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I had a nightmare that I wasn't a touch typist. It was terrible. Can you imagine not being a touch typist? Shameful. Should not be allowed to use a computer.
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what is a touch typist
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When I was little I would use the caps lock every time I wanted to type an uppercase letter. Eventually I discovered that holding shift works.
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>>246912 (OP) 
I occasionally look down at my keyboard to get my footing since I don't rest my index fingers on the f and j keys and I have my own unique mental map of where the rest of the keys are and don't conform to typical typing conventions where certain fingers are designated for certain key presses because back in middle school one of my teachers tried to force my class to learn typing on some gay ass website with these gay ass ((( chromebooks ))) so I refused to do it right and still do.
>>246919
Holy shit me too!
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>>246915
It's kind of like a rapist
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>>246933
this is true i was a touch typist once and now i'm not allowed within 200 meters of any elementary schools
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>>246951
the touch rapist has arrived
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>>246928
That picture is familiar. Very familiar. Nice to see it still circulating. It brings back memories.
>back in middle school one of my teachers tried to force my class to learn typing on some gay ass website
This is the reason I still write by holding the pen between my pointer and middle finger. I tried it out of curiosity to see if it would be easier and got screamed at by a bitchy power tripping middle school teacher so I stuck with it and got used to it. The way they tried to teach us typing was retarded just like everything else. They screamed at me because they didn't like the way I typed. They tried to force ((( kikebooks ))) on us too but thankfully it was just before I was released. I feel terrible for anyone that has to deal with that.
I like how zoomers don't know what being screamed at actually means.
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>>246959
Please don't scream at anyone here I am sensitive and will cry
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>>246960
 HARRYPOTTERDIDYOUUPVOTETHATUNPOPULAROPINION?!?!?!? 
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>>246959
Kids are treated like prisoners just for being young. When they grow up, they believe it's their turn to be rapists. They're taught that they can do anything to others as long as they have an advantage. Teachers are sadistic glowniggers that go out of their way to cause kids depression for being racial, political, and religious minorities or for being poor. It's a key part of why we live in a failed society. Some cultures have mutual respect between teachers and students and will probably still exist in the future.
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>>246968
>Some cultures have mutual respect between teachers and students 
Such as?
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>>246968
>cause kids depression for being racial (...) minorities
Good.
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>>246912 (OP) 
Yeah, and with faggy touchscreen phones and their tiny "keys" you can't do touch typing unless you're some kind of savant. It was better on those BlackBerry phones, or hell, even regular dumbphones were more practical to type on especially if you were using T9.
Though I guess Japanese typing specifically doesn't suffer on soyphones since you have twelve big buttons like on dumbphones, but unlike dumbphones you don't have to press each key a million times and can just flick the buttons to different directions to get the desired character. And then you see possible runes to convert to on a bar on the top and tap on the desired ones, as opposed to cycling with one key.
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>>246968
The schooling system itself is a Jewish scam that's flawed to the core.
Here's a very good article about it https://digdeeper.club/articles/school.xhtml
>This is the heavily shortened version, that you can send to your "regular" friends so they can understand just what's so bad about school:
<Almost everyone goes to school from ages 5-15 (AKA the most significant brain development timeframe). What happens to them, there?
<They sit for seven hours per day, five days per week. Thus being taught that their life isn't really under their control early on.
<They write down things they will never use. Thus being taught that most of their life exists to be wasted on arbitrary behaviors.
<They go back home with a stack of homework and / or test material to learn. Thus being taught that they are never free, regardless of physical location.
<They are punished for speaking or moving without permission. Thus being taught the process of complete submission early on.
<They are rated on everything that they do in school. Thus being taught that someone is better - and someone worse - early on. And that they have to "compete" with others to be higher on the ladder.
<They get poisons injected, they get dressed in things they might not like, they get spied on through cameras. Thus being taught that being violated is the accepted norm.
<They get punished for the lack of attendance or performance at a task regardless of being tired, depressed or ill. Thus being taught that they are only as valuable as their "performance", and ready to be shoved aside for failure at any moment.
>The point of all of this is one. To keep power in the hands of the people that currently have it. Everything in school has an equivalent in the adult life. The sitting and arbitrary behaviors executed at work. The always having "obligations" and never being able to truly rest or analyze your conditions. The acceptance of abuse by police, bosses, doctors, etc. The tolerance of CCTV and other spying, airport searches, etc. The fight for position in earning money and relationships (your neighbor as an enemy). The having to "push through" at work, home, or social situation despite being tired, depressed or sick. The idea that if you have it bad, you somehow "deserve" it. None of this would be accepted if it wasn't engraved through a decade or more of schooling at a young age. But it is required for the elites to stay in power, and that is why we have the toxic schooling system in place.
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>>251548
I hate them too. Didn't some devices in the early 2000s have fast touch typist button combo features to make a full keyboard via combos? Is the Nippon smart phone still like that with combos? Neat if true. Modern phones are cancer for various reasons. I think my hax'd phat psp had a button combo keyboard in one of it's applications, like it's browser and or word processors and such. I recall using it blind like a real keyboard, it was fast. They're just trying to get people to talk to their phones to have even less privacy.
>>251549
I concur, but
>"toxic"
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only niggers or niggers in spirit can't type 100wpm
Fact!
>Giving a shit about you  type or how fast
you blow in from stupid town?
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>>251691
>brownoid ugg ugg's brain capsized at the absolute big brain energy on display by OP and this thread
like tears in the rain. Go cry to Yakub, maybe he'll bless you by subtracting that extra chromosome bub.
>>251512
It's subjective.
>>251545
White people are the minority.
>>251549
In the USA, schools reflect their neighborhood because there's no national standard like in other countries. Ghetto schools are run like prisons. Rich schools are coddling.
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