>>324427
Ah, I see the Rei-pists are in full damage control mode. Yes, it's a canon malfunction of Asuka-chan's plugsuit, an incident that I'm sure she's laughed off in the interim. Meanwhile, Asuka-tan's retractors flail and gnash like so many beached bottom feeders after a receding flood:
>Rei
<Has to be cloned every 10 minutes because she's
WALLED
>Mari
<Resorts to trickery, guile, and chronometric distortion to dupe Shinji into a relationship because she's
WALLED
>Misato, NERV staff
<Use tricks like alcohol abuse, holographic imagery, coercion, to cover for the fact that
WALLED
>Asuka-dono
<Lovely, fit, discerning, intelligent, passionate, capable, beautiful, smells nice, peggs her clone lessers (more attention than they deserve, if we're honest), saves the world multiple times, is best girl in every conceivable world and timeline
NOT WALLED NEVER WALLED BEHOLD THE BODY OF A 28-YEAR OLD