On New Year's day a shapeshifting reptilian was supposedly seen in the Miami shopping mall which prompted people to storm out of the mall and shoot the creatures.
Shortly after a massive police response arrives at the mall so large that it blocks traffic. Supposedly power went out and black hawks were spotted flying overhead, and the Miami airport was shut down.
Cover story is that some nigger chimp out was what actually happened. Sorry but not buying it no reason to summon a fucking army over some coons with sticks and firecrackers.