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>I refuse to enjoy anything ever because muh feds or something

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>>314359
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>>314359
name even one time a scenario like the one in that image has occurred on this site

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>>314363
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a crazy schizo
>Now watch me have a mental breakdown because someone disagreed with me

Rundown? This isn't the first time I've heard Frank Zappa called a fed.

>>314359
Nice OC.

>>314366
Italians can have prominent noses too. It doesn't necessarily mean anything.

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>>314366
In the current tides of the "culture war" David McGowan is now associated with warehouse workers who listen to conspiracy podcasts on their lunch breaks and libtards & troons who think Epstein is the evilest mastermind of the universe next to Hitler also invented 4chan, but that isn't any real grounds for dismissal for the book itself in that the hippie movement was manufactured by the CIA by the children of feds and generals. Something not mentioned in the screencap is that Zappa was closely associated with a guy name Vitautus Alphonsus "Vito" Paulekas, and when his troupe came over to Zappa's residence one time they had Kenneth Anger film the murder of a child via falling through a skylight. It's been years since I read this and I admit I skimmed the epilogue talking about the Dating Game Killer.

>>314357 (OP) 
Led Zeppelin is overrated boomer trash much like the Beatles. It's garbage pop music of yesteryear

>>314377
proto((())) delusional conspiracy trash for >60 year old disempowered failures to feel like theyre not really retards and anyone else, let alone the government, gives a fuck about their loser noname community of retarded losers

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>>314380
It's 2000s conspiracy NWO 9/11 was an inside job real patriots rise up militia movement Satanic World Order stuff.

>>314380
I support that theory because it would be really funny if boomers' entire life and belief system was all a psyop that outlived it's purpose.

>>314383
why do you think its just boomers, what do hippies, neets, qanon, flatearth, gamergape, ((())), heyzeus ... all have in common
its all the same retard 'truther' psychology, 'i know the super secret troof and the world is akshually upsidedown' its just a delusional coping mechanism for mentally deficient failures to convince themselves that theyre not the low iq losers that they are living a failure of a life with no one to blame but themselves

>>314384
And you're a typical contrarian pseud who contributes nothing to a conversation and frequents online communities solely to stroke his own dick.

>>314386
>akshually YOU are the contrarian if you dont believe in delusional retard conspiracies 
wow you totally proved me wrong, you delusional failure with your delusional retard fantasy cope

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>>314389
>stopped reading after five words
Wow, they weren't kidding about gen alpha attention spans.

i'm Jimmy Page and i'm a pedophile

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>>314391
wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. you have to hit them with a sledgehammer.

Not a fed. His father was though

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>>314359
post moar altchan maymays

>>314383
Yeah, but the implications of that theory are that the boomers were brought up in mk-ultra tier mass media version 1.0 and each subsequent generation brought up in an even more refined version of that sort of house of mirrors.

>>314465
which came first, the boomer or the echochamber, its like saying gamergape created the manchildren that cry about virtual tits and think chinese childrens products are the linchpin of western civilization, its not the source of the retardation its just amplifying what already existed

>>314465
If you've ever watched cable television then you're likely already a victim of MKUltra.

>>314360
this but unironically

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I am Wheelsfag.

>>314371
I wasn't implying that. I only previously heard Frank Zappa's father was a fed. He was a military chemist from what I gleaned, but does that make either of them feds? I never thought Frank Zappa looked Jewish. Oops!

>frank zappa was a fed
now this is the stupidest fucking thing ive ever read on a chan
why do you people always choose the most inept, piggish, slothy people on earth to claim are the muh elites? aside from them always being 80+year old boomers who cant even walk and couldnt when they were 30.
you are not an interest of the feds
you cant crack software, you have no skill (some shitty python app doesnt count)
you have no money or friends, you cannot be organized crime
the only thing you could ever get fed attention for is fapping to children
>>314587
he looks jewish, spanish, lebanese, among many other things

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>>314607
no one knows what race italians are

>>314607
>>314708
He is by his own account Sicilian, Greek, Arab, and distantly French.

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Did anyone ever abbreviate "Frank Zappa" to "Fappa"? Or is that just me?

>>314708
Ariana specifically switches races for fun and profit so posting her is cheating.

>>314769
having a tan doesn't change your race

>>314357 (OP) 
Are sure hank ain't done it this a'way?

