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>>194434 (OP) 
You're going to attract pedo spammers with kind of thread, assuming you're not one of them.
>Does it feel good and is it worth it?
If you're western average sized or bigger, probably not. No point in buying anything that you can't go balls deep into.

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>>194434 (OP) 
Just make sure you don't live in leafland or another backwards "'"'1st world"'"' shithole, because otherwise the law and people will treat you as a sick fuck who rapes children if you order some dumb cartoon toy.

>>194435
>assuming you're not one of them
Nah, a pedo spammer would rather be discussing baby or furry sex dolls and posting pictures of them and including emojis in the post's text.

>>194438
I don't know how anyone can order that stuff through the mail, postal workers see that and where it's addressed too, and I would die of humiliation.

>>194438
>women get blown out post hippy free love revolution
>buy tight sex toy
>feminism effecting law this way
Maybe they should up the age of consent again, it could help them not be floozies!

>>194448
They should increase the age of consent to 999 years, with a death penalty for offenders.
The only way to be exempt from this is to be married. Cheating or divorcing gets the treatment of death penalty.

>>194450
Certain islamic countries do this, except they also have really low or no age of consent laws.

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>>194450
>be small dicked goy
>want small pussy
>suddenly pedo
>be a faggot/female
>blown out pussy/ass
>get large dildo
>perfectly fine even though 14'' long dildo when adjusted to proper size ratio makes you like 2 or 3 feet tall if real penis
It's already insane enough and I was being sarcastic because indeed they upped that aoc to avoid hippies fucking people pre-marriage, of which is what free love meant. The AOC before the 1960s was literally 7 (in Delaware), no one cared until females were allowed to fuck around. The 1960s were such a mistake, the race mixing, people asking for less sex rules while also making more of them, it's insanity now.  Christian Feminists figured no one would fuck their own age and they were wrong, tha they'd wait for marriage post 18ish, as they are the group that lobbied to raise it so as to stop that holy hymen from being taken by basically John Lennon. They should still kill gays and broken women should not be sluts but instead whores. The people that came before us had it right. No hymen no diamond and gays spread diseases. But yes, cheating or divorce should be a punishment but what I say it should be is death of the children and castration of some kind to make sure it won't happen again as bastards are a bad thing. I'd be okay with 'it all', even infantacide, but if we are banning abortion even when ur relative rapes you in the US then they should just go all out. Don't act sexually free then freak out at the same time, so fucked up. Tight vs tight but it's okay when you are masochistic. What kind of message does that send to the people? Rape dick is fine, what, with those abortion laws lately? Be raped don't rape is the core message. That and raise a nigger's child? *Dad's rape-dick rather, some states are okay with it, so it's anti-eugenic a strategy, meant to cause the goyim to be more dysgenic. Really activates the nigger toes (inb4 you don't know that that is a kind of nut).
>>194435
>gettting triggered by /b/ to the point you call banter spam
>thinking westerners have giant penises in comparison to nips
>no point if you can't fall in
Feminist.

>>194456
>gettting triggered by /b/ to the point you call banter spam
<cp, baby sex dolls and emojis is "banter"
Pedophile.

>>194468
I posted none of that in my comment, emojis and dolls or whatever, but, like, all I have to do to get this supposed spam status is to ask you to define the word child, pedo, adult, and you'll lose your mind over it because of it being ambigious as hell. Calling someone a pedo doesn't even mean anything anymore post 1960s ethics. Most guys on the maps tried going with a 20+ year old cop of whomst pretended to be 15 and my grandmother was also married by 15. What even IS a pedo? Some white guy with low confidence that gets tricked by a cop into 'raping the state'? If you are neither christian nor a feminist you should not even take any of it seriously, and if you do one should remember that entrapment used to be illegal and that yes only white guys being told their penis is small are getting the vans here, at least where I live. Niggers are half of all crime yet it's all white guys. Scientifcally niggers have the same penis size they say, so it's the nature of propaganda driving people insane. Labels like beng gay are for faggots, there IS no gay. No bi, no lez. Witch hunter labels can fuck off and die with the zodiac and myers briggs, they are made to oversimplify the human condition. You can't just call someone a sociopath and pretend they feel less pain then you and think I won't call you out as a faggot over it, that being another 'idenitity politics' issue. Idenitity politics, that's the issue here, idenitity crisis rather is what it should be called. Humans are unable to take what they are, diverse. Labels fail to quell such diverse behavior. In the 1950s it was black and white, faggots are ill, trans are ill, feminists are ill, everyone was ill except for that white guy trying to get with a, you know, a virgin.

