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Just watched detachment. It was kikeshit.

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>>181098 (OP) 
>It was kikeshit.
>American History X
Are you surprised? What did you expect from ((( Hollywood )))?
>>181098 (OP) 
>a permanent general for him and him only
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Welcome to autism, it proliferates on /b/.
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it was kikeshit
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nobody cares or asked
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poster here, correction, it was kino.
bajoo 2: jooshit joogaloo
I’m a tad surprises you can bring yourself to watch these films to begin with, I don’t even bother trying to watch western media anymore.
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>find movie poster
>post it here
>call it kikeshit
>rinse and repeat
You don't have to watch anything to do this and he probably doesn't.
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Is it so hard for you to believe that i watch movies and then review them?
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No, it's also not hard to believe you do what >>182406 said either.
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it was kikeshit. Noticed atleast 2 instances of it which was kind of weird considering what the movie is about. They just cant help themselves can they?
suck it!
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It seems to me you'll have a hard time finding western movies that meet your standards.
Have you considered enjoying some Noboru Iguchi kino instead?
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Have you considered not having literally shit taste Jack?
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It's a century old silent film that's pretty good.
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Have you watched 'M'
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I didnt like it. I actually thought it was quite bad
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it was terrible
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It was beautiful. I liked it
this wigger has watched more movies in a month than i have in my life
>take my self-admitted low effort thread seriously
No lol you haven't watched any of this shit at all.
I care. I also ask that OP continues to post.
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i didnt like it. There was a surprising amount of sexual innuendos for a kids movie! I thought the intro song was good.
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Could only tolerate about 25 minutes of the movie. It was kikeshit
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I haven't watched any movies in over a year. I think the last one was Sherlock Holmes: Hound of the Baskervilles (from 1939). Just don't have any interest in recent stuff.
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Absolutely kikeshittian. Its funny that i had this image saved on my pc aswell that was not accurate at all. I had my noticeor sensor dialed up even higher and the only things i noticed was that there was alot of sexual references and they said kosher one time which ticked me off since its a jewish word.
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Certified bajoo
>Shameless money-grab made out of shitty mobile game.
>Zomg It's actually goyslop guys!
What a surprise.
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It was kikeshit
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Rewatched this last week.  I recommend it to see what fucked-up people and boomer leftists are like, and also the life of someone who's dedicated their existence to breathing and sleeping their craft.
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i didnt like it
Its on my list. I shall be watching it soon
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Blues Brothers? More the Jew Brothers. Seriously though, this is a film that is supposed to be a classic. I found it to be painfully unfunny and just plain stupid. And I like stupid just so we're clear. I enjoyed the Naked Gun movies and you can't get more stupid than that. But this was a slog to watch. It was honestly very forgettable. I can't even pinpoint things I didn't like because I can't remember any; even though I saw it a few days ago. People who genuinely like SNL have something wrong with them.
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Everyone praises Airplane as another comedy classic but when I watched it almost a decade ago I found it to be outdated. Maybe I should rewatch it.
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I didn't see the movie, but there's a nice platform game.
Actually that's often how it ended up for me. I seldom watched movies, but played games based on them. But now I just don't watch new movies or play new games at all.
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I liked the gags in Airplane, but the overarching story did get a bit dull. In terms of older parody movies, I think my favorite is Top Secret. Not a big fan of the musical interludes, but I do like that tongue in cheek humor. The poster is pretty terrible too.
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There's definitely outdated jokes in there but a lot of them are still funny. Whenever someone says they have a drinking problem I think of that movie.
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Fuck Airplane. Its kikeshit.
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Coming to America is genuinely my favorite romantic comedy.
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i kind of liked it
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Where's all the People Of POCs? This looks racist.
You're kikeshit, only a kike would screech this much.
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it was kikeshit
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Yep... I'm thinking it's bajoo
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i didnt like it
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it was kikeshit
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Was it? I quite enjoyed the book my self.
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it was kikeshit. it was also really fucking retarded
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it was kikeshit
No you did not. That book was so dry I feel like I need to make a vagina joke about it but being around the OP makes my IQ drop
kike enabler
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Does that mean he's double bajoo?
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>Didn't like the Siege 
Shit taste fags, don't bother with the sequel, it sucks ass.
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i liked the sequel more
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>the Siege
That's The Raid tho and I did like it. I was just giving the proper and officially official stamp of [quality level]joo. I get paid in stamps for this don't you dare question me about it.
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it was kikeshit
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the raid 2: confirmed bajoogaloo
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could only make it 20 minutes in. It was kikeshit
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Is every movie you don't like "kikeshit" or is there genuine kike propaganda in them?
to be fair, in anon's defense
most western movies are indeed kiked
I only call the movies kikeshit if there is kike propaganda in them
It's overcompensation.
