I had problems getting my baccalaureate degree, I was studying hard but I failed and repeated the year, this year I got my certificate but without any effort at all, yes I speak seriously, all I did all year was playing 2hu and Minecraft. I will show you fags how i did it.
>11 day left for exames
>panik
>try to learn something i cant because its too late
>smoke weed that night
>euphoria
>went to sleep at 4am
>play 2hu for the next week and didn't pull a book
>1 day left
>fuck
>scroll 4chan in /x/ board
>find out about a bunch of techniques that let you achieve your dreams in seconds
>lmao there is the only solution
>it was in a pastbin.com and written by anon
https://pastebin.com/LNwqkDms
>do the steps
>sit on bed ready to sleep and do all the steps i read on " The simple Technique"
>wake up tomorrow
>0 idea on my mind i didn't study
>1st exam started
>suddenly the teacher says
>"Hey anons, pull your phones and cheat, talk to your classmates but dont make much noise, be awared from other teachers who suddenly comes"
>I tear up
>I cheat the whole fucking paper
>gtfo with smile on my face
>same shi happens for the entire left days
>result day comes
>i graduated, mom maked me some pizza and my brothers bought me 2 beers to celebrate
>stay up night celebrating and laugh about Team Fortress 2 glitches
You have to be cheerful in this bitch ass life anons