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No.189238
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This is /b/'s new mascot.
Say hi to him.
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No.189242
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Hauu~~ Kaaii~ Omochi kaeri~!
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No.189243 
>>189238 (OP) 
Fuck you
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No.189246
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>>189243
You made him cry.
Are you happy now, you monster?
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No.189250 
Why is he so small?
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No.189251 
>>189250
He's small but he can expand like an orbee.
No.189252
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>>189246
No.189271
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>>189238 (OP) 
who are you and what have you done to my cat
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No.189275 
make his background transparent
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No.189291 
>>189238 (OP) 
What's its name?
No.189293
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>>189271
Caption-over-cat meme posters require execution.
No.189331
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That is really adorable, why couldn’t she have held him in her hands instead of grabbing him by the scruff?
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No.189336 
>>189331
He's being scruffed due to being such a keyboard warrior. He typed out "etc ur fucken ded kiddo etc" one too many times.
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No.189343 
>>189336
What the fuck are you talking about? That doesn't make any sense that's a stuffed animal, how could it even use a computer?
No.189344 
Suck my fat cock, OP.
No.189346 
why is this retarded reddit shit stickied
Replies: >>189364 >>189448
No.189362
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Hey little buddy you look like a party guy! Let's go clubbing!
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No.189364 
>>189346
go back to blacked.government if you dont like it
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No.189365
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>>189362
No.189366 
>>189364
not touching your pedo honeypot, no matter how many times you bring it up to shill it
No.189376 
Haha he looks fat
No.189448 
>>189346
You actually got it unstickied madman
No.189499
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>>189275
Here. Give him a blanket, he's cold.
Or put him somewhere comfy.
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No.189565 
Re pin this
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No.189568
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No.189569 
>>189565
unpin it
No.189572 
>>189362
Why would anyone do this? Why the fuck are people even there to do that?
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No.189573 
>>189572
Never underestimate human cruelty
No.189574
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>>189499
Is this comfy?
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No.189575 
>>189568
Nice mamono
No.189587
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>>189574
>psyop lolsoquirky indiepshit with tranny MC and LGBT propaganda and Tumblr "humor" and furfag/monsterfag shit
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No.189598 
>>189587
all right but the seal is the sun, he will explode and bring that world to an end one day
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No.189599
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>>189598
Heat death of the universe can never come soon enough in one that houses Undertale characters.
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No.189617 
>>189599
I’m still mad faggottale stole the popularity of Earthbound, and also opened the floodgates for many a hundred other overrated Earthbound-likes
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No.189644
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>>189617
Mother 1 is the best.
Huge open world, good difficulty, non-linearity, actual soul, good atmosphere.
Mother 2 (Earthbound) is easier, more streamlined, and has forced soul.
Mother 3 is super-linear and the story insists upon itself. Also has trannies.
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No.189645 
>>189644
>Also has trannies.
They are okama and it's portrayed as a caricature, which is quite common in comedy manga.
No.189647 
>>189644
Only schizos and niggers like Mother 1.
No.189648 
>>189644
>Earthbound
>Forced soul
Agree to disagree. Underfail's the one with the forced soul and the whole "uR eViL bEcAuSe sElF dEfEnSe BaD!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!"
Also, the Magypsies are neither male or female, they're not even human for that matter.
No.189673
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These are pleb-tier memax gaymes. Everyone talks aboutt them so much on imageboreds that there's no reason left to play them. I mean where's the fun in playing something where everything has already been exposed and clinically dissected by an army of neckbeard autists. Yeah count me out! If it's not completely obscure, I'm not touching it.
No.189713 
>>189572
Meat and pelt = Money
Hunting = Fun
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No.189729 
>>189713
>Money
There’s much easier ways to make money.
>Fun
This is how you go to hell.
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No.189740 
>>189729
>hell
Deranged and disgusting horror story to traumatize kids into worshiping kikes.
Replies: >>189776 >>189795
No.189746
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>>189238 (OP) 
put that fucking seal down
No.189747
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After years of HIIT from an ancient secret clan of native Icelandic warriors, this is what OP's seal looks like today. Feel old yet?
No.189776 
>>189740
WTF is wrong with you?
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No.189795 
>>189740
I agree with this, but still fuck killing docile animals.
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No.189807 
>>189776
>>189795
With that said I don't actually support hunting cute animals for no reason, I just think that that "hell" part was unnecessary.
Replies: >>189810 >>190003 >>190005
No.189808 
RE-PIN THIS NOW
No.189810 
>>189807
What the hell, anon?!
No.190003 
>>189807
Thank you for the clarification.
No.190005 
>>189807
This is on the same level as trannies getting mad for misgendered them
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No.190017
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>>189499
PARTY HARD
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No.190026 
>>190005
ok christcuck
No.190062 
>>189362
See
>>185958
No.190064 
>>190017
saved
No.190080 
>>190017
NOT saved because I'm a dumb fun-hating nigger
No.190081 
Hey guys press ctrl-F5!
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No.190082
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>>190081
look at him go haha
No.190084
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WAOW
No.190088
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>>189238 (OP) 
Your incompetent programming messed up darkmode, fix it immediately!
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No.190126 
>>190119
Shut up schizo
No.190142 
>>190088
He is your guiding light 
I checked every theme and it works on my machine
No.190145 
we need fanart of zzz-tan and her new pet
No.190150 
>no option to click on the seal to club it
not trying hard enough
No.190174 
I'll be honest while I think the seal in the corner is cute, I am autistic and that little change makes me feel like I'm on a completely different website and it's making me feel unsafe and uncomfortable.
No.190238
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The ghost on his head and badly cropped whisker trigger my autism.
Change it to this one, pleas.
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No.190255 
thank u
No.190256 
>>190238
it is done
No.190283 
Now delete this thread so only the true oldfags know why /b/'s mascot is a seal.
Replies: >>190286
No.190286 
>>190283
This thread https://archive.ph/a1AQj ?
No.190323
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>>190088
Same issue, it's very annoying and burning my retinas. NO, I'm not saving your fucking cookies to pick another theme. Fix this stupid shit now stupid fucking nigger.
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No.190335 
>>190323
>NO, I'm not saving your fucking cookies
I used to think like that too but being able to hide posts/threads and pictures is a necessity here.
No.190339 
>>190323
>'fix' the site to accommodate my extremely specific needs born out of my /tech/ autism and needless paranoia
how about you swallow a bag of dicks
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No.190345
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>>190339
>site has no issue and no one complains
>break functionality and force people to use cookies to add epic picture of seal that literally adds nothing of value
>go back to how it was
>no because using a very common addon and not keeping cookies is autism and extremely specific totally not what most do eat dicks
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No.190347
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>>190345
>>break functionality and force people to use cookies to add epic picture of seal that literally adds nothing of value
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No.190348 
>>190347
>form over function
post tits
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No.190351
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>>190348
ask your mother
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No.190354 
>>190351
I'll ask your mother, bitch ass
No.190367 
Here's the css for him stolen directly from /japan/, I don't know what exactly you're using for dark mode so if you can inspect element and tweak it so he works I'll make the change.

