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>You lived to see the day where they finally didn't bitch out on their threat against Israel
ARE YOU ACTUALLY READY TO DIE FOR ISRAEL, GOYIM???
POST YOUR WAR FACE BECAUSE IT'S UNIRONICALLY HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME.
Nothing ever happens
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Finally, some action.
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>>197225 (OP) 
Footage shows kheybar shekan ballistic missiles impacting an israeli military air base.
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>>197241
As said here >>171919 the credible promise of a tsundere jewish girl as reward would go a long way in convincing people to fight Iran.
>>197227
By doing nothing the Whites(Israelis) win, don't you get it, anon?

>>197242
I for one welcome the New White(Jewish) World Order.
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>>197243
>kikes
>white
You wish, Shlomo
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This was in retaliation to kikes bombing the Iranian consulate. Then when Iran actually retaliates, kikes start crying to the UN and pilpuling hardcore.
Why are they so evil?
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I was so hyped for this ever since the October attack. But now that it's finally here I don't feel as excited about the upcoming a conflict as I thought I would.
>>197248
>picrel
just because a school has SCHOOL in a sign, it doesn't mean you can't bombard it it was a real school
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I don't really care about anything anymore.
Haha fuck you, kikes. Enjoy the bombardment.
What if this has been a deliberate push by kikes to fulfill their ridiculous third temple prophecy, so the nose niggers said to hell with PR in the process, but the muslims aren't biting as hard or as fast as they wanted them to in order to goad the west, particularly their great international bully fren, into another decades long Middle Eastern shitfest so now the kikes' plan has backfired and they're just sitting there looking like the malicious genocidal lunatics they are and now that all but the most delusional boomer retards knows this they will lose more and more aid from the west until they devolve into irrelevancy and then actually have to worry about their shitty behavior catching up to them with no gay prophecy payoff?
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>>197294
It's likely.  Decadence and decay has happened to our enemies as well, look at the people who ran America going from calculating political gamers to screeching niggresses who believe in their own propaganda.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Biden tells Bibi to sit the fuck down after Iran attacked them
Biden made Bibi look bitch-made to Iran HAHAHAHA
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Every time they do this it's like I'm watching a promo for some shitty PPV. None of it is real.
>>197302
>no source
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>Iran attacks
>0 Casualties
Things like this make me suspect that either everyone is a paper tiger or that all of this is staged.
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>>171919
>>197384
Isreal isn't gonna admit Casualties especially if air bases are targeted. There's no way isreal can intercept  400 missiles. It's pysically impossible
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>>197384
Don't forget how the israelis were totally caught off guard in October, even though they have massive surveillance all around and especially are watching Gaza all the time, including anything and anyone that enters or leaves that joint.
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>>197225 (OP) 
I just want the whole world fucking nuked to death already.
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>>197241
Isreal loves poos
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>>197440
>Isreal loves poos
More like the poos love Israel.
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>>197241
Says the christian
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>>197546
Xhristianity is judaism for the goys
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>>197549
Yes anon I know. It's 2nd class judaism and you are delusional if you think otherwise
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>>197546
Pfff, there's hardly any christians left in western Europe. You're basically shouting into the void at an imaginary construct.
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>>197225 (OP) 
Ughhh, can't I just get drafted to fight against the CCP led Mainland China or one of China's proxies (excluding best Korea) such as Pakistan or Myanmar instead should they ever actually go through with the whole reintegrate Taiwan by force plan? Then at least I could get turned into paste from rocket fire for something I'm more in support of, I believe Tibet should be independent and TSMC plus AMD makes good alternatives to Nvidia and Intel so I'd like them not to be wiped out and the remnants nationalized.
I have no animosity towards Iran or the Persian people and wish the west would stop poking and prodding them and to be frank Israels complete disregard for any international laws or boundary's towards their neighbors like Syria and Palestine was gonna get them nipped on the butt sooner or later. Yeah turns out people don't like bits and pieces of their homes slowly being annexed and bulldozed, who would have thought?

