/b/ - Random

Bar soap could be better.

>>175162
Ain't that true. It's not the same anymore.

>>175162
>>175163
I think it's good enough now, the fuck's wrong with it?

>>175159 (OP) 
>this isn't meant to be some kind of indirect, passive-aggressive nudge or critique of anything on the board or anyone here
It clearly is. 
>I just want to do this for no particular reason.
No you don't.

>>175164
One issue I can identify with brand we always bought is that years ago it used to come in pink, at some point they phased out the pink in favor of white, I assume in order to save money and maximize profits, and now every time it slips out of my hands in the shower it takes my eyes more than a second to find it on the white ceramic floor. It's an extra minor inconvenience.

>>175165
Well, you're entitled to have your own opinion, I'm not going to hold it against you.

>>175169
That sounds like a personal issue, are you sure the brand has completely stopped selling pink soap? Maybe the place where you buy it just stopped stocking it. Also, get your eyes checked.

>>175172
Nah they definitely don't make it pink anymore, it's been a solid few years since I've last seen it in pink anywhere and my dad used to know a guy who's wife worked at one of their factories and she told us they had indeed gotten rid of the pink coloring.

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>>175176
>>175172
Do you guys seriously care about using anything else than a plain bar of featureless soap?

>>175177
It was easier to spot, plus I liked the color.

>>175170
> I'm not going to hold it against you.
Yes you are.

>>175178
>>175178
>easier to spot
I shower in pitch darkness. I realized it is much relaxing without all the light reflecting off the tiles assaulting my eyes.

>>175180
You don't know that.
>>175181
You know what, maybe I'll try, I don't think I've ever done that.

>>175182
>You don't know that.
Yes I do.

>>175177
Not really, I use whatever is cheapest. Right now I'm using one of those in your pic. I like the smell even if it's plain.

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But why a square when triangles would be obviously superior? Why a bar to begin with? Bar hopping, barred from, candy bar, bars on a cell, bar that's a shape, but why? Bars when triangles are mythic.

>>175297
A rectangular shape is easier to hold.

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>>175317
>t. square

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I can't believe sturgeon went out and committed a mass shooting. He fell for the glownigger psyop! If you know you know. It's that time of the month again.

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>>175354
Some of us were school shooters but not with a gun. Is he gonna find glowniggers and then gonna cum? Huh?

>>175357
I still think it's funny that multiple fags fapped to that girl thinking she was a dude.

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>>175379
>fags
>but it was a girl
Further evidence that being gay is a social construct and not actually a genetic illness.

>>175380
Some fags like bears and/or dick, but a lot of the self proclaimed "gays" of today are just addicted to sex. They only fuck men because men are easier except they only fuck men that look like women.

>>175382
source?

What's funny is that there's already a philosophy thread up.

>>175379
So, what, it's just a bad case of manjaw?

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>>175693
>no boobs
>bad makeup
>wig 
>wig is also covering her forehead 
>overbearing contacts
>poor taste in female fashion
>it''s a lip sink video hiding her actual voice
<just her jowl???

>>175806
>>poor taste in female fashion
That's every single modern woman.

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>>175810
Post good female fashion. Do not disappoint me.

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I am mentally scarred from learning about the waffle stomp surprise game.

>>175831
Thigh high leg stockings, arm stockings, a choker, and nothing else.

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>>175889
>hooker esque is fashion
A lack of a dress code means that's not fashion at all. 
>>175886
Is that related to the piss sinkers game wherein you see which girl likes your urine after pissing in her sink during a date at her place but the shower version to see if she's into anal?

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>>175831
A blouse and pencil skirt never disappoint.

>>175928
Do you hate cats, too?

Thomas Covenant is a good book series?

Is Wrist a drug addicted cross-dresser?

>>175159 (OP) 
Kill posers, Behead posers. Roundhouse kick a poser into the concrete. Slam dunk a poser into the trashcan. Crucify wimpy emos. Defecate in a posers food. Launch posers into the sun. Toss posers into active volcanoes. Feed posers to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant black posers. Judo throw posers into a wood chipper. Karate chop posers in half. Urinate into a posers gas tank. Stir fry posers in a wok. Report posers to the IRS. Sodomize posers with a metal pipe. Pistol whip a poser.
https://endchan.gg/metal/catalog.html

>>176047
>urinate into gas tank
But why not sugar?

