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 Dress to impress!


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Scary Fashion; things I can wear that make people think twice about approaching me.
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I used to commute on foot through downtown Chicago wearing this. Never had any issues.
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>>330157
The mystery behind so many pockets, what is in all those pockets. Hmm, fear of the unknown is a good option; thank you.
I wear my cum-stained T-shirt
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>>330154 (OP) 
Wear a squared shirt and jeans like every CIA agent does. Extra point if you have the biceps from the FBI training that every glownigger has. If you want to be "tactical" then just choose the clothes from this list.
>>330154 (OP) 
Shave your head.
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>>330154 (OP) 
Long unkempt facial hair.
>>330154 (OP) 
A pink or rainbow magahat should work if you couple it with a punisher shirt and cowboy duster. If you look manly and or old then wear creepers as they only look good on feminine and or androgynous and or young people. 

Back to reality standing out makes people more attracted to you so what you do is dress in boring attire. Dark brown/green/gray shirt, jeans or dress pants if it's a collared shirt and not a t-shirt, pefectly fitting, buzz cut, perfectly shaven with eyebrowns glued on, dark sunglasses, black or brown shoes, 38 special bulging in your right pants pocket, head tilted slightly down with your eqaally plain baseball cap obscurring your facial chemistry, and don't forget the corona-mask and to put some latex on your ear and walk with a fake limp and for the shirt to be long sleeved. The latex smells like bad breath so the cops will think you're on a mission as they will recognize this sort of thing if not green so even they won't bother you.They'll assume you're a new member of swatt if physically fit. 

Seriously though just look at people with an evil glare and don't blink and have the corners of yoru mouth turned down like you're really mad otherwise someone will talk to you, just don't do it to the cops nor pretty women. You can literally dress in pajamas, it does not matter if you look like you grew a testicle at some point in your life. 

This is the REAL answer though, no sarcams: Go around in a business suit so people think they'll be sued if they talk to you. JT beckett tie made of pure imprted silk, shiny shoes that are not made to walk in, a fake rolex, etc. Never drive yourself, always use another driver and alwayas keep your shoulders back and looking slightly above others. Rock onto the balls of your feet if someone has the gall to talk to you while looking you in the eye without blinking. 

>>330161
Just smell bad does not work when homeless hookers are afoot and also hysterical women that will literally call the law on you for it. That's how you get barred from places.
>>330154 (OP) 
black leather trench coat
lycra cycling gear
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