Also fuck Bibi, his refusal to quit government and just retire is what caused all this to begin with.
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>>197566
being drafted to south korea or taiwan would be the best, if you are lucky you can get a comfy job in the rear and those countries have good internet conection.
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>>197552
ur a feg LOL
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>>197400
>Don't forget how the israelis were totally caught off guard in October
Bullshit, on the anniversary of the Yom Kippor war when they rotated the majority of their army away from the Gaza strip border leaving behind only a skeleton crew? Fat fucking chance they were 'caught off guard', they baited Hamas thinking they could finally fully annex the land be under estimated Hamas's resolve, yeah without foreign support Hamas will fold eventually but clearly the whole 'we'll in the IDF defeat and conqueror the Strip in a week' meme turned out unsurprisingly to be laughably false, those Hamas bunkers are still standing. Same shit happened to the Russians thinking they'd have all of Ukraine in a week or two and aside from the two pro Russian separatists states that didn't like being a part of Ukraine anyway the rest of the of the country is still throwing punches even if their man power and stocks of ammunition has been greatly exhausted.

It is however more embarrassing for Israel, at least for the Russians their foe has a mix of post Soviet tanks, artillery guns, and a few MIG's left that are somehow still flying which just speaks values on the build qualify of those things, plus all second hand armour, tech, and drones the NAFO crowd and Turks decide to dump there along with a professional army to use those tools and plenty of veterans from the war against Hungarian independence fighters. What does Palestine have to retaliate with? Aside small arms with knock off Chinese optics mounted to them, glorified bottle rockets and mortars, and an air force consisting of a few hang gliders and Wish.com drones to drop grenades with? And yet Hamas isn't out of the fight yet against a army that gets trillions in aid from the USA, honestly I'm impressed.

>>197567
That only happens if you have seniority in the army prior to a major conflict were you've already proven to be competent or at least not a total dumb ass and are kept in the rear as an asset in case shit gets really bad or have a skill that out ways using you as cannon fodder like being a skilled mechanic, being a skilled emergency surgeon or being tech savvy enough to operating those mobile radio tower thingys with the long folding antenna's that get used to relay messages or aid in piloting drones when satellite signal is to weak. I'm a basic bitch wagey and my firearms exposure/training is minimal so I know for a fact I'd be a basic bitch grunt, maybe slightly smarter than the other grunts but still. And mind you the US army has been lowering their standards drastically over the years meaning a dumbass like me qualifies.
Hopefully at the very least I'm not assassinated to some anti fun faggot unit that hates anime, edgy patches, and won't let me carry a retarded side arm of my choice like a derringer or a Taurus judge because 'muh unit cohesion' or whatever. Like fuck man why is it that MP's positions seem to attract the most obnoxious busybodies imaginable? Did the US army just decide one day and say to themselves "Hey let's make a Reddit army division a reality?" And actually proceed to go through with it? Like fuck off man. If I'm gonna get drafted to fight as one of Israel's golems I might as well just bee myself, if I'm gonna get drafted to fight against commie bugmen because Chinese expansionism makes worst Korea and Nippon land nervous then again I might as well just bee myself and have fun.  Of course I still have a preference to the latter of those two plus the latter of the two yields the potential for me to get stationed in Japan for when I inevitably get my leg blown off meaning I can go and buy a bunch of hard book manga an lewd doujins and a authentic Katana made from steel folded over 90000 times and clay hardened as apposed to the Chinese, Indian, Filipino, and Korean knockoffs. Granted the quality of those knockoffs has improved over the years to the point where some of them are HEMA certified now as apposed to being glorified fragile wall mounts that you'd likely hurt yourself with more than you would an intruder with malicious intend towards you which would be pretty damn embarrassing, I mean imagine swinging your Amazon Prime Katana and halfway through it just snaps in half from being swung to hard and a piece of the blade flies back into your forehead? I'd be rather embarrassed if that happened to me.

