ATTENTION TO ALL YOU WOMYN AND MEN
RAYTHEON REALLY NEEDS YOUR HELP AGAIN
THE ECONOMY'S NOW IN A REAL JAM
SO LET'S START WAR WAY IN EYE RAN
PUT DOWN THE SWITCH AND PICK UP A GUN
IT'S LIKE COD IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUN
AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR
DON'T ASK ME I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
I WANNA BUY A DODGE CHARGER, MAN
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
THIS COUNTRY'S GETTING FUCKING RAPED
THOUGH I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR WHAT AND WHY OR IF THEY'RE ALL JUST FEEDING ME LIES
THESE PEOPLE ARE WICKED YET NEED OUR HELP
BECAUSE THEY'RE LACKING FUNKO POPS ON THEIR SHELVES
MICKEY MOUSE, MICKY DEE'S, HAIRY GIRLS WITH PEEPEES
TIKTOK, BLUE JEANS, THE REST OF DEMOCRACY
WHO AND RED CROSS WILL TAKE THE ORPHAN KIDS
SHIP EM OUT TO RIDE ON JOE BIDEN'S DICK
AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR
DON'T ASK ME I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
I JUST WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE, MAN
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
AIN'T YOU PROUD TO BE AN APE
WELL I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR WHAT OR WHY SO LONG AS IT'S GOOD WITH KIKES
TEACHERS AND PATRIOTS LISTEN CLEAR:
ENCOURAGE WHITE MEN TO DIE FOR NIGS AND QUEERS
A ROGUE STATE WITH A CENTRAL BANK
FILLS MY LONGHORN WITH AN AWFUL STANK
TEHRAN AND GORGAN GOODBYE TO YOU
YOU SHOULD'VE OBEYED US JEWS
AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHY AREN'T YOU DYING FOR
THIS WHOLESOME AND CLEAN WAR?
DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S REALLY WORTH MORE?
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
IS ALL YOU DO MASTURBATE?
NOW DEPLOY OVERSEAS, GET PTSD, AND FIND OUT YOUR GAL'S A WHORE
BLOW UP THEIR FORESTS AND DUMB OLD ROCKS
UNTIL THEY BEG TO SUCK OUR COCKS
WE GOT THEIR LITHIUM, OIL, CEDAR, GOLD
HOW DARE THEY HOARD RICHES SO BOLD
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, JOB COMPLETE
HERE'S OXYCONTIN AS A TREAT
AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHAT DID WE JUST FIGHT FOR
I'M REDUCED TO WALKING ON THE FLOOR
AND MY PENIS DON'T WORK NO MORE
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
MY ANUS IS AGAPE AND DESTROYED
WELL THAT'S THE GAME, NO REFUNDS OR SHAME, YOU WERE OUR GREATEST GOY