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>>235602 (OP) 
Because women are gay

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>>235603
What do you think of pic related?
(let's pretend they have lesbian flag in their bedroom) She has all of the qualities in your venn diagram, do they cancel each other out or do they become worse exponentially?

She looks sexy. Anime?

>>235606
>What do you think of pic related?
I [Hid] it because of its ugliness.
>do they cancel each other out or do they become worse exponentially
Latter, sadly.

>>235602 (OP) 
They don't. They like trophe husbands that are physically imrpressive, washboard abs and such, and they like the smell of money, but no they don't even like dick. They're not literally gay, gays like sex more than women by far. 
>>235603
Gay men don't go baby crazy nor have sex for money. A gay man enjoys giving head, you don't really think she'll give you good head after that ring goes on her finger, do you?

why are girls so obsessed about their vagina. like they'll give you head 30 times before they let you fuck them normally, once, and it's more work too as they wash their mouth twice after

>>235607
trace.moe says Salaryman ga Isekai ni Ittara Shitennou ni Natta Hanashi, episode 3, 20 minutes and 29 seconds into the episode

>>236090
Thank you, you are very helpful.

No but the janny
Definitely loves dick.
Lets not forget the loli thread was made by him and he hates that his imageboard is dying and is soon to be gone forever.

>>236405
Replaced by churro.

>>236088
Fear of pregnancy, perhaps.

>>236088
Depends on how big a whore she is and also this
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>>235602 (OP) 
>why do girls like the taste of dick so much?
LOADED QUESTION FELLACY

>>240138
>((( webp )))
You are not a genuine poster.

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>>240163

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>>240170
>can you post ur face
Here.

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>>240173
YOUR MOM GAY LOL

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>>240200
>[spoiler]

Eating your cum might make her immune system not attack you it's way on to the egg when you fuck

>>240373
>>240373
And thus less likely to have gay sons

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MARCH THE 8TH IS UPON US LADS: INT'L WOMEN'S DAY
WHAT SURPRISES HAVE YOU IN STORE FOR THE BITCHES?

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>>240586
>Women should be more like men
I agree but the images you posted are gross and gay. Here's a better interpretation of that phrase:

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Is zzz/b/ infested with literal homosexuals? Or are they merely master baiters? You decide!

>>240615
either way they gay

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>>240615
Futa is not gay.

>>>235602 (OP) 
'cuz wh*men are whores

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>>240586

>>235602 (OP) 
what is weird is that guys literally piss our of their dicks nonstop but then women are like "yep, I love sucking dick."

women love piss?

>>240635
Oh boy if only you'd know the stuff that gays do.

>>240635
"women" in general don't like sucking dick, but whores probably do. not that I would know, I dont associate with 3dpd.

>>235602 (OP) 
They know their purpose.

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....the same reason boys like the taste of pussy?

>>235606
>What do you think of pic related?
Made me vomit, i hate kikes

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>>241234
A sex-haver friend reported that a slampig he was dating briefly but didn't particularly care about didn't taste like anything except for a mild metallic hint after her period. But then he found a girl he genuinely loves and claims she tastes actually delicious and sweet, like syrup. From this I conclude it's likely an extension of the pheromone thing of how someone's body odor can smell pleasant if it's someone you're compatible with.
Though I should also mention the sweet pussy girl is very young and a virgin, while the slampig was considerably older and not. So maybe that plays a part too.

>>241234
Pussy taste like salty and claimy/ bitter fishy. It's really hard to explain because the taste hits you really hard and it because the taste is strong and taste like nothing you ever tasted. I never enjoyed the taste of pussy, pussy only has one purpose for men and eating out pussy isn't really enjoyable and does nothing for me like putting it in her.

>>241247
Pussy tastes great depending on what she eats. If shea eats lots of fruits and if it is before her period where her cum gets thick and creamy, it kinda tastes like vanilla ice cream.

>>240861
Virgin incel faggot spotted.

>>235664
>they don't even like dick
Yet lesbians use plastic cocks, curious!
>>236088
To turn you so horny you don't mind the smell of their cunt (or taste, if that happens)

>>240621
Neither straight.