Sorry for the long autistic rant, I put way to much thought into this post.
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Guys just remember that joos won no matter what and literally everything is their plan. I hate joos but I worship them for their godlike omniscience, they know all it's all a plan, even my hatred of them is part of their plan god I hate that I love joos
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>>197591
Shut up niggerdoop, your sarcasm has no place here.
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>>197591
Hey if you love them so much, go down to the recruitment office and enlist to fight for central bankers and the military industrial complex. There will surely be many opportunities to show your devotion.
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>>197569
>What does Palestine have to retaliate with? Aside small arms with knock off Chinese optics mounted to them, glorified bottle rockets and mortars, and an air force consisting of a few hang gliders and Wish.com drones to drop grenades with? And yet Hamas isn't out of the fight yet against a army that gets trillions in aid from the USA, honestly I'm impressed.

That's because hamas was created by the Isrealis to get rid of another Islamic group in gaza. Many of hamas were ex-mossad agents so they know the ins and outs of Israeli miltary
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>>197594
Oh gaaaawwwd I hate joos souch, I farted and it was part of their plan, they're big noses 4 me and I hate it but I worship them because they told me to hate them and I'm a dumb stupid goy, it's all knowing joos after all please don't hate them and give them what they deserve, that would be part of their plans too, you don't want to be a good stupid goy do you? Rhetorical question, that was part of their ancient plan too and they are in no way short term opportunists that repeatedly have had their behavior bite them in the ass.
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Fuck israel, fuck palestine, there should be a coalition of countries to retake the holy land and establish the kingdom of jerusalem.
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>>197602
You sound a bit confused, mate. The only important part is that all these wars are for the sole benefit of the bankster class. It's a small club, and you're not in it, even if you're jewish.
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>>197610
I'd like to get my hands on one of those.
>>197610
>pic
and casually, since spain got jews and freemasonery back in their goverment they lost their position as a great power and started falling behind.
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>>197602
Big nose = high IQ, noselets just can't compete.
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>Big nose = high IQ, noselets just can't compete.
ISRAEL JUST BOMBED IRAN
HAPPENING STATUS: INTENSIFYING
>>197845
Bombed Syria and Iraq too
This is so fucking gay, just carpet bomb and nuke that whole region already. It's getting boring lol
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>>197851
>boring
What makes you think that most wars are not boring to most countries? Even ww2 was boring unless you were German for most citizens in most countries involved. If you're not the soldier, if you're not the one invading nor being invaded, yeah, boring. The kikes romantizised  war a lot. Before ww2 how many war movies were being spammed?
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>>197851
This. Especially since we know a draft will either not happen or be such a tremendous failure that the US military ceases to function.
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>>197845
Maybe WW3 will finally happen.
>>197855
I believe it will be a tremendous failure. All the eligible ones that can be drafted don't know what to identify as lol

>>197853
I mean we are in 2024, whats the point of war in this day and age? Most people can barely afford rent and food
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>>197566
Iran fired rockets at Israel because they blew up their fucking consulate in Syria which possibly included the embassy.  And now that Israel's approval rating is at an all-time low worldwide (except India), and normalfags are questioning why the jews are given such special treatment and why they're hated so much they must feel like their backs are against the wall now. I heard bup isn't going to do shit either.
>his refusal to quit government and just retire is what caused all this to begin with
Not like anyone in Israel minded or that it wasn't unintentional these wars have began.
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>>197903
War is how ((( they ))) make big money while killing off as many goyim as possible. And it also gives them a justification for grabbing more power.
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ATTENTION TO ALL YOU WOMYN AND MEN
RAYTHEON REALLY NEEDS YOUR HELP AGAIN
THE ECONOMY'S NOW IN A REAL JAM
SO LET'S START WAR WAY IN EYE RAN
PUT DOWN THE SWITCH AND PICK UP A GUN
IT'S LIKE COD IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUN

AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR
DON'T ASK ME I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
I WANNA BUY A DODGE CHARGER, MAN
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
THIS COUNTRY'S GETTING FUCKING RAPED
THOUGH I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR WHAT AND WHY OR IF THEY'RE ALL JUST FEEDING ME LIES

THESE PEOPLE ARE WICKED YET NEED OUR HELP
BECAUSE THEY'RE LACKING FUNKO POPS ON THEIR SHELVES
MICKEY MOUSE, MICKY DEE'S, HAIRY GIRLS WITH PEEPEES
TIKTOK, BLUE JEANS, THE REST OF DEMOCRACY
WHO AND RED CROSS WILL TAKE THE ORPHAN KIDS
SHIP EM OUT TO RIDE ON JOE BIDEN'S DICK

AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR
DON'T ASK ME I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
I JUST WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE, MAN
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
AIN'T YOU PROUD TO BE AN APE
WELL I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR WHAT OR WHY SO LONG AS IT'S GOOD WITH KIKES

TEACHERS AND PATRIOTS LISTEN CLEAR:
ENCOURAGE WHITE MEN TO DIE FOR NIGS AND QUEERS
A ROGUE STATE WITH A CENTRAL BANK
FILLS MY LONGHORN WITH AN AWFUL STANK
TEHRAN AND GORGAN GOODBYE TO YOU
YOU SHOULD'VE OBEYED US JEWS

AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHY AREN'T YOU DYING FOR
THIS WHOLESOME AND CLEAN WAR?
DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S REALLY WORTH MORE?
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
IS ALL YOU DO MASTURBATE?
NOW DEPLOY OVERSEAS, GET PTSD, AND FIND OUT YOUR GAL'S A WHORE

BLOW UP THEIR FORESTS AND DUMB OLD ROCKS
UNTIL THEY BEG TO SUCK OUR COCKS
WE GOT THEIR LITHIUM, OIL, CEDAR, GOLD
HOW DARE THEY HOARD RICHES SO BOLD
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, JOB COMPLETE
HERE'S OXYCONTIN AS A TREAT

AND IT'S 1, 2, 3
WHAT DID WE JUST FIGHT FOR
I'M REDUCED TO WALKING ON THE FLOOR
AND MY PENIS DON'T WORK NO MORE
AND IT'S 5, 6, 7
MY ANUS IS AGAPE AND DESTROYED
WELL THAT'S THE GAME, NO REFUNDS OR SHAME, YOU WERE OUR GREATEST GOY
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>>197845
>Israel fires three or so crappy missiles that didn't even reach their target. 
>It was so bad they make no announcement about it.
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U.S.  Biden admin announced sanction IDF unit Netzah Yehuda Battalion for human rights violations in West Bank. This is the first time Isreal will face sanctions imposed by the US
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>>197920
Fug anon, those are MAGA insurgents with american flags. Better call the FBI.
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>>198175
>le picture
What was wrong with the proposed BIPARTISAN bill to tighten the southern border? You know, the one which the Republicans shot down.
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>>198215
Catty faggotry and theater killed it. You were never getting border security in the first place anyway, your government is entirely coopted by malicious actors that have no desire to provide security or even the basic ability to pursue happiness. They hate you with every fiber of their beings, and any arguments between them are purely competitive squabbles to see who can suck the most resources out of the citizenry. Your founding fathers would've used those guns you squawk about all the time decades ago and strung up or tarred and feathered every piece of shit dressed in a suit in DC.
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>>198215
CIA niggers said fuck your border.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/bad-faith-olympics
>>198175
>Amid a crashing economy, the US congress decides to give $0 dollars to stop ongoing border invasion  while giving $20 billions to Israel.
Funny enough, things like this turn more normies against ZOG than anything /pol/ could ever device. So I hope they keep it going.
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>>198329
Forgot pic.
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>>197542
Brazil, India, North Korea and USA. The biggest Israel simps atm.
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>>198329
I doubt the normies hear anything about this. Their TV will say how if they don't help Israel the everyone will stub their toe on a table or whatever fear mongering they've got, and they're trapped in their little circles that don't let any new outsider information flow in. They'll never focus on it too much, even If they do get it shoved in front of their faces.
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>>198329
>>198395
>normies
>not normalfags/normalfaggots
They know but due to their programming they cannot be "racist" so they'll not speak up about it nor do anything about it.  
>>198387
>nigger vernacular
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>>198421
Based big amygdala vernacular.
>>198395
This shit gets posted all over social media despite the best efforts of fedophiles, and no one gives a fuck about legacy media besides dying geriatrics.
>>198421
Seethe some more, jewhapa
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