W-what's going on!? Orin... Orin's prostate, it's... It's pounding itsEEEEELF♥♥♥
In my final year of high school I had a midget classmate who supposedly got a girlfriend, and one day he described in detail to a friend how his girlfriend fingered him, and then his friend told this to the entire class and we've been calling him Mr. Prostate or Dr. Prostate or something like that until graduation. True story.