body {
	background:url(/asset/b/922b4c9c7a15040692d16a2eba7f82c468eb9f18e6dec6b3a7dbc03ef6664e65.png) bottom right fixed no-repeat, linear-gradient(var(--background-top) 3em,var(--background-rest) 230px);
 	background-size: 25vmin;
}

Otherwise you can try blocking him with an adblocker.
No.190368 
>>190351
I really like the character designs of that animu but got bored after 2 episodes
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No.190410 
I like him.  But is he really just called seal?
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No.190433 
>>190410
Give him a name.
It better be a good one.
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No.190434 
>>190433
nta but sealy mcsealson
No.190631 
Why is this the new mascot for /b/?
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No.190633
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>>190631
Because you'll never be apart of the club
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No.190636 
>>190633
What club?
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No.190638 
>>190433
/b/'s seal of approval
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No.190640 
>>190638
That works to me.
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>>190636
No.190655 
>>190339
I've seen quite a few people complain about it the last few days. It's not one or two.
>>190088
>>190323
>>190345
Here, put this in ubo:
zzzchan.xyz##.rainbow
zzzchan.xyz##body:style(background:none !important)
No.194554
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>>189242
No.194759 
Fuck him.
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No.194762 
>>194759
>t. murderous spic with cute aggression
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No.195001 
>>194762
You’re not better than I am.
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No.195002 
>>195001
Holy shit that’s terrible grammar! My bad.
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No.195005
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>>194759
>>194762
>>195001
>>195002
This reply chain reads like something that would come out of Shenmue.
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No.195006 
>>195005
fucking kek
Replies: >>195167
No.195010
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(Can't post this on /meta/ because captcha doesn't load.)
Hello, problems on the tor address:
1. The images don't load.
2. Boards don't load without adding /index.html ??
3. Tor banned on clearnet, why?

Feel free to delete this offtopic post after the admin sees it, thanks.
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## Admin No.195030 
>>195010
I'll sit down and look at the issues with the onion this weekend
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No.195042 
>>190368
Is this an epic funny?
No.195043 
>>195030
You don't need to look at the onion to tell its rotten
No.195167
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>>195006
>fucking kek
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