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If so, why?
>>184819 (OP) 
Too poor to move else where
>>184819 (OP) 
No choice
Because I was born here. The alternatives don't look too good either.
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>>184822
>The alternatives don't look too good either.
I don't know man, when you see burgers  moving to fucking Italy and Mexico, you know shit is bad.
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When the black swan happens i'd be in rather be in the US. It is big enough to go into the woods and wait for the niggers to eat each other then for the winner to starve
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>>184825
>Implying the nigger hordes won't burn down the forests to keep themselves warm during the winter
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>>184829
Implying they will be able to move more then a few miles from where they are
>>184829
Children starve to death because of landwhales like this one. In America. A first world country. What a world we live in.
>>184831
Niglets starve, save your feelfeels
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>>184832
I was talking about poor hick babies
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>>184823
It's not a bad idea for a burger with enough passive income to move somewhere else with lower costs of living and nice weather, as long you ensure access to things with the highest priority for you. But the funniest idea is that even if you do, you can't get away from the IRS just by staying abroad anymore. I guess you also should expect some strange nostalgia hitting you out of nowhere at times.
>>184831
>USA 
>First world country
lol
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>>184835
If you think 'Murica is third-world, then you've clearly never seen India. Or Brazil. Or the entire Middle East.
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>>184836
Been to New Delhi, Rio, Nordeste, Istambul Constantinople, Cappadocia, Dubai and Cairo, Boston, New York, San Francisco, Rhode Island, Portland and Honolulu.
USA looks nothing like a first world country at street level.
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>>184831
Does it matter if it's landwhales or someone burning their money in a different way than food? Children usually starve because of their parents deciding to get them then becoming unable or unwilling to support them. They aren't your responsibility, unless you decide otherwise for yourself. Ask yourself honestly, do you want more people prone to dumb behavior in the future than there are already? Tendency for dumb decisions is in part heritable. I know there are also kids orphaned by random disasters, but that's a little minority of them usually. Most of them are a burden someone decided to toss away. I'd rather sponsor voluntary sterilization in Africa, because
>In 2022, the fertility rate in Africa was 4.21 children per woman
according to a quick google.
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>>184837
Where I live is pretty nice. I'm surrounded by mouthbreathers though.
>>184838
nah I just hate fatties
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>>184833
Right, so many of those
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>>184841
Have you seen how rednecks live?
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>>184843
Am 1, and junkies aint people just niggers anyway
could be worse, I could be stuck in yurop, or aperica, or assia
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>>184848
Yurop, Asia and North Africa are all better places to live in than the USA honestly.
A fraction of the niggers as well.
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>>184851
after ten thousand proxy wars in the middle east for a handful of oligarchs I always imagine I'll be beaten to death if I step into any other country than this one.
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>>184819 (OP) 
I'm inheriting a house after my parents croak and the government gives me 1500 a month to sit on my ass and do nothing. When that is no longer sufficient, I will look into becoming a rapefugee.
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>>184819 (OP) 
not even american but america is a massive and diverse place, it's not really fair to take huge nigger-globalized cities as examples of the country as a whole. logically there must be thousands of smaller towns and communities without niggers where people still care for and help each other and where you still have the freedom its constitution grants. personally, if I could pick between being a poor ass neet in yurop and being a poor ass neet in america I'd pick the latter, as I can't see myself having any future here. then again I've never been there so maybe I'm just romanticizing it.
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>>184838
Wow, I haven't seen an underlined word on an imageboard post in quite a while.
>>184819 (OP) 
I was born an am*rimutt in my previous life but I killed myself when I was 5 because of how much I hated the country
>>184858
California doesn't really have much of nigger problem outside of Los Angeles and a few cities, you'll more likely run into pacific islanders injuns and spics. The east coast has huge nigger problem in comparison.
>>184853
North Africa isn't the Middle East and all countries there are puppet states of the USA
>>184819 (OP) 
spammer
>>184823
>move to Mexico so you can be charged more for being white
>implying nice nations take in immigrants
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The only places on this earth better than the US are Denmark, rural Germany, Switzerland and maybe Finland but I don't speak German nor Finnish. The rest of Europe and other continents is absolute dogshit.
Nippon is a fine option if you have enough money to never work again.
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>>184920
I don't know why but your second picture just reminded me of this funny picture I have on my computer...
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>>184921
>Stone Gone: Niggers
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>>184819 (OP) 
>he doesnt live in a comfy suburb with houses <10 years old
>he doesnt live in a temperate climate
>he doesnt have a thinly veiled sexual relationship with the god tier girl from down the street
>he doesnt chill with her on each others porches after school
>he doesnt have a band in the garage / basement
>he doesnt have lemonade stands and ice cream trucks
>he doesnt have bike paths and skateparks
>he doesnt have a stone walled church
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>>184921
Gold fucking picture anon, thanks for sharing!
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>>184947
Maybe 20 years ago
Not anymore!
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>>184947
>muh sex!
>muh ice cream!
>muh cuckstianity!
So this is am*rican "culture"...
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>>184992
ur jealous
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>>184819 (OP) 
>if so, why? 
Born here but I'm moving away from my city.
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>>184947
>ywn
>feel the fresh breeze on a halloween midnight with an air of burning cedar wood
>graffiti the boomer's store
>go to chris's house with sleeping bags and candy
>play 5th gen consoles on trinitron tv while listening to punk rock
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>>184819 (OP) 
I'm trapped here, and I'll never escape.
>>185023
>>go to chris's house with sleeping bags and candy
But barb said chris doesn't want to play anymore