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Despite being a chronic masturbator for more than half my life, not being circumcised meant I never had to clean my dick cheese from my dick head because I was born with phimosis and so every time I piss my foreskin fills up with pee until the pressure builds up and becomes too much and then it shoots it out along with whatever cum residues might've been trapped in. I'll never have sex because I'll never get surgery for it but at least I don't have to clean up.

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>>176177
Why would it stop you from having sex?

>>176179
My dick head doesn't come out, when I'm jacking off I know how far the strokes have to go in order not to hurt myself, during sex, I doubt so. Plus isn't most  of the appeal the dick head rubbing skinless inside the vegana? I wouldn't know I never had sex.

>>176177
Phimosis can be cured without surgery. I avoided the horrors of circumcision since a nurse gave me advice when I was a kid.
So basically, over the course of a couple of months or more, when you take warm showers, you gently try to pull your foreskin back. Over time, the foreskin streches, not unlike the (arguably retarded) way some idiots strech their earlobes or some African tribes stretch their lower lips.
Personal hygiene is indeed important. The fact that showers exist is the best counterargument against the made-up health benefits of circumcision.

>>176218
>health benefits of circumcision.
8/10 times it's a sad motherfucker angry he got his dick chopped trying to make excuses to comfort himself. 
Source: my ass.

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>>176220
There are no health benefits to circumcision, or if there are they are outweighed by the health problems caused by the traumatic mutilation ritual and/or the mutilation itself.
t. sad motherfucker angry he got his dick chopped

>>176218
>since a nurse gave me advice when I was a kid

==ARA ARA=

REAL IMPORTANT QUESTION

What kind of jam do you like the most on your toast? I personally prefer strawberry jam.

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>>176233
Butter and butter alone. The butter should also be applied before toasting so as to achieve a superior maillard.

>>176233
FUCK STRAWBERRY
Cherry preserves or boysenberry. Else you get the fuck out.

>I avoided the horrors of circumcision since a nurse gave me advice when I was a kid
I had to go through all those foreskin shenenigans when i was sixteen. Pulling back the foreskin was the easy part. Now getting over how fucking sensitive the head is was a real challenge. I wasn't cumming in three seconds, it was just plainly fucking painful to touch. 
Lots of effort was wasted on rigorous exercise. Little to no gain from it. i still haven't penetrated a single pussy. If you are just jerking off with phimosis then it's just as fine as without it, There is some cum getting stuck though 
>my foreskin fills up with pee until the pressure builds up and becomes too much and then it shoots it out along with whatever cum residues might've been trapped in
A small amount stays trapped under foreskin, i don't know if it really matters.

>>176244
>someone has a foreskin issue
>he didn't even try to fap until 16

>he didn't even try to fap until 16
I started fapping before 16, i think somewhere around 12. But it didn't help much.

Why is OP such a fgt

Why does Sturgeon is such a faggot, does anyone have any clues???

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>look up a slang term with even a mild amount of political connotations
>get a link to a RationalWiki page with a blurb so angry and bitter that I can almost smell the pus dripping off of the infected hairhole

>>176398
Which slang, faggot?

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>>175159 (OP) 
What are you listening to, anon?

Why do we pee when we poop? Why wouldn't it all come from the same hole?

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>>176295
I am circumcised but by the time I was like 8ish I was already playing with it. It sounds like people of whom have issues with their foreskin are just really.... I don't how to say it nicely.... meant to be celibate?

>>176408
>=by the time I was like 8ish I was already playing with it
It doesn't really matter when you start playing with it. I think how you are playing with it plays the most significant role. 
>I am circumcised
Then it doesn't fucking matter, no phimosis and your exposed dick head is rubbing against your closes all the time. 
>It sounds like people of whom have issues with their foreskin are
>meant to be celibate?
Yeah, just like people with acne and shitty jaws. 
It's mostly just shit luck. All three of those can be prevented if you pay attention to them before it's too late.

>>176411
>paying attention to your jaw makes it bigger but only if you do it in time

>>176404
1 Because the same sphincter controls both;
2 You need to pee way more often than you need to poo, and it would be inconvenient to poo all the time.

>>176425
What's up with birds then?

>>177161
don't got it

>>176238
You look like this and say this.

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can you make a sentence that looks like it's attempting to argue/discuss something but it never gets to the point and just keeps circling around a non existing topic forever? once I called a friend of mine on the phone and spent 10 minutes straight doing this without any explanation and he was so confused and kept trying to cut me off to ask what the fuck I was even talking about because I made a point to sound mad and confrontational, until he caught on and understood I was pulling his leg.

