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Why does Firefox popup to front when dev tools opens 10 seconds after you pressed the key to open it? Even if you switched to a different desktop. It's like admitting your restaurant's desserts are garbage and then you order an entree and they drop a heap of their shitty ice cream on top of it.

FUCK Firefox. FUCK Mozilla. FUCK those stupid selfish bitches who are always full of it, it keeps driving me crazy. I only use this horse shit because the industry has cornered me into needing a BIG FOUR web browser for basic tasks.
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>needing a BIG FOUR web browser for basic tasks.
four, that does not sound right i thought it was all chromium under the hood, it plays nice with google drm.
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I'm using libreWolf, runs fine for me
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>>325061 (OP) 
>FUCK Firefox. FUCK Mozilla.
I bet you prefer Google Chrome you NIGGER
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>>326847
>us vs them midwittery
dad go to church
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Hello fellow blue awoo browser user.
I've actually used it for so long, I have to backup my cache and bookmarks and use it almost as a portable version because I can't for the life of me remember how I got it to run on win7.
webshit is inherently gay
the browsers give gay errors
they dont say just say
>error loading page
they say
were having trouble loading the page
they were the first to do this
even before windows 10 said "were logging you in" "were having trouble finding your camera" etc
pressing buttons in the web doesnt usually do anything
if you press it too soon the page isnt loaded yet so nothing happens
if your connection cuts out it doesnt handle the error because the code wasnt made by a real programmer
just look at the gay cookies popup. the whole reason its shit is because its made of web shit. its like a material for faggots. a normal GUI widget can be closed in 1 millisecond by the user pressing esc or alt+n. even if the cookie pedant popup had hotkeys it still wouldnt go this smooth: you would have to wait a few seconds for it to load (which the user eventually learns by knowing which placeholders have to fade in before he can interact with the popup). then it only reacts to ur input 1-5 seconds later. so the user eventually learns the sequence of slow steps:
1. stare at screen til popup appears
2. wait for the key placeholder to fade
3. mouse over button
4. click button
5. wait for other shit
6. scroll down and press other checkbox
7. press (intentionally misplaced ) confirm button
the web also needs regulation cus its gay shit, for faggots. like it needs rules like age veri and obscenity "hate speech" etc even tho u can just not go to the sites u dont like
the web doesnt solve vulns, it mitigates them. they use heuristics 2 know when to show this element here and there to avoid clickjacking or whatever insane vulns only they could have programmed
lets look at step 7 in more detail
if tech spergs (more faggots of a different kind (nazi larper etc)) didnt sperg out and make cookie popups a thing we wouldnt need to care about being 'misled' into accepting cookies. sites still spy on u due to ur gay browser that leaks PII regardless of the law . there r always loopholes. also just ignore the law and pay in the 1/100 cases where u get caught. like tesla uber etc. all tech spergs (every1 here) did is make the user have to waste time with some gay popup that means nothing. for around 5 years sometime between 2010 and 2020 you couldnt even load any website without js cus the popups were coded to just plaster over the page until js loads and removes them in response 2 the user pressing ok
even the OG internet explorer error page from the 90s was gay
just overly verbose shit written by an autist who thinks its helpful to the user
like bla bla muh cert
and they dont have any way to distinguish the error page from what a page is showing; you couldnt even tell if the website is saying the error or the browser (still a problem in modern browsers but it was worse then due to the enterprise bloat)
theres no standard sign up form for websites. you cant just press one button and be done with it. youre gonna devote half an hour to sign up to a web shit. the gay devs literally think something is being solved here, no ur just making an entry in their database thats 100% the same pattern as on every website but the gay devs put in a special something special like a captcha that doesnt work or an email whitelist/blacklist or blocking $ in the password or ' in the password. the are all special indeed, they are gay and made by faggots like everything in the www. their paranoid about spammers making accounts so they add one of the same 3 gimmicks every other website uses but with their own spin and inconsistent non standard ui like a homo who is afraid to use a standard door lock so buys some scam "better" one from amazon the store for homos
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