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>>184993
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>>184920
>leaving out Uruguay when you're trying to mention all white nations with a high standard of living 
Anyway, all white nations are feminist outside of Bosnia so Bosnia is technically, due to Muslim, more based. Video related, what feminism gets ya! They're Brits I think so It's good you left that out. 
>>185094
Cherries be picked too often by u for (You) not 2 be jelly. The attempt at strawmanning via your spammery is simply annoying. I'm better at it.
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>>185109
bump
<I'm better at it
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>>185901
Another great harvest at cherrypicking.
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>>185902
Forgot this gem.
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>>185906
Or this one.
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>>185906
I find these people strange, but in a different way. Each morning these people wake up and just choose to commit social suicide on a daily basis. Surely they realize that no normal person will take them seriously?
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>>185951
It is to signal to other people like them
>>185951
They want to spite any normal person because they can afford risking that.
>>184858
A good "small town" is going to be at least 50,000 people. Small towns in America died in three stages with Nixon's trade deals with China, Reagan's trickle-down economics and Clinton's NAFTA.
>where you still have the freedom its constitution grants
There was a news story I watched years ago of a man living in the middle of fucking nowhere, Idaho that he was trapped in for all of Winter and he still needed government permits and inspection to use a water mill to generate his own electricity.
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Unironically god bless america.
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>>186026
Surely?
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>>186026
Haha.
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>>186026
why do people keep posting this, it doesnt even make sense. im pretty sure its from reddit too
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>>186031
>shooting the messenger will erase the message
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>>186025
>a water mill in winter
Is that a smart move?
>>186029
kos or some say kosom
>>186032
Just answer the question.
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>>186090
Questions end with a question mark. That's a new low for burgers.
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>>186101
Such petty bickering that's better fit for a scorned woman.
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>>186123
Some people know about the concept of rhetorical questions. I guess you aren't among them.
Are you so dumb you would even answer a rhetorical question?
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>>186131
is this a rhetorical question?
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>>186132
I don't know, is it?
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>>186134
i'm asking you tho
I'm not liking the way this show is starting.
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>>186179
...but they had given me the best seat in the house
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>>186291
you think people would pay for videos of niglets being eatten alive by komodo dragons?
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>>186293
I know I would!
>>184819 (OP) 
The Jewnited-Nigger States of 'Murrica is trash. Any sane White person now realizes that Hitler winning would have be preferable.
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>>186495
Most jewish thing I have ever seen
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>>184947
no, this is kino
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>>187349
Looks like shit
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>>187349
That looks dystopian as hell, it feels like the suburb from Edward Scissorhands.
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>>187349
>>187418
I lived in a new suburb like this for a little while. They're disturbing in a way that's difficult to put into words. They're just surreal.
>>187402
That house looks like a nice place to live in. What you posted is a loud, cramped shithole where you're constantly annoyed by neighbors, have no space for anything and nowhere to park a car. Old european towns may look pretty, but those are actually just commieblocks for peasants from a time before communism was invented. Nobles lived in isolated castles for a reason.
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>>187429
>Old european towns may look pretty, but those are actually just commieblocks for peasants from a time before communism was invented.
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>>187349
It's full of boomers that rev their riding lawnmowers for hours every day.
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>>187444 (checked)
The day every boomer is 6 feet under I will kill myself partying.
>>187440
Try living there and you'll understand. The real comfy places in europe are small villages. Big farm houses with lawns and farmland or forests nearby, huge garages with 2-3 cars each and half-hour drive to nearest town. Too bad it's unaffordable for anyone who didn't inherit it.
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>>187508
>Try living there and you'll understand.
I do
>Big farm houses with lawns and farmland or forests nearby
Also comfy, spend plenty of winters and summers at farmhouses due to having family pretty spread around the country from different financial backgrounds.
They're both comfy, American suburbia is dystopian as fuck just like most of the country.
The fact that everything is made of wood for cheap material and labor even in tornado risk zones makes me physically ill.
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>>187752
>The fact that everything is made of wood for cheap material and labor even in tornado risk zones makes me physically ill.
No, no, no, you're not thinking like a businessman!
That's how you make houses into a form of consumer goods!
Don't you get it now?
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>>187440
>the Walmart cheer
I'd rather be fucking homeless.
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>>187440
shut the fuck up god damn reddit tier niglet declinist retard fuckface
the pic on the right are some 200 year old houses with rotting wood and mold, they have a unique smell of "what is that, cat piss?" when you walk in
they have bedbugs cockroaches mice and flies when you're washing feces of your hands from dealing with mice it splashes back on you from the faucet drains all being slow as fuck
you know fucking nothing and will fit in well at reddit.com/r/fuckcars like the rest of the whiny unhinged communist/fascist faggot cancer normalfags.
literally anywhere you can live is 99% shit, that's what the average human lives like.
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>>187440
European towns are fine, but are two kinds of towns, towns where actual people lives and shitty towns.
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>>187752
I do like brick and stone, but aren't they not very efficient in terms of heating and cooling? I think wood is a better insulator, or can be insuated more effectively.
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>>187944
>sips on corn syrup