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It was kikeshit. For a disney movie you would also expect a certain quality but this movie was just really really shitty.
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I could only last an hour or so. It was kikeshit. I know i should've known from the movie title alone but the trailer was interesting enough for me to give it a watch.
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it was kikeshit. Turned it off after 40 minutes.
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it was kikeshit
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We're gonna need a big ol' bajoo foghorn at this rate.
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not bad
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How much kikeshit on scale 1-10
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3.1415926535 out of 10
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it was kikeshit
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it was kikeshit
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i didnt like it
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But is it kikeshit?
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The movie was kikeshit. My bad for not letting you all know. Its just i was unsure of whether or not to say that and i posted my opinion on the movie before it ended.
Yes it was kikeshit. Its literal demon worship in it. Thats literal kikeshit
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To add on to this. The demons name is fucking "calcifer". Not being subtle in the slightest are we?
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Almost all movies produced by Hollywood are kike shit to varying degrees. White man movies like LoTR are rare, in fact, I'm amazed such a movie trilogy was ever allowed to be made, hell, even weinstein was producer for it, you know that kike that raped so much it became public,
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The Kike shit has also tended to get worse overtime >>186302 Frieren would slay him lol.
How does it compare to spy family?
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Well this movie is more violent and explicit. And it has this certain 2000s vibe to it.
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>Don't mistake spirit for skill, young one. I promise you will not set foot on the Dragon Gem's inner circle. Not even a toe.
Young daughter, 1/2 his height and 1/3 his weight kicks him backward before she loses.
>Like I said, not one foot on the inner circle.
Cut to big toe touching inner circle.
>Raya... I probably should've said two feet.
Bravo, Yidsney.
>My bad for not letting you all know
We're all already aware you're a retard. Nips don't have the same views on gods/demons/spirits as you do idiot.
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kikeshit. Only watched it due to interest in the sexy lady. Turns out she wasnt very sexy and the movie was boring as fuck.
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only made it 30 minutes in and theres already been kikeshit. Im not even going to bother continuing.
Its not my fault that hollywood is obsessed with their jewish propaganda.
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It was pretty good. Interesting how the story/time progressed.
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i didnt like it
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How much kiked?
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White man hero gets white girl in the end... so... not much? But I could be overlooking something that our reviewbro can point out
terribly unfunny
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it was kikeshit
Maybe it's time to find a different hobby
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You know he's not even watching most of these right?
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it was extremely boring
So what? I can download some shit and play it for two seconds on a video player too. When you actually elaborate you're wrong far more often than you're right.
Its not like i want movies to be kikeshit. Its not like i want movies to be bad. I want to watch movies that i enjoy just like anyone else.
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it was kikeshit
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it was kikeshit
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it was kikeshit
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is it kikeshit?
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It's a great movie about two scholars, a father and a son, and the difficult relationship they have due to academic and intergenerational rivalry and differences. There are one or two comedic scenes but they just underline the overally serious tone of the movie.
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it was kikeshit
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it was kikeshit. racemixing propaganda
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At first it was a I liked it, then it was a It was okay and then it turned into a It was meh. It finally morphed into a I didnt like it. I actually enjoyed the first hour or so.
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it was kikeshit. fuck whoever recommended this. It was just so fucking bad.
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i didnt like it
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Not as bad as your taste nigger.
no you're just a gay nigger
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This might be the funniest movie I've ever seen. A lot of gut busting laughter.
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Pretty good. I recommend it.
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you forgot your butthurt cream
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Absolute kikeshit, turned it off after 20 minutes.
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*sniff sniff* yep thats bajoo
bajoo but.... goo? goojoo?
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Can't be helped.
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It was kikeshit
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it was terrible
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It was kikeshit, overt tranny propaganda.
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It was really good, I liked it and recommend it.
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troll posts made by someone who is not OP
(You) are kikeshit
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No assistance needed.
dragon bajoo zee confirmed bajoo
ba, but not joo?
boohoojoo post
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It was ok
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>Reviews I don't like are trolls
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>watches the japanese equivalent of capeshit, made for children and with zero integrity or artistic value
>not only gets mad, but believes it was made by jews
I keep coming back to this stupid fucking thread and that's more than I can say about the rest of this board.
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Its not a genuine review. Dont worry. I'll soon review it myself.
It is a funny thread despite the simplicity of the retardation. Reminds me of /tv/ back when that board was actually fun and not just some containment hellhole for spam and /cow/ drama.
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it was kikeshit
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it was okay
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It was cakeshit
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it was kikeshit
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it was kikeshit
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made it 25 minutes in. Its kikeshit. Fuck Ben Affleck.
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confirmed bajoo
confirmed baffleck
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it was very boring
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i didnt like it
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watch the 1993 mario movie or no balls
Good opinion for once.
