Dress to impress!
I jacked off into a glass cup and drank my sperm last night. It tastes mildly acidic and salty but not in a good way. It has a kind of aroma that makes you nauseated.
Why are you geh
>>251827 I'm not gay, i was just cucked by an Onlyfans slut and now I feel duped.
>>251827 it was already inside your body it makes no difference it would be gay if it was another dude and you kissed afterwards
>>251826 (OP)
>>251832 Sage negated
Christine?
>>251826 (OP) Next your gonna starting fapping to fart or scat porn while eating your own shit
>>251837 People do that?
>>251837 There are people who fap to fart porn?
>>251839 What world do you think we live in?
>>251841 There's whole sites dedicated to that. Thisvid.com is a prime example
>>251837 Its a tough pill to swallow!
>>251837 >>251841 Yeah it's me. Why? Cause I love the dirtiness of it and seeing a woman sexy ass while she's "doing her thing" is hot. I'm fucked up tbh >>251846 Tried it once. Shit tastes like bitter clay.
>>251853 No way i could do shit. Makes me want to vomit. Sperm did not turn me on. It was anticlimatic. All this fetish shit sucks and is overrated.
>>251854 You're lucky. Avoid becoming corrupted by the Internet and porn like I have
>>251826 (OP) I used to have such a big crush on Heero Yuy as a kid....him and Daphne from Scooby-Doo. Also, why even go to the bother with the cup?
Im going to swallow my cum every time i jackoff so i can get my vitamins and minerals back. Seems like a waste.
To annoy the christcucks, semen didn't evolve to taste good, because it wasn't meant to be tasted at all. It's not like plants' flowers with their nectar as a a payment for insects for doing their job. Why should semen taste good in the first place?
>>251876 But... drinking the cum chalice was supposed to make me eternally young what did you think the fountain of youth was supposed to mean?
>>251890 I actually drank my cum at 14 and now 30 years later young women still like me. No pedo
>>251904 At least women like you. >get hollow compliments like you have pretty eyes
>21 replies >fagatha not mentioned
>>251906 Fagatha?
>>251912 newfag
>>251826 (OP) Stop eating microplastics.
>>251919 Who is Fagatha?
>>251826 (OP) Did you wash it down with Fanta?
>>251963
>>251963 he's a guy who kept replying "muh scotsman fallacy" to every post talking about the imageboard meta back in 2022-2023 also he shoved stuff up his ass