Speaking of slop, I found this image on my drive, which is a bit slop but also a bit entertaining. I ran an RNG and my results were 5, 5, 8, 9, 3, 8. So...
>20SC HK45C (Handgun)
>20SC Flash Light
<10SC Sluts
<Crocs
<30SC Hearing
>10SC Heavy Handed
Total: 10 SC -- Most Likely Dead. Oh well.