>>176349
a mystery for the ages

I used to be a late night person and sleep in all the time but now I'm a early sleeper and early morning waker. Honestly my parents hate me either way no matter how quiet I am when they sleep. I like early mornings because i am an introvert and most peaceful time of day

>>181019
>because i am an introvert
I think that anyone on obscure Japanese comic book forums with <8 users is bound to be an introvert, no need to clarify that.

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>>176233
Slatko od jagoda

>>181022
Are you Croatian

>>181022
>CocaCola branded 0.5l screw on can
??????

>>181023
Da naravno

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>>181026
Coca-cola made tons of glassware for promotional reasons.

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>>181030
>software
>hardware
>glazeware
>greenware
>leatherware
>glassware
>ceramics/pottery......>
>look up how many words end in ware
oh shi-- https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-that-end-in-ware

>>181100 (me)
accidentally the >>181027

>>175178
Not going to link all those posts, but can't you just melt the bar soap and mix red into it then just cast it into some box shaped mold?

I always buy green soap myself.

>>175159 (OP) 
Almost two months and not even 100 replies... how miserable.

>Be me
>Get a stiffy
>Must relieve myself
>Go on Rule34
>Look for porn of Lucina
>See multiple images of Lucina getting fucked by spiderman
>Don't have a stiffy anymore
I hate autists.

>>184201
I know, I know, should've used gelbooru or something. But sometimes there's good shit on Rule34, if you dig through the degenerate shit, political virtue signalling, and overabundance of niggers. Now that I'm typing this, yeah I'm never using R34 again.

>>184203
Gelbooru is still pretty shit unless you only use it to view art from specific, decent artists. Even if you blacklist a lot of bad tags, casual browsing is painful because of all the westoid trash that belongs on Deviantart. If only there was a way to filter all non-Japanese or at least westoid ''''artwork""...
For casual browsing I'd rather use yande.re, the average artwork is much better there. Though it's tag-starved and you may not find specific stuff.
I never really had interest in Danbooru because they only allow you to search 2 tags at a time and they hide loli stuff unless you hand them your shekels, but maybe it can otherwise be good.

>>184224
How about Pixiv? I just my Lucy porn without the capeshit, honestly

>>184229
I never used it much because of its ((( modern web design ))) and requiring an account for 18+ artwork, but it may be good.
Though there's a lot of stuff artists put on their "fanbox" that you can view for free on boorus.

PS: Actually, I think yande.re requires an account for explicit artwork too, but you can easily bypass this by disabling ((( JavaScript )))

>>184233
I'll keep it in mind.

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Beef sausage is better than pork sausage.

I don't know why anyone would eat pork sausage.

>>184224
I couldn’t find any Lucy on yande.re. Are there any other places I’m just missing? I’m only really looking for straight stuff, extremely vanilla stuff, I’m boring I know.

>>184238
What about chicken sausage?

>>184238
Not because it's cheaper? Horse salami is usually pricey, right?

>>184246
White women get horse salami for free

>>184193
I know right? And yet I just had to hide a thread that's just 'well' and it's furfag shit that's got over 100. However, bitching is going to kill the thread. Bad ambiance.

>>184238
I concur. I'd name the best hotdog but that'd be advertising. Package is green and yellow and it's all beef inside. I like it with dill relish, ketchup, and mustard. Very basic and yet if you never have a hotdog it ends up tasting better than anything else. They are literally Jesus. 
>>184242
You can't just break logic like that. Then again they have turkey jerky....

>>181012
>ten minutes to catch on
Sounds like he has a lot of shit to hide from you.

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>>184272
>They are literally Jesus.
he died for our sins...

>>184275
What's with Facebook using hotdogs as censors in photos? I don't get the obsession with hotdogs

>>175928
Thigh gap...

>>184241
You mean Lucina from Fire Emblem, right?
https://yande.re/post?tags=lucina_%28fire_emblem%29
Also Gelbooru https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lucina_%28fire_emblem%29 , I took a glance at the first 3 pages and it wasn't as abysmal as I expected.

