/b/ - Random

only the dead can know peace from this FUN


New Reply
Name
×
Email
Subject
Message
Files Max 5 files32MB total
Tegaki
Password
Flag
[New Reply]


 Dress to impress!


The_More_You_Know_2022_logo.png
[Hide] (213.4KB, 2498x1657) Reverse
how should a foreigner such as a jap behave socially when coming to america?
while english has no honorifics, like most cultures, americans are sensitive to subtle vocal and body language
the way you greet and address someone matters
if the person has a suit, you should address him by "sir", and greet him by "hello"
if the person has no suit, "hi" would suffice, and "sir" while sounding too formal, could still work, but it's becoming more common to use "boss"
if the person has lots of tattoos, or is "tough looking" (for instance, not fat, or wearing old clothing) with forehead wrinkles, you should address him by "bro".
if the person is not white, you should almost always greet with "yo", and use "bro" to address him, unless he is wearing a suit or is chinese.
when addressing a judge, use "your honor"
when addressing a police, use "sir", or "officer"
if the person is a female, you always address them by "bro", unless they are older than 50, in which case, you should use "miss"
Replies: >>195298
>>195295 (OP) 
No you've got most of that wrong.
suit = hello, fatty
no suit = hi, fatass
tattoos or tough looking = hi, junkie or dude
not white = ignore, don't talk to animals
judge = "the constitution says I don't need to follow your fake laws"
police = "suck my shitty ass, pig" then fart
female = "hog" or "landwhale" unless you find one that isn't fat, then it's "whore"
You come here without a passport or green card and then abuse the free gibs for as long as possible because illegal immigrants get treated better than the citizens. No one cares how you treat the citizens as long as you don't hurt the precious sacred nigger feefees because then you will be killed and browns will tell your family you deserved it because Jamal's blood pressure spiked for a minute.
Replies: >>195349
>>195348
>You come here without a passport or green card and then abuse the free gibs for as long as possible because illegal immigrants get treated better than the citizens
I'm thinking of doing that, just come there pretend to have run away from abuse or some shit, preach ebin anti fascism pro trans pro niggerinos etc and get myself neet cozy 4ever
Overthinking social interactions in the US is more damaging than just doing what feels natural - what people are looking for is that you avoid talking to them like they're stupid. It's better here to use the interactions you're familiar with so that you appear sincere and confident, than it is to make conversation seem forced. Some institutions, like the military, have their own standards of conduct, but those are only imposed on members of said institution. The worst a jap man will get for being polite is that people will think he's a dork, while trying to pretend to be american will make him seem manipulative or mocking.
memory.png
[Hide] (9.7KB, 768x544) Reverse
Don't forget to smile. :-) Everyone is always smiling. :-)
:-)
[New Reply]
Connecting...
Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

Select the solid/filled icons
- news - rules - faq -
jschan 1.4.1