- No succ posting
- Don't Shill e-Celebs
- Only post lewds in lewd thread or spoilered
GUYZ HELP I THINK MY BUTT IS HANTED IT KEEPS MAKING SCURY NOISES!!
if it feels like wind is rushing out of it and it's making a squeaky noise, don't worry, just get one of the mythical dragon dildos and shove it up good
I DID DAT AND IT HURT REAL BAD I THIK I MAD THE GHSOT MAD U GUYSZ
What did you expect a dragon to do in a haunting?
Shove a cross up there you dolt.
I CUD ONLY GET IT HALFWAY AND THEN THE ARMS GOT IN THE WAY WHAT DO ???? THIS IS SRS
Half'll have to be enough.
Start chanting in Latin.
I DID THAT BUT I DINT KNOW ANY LATIN SO I JUST STARTED READING OFF DOLLAR BILLS AND CHANGE I HAD AROUND MY ROOM AND NONE OF THIS SI SOWRKING YOU GUYS ARE NOT HELOPING AT ALL AND MY ASS IS GOING TO BE HAUNTED FOREVER
so this is modern /x/
Let'em shit post, they're not fucking up the ghost story, boogeyman mythology, or space fake threads.
>mfw browsing this thread
did OP ever fix his haunted problem
speaking of anons with haunted problems, whatever happened to the anon from 8chan /x/ who one day lost his entire identity? The one who tried to go to work one day only for his workplace to say they didn't know him, his landlord not recognising him, and getting himself checked in as a john doe?
First post here, IIRC he posted weeks later, he checked himself to the hospital if they could identify him and at some point doctors found some lumps in his brain, probably a tumor.
I don't recall if he was identified and then given treatment or something but he deduced he had lost his bird due to his brain not connecting some data.