>>187959
That's a village
And it's comfy as fuck, you'd know if you had ever been to one.

>>187962
There's this thing called a fireplace...
>>187974
>There's this thing called a fireplace...
Cool does it have bluetooth?
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>>187974
>There's this thing called a fireplace...
Yeah no shit faggot people have those in the US too, his point in asking about insulation was to figure out if stone buildings retain the heat longer or shorter than insulated wood buildings.
>>187959
The Spanish government is literally paying people to inhabit the thousands of tiny villages that are being deserted.
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>>187349
Whether Yurop or the states, I don't want neighbors.
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>>185105
Fuck that guy, his videos are lame.
>>187974
you dont need "corn syrup" when youre taking ivermectin
>its called a fireplace
LARP confirmed, you dont know even the single most basic thing about house design.
>inb4 im just trad bro yeah whatever i do with my limited knowledge is just the best in every way cus i said so
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>>184819 (OP) 
>why?
Tons are neets and when you do have a job that doesn't mean it's a high value one. To go to a better nation than the USA you have to be considered a high value worker. It's not like I can be a min wage worker in another country, that's for their hs kids and shit and it'd damage them to let low level workers in, obviously. If the best of the best you make more money in the USA anyway hence a paradox is formed and most never leave.
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>>184819 (OP) 
>Why
I didn't ask to be born in america, nor did I even ask to be born in  Texas either.
But it beats being born in the UK or any other country that lets me shit talk on the internet.
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>>195073
Have you ever gone to jail for looking at unrealistic drawings?
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>>195074
WTF I love Oregon now.
Also that's more likely to happen in the UK.
>>195074
This may come as a shock to you but law enforcement in the USA doesn't give a single shit about cartoon porn. With like two exceptions the cases where anyone was charged for having that material was initially arrested for actual CP or molesting real children, because like with seatbelt laws it's only ever enforced to supplement a worse charge.
Meanwhile in the UK the government actively hunts down cartoon porn while actively and openly ignoring shitskin rape gangs that hurt thousands of actual children.
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>>195110
UK basically ignores crime but suppresses free speech and related (like demonstrations). Because the later are actually dangerous to the status quo, whereas crime mostly just hurts plebs.
The plebs are also not allowed to defend themselves at all. They're expected to depend entirely on the police (who doesn't serve their interests).
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>>195117
The UK is a very sttange place in terms of being a police state. How do you simultaneously have the most pathetic cops on the planet yet also have the native population in utter subjugation? Do brits just like having their necks stepped on?
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>>195125
Never forget the horrors of Rotherham. Never again
>>195125
uk government has some deep knowledge of divide and conquer tactics from the days of it's foreign holdings. it's as if when the empire folded they started employing those tactics domestically out of habit.
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>>195110
And yet Aliexpress won't send it's dolls the USA nor does Amazon have any dolls anymore. Why? Laws were passed against this thing we are talking about. 2d cannot be measured by height and also isn't being bought so.... I guess they "don't care">
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>>195157
Have you tried otonaJP or dollter.com?
You should try shops specialized on loli dolls rather than fucking amazon.
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>>195125
Saudi Arabia owns UK.
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>>195196
First version of reply: 