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>>194456
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>>194471
No one reads your retarded faggot rants dipshit, we're all well aware it's a waste of time by now.
Now respond with 3 paragraphs of shit I'm not gonna read.

>>194471
Noone cares, pedo.
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>>194480
>>>194472
>>>194473
>Why did u reply if you have nothing to say?
To let you know that your message has been ignored due to it being dumb.

>>194479
>>194473
>>194472
>replying when you have nothing to say
Here's your (You)s I guess, but keep in mind in the entire Internet only places like here can you have open minded conversations. Well, not really due to your inner chimp blocking it, but oh well.
>>194481
of which is actually spam (ironically)

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>>194482
>open minded conversations
You mean schizo walls of text?

>schizo!
What you are attempting to do is block conversation through the ol' attacking the strawman bullshit that retards love to do without a real retort of their own. Without a real opinion even. You agree with me if you have no retort no matter how many ad hominems you try to use. Also, it being too much to read, get a bigger attention spam you blatant autistic zoomer moralfaggot. Lrn2rd

>>194488
>What you are attempting to do is block conversation through the ol' attacking the strawman bullshit that retards love to do without a real retort of their own. Without a real opinion even
My retort and opinion is that your message has been ignored due to it being dumb, delusional, and insisting upon itself.
>Also, it being too much to read, get a bigger attention spam you blatant autistic zoomer moralfaggot
Generate some random wall of text and read that for 2 hours... no, for eternity. We don't need you here.

>>194491
You don't 'need' to use the word we like that much less need the site at all. People like me that would be offensive elsewhere do actually need it so what you 'need' to do is get back on to a site like reddit or youtube wherein you're protected from such banter. Or should I use a trigger warning perhaps next time? Perhaps the OP should have? Using the word 'we' like that and thinking I'm the one that's unhinged.

>>194492
Rewrite this post but with a readable sentence structure and wording.

>>194493
You are the ESL if you can't understand it. Stop spamming.

>>194497
>esl writes shitty english
<you're an esl if you can't read it!!!!1

<I was totally going to reply in earnest but u didn't post proper engrish so I automatically win
Six billion people and how many can stand to be around your ilk again? 10 users and half of them are mods? Something something gift, something something horse, something something mouth. The only reason I ever bothered anyone is due to the nature of being low traffic of which is caused by being such a pain in the ass to be around that no one wanted to post on the site anyway. Come on now. Your topic is what and you want me to avoid discussing what? An elephant in the room? Just ignore the elephant? Fuck that shit I'm talking about the fat fucking big ass elephant and you can file your complaint towards [email protected]

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>>194544
>t.

>meds spam
>using portrait images from cellphones

>blablablabla schizo blablabla pedo
Holy shit when did xitterfags find out about altchans

bamp

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>call some guy a faggot
>"can you even define what a faggot is?"

I think Onaholes are point of no return tier, i once got a disposable one and all i did was ejaculate, i'm amazed i didn't hurt myself ejaculating soo many times. All i did was cum in my room to porn. I would advise to find something better to do with your time.

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>>196035
Get out with your ugly roastie pictures

Onaholes are cold as fuck unless heated and don't feel as good as your own hand. It takes a lot of effort to clean them because you have to dry the hole somehow. Otherwise water is trapped inside and it will become moldy and rot your penis off.
And you need expensive waterbased lube. TPE tears pretty easily and deteriorates quickly.
I have one but I basically only jack off with my hand.
Wasted money.
There's a reason it's not common to have these things in the west. Only tiny dick asians go through all that effort.

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>>196112
>it's not as good as a real kid

A true zzzchan moment.