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 Things You Should Know

    Pour vinegar over baking soda to make an acidic fizz that can be used for cleaning or baking.
    Add lemon juice to baking soda to create a foamy reaction that can improve digestive and kidney health.
    Dump water over baking soda for a mild reaction that can help stomach cramps or acid reflux.
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>    Dump water over baking soda for a mild reaction that can help stomach cramps or acid reflux.
What do I do after I dump the water over the baking soda?
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>>334458
Yes.
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>>334458
Depending on the water

> A sports drink bottle. Preferably a reusable one from the fitness store, not a recycled used Gatorade bottle.
> Put at least 1 Tbs baking soda into the bottle 
> pour hot water over it until dissolved 
> Shake bottle, but let it open enough to let gas escape
Boom! 19th century shampoo. Some people who use it today also say you should prepare another bottle with hot water and 1 Tbs vinegar and pour it on your head after you had washed out the soda water to condition your hair. I think its too much of a hassle and therefor don't do that. Doesn't work that well when you greasy head was exposed to mineral oil based stuff such as motor oil or chain grease. This is why liquid shampoo had displaced soda water in the bath room.

> put one 1 Tbs 
> Cold or warm water 
> Stir until dissolved
Drink that stuff to alleviate reflux, stomach pain and any other condition that can be blamed on way too aggressive stomach acid. Its an old domestic remedy. 

And as bonus: Toilet bombs that I never got to work properly.
> Get a bold 
> and a silicone mold. Design doesn't matter.
> 1 part baking soda
> 1/2 part citric acid powder
> Dish detergent new recipes say you should use some essential oil you like. 
> A mason jar or something
> Mix part baking soda with citric acid in the bowl
> Then add whatever liquid ingredient you want
< one drop at a time or else you get wildly expanding foam instead of dough
> Do this until you have consistent dough
> Put the dough into your mold
> Let it dry over night
> Put your shiny new toilet bombs into the jar or where you want to store them
< Or yeet the entire contents of the mold directly into the toilet bowl, because that shit isn't effective anyway
>>334457 (OP) 
adding baking soda is basic and vineagar is acidic, either can be good for cleaning different things. when you combine them it does the cool volcano thing but they neutralize each other and then they're not really cleaning anything anymore.
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my protip: if you ever feel like you need a pick me up call your internet and tell them you want to cancel. they might give you a better deal but worst case scenario you'll have someone in india begging you not to leave because they have some kind of incentive to keep customers from leaving. gives you a real sense of power of people you know?
If forgot to mention another recipe involving baking soda. Its rather useful to fa/tg/uys however. Tabletop snow.
> Some sort tray you can sacrifice for the horrible things you gonna do to it.
> 1 part glue
< the white stuff that often used in wood working, you retard!
> 1 part white acrylic paint
> 1 Tbs baking soda at the ready
> A glass of water...
< Preferably a brush cleaning pot full of water.
> Some sort of modelling tool. You can use a tooth pick if you are a poorfag.
< Geedub's texture brush works best for mixing, but you should invest into a set of silicone modelling brushes when you are so far gone that you are considering getting that mono tasker if you want good results.
> Pour crafting glue and paint your tray and mix with your modeling tool until they are frens
> Then sprinkle in the baking soda and mix with the tool. Repeat until you are happy with the consistency of the dough.
> Sticky? Wash your tool into the water and then apply it while wet to show your brand stinking new snow who's boss.
< Jesus Christ! Don't overdo it like a moron. Shit's still water soluable.
Now you can turn any base, model landscape, outsider art or whatnot into a 90s style winter wonderland. Its always Christmas in your living room when you ruin your coffee table with that stuff. You can also simply shove it all into a pile to harden and extract a snow heap for later use. 

Wait, why doesn't the soda react with anything? I think the glue prevents the water in the paint from meeting the soda that is only in there to deliver some texture and more mass for modelling. The paint makes it whiter as the glue makes it thick to begin with. The glue turns transparent when it dries. I have also been talking about ruining your coffee table for a reason; This concoction gets as hard as concrete as its bonds with whatever you have slathered it on.

>>334479
You count on the volcano reaction to blow up urine scale. Most effective instructions tell you to go with mostly vinegar and little baking soda for a reason.
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>>334479
Yeah, going to trust Wikihow on that one and not a chan wacky.
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>>334515
Shame how Wikihow became irrelevant overnight after they decided to use those weird images on all of their articles.
>>334515
That slop site that degenerated into bizarre clickbait like a decade ago? You could as well become a literal glue eater, because a clanker trained on plebbit post data is told you to use Elmer's glue for thickening your sauces instead of, you know, using actual sauce thickener, corn starch water or even making a rue.
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