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oldfag here (used 4chan in 2003-2004 although i'm not proud of this)

let me tell you how old /b/ was.
1. anime, longcat, YLYL, milhouse is a forced meme
2. "why don't you have a girlfriend, anon? you're almost out of college", with a porn pic
3. a nerd faggot would make a single post, e.g., about something like his purchase of some gay shit for World of Warcraft, and a "bully" would reply
>you sound like a total loser with brown stains in his underwear
and be right. and the nerd would be BTFO and become incredibly paranoid after learning that someone knows the state of his underwear just from one post he made
soyjak is the same thing: it's used in response to a common type of retard who is so predictable and common that you could tell how he looks just by seeing a sentence he typed
the meta has shifted slightly but it's basically the same: some whiny faggot would explain why women should be forced to marry him. then a "bully" would just post soyjak, implying that even if he isn't an SJW like soyjak, he still reasons like one. there is even chudjak and muricajak for this
if you're screech over soyjak, suck mod dick, or cry that your oh so important thread was derailed, all while pretending to be an oldfag, you're cringe. recede.
You sound like a faggot. lol didn't read.
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Old /b/ sucks.
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t.IRC circlejerker from something awful
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>>251964 (OP) 
>let me tell you how old /b/ was.
Sharty users and soyjak apologists are known for psyops and trying to rewrite history. Nothing that you say should ever be taken at face value.
See their attempts to deboonk the "furry artist conspiracy theory" as an example.
>milhouse is a forced meme
That started in 2005.
>2. "why don't you have a girlfriend, anon? you're almost out of college", with a porn pic
Which were template threads for anons to commiserate over their lack of girlfriends. Of course, there'd be the occasional tryhard that would try to dunk on people for crying, but they got swarmed on themselves.
Later on, they stopped being so roundabout and became the "SO RONERY" threads.
>soyjak is the same thing: it's used in response to a common type of retard who is so predictable and common that you could tell how he looks just by seeing a sentence he typed
<you look like this and say this
>some whiny faggot would explain why women should be forced to marry him
Enkidu gambit.
>implying that even if he isn't an SJW like soyjak, he still reasons like one
Horseshoe theory.
>chudjak
See his recent mugshot.
>if you're screech over soyjak, suck mod dick, or cry that your oh so important thread was derailed, all while pretending to be an oldfag, you're cringe
But post a loli and you all cry "'P!!!!!!" and treat it like actual fucking cp (or as you call it, "drawn cp").
The sharty even went so far as to ban soylita.
>>251971
You'd think that shartyniggers would be above :tenbux:, but apparently not.
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>>251976
uh huh, uh huh
>there were also threads similar to the ones to just mock people who don't have girlfriends but "so ronerey" themed instead
uh huh
>what gambit horshoe what
don't care
>the sharty
that's like 2024, soyjak is like 5-8 years old
>the sharty did it !! >psyop
and lost me there since i'm not into this fringe group
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>>251976
> You'd think that shartyniggers would be above :tenbux:, but apparently not.
No shit! Most template threads and shota spam to make anons gay came from those diehard circle jerkers.
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>>251994
<I am an illiterate moron whose eyes glazed over as soon as I saw that wall of text.
You didn't have to tell us/me, we/I already knew that.
>uh huh
<I don't care so much that I am explicitly going to tell you that I don't care, THOUGH in a roundabout way.
>there were also threads similar to the ones to just mock people who don't have girlfriends but "so ronerey" themed instead
<I do not have any reading comprehension.
>and lost me there since i'm not into this fringe group
Sharty, jarty, doesn't matter, you're a pack of lies and a faggot.
Get loli'd on.
>>251996
Good shit.
>>251964 (OP) 
you sound like an inbred child of an alcoholic crackhead mother who got homschooled by said crackhead mother, none of what you says makes any sense, and you should kill yourself for even wasting your time typing it. waste of oxygen.
>>252008
Wasting his time is his problem. What you should resent is wasting YOUR time reading his shit.
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soyteens are basically underageb& fags from 9gag and kym who, like every other newfag to cuckchan from the election onward, think being as much of a faggot as possible as often as possible is how to fit in. soyjak retards just do it by posting crudely-drawn self-portraits because they think everyone else must be as hideous and obese as they themselves are. op and the rest of the soytrannies should commit suicide. now that would be the one thing they could actually do in their lifetimes to make real humans laugh.
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>>252008
>>252020
/b/ajeets lost, cohens keep winning. Your vidya will be niggered and your anime transed.
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>>251964 (OP) 
lmao, this would be a good thread for pedo wheels to have a heart attack on. looks like he already might be in here
bump
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>>252052
Finally! Do the spam! I command you!
>>251999
loli doesn't offend me, i told you i was on og /b/, i went there just to download child porn
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>>251999
Post more lolis
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Them teens are alright I tell ya
op here,
>>251999
mentally ill NEET
>>252008
>>252046
cope
>"circlejerk" this and that
what is it that you fags are doing itt?
some 2 year old mentality chud screaming about my post doesn't provoke me, nor a retarded autist who makes textwalls. you've done nothing but proved how anti-soyjak posters are aids andfail
>>252115
not me but it doesn't offend me nonetheless
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>>252129
>mentally ill NEET
Aw, gee, thanks.
>what is it that you fags are doing itt?
<no u!
>some 2 year old mentality chud screaming about my post doesn't provoke me, nor a retarded autist who makes textwalls
>not me but it doesn't offend me nonetheless
<b-b-because I say so, okay??!
>>252119
I'm working on it.
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>>251964 (OP) 
lmfaooooo y r u wiggers so mad merely from 1 gy sayin soyjak=good
>hurrr durr soyjak posters r part of a conspiracy
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