Dress to impress!
My 7 year old sister saw me playing Ocarina of Time, riding on the horse through Hyrule Field, and asked me if I was playing Minecraft.
that's clearly minecraft
>>186697 (OP) that looks like Minecraft I never actually played it. A friend in high school gave me a USB stick with the game but my laptop wasn't set up for gaemrs so I just handed it back.
>>186704 because it is
>>186705 I don't get it. Why did you re-post the OP image?
OP, you need to correct your imouto before is too late.
>>186697 (OP) >My 7 year old sister Wouldn't she be in Generation Alpha then? As opposed to Generation Z.
>>186697 (OP) holy shit anon your sister is a fucking retard
>>186748 OP is just as retarded as his sister.
>>186748 Zoomer sound so good, what do you call alpha? alphis?
>>186772 Alphers?
>>186772 Alphaggots
>>186772 Alphuckers?
Alfs
>>186697 (OP) >>186757 >7 year old girl mistakes 25 year old game with what is probably the only videogame she's ever played. >She should know better! I hope this apparent retardation is ironic, or I'll be very worried for the prospects of this board.
>>186792 You can't say that Minecraft and OOT look similar. Big blocks vs n64 polygons. The fact that she asked that question, rather than "what is that?" or just some other more broad question, is telling. >or I'll be very worried for the prospects of this board. This is /b/. You are a retard for having high hopes for it.
>>186792 if you treat 7 year olds different than adults they'll grow up and think they're special their entire lives
>>186819 "Communities that get their laughs about pretending to be retarded will eventually be filled with actual retards who think they found their place"
>>186834 >narrated from the perspective of an adult whose parents pretended he was mentally retarded kek
>>186834 >will eventually be filled with actual retards who think they found their place Which is why you don't make an effort to advertise yourself.
>>186772 That's like saying the ok boomer spam was souding okay.
>>186834
>>186819 Anon. Your sister isn't a cum-soaked basement dweller. She doesn't give a fuck about some polygons or your alphabet mumbo-jumbo. All she saw was a guy riding a horse through a grassland.
>>186834 >>188856
>>186792 No, people here are actually that autistic. Just be glad none of them will ever have children, imagine how fucked up that kid would be after their sperg father beat them for making an ignorant assumption instead of simply explaining it to them.
>>188966 This. It would be weird if a 7 year old girl did know what OOT is.
>>188967 Not if their siblings or parents have old systems they play.
>7 year old sees bro playing thing for the first time >is this [other thing] big bro? <YOU FUCKING LITTLE NIGGERFAGGOT ZOOMIE DOOMIE GENERATION OOOOOOOMMMMIIIIEEEEEEEEE hehehehe
Has there ever been a generation that's been more consistently pathetic than millennials?
>>188972 I don't think that's physically possible
>>186781 >alf What's that? I'm 93 years old btw
>>188972 Yours, boomer coomer zoomer doomer floomer shoomer
>>186781 Alps.
>>189044 I love you grandma Germaine, BUT YOU'RE OLD AS FUCK
>>188966 >father beat them for making an ignorant assumption instead of simply explaining it to them. That's common with normalfaggots though....literally that's what dumb ass normalniggers do all the live long day....
>>189298 Prove it.
>>189314 I don't want to tell you to go outside like a normalfaggot but that's the way to prove it is to see it and hear it, a demand for corporal punishment. Parents literally give teachers permission to beat their children to this day. I see children threatened constantly that are too young to understand without explanation of why they are being 'bad' on a weekly basis. "I am going to beat yer ass" is something commonly heard in public. How about YOU prove they ever explained x thing before becoming physically abusive?
>>186772 Just keep it zoomer, duh. Also, zoomer is less about physical age and more about a state of mind (short attention span, etc)
>>186781 It was a really lame TV show in the 80's, which is why the IBM PC game was in CGA. Pic: another day, another random SLIGE wad
What a fuckin RETARD
>>189318 >sage >still no proof >only retarded claims So you can't prove it.
>>192832 No it isn’t retard
>>186697 (OP) post sister
>>193018 ALF was cool, i liked watching re runs
>>188972 Zoomers, but millenials can still be blamed for their weird childish culture being the way it is. Millennial culture is all about being an effeminate 16 year old forever, zoomer culture is all about being 6 years old forever.