>>323400
>These friends of Epstein SAY they want to help every group
Apparently Epstein actually hated shitskins. Obviously the majority of his close associates were fellow jews and they specifically prostituted White girls because he considered Whites to be the superior race himself (and because jews are evil niggers who love to destroy all that is pure and innocent).

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>>314360
BEST REEEE EVAH!!
I R8 8/8 M8!

>>323400
>Look at Musk, foreign born, came to the USA, no gratitude at all, no allegiance, demands H1-Bs and foreigners move in and get access to all OUR STUFF so they can leech off us with loan and real estate scams.  Just because they're White doesn't mean they're on your side. EVERY White immigrant I have spoken to about the subject has said that the USA should take in MORE immigrants, every single one. 
You do know that Musk's genetic profile was leaked in the 23andme leaks, conclusively proving he's jewish... correct? All this besides his maternal grandfather, going through Hebrew school (ever heard of a goy being allowed entrance in a synagogue, let alone entry to a in a jewish private school for years?), being 'aspirationally jewish', and countless other tells. He was always spiritual jewish and aligned with them, but I'm saying he's actually genetically jewish too unlike say Donald Trump who is a goy religious convert. Also, what does any of this have to do with /b/?

>>323400
The man Is a special need, his replacement will be universally worst.

posting in bait thread

>>323473
Is it though?

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>>323400
>another fedposting fag trying to get the website in trouble

>>314357 (OP) 
zapper was a chud deadbeat who walks to a gas station and buys a donut. who got lucky enough for his hobby to gain a following and just winged it as he went. there wasnt much good music to compete with back then anyway. his message is merely whatever chud rants he casually had on his mind at the time
>>323540
why do chanfaggots always think "steal potato chips" is fedposting.
>>314360
why do chanfaggots (with autism and no understanding of basic chan posting style + basic language) act like their gatekeeping like they are some kind of "oldfag."

>>326162
>no understanding of basic chan posting style + basic language
<they're not acting according to my preconcieved notions (concieved at the sharty, which is definitely not a guideline of chan posting styles) of how people should post on chans
>act like their gatekeeping like they are some kind of "oldfag."
Because we are.
Get the fuck off my lawn, zoomer newfag. If your birthdate year starts with a 2, your opinion isn't even worth considering.

>>326162
>why do chanfaggots (with autism and no understanding of basic chan posting style + basic language) act like their gatekeeping like they are some kind of "oldfag."
You could write some sort of an interesting paper on the way "seniority" is used to discursively establish authority on imageboards

>>326167
>"seniority" is used to discursively establish authority on imageboards
It literally is THOUGH. Why is some gen-z kid trying to act like he's the big man around the house when he discovered imageboards through sharty psyops on short form media on his smartphone in 2021? Their explicit purpose is to destroy all of it anyway.
A while ago, they even boasted about "raising new generations of soyposters" by shilling their Soytube Kids youtube channel. (Five Little Chuddies Jumping On The Bed, etc) Thankfully that appears to be memoryholed and abandoned, even by them, judging by their last upload 3 years ago. Whatever amount of followers, subscribers, views etc they mightve had were likely their own userbase.

If the only thing you can contribute to any sort of discussion is "you look like this and say this", you don't belong. Lurk moar before posting.

>>326163
im older than you little nintendo sucking oldfag wannabe mutt. you misunderstood a basic >he said this thing
yet you have gall to accuse me of being from sharty (i do realize this is a popular boogeyman here so likely you werent using your brain when you said that)

>>326189
>im older than you 
Sure you are. If you really were, you wouldn't be posting any of this in the first place, or you would be posting in a completely different manner.
If you really are older than me, (you're not) what were you even doing in the 2000s? How did you end up here if you didn't spend any time on 4chan and/or 8chan?
>yet you have gall to accuse me of being from sharty
It's primarily shartyfags that are butthurt about oldfags telling newfags that they are just that. Most of them are fags that can't lurk moar, with a very small minority being some weird group of people who genuinely can be called oldfags but had a stroke somewhere down the line and decided to do a complete 180 and dismantle anonymous imageboards completely by flooding them with soyjaks.

imagine being so monumentally butthurt over getting btfo in multiple threads that you write a script to spam 5 threads at the same time with the same shit
holy fuck youre sad, kill yourself

>>326446
>something something you cant even graduate preschool, they gave me a diploma for passing special ed, no youre the schizo, get the vaccine

>>326449
>something something "schizo schizo"
>what the fuck why are you able to notice and discern patterns