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Guten morgen, peasants
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>>321737 (OP) 
Nigger
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sure why not
Sexy hot anime girls
Post Rei next!
>>321737 (OP) 
faggot
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>>321879
Are u offended by Asuka's superiority?
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how does she smell?
>>322055
fresh semen from getting fucked by the entire high school football team
Cumming
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>>322055
her nose
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>>322079
AAAAAAAAAACUMIIIIIING AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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>>322118
Why does Asuka have man feet?
>>322357
This picture and the previous one are basically anti-autistic hate crimes
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>>322369
AAAACCHHHHTUUUUUNG!
>асука
>>322079
Amazing how removing the stupid red things is a huge improvement to her look.
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>>322378
German girls tend to have big feets because they're tall

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>>322394
why do you hate the red things?
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>>322055
I bet she uses very little to no perfume and smells really good without it
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>>322378
>This picture and the previous one are basically anti-autistic hate crimes

Why? Because Asuka is an extraverted gigastacy?
>>322404
well thats non canon, she has normal feet usually. but germ*ns do have big ugly feet. g*rman women are some of the ugliest among the wh*toids
>>322584
>t. jewliwood brainwashed shitskin
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>>322593
Germans are busy building culture and strengthening bonds. For the future, which you will not clearly be part of. Contrary to your jewliwood brainwashing.
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>>322584
SEETHE YOU FUCKING KIKE
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>>322609
Lots of Germans are busy participating in pride parades too.
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Asuka is prettier but Rei is better because she is smarter
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>>323329
Asuka is bubblegum cute, while Rei has staying power with her looks.
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>>323331
Hard disagree. I will always like natural hair color and long hair over short
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Entire argument boils down to BPD whore vs momcest
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>>323336
>long hair over short
Tomboys are an exception.
>natural hair color
But that it is her natural hair color. Also, the albino eyes are her natural color.
>>323338
She's not my mom, so it avoids wincest accusations.
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>>323341
You're supposed to identify with the MC even if he is a crybaby. I should've mentioned that Asuka isn't just a BPD whore but also 3/4 Germanic, so it's not only momcest vs BPD whore but momcest vs racemixing with a BPD whore.
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>>323342
Shinji is not a crybaby
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imagine if shinji was actually a tomboy. would you fuck it?
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>>323346
Watch Gunbuster.
>>323344
>14 year old boy
>absent father
>one day dad demands you join basically an armoured military unit and enter combat against aliens
>also no training allowed just do it lul
>people shit on shinji for decades for being a pussy
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>>323364
He's still a crybaby MC and was designed for Japanese kids his age to identify with him. Apparently Japanese households aren't all sunshine, rainbows and moeblobs.
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>>323365
Shinji isn't a crybaby and handled the Angels very well. He just doesn't like people and rightfully doesn't trust NERV or his father
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>>323632
hnnngh!
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postan some nu 'sukas
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>>323632
>takes rei's credit card
>goes on a shopping spree with her money
>forces her to carry all the stuff
>tops it off by buying a strap-on to peg her at the end of the day
asuka x rei findom is insanely hot, holy shit
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It looks like someone hasn't rei-ilized that rei is best girl
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>>324397
Let this crazy-chaser OP starve for attention.
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This is canon btw. Imagine wanting someone who's just going to fatten up like this
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>>324427
Ah, I see the Rei-pists are in full damage control mode. Yes, it's a canon malfunction of Asuka-chan's plugsuit, an incident that I'm sure she's laughed off in the interim. Meanwhile, Asuka-tan's retractors flail and gnash like so many beached bottom feeders after a receding flood:

>Rei
<Has to be cloned every 10 minutes because she's
WALLED

>Mari
<Resorts to trickery, guile, and chronometric distortion to dupe Shinji into a relationship because she's
 WALLED

>Misato, NERV staff
<Use tricks like alcohol abuse, holographic imagery, coercion, to cover for the fact that
WALLED

>Asuka-dono
<Lovely, fit, discerning, intelligent, passionate, capable, beautiful, smells nice, peggs her clone lessers (more attention than they deserve, if we're honest), saves the world multiple times, is best girl in every conceivable world and timeline
NOT WALLED NEVER WALLED BEHOLD THE BODY OF A 28-YEAR OLD
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Every last character from this series pisses me off and I have no idea how people sympathize with these annoying cunts. Every character in NGE is unlikable, prove me wrong.
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this fucking sucks
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>>324484
>damage controlling nondamage controll
LOL. She becomes a disgusting landwhale and on top of it all she is stupid but claims to know everything
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>>324487
Shinji and Rei are very likeable characters
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>>324506
>LOL. She becomes a disgusting landwhale 
Verifiably FALSE. Substantiate your claims or return to your concrete prison shithole, as your blue haired abomination didst before ye 

>and on top of it all she is stupid but claims to know everything
She makes mistakes because she tries, ACTUALLY TRIES, to put herself out there. She takes risks, suffers their slings and arrows, and tries again. She bears scars inside and out. Unlike Rei, whos claim to fame seems to be simply existing. Why would you worship Gendou's onahole? Because that's what she is: an albino onahole.
>>321737 (OP) 
Guten faggot, faggot
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>this is ops landwhale waifu
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>324559
My Big Fat BPD Hapa Wedding
Quapa*
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So I tried watching that anime again and while I think that the anime has it's moments, it is a totally boring to me and this is coming from someone who likes scifi. For all the action it has, it's boring and not even good in the first place. Nothing is really explained in the story and some of it doesn't make any sense in the first place. Like in the lava episode where and EVA commandeered by Asuka had to be encased in another suit to descend in an active volcano (while the pressures were tearing that suit apart as it descended) somehow beat an Angel where the high heat from the lava and those pressures had no effect on it. I just know this show is never going to get better and I'm dropping it at episode 13. I genuinely don't know how this anime got as popular as it did
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So I tried having that sexual intercourse and while I think that the activity has it's moments, it is a totally boring to me and this is coming from someone who likes masturbation. For all the action it has, it's boring and not even good in the first place. Nothing is really expended in the act and some of it doesn't make any sense in the first place. Like in the insertion process where myd penor guided by me had to be flesh inside skin to descend in an active vagoo (while the pressures were tearing that skin apart as it descended) somehow beat an uterus where the high heat from the juices and those pressures had no effect on it. I just know this sex is never going to get better and I'm dropping it after 13 minutes. I genuinely don't know how human propagation got as popular as it did
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>>324577
That was hilarious, thanks you.
>>324577
Retard post. As expected from a NGE fan
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>>324217
Wtf? She looks like a whore now
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>>324844
She always was
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>>324845
Kaji pls go
>>324488
Hey I remember your posts on /vm/
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>>324870
none of you are slightly funny
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>>324902
ok lol
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>>324926
FIRE
guy NAILED IT!
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>>324397
Tsunderes always win
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>>325081
Translation:
>attention whoring works
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>>326964
Though I may be an Allsuka, I appreciate your contribution, Footsuka-kun.
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