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i didnt like it
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It really wasn't that good, I don't know why /tv/ used to recommend it back when that board was actually about television and film and not posting gay porn and /cow/ shit.
What made it so?
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I dont remember
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it was terrible
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Yall going to watch the nigger magic movie
It looks retarded
kung bajoo
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it was kikeshit
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Im going to start reviewing tv shows aswell.
In the first ep some bitch talked about sexism and then i also noticed that the brown people live in "antarctica" because that makes sense? And the bad people (white) also ontop of being white wear devil masks and white face paint aswell.
Its kikeshit.
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As always nostalgiafaggots are always wrong
wannabe animu
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>In the first ep
Watch all of it. The first season is the most lackluster; it picks up from season 2 afterwards.
>And the bad people (white)
Who are you referring to?
There's a reason that it used to be called "animesque".
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>Watch all of it. The first season is the most lackluster; it picks up from season 2 afterwards.
I have absolutely 0 interest in watching feminist propaganda.
>Who are you referring to?
Fire Nation
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You're going to love The Legend of Korra
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Out of all the shit you review, its westoid  cuckold shit. You could be reviewing basedime and informing us of good and bad anime
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Soon enough. Once i reach a certain point of my movie list i will start with anime. Probably in a few months or so.
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You should start with Akira, nice entry point movie.
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Really funny for the first 5 episodes. It was always kikeshit but got progressively more kikeshitty and unfunny as the show went on. By season 2 it was completely unfunny and i dropped it after 1 and a half episodes.
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When I saw it, it made me feel, but I also thought about how pozzed it felt at the same time. That's a lot of media though huh? It has appealing elements that attracts people who are inclined to notice it, but filters out the more vigilant viewers and leaves the weak faggots or fluoridated mouth breathers who can't, or willingly won't be repulsed by the kikery. That's how most Adult Swim and similar content seem like to me, hijacking creativity and essence and allowing it to warp into something gay and unrecognizable, including the creators of the stuff themselves.
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I'm pretty sure you're supposed to watch zero-effort AS slot-filler content like this while you're on substances, they're not really intended to be barebacked.
Shouldn't take him long, he watches maybe ten minutes on average and then tosses things aside. Then he'll get to cuckime and have a fuckin aneurysm.
>The Life and Times of Tim
mit fo semit dna efil eht
<Reverse again
eht efil dna semit fo mit
>The evil DNA semite of time.
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It's supposed to be a parody of a noir detective. Its garbage. Watched 1 episode and a few mintues of the second one and all that happened was some retarded weed "comedy". Unfunny garbage
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watched like 1 ep. It was kikeshit
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You can tell from that image alone it's bajoo, that dude's a full on yid. Never heard of it either.
Despite being the most transparent hipster gardenhouse geek movie it's the best one and not insufferable as would be expected.
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watched 1 episode. It was kikeshit
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That's not a review. Your opinion is worthless.
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>it was kikeshit
>I don't know, I can't remember
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It was fucking garbage
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It was kino.
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The action was great, the plot actually focused on the kaijus this time, half the main cast was white (to my knowledge), and they brought back best girl Mothra.
As far as kike shit goes, it was pretty high end. It's too bad that it got cucked in the box office by Minus One, but I think that this is a fine place to end the series either way.
t. not OP
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It was okayish. It focused more on Kong than Godzilla.
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To be fair, I wouldn't know where to go with Godzilla. He goes ape nigger on pretty much any other kaiju.
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it was strange. Didnt really lile it
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A movie about a jewish suburban family made by a jewish director that isn't subversive but still markedly jewish about an ugly brat who is picked on by the whole school for being ugly and insufferably meek and treated somewhat unfairly by her family.  It's one of those movies that trivializes and deconstructs everything in the story via its tone which makes sense since it was originally titled Faggots and Retards (which is what made me watch it), and has no resolution to whatever the fuck its message was if not just being a movie for people who could simply relate to it; a movie with little attachment as the protagonist was written to not be morally above her antagonizers.
>easy A
For a teen sex comedy it was quite good, only for Emma Stone's charisma, good looks, and tastefully-sized boobs.
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zzzchan needs a /tv/ board
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>it was strange. Didnt really lile it
Sure, but was it kikeshit?
>paint fingernail black
>woah im a tranny now, my entire life is changed
>something something the other day a cis white male told me something something
>yeah vote proposition 123!!!

vs you
>woah i browsed a thread about tv on an imageboard
>something something kino something something
>vote net neutrality or some shit!!
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gonna need chatgpt's take on this
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just watched What a Way to Go! it was alright with a few funny bits. mightve been better with norma jean
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>A new york city jew's neuroses, perversions, and sexual fantasies.
My least favorite genre of film.
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actual kikeshit
Its sad that i cant review more movies. My chair is simply too bad for me to enjoy a movie.
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