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>10 billion years ago
>big boot
>bah gawd
>leg drop
>what a bonafide slobberknocker 
>oh no now Hogan is getting his ass kicked like a government mule
>Hogan is fucked
>wait, he's shaking
>he's getting angry
>OH SHIT, HULKAMANIAAAAAAAAAA
and 20k people absolutely lost their minds watching a repeat of the most sloppily performed movies of last week
>today
>20 move segment
>fake out 1
>another 30 moves and 10 counters
>fake out 2 into reverse submission
>mid air counter into finisher into reverse into finisher fakeout 3
>10 ladders stacked on 20 tables prepped against 250 chairs all set on fire
>mr fuckface mcdonald does a quadruple no hand no feet reverse somersault, teleports to the moon, comes back with alien gf, cures cancer, drops a 10k word promo, celebrates his birthday, resurrects michael jackson and performs thriller with his reanimated corpse all mid air and then makes the ring explode on landing
>still the most aseptic, soulless and bland performance ever

I think attitude and ruthless aggression were the true golden age, the rest is either comically primitive or overengineered sanified corporate trash.
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>>330536 (OP) 
My grandfather, a long deceased ww2 veteran that would kill niggers and spics (and other bullies) before the cameras went up, claimed that people that liked wrestling were gay and just wanted to stare at immodest muscle-men. I agree with him. One time he had killed a man with a starter pistol for splitting open one of his son's eyebrows in a fight. That's being a man rather than this eternal clown show you are nostalgic over. Liking Marvel is one step up from that. Many people have this gay need to stare at six packs and biceps, like Greek statues, and the Greeks were gay too, especially because they invented voting. 

Anyway, boxing is a real sport. My grandfather boxed. Even when he was a child he was a silver glove. Also that MMA of course is even more real but WWE is for either gay people or children that would also like Marvel. 

<but muslces are powerful and sheep fall in love with powerful things and fear them and respect is fear for the goyim
I know that too, and a 12 year old girl with a sharp knife could slice their abdominal aorta as they run faster than muscle-bound men. It's stupid. It's gay. Why did people not grow out of this like you're supposed to grow out of being a christian as well?
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>>330536 (OP) 
Wrasslin' is fake and gay and I don't understand why the fuck people (mostly North Americans) still watch this crap.
>>330542
>people that liked wrestling were gay and just wanted to stare at immodest muscle-men
And in the same breath, they make fun of you for liking anime girls.
>One time he had killed a man with a starter pistol for splitting open one of his son's eyebrows in a fight.
Doesn't sound plausible to me.
>One time he had killed a man with a starter pistol for splitting open one of his son's eyebrows in a fight.
Problem's just that boxers end up becoming brain damaged from all the punches they take to the head. Muhammad Ali didn't deserve to end up the way he did.
>Also that MMA of course is even more real
Being more real than wrasslin' is a low bar; MMA stills ends up being a bit gay, unfortunately, with the Gracies pounding their chests when some small fag from their family won the first UFC and now its all dominated by wrestlers from Dagestan.
BJJ is absolutely gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzZpDnjtxP4 Look at the first minute of this match. Who the fuck could take this shit seriously? After he's done doing that one-legged kangaroo-hopping shit, he starts pulling guard.
>Why did people not grow out of this like you're supposed to grow out of being a christian as well?
It seems like this post was made in order to infuriate as many people as possible. Granted, I don't really know why Christianity has become popular in the last decade; it seems to me that people are only becoming Christians because its a popular meme on the internet, which it makes it all the dumber when grifting podcast faggots start going about it. Dumber still is that the first people to start joining that bandwagon were posting Raptor Jesus images and tipping their fedoras a decade earlier.
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>>330547
>>330547
Counterpoint: ali deserved it because it is a nigger.
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>>330550
Then why is Mike Tyson still around and mostly lucid?
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>>330551
mithk tithsun?
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>>330552
Yeth, Tython.
>>330547
> I don't understand why the fuck people (mostly North Americans) still watch this crap.
Simply really
We're nothing but easily entertained dumb mutts.
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>>330560
It has been public knowledge that it's all literally fake and gay since the 1980s. Why do you still continue watching it?
The only people who watch it are old, fat and useless pieces of shit who have done nothing in their life other than watch wrasslin after their low-skill manual labor job, drink "Natty Daddy" and eat tater tot casserole (assuming that their fat whale of a wife has tangible cooking skills, otherwise he eats the sort of food that brown people that unironically say "wypipo dun season dey food" think white people eat) while watching wrasslin on the biggest and newest TV possible, the previously mentioned peoples kids, who are doomed to follow the same path as their fathers, unless they get drafted to die in WW3, and retarded kids who genuinely don't know any better and think wrasslin is real.
>>330560
woof
>>330547
>death via starter pistol
>not plausible
He came up to his door, the bully's, knocked on it, pinned him up against his own wall and put it in his nose, emptied it, reloaded it and emptied it into his nose again. He was bleeding from the eyes and ears and nose and died several days later in the hospital with is mother asking what my grandfather did to him. He got away with it due to it not being obvious as to how he was dying, the man. He was not puched, poisoned, beaten, shot, not stabbed, what did he die of? As stupid as people are they just went ahead and let the bully die and didn't care much to prosecute my grandfather. No cameras, no DNA bullshitery back then, what was the charge? The coroner probably looked at the ugly guy and said aneurysm caused by drug overdose.  

Sadly he owned no federa but the Mafia wanted him at one point. He belived in Jesus and sang religious songs and played the guitar near the end of his life.

When he fought in bars when younger he'd come home with his eye hanging out on his cheek and loved fighting. he did not stop until the doctor told hiim he'd lose his sight if he kept taking punches and calling them 'candy'. He had bloodlust and would go crazy if he saw blood. There are stories I'll quell though as it's too off topic even if he threw punches, I'm just saying he killed someone with a starter pistol is all.

Wizchan having that woo meme was so weird. Why would wizard types like wwe?
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>>330598
Freaky nigga from Florida.
>>330598
>Wizchan having that woo meme was so weird.
I think that was 420chan.
>Why would wizard types like wwe?
They don't.
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>>330617
I never used 420chan so if true they  stole it when I was seeing it on wizchan all over the place.
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