Dress to impress!
Is there an interesting-sounding explanation of why flat chests are attractive?
A-cup makes my brain happy Brain send happy to pp Pp is happy Pp grow big
>>192929 (OP) Flat is justice
There's an old /a/dage that goes like this: When a flat-chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.
It's basic Freudian psychology. You associate sexual pleasure with small tits.
Contrary to popular belief, the amount of fat content present in milk is inversely correlated with breast size. Flatties have the creamiest, most nutricious of milks, and this can perhaps be sensed subconsciously by a select part of the population.
>>192929 (OP) They don't remind you of your mom as much.
>>192929 (OP) They represent youth?
>>192942 That's beautiful, makes me wish I could live in the little world contained by those words.
"Large breasts will fill a man's hand, but small breasts will fill a man's heart."
>>192973 Dumb bitch, why kill us if you don't even know what we're saying.
>>192973 Pretty sure most men are attracted to traits associated with their mother
>>193120 don't go sucking any cigar cocks now, freud
>>193133 Listen guy. Sometimes a cigar is just a big throbbing member
>>193145 Actually neck yourself freak
Oh wait. Because he's shitposting my bad.
>>193148 >emojis You're a fucking pedophile, that's why. You are dirt. You are worthless. Turn yourself in, shitstain.
>>193154 Fug anon, that's emperor Bigus Titus who has enslaved our pizzas. I, Skunny Hardnut, will save them!
>>193154 What an ugly art style
>>193157 Are there creepypastas written about this character?
>>193159 Don't know of any, and I would be surprised since it's a mascot for some obscure 90's DOS shareware games (except maybe for Skunny Kart that was kinda popular for a short bit in the BBS scene).
>>193293 Too big
>>193300
Nice 'n flat
> flat and spooky
>>193120 i hate my mom