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Alright /b/ros, this is it, the end of Rorygelion.
Pretty much everything Rory said was a fucking Jojo reference. He spouted every overused meme. Kono Dio Da, Speedwagon, Next you'll say, Awaken my masters, Ora Ora Ora. He became a real-life redditor. Hell, he eventually spent his GBP on a Jotaro hat, and had an obnoxious crush on Jolyne. And as I've stated before, "hiding your power level" was a foreign concept to him. He once texted me that he had heard his bitch mommy getting fucked by his new chaddy daddy, presumably in a desperate final attempt to start over and place a new baby in her aging uterus before her ovaries dry up completely. In the phone call that followed, He said he could "hear the bedsprings creaking" or something like that. But by far the dumbest thing he ever attempted to do was well, let me explain...
Keep in mind I was 15 and he was 14, his ugly gf was 13 or something. But he told me in a phone call that he wanted to sneak off to Japan and HAVE SEX with his girlfriend because of the low age of consent. I distinctly remember chimping out on him and telling him he was fucking stupid. Keep in mind his bitch mommy would NEVER agree to take him to Nipland, but I still didn't trust him not to act retarded. So, it begs the question, why was I still friends with this faggot? Desperation. I was pretty lonely at the time (still am), and I didn't have many friends, so I took what I could get, it's how I've always operated. But his autism eventually wore on me. His obsession with Jojo became an obsession with boy's love. He claimed to be "bIsExUaL" which I responded to with "No you're not". But what did it for me was the time he sent me uncensored Jolyne porn at school. I got pissed and dropped him like a hot potato (spergs still count as potatos, right?). After that he would regularly chase me around school, desperate to get me back. I tried to drown him out, I really did. But eventually, I came crawling back to him. I hate to admit it, but I did it like the beta I am. I eventually snapped back to my senses and rid myself of him for good. His most notable attempt to squeeze his way back into my life was the time he used his bitch mommy's phone number to fucking text me. Lol, LMAO even. But after high school, he kind of vanished. I don't know where he is now, or if he's even in college/employed, but the most recent update I saw was a 2022 facebook post from bitch mommy. She had posted a picture of the man himself, he had lost a LOT of weight, but he was wearing a Jolyne shirt, so some things never change, I guess.
But that's the last of Rory. I don't know where he is or what happened to him. I have no clue if he's still with his gf, I don't even know her name, but I presume the two broke up. Just an assumption.
TL;DR: I inadvertently turned a sex-addicted sperg into a Jojo-obsessed faggot.