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What does the symbol in the circle mean, /b/?
Duracell: batteries for pedophiles
Keep out of reach of small children obviously.
it is advisable to levitate a brick over a child doing the macarena
Beware of getting punched in the dick while holding the battery.
Jump ball, ya little BITCH! C'mon reach for it, candyass!
If your child develops telekinesis, gaslight him by holding your hand under the object and going, "wOoOoO!"
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As a child I wanted a pet brick. I thought they were magic. Mario, the way they held up giant structures, clearly as magical as a battery but they last way longer. The bricks I 
 have walked over are like a hundred years old. Yes, I have lived in a town with brick roads. Often they had names in them. Does your battery have a name in it? Brand names don't count nor does the nation's name. The blocks immortalized living and breathing human beings and Mario even saves little beings from the bricks. The circle represents the Earth and it's people forcing maturity via a parent's scolding unto it's innocents. At one point I was even told I could only play video games for 2 hours a day. I would not be able to read if it were not for video games, namely Pokemon Red, of which had one of those batteries inside of it except 
 it was thicker. It saved lives too, my pokemon's lives. "Time to hit the bricks child, no more video games for you!" And yet I'm not allowed to stack bricks like I wanted to as the buildings are already built. No one uses bricks anymore. It's sad that they took that away.
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