I'm scared of putting my bank info into sites that no one can review. A random imageboard user tells you to make crystals or delete system32 and I'm all like 'naw' but redditors don't let people discuss vendors and I hate social media so...... I never hardly get to use x new site. I should make a second bank account and just 'try it' but you do realize I'm a lazy asshole that gets stressed over literally OCD level shit. If I lose a pen I lose my mind, having a second card, where will I keep it? It will drive me mad before I even have it because there are so many bank choices and I chose NONE, my empoyer FORCED me to have a bank card. Anyway, thank you for the suggestion. I'll browse the two sites on my naughty vpn device and maybe later use my prim and proper device to buy it....... of which, anxiety. I do need a naughty card for the naughty cumputer, needs a bitcoin wallet it does, but will I actually go and do it? Naw. I'm saving up in case we're all canned right now, sadly, or I'd buy one for 500 usd easy. I mean, I trusted muzzleloaders and they put out, I love my gun :) and they left a box that actually said EXPLOSIVES and were supposed to have me sign but didn't. I laff. I just need to get drunk and order one then I can finally cuddle as I sleep. It'd be a pain cleaning it so I'd mostly cuddle it or press against it while cumming in my coverse. I'm a creature of habit obviously.

tl;dr: I'm a creature of habits that doesn't like new things. Pun intended (oh shit!). Get it? New things? It's a loli joke to go with the anti new site thing I typed. 

Second version of reply:

The point was that amazon and ali used to have a good selection of dolls and now they have literally zero, for the US anyway. Using vpn I still see them outside of the US for ali. I should not have to use a new site no one knows anything about especially if it means I am more likely to be spotted, more likely to be arrested, and about the pigs and real shit they could just plant the real shit don't be a fucking fool about this. My point was that they care and act like they're real, the dolls, one reason I used the silly nippon porn as a sort of visual pun. They care and that forces the one buying it to care, and when taking care one first hesitates. I'm saving up anyway in case I'm canned. 

Third version of reply:

Hmm..... I don't have money right now but I'm sure to eventually learn to use the Internet some day and actually have fun... I probably have seen someone post it before but didn't have money at the time. I feel like I have learned helplessness very often in life. thanks for the sites. I will browse them later. 

