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the web is fucking garbage for faggot losers. just look at this typical SEO bot genned spam article you'd get (even in 2001) if you were trying to find what foods have vitamin b2 (=riboflavin)

https://www.webmd.com/diet/foods-high-in-riboflavin

>vitamin prevent migrane (may)
....(if you eat giant amounts of it that nobody does, by which point the problem would have passed)

>1. Beef Liver
not an option, you would overdose on vitamin A and copper etc
to avoid that you could chop it up and eat it over several days which is fucking stupid and no1 does that
THIS IS WHY YOU GET EVERY 3RD RETARD ON IMAGEBOARDS SAYING SHIT LIKE
>Eat beef liver, it builds your immmunity and prevents migranes

>2. Breakfast Cereals
thats not a food, thats a product, what if kellogs or whoever stop making it one day am i just fucked?

>3. Dairy
>1 cup - 1/3rd of the b2 you need
murimut shit, although healthy, not a food an adult would naturally consume, so how could riboflavin be a vitamin if it had to come from dairy?

>4. Beef
>3oz = 31% of the b2 you need
okay, so eat 13oz per day and you're good, i dont have a scale on me

>5. Clams
not a common food and like every other disgusting hipster garbage prob is unhealthy in large quantities without even needing to look this up

>6. Mushrooms
>1/2 cup = 15%  of the b2 you need
wow so if i eat this thing i definitely wont have daily in any timeline, combined with other things that provide a small amt, i can get enuf of the vitamin

>7. Almonds
not a common food, expensive, potentially unhealthy

>8. eggs
>1 egg = 15% of the b2 you need
okay, now you're talking, but nobody read up to this point. now i just 2-4 eggs per day and something else to combine it with

but wait whats this (another SEO scam website)
https://www.myfooddata.com/articles/foods-high-in-riboflavin-vitamin-B2.php
OH, the answer is YOU JUST EAT BEEF like a NORMAL PERSON. 200 cal of beef = 45% of the b2 you need, so you just eat 400 cal of beef which is nothing, and you're good
(or chicken, and just eat some veggies like a non retard, which each add a little more)
okay, so vitamin b2 isnt fake, just everyone has it without trying. oh looks like i dont need liver, clams, milk, mushrooms, or other retard foods.

oh, i could have just used the database myself and found this in 2 seconds instead of wasting my time with webshit

THIS IS THE ONLY THING YOU'RE ALLOWED TO READ
ANYTHING ELSE IS ILLEGAL
(except national food composition database - that's funded by your tax)
IT'S LITERALLY $100 TO GET A FEW PDFS UNTIL YOU FIND THE RIGHT ONE
you can also go on reddit but it will be diluted with retard takes due to murimutt faggots who literally cant talk about certain things because their politics are more important than any discussion at hand
and webmd is still a tier above youtube
You should consume foods that are rich in Thorazine
>>243128 (OP) 
It's pretty bad. I cannot in good faith tell people to
<just google it
anymore because all the google results are
>Here's a list of the best [things]
>---Globocorp [thing]Pro2--- buy now on Amazon(TM) through our partnered link!
>---Chingchong [thing]Plus OneHundred-- buy now on Amazon(TM) through our partnered link!
>---The most popular [thing] on the Walmart website according to our web scraper--- buy now
etc.
>>243128 (OP) 
I was on reddit the other day teaching people how to 3d print insulin injectors (I'm not fat, I just hate corporations who copyright things).
The absolute retard shitlibs started trying to shame me for violate the copyright claim of a corporation that grosses billions every year.

Anyway, you are righteously angry. Now what will you do about it?
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>>243128 (OP) 
i told you the web is intrinsically trash. its desigend by shit4brain ppl like trump musk eich. you literally cant do anything cus you need to buy more servers as ur site gets more successful
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Nice try, Hangook.
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>>243170
ya once bizniz fgts get involved any intellectual work is instantaneously ruined fr fr
especially in a meta where any succesful site needs jewniggercockscript due to current frameworks etc
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You're mad, you bastard
My piss was a very dark amber color this morning.
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>>243220
do you think nobody likes facebook or google and they just go there against their own wills? a successful businessman can create good websites that people like because he understands the market
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this is a very based thread! can't wait to slay webshit lamers with you
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