PS: just looked at the Gelbooru search on a private browser window (so no blacklisted tag cookies), and I found bad shit. You may want to add some tags to your blacklist on https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=account&s=options . I'll give you some of mine...
bara yaoi male_focus trap androgynous fat dark*skin* pregnant belly plump furry 3d guro real_life scat tentacles futanari
Also, if you want to view loli stuff, you need to enable "Display all site content" on that page. That also enables stuff like guro, but you can just blacklist it like I did.

>>184283
 >This content is not available in your country

Gelbooru  is the gayest site and VPNs are blocked too.

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It's the 90's and you just spent all ur money on an 3DO. It came with one game: Hello Kitty. Then 3DO goes out of business. Are you a bad enuff dude to beat Hello Kitty?

>>184276
>knowing what fakebook is like 
I assumed it was a zonz edit myself.

>>184389
My dad doesn't know shit about the internet and constantly ask me to post photos for him on his account

>>184425
Hello again. My actual father does not know anything about the Internet. He has no facebook and I'm trying to get him to stop using jewtube, especially to comment. Why would you help someone in your family be tracked, studied, manipulated like  cattle?

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>>175159 (OP) 
Maybe this is not a "utterly irrelevant, vague and inconclusive" topic, but why do some people refer to the jewish god/yahweh as "volcano demon"?
I used this term a couple times because I find it funny, but I don't know what does it have to do with anything.

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What is the story behind picrel?

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>>188360
I don't know, but she is a cosplayer called Saya cosplaying Shibata Yuna from final fantasy X
I did reverse image search and found a gelbooru wiki that says the following:

>She passed away on 15th March 2011 at 05:27AM due to an accident, the circumstances of which have not been disclosed to the public.
>She did not commit suicide.
>She did not die due to the 2011 Sendai earthquake and tsunami.
>May she rest in peace.

There lots of links attached, some deep lore here anon: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=wiki&s=&s=view&id=27362

>>188363
I guess everyone dies one day. Still weird, the screencap has February 2004 dates, while the booru mentions March 2011. Was she half-dead for 7 years?
>There lots of links attached
And almost all of them are dead, not even an archive.org backup. I hate the internet.

>>188384
>the screencap has February 2004 dates, while the booru mentions March 2011
i noticed that, and my confirmation bias took over, "this should be some weird american date format, is impossible"

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>You will never have the  fun of your life with terrorist holding you at gunpoint for ransom treating you like a king only to be released and tell your story to journalist  a few days later

>>188416
Well, we have 02/11/04, 02/12/04 and 02/17/04, so the middle one must be the day. I think even burgers are not stupid enough to have a year/day/month format, so it's probably month/day/year.
But hey, only 8 more years and at least the year portion of dates will be unambiguous again.

>>188360
This image now gets used to justify redditspacing.

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>>184275
This makes no sense, how can you kill a god?

How many boogeymen does this board have? I’m familiar with Christcuck and Fagatha, but are there others?

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>>188441
Pizza spammer, who may be the same person as the schizo who makes posts about fucking babies (and posts baby sex doll pictures) and whatever. He's an invader from an imageboard named after an animal.

PS: He's not exactly a "boogeyman" because he's a real threat, and you should make sure to report his posts.

>>188441
>boogeymen does this board have

Brendon used to shill his alt-chan sites that that only last a week or so.

>>188441
are they really bogeymen if they're proven to exist? the point of a bogeyman is a made up entity to scare children, a scarecrow so to say, but it's been more than demonstrated that certain cancerous personalities exist

>>175353
Means to say "square".
Draws a rectangle instead.

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>>188445
>>188450
I always thought a boogeyman is a more paranoic version of a scapegoat. Some shadowy antagonist that seeks our destruction and is always behind all problems we suffer.

>>188517
That's what it is. Take /tv/ and zachposting for example. The hapa faggot absolutely did exist and post on the board, but he got fucked with too hard and left. However that didn't stop the terminally stupid niggers that ruined the board from spamming and shitting up every thread with posts about zach for years and years afterwards.

>>175159 (OP) 
Why exactly 450?

>>189482
It's the reply limit of a thread before it automatically becomes bumplocked.

>>189483
Interesting, I thought it would be a more "normal" number such as 500. Though at least it's not something like 483 or whatever.

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Do you think this picture is funny?

>>190476
No.
And I don't know if Danganronpa is worth bothering with.

>>190476
yes

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>>193781
>And I don't know if Danganronpa is worth bothering with.
>t. my sister's school's principal

>>193783
Lol.

>>193783
>having to use zoom in the first place
Gaymerica

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>>175886