Fourth version of reply:

Hell many I was just bored and talking shit. I ain't draggint that shit around and giving myself sciatica, a fucked up foot and or knee, fuck that it needs to walk and make me a damned sandwhich if it's gonna cost that much holyshitgoddamn
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>decide to browse them
>first one
>dolls look kinda shit
>one looks good
>click
<Web server is returning an unknown error Error code 520 
>second one
<no online ordering blah blah email me so I can blah blah
<oh well dolls look great tho
I guess that second one.... but I like the faceless ones from the first one being under 400. I can just give it a mask. I'd go with the under 400 faceless one and I'm not fucking it anyway so I don't need to buy that onahole seperate. I'll just pump my plush covers as usual, dry is cleaner. Who wants to be all wet and smell and sticky? Yuck! And it'd smell like a guy afterwards. No thanks. Cuddle only, molest only, and I'll be clothed and a blanket will seperate us. And yes I am a psi pefectly sane individual. Then again taking care of the face would be a pain. cuddling in the dark it'd ideal for. But Rei or Asuka model if I had to choose.....

sage for double posting
>>195480
>I should not have to use a new site no one knows anything about especially if it means I am more likely to be spotted
If anything you're less likely to get spotted since it's a smaller company that prioritizes discretion and It's better to support smaller companies than have all products centralized on Ali and Amazon.
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>>195493
Perhaps you are right. I'm afraid they'll shut down my visa and such. In the US all you have to do is order a popper to get in trouble.
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>>187976
>facebook level
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At least they have Hollywood and the alliance with Israel and France, right?
>>196012
>later
<holy shit I'm blind!
>>186092
The mutt is looking like the cockroaches from Terra Formars
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The US regime indoctrination and establishment enforced conformity had nothing on the USSR's. 
We can now witness how all those institutions that raped and pillaged around the globe to keep the hogs fat and happy has turned on it's own citizens. A citizenry who accented to lying, cheating, stealing, toppling regimes, manipulating economies, etc, as long they where the ones benefited from it.
Now they reap their just reward.
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>>184831
>Children starve to death because of landwhales like this one.
There's nothing of value that she's eating though, if you gave that to some starving kid in a third world shithole they'd get sick and likely throw it all back up afterwords after an hour or two. There's a reason why the most prosperous nigger nations are the ones that actually outright reject US foreign aid because they've caught on to the fact that our diets consist of soybean oil and large amounts of sugar or processed sugar substitutes, we're just used to this garbage kinda like how Koalas are used to eating poisonous leaves.

>>184840
>nah I just hate fatties
Wahhhhhh it's his penal gland!!!!! It's her thyroid!!!! It's purely genetic and has noththing to do with corn syrup or spraying our crops with shit linked to cancer and autism!!!!! YOU FUKCING FATPHOBE BIGGOT!!!! HEALTHY AT EVER SIZE, she can eat MCdonalds every day... Ignore the fact that these people start wheezing and sweating after just combing a single flight of like ten stairs because THEY'RE ACTUALLY HEALTHY!!!!! The US government effectively handing control of school lunches to a hand full of corporations is good, Monsanto/Bayer employees being in charge of the department of agriculture is good!!!!!!!!!

>>186025
>There was a news story I watched years ago of a man living in the middle of fucking nowhere, Idaho that he was trapped in for all of Winter and he still needed government permits and inspection to use a water mill to generate his own electricity.
Gotta link to this by any chance?
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>>198939
It is genetic
In the past if the woman was fat, she would have died trying to give birth, but that doesn't happen anymore thanks to medicine and the genes that make people fat keep getting double down on every generation
>>198939
>Wahhhhhh it's his penal gland!!!!! It's her thyroid!!!! It's purely genetic
Fat people consume a disproportional amount of TV and other passive content therefor advertisers are reluctant to criticize them or imply their health problems are their own fault. That's a boomer theory I heard on how fat people became a protect class.
>>194776
You literally live from the tax money the government steals from workers and you think that's "basic human decency"? Fuck communists are retarded.
>>195125
The police are too pathetic to deal with real crime but instead they go after people for saying stuff on the internet and most of the population are so cucked and retarded they go along with it.
Hilarious thread. Even here in the webring the americanmutt mods are the worst, they can't handle banter and the true.
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