I guess it's what's best for him to feel like a spry 50 year old instead of 80.
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>>898 (OP) 
I have a few
Old Lemmy
>has mutton chops like Lemmy from Motorhead
>at least in his seventies
>does flies constantly in an old tracksuit

Clean and Jerk
>only does this exercise
>just this one
>every day
>throws his weights down as hard as possible after each rep
>always lifts a shitton of weight doing it

Stache Bro
>has a Magnum P.I. stache
>every time he comes to the gym he is doing some experimental workout
>always comes with a friend who can't keep up with him, but he's nice about it

Yellow Fever
>asian male and white female mixed couple
>have been going to the gym for at least as long as I have
<guy still can't squat more than 1 plate
<he's shorter than her
<she's always mirin other guys

Swole Elliot
>looks like Elliot Rodger if he lifted instead of going insane
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>>952
elliot didn't go insane, he went very rational in fact
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>>953
Still should have lifted.
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>>953
he more or less imploded on himself
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