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Watching this shit is exhausting and I feel nothing but rage, pain and emptiness at the end.
It's nothing but ads, "indies" and live service updates.

I was almost saved from not watching it 2 years ago due to work, but they changed my shift.
I wish I had the night shift again.

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>>307079 (OP) 
Good thinking on making a thread a month before the event.
Will you be hosting a room for it, OP? Or would you rather have someone else do it? I can do it if needed.

>>307081
>Watching this shit is exhausting and I feel nothing but rage, pain and emptiness at the end.
Take it easy man, it's only retards burning money on ads for their bad >games.
I understand how you feel though, whenever I watch the le comfy games :3 streams my vision turns red from anger over time. Or dark from the tedium.

Also how can you get mad when this thug nigga is on screen?

>>307081
I don't pay any attention to modern games and I am that much happier for it. Doubt i will watch this shit, got much better things to do.

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>>307081
>mfw watching  this shit
Watching vidya burn down while the normalfags eat shit is a fun thing and it is even more fun when I watch it with anons.

>>307084
>2nd pic
What's the point of collecting stuff and put stuff on a shelf if you can't even see it?
If anything, explains his shit taste with Funko pops

You niggers need to get a new hobby besides complaining

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>>307163
>Complaining about people complaining.

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>>307163
<Stop complaining guise!!!
<You are ruining MY fun!
<Only positive feedback is allowed! Every game is a 10/10 and the only thing you can say about any upcoming release is "muh hype"!
Kill yourself.

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It's like I'm back on 4chan circa 2013.

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>>307183
>being this butthurt
Nice picture, is that you and your boyfriend? I bet you are the nigger.

>>307184
Alternatively /b/ on this very site.

Anything new?

Is anyone gonna host a stream of this shit after all? Kinda down to see these people trip on eachother in "Who's gonna announce the worst game this year".

>>309070
These game trailer streams have gotten so bad that I really don't even care if someone does or not

>>309070
There is absolutely nothing to talk about, other than that Wolverine game from Insomniac that was leaked a while back(it's every bit as bad as the leaks have shown it to be).

So who is going to stream this shit?

hoping for steam frame

June 5th?
That's tomorrow.

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♪ I neeed a stream link ♪
♪ I'm holding out for a stream link until the end of the ni-ight ♪

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If nobody is going to stream it, I will in
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

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>>309136
Ok the schedule tomorrow will be
>Soy State of Gay - PRESHOW Show on June 5th at 1PM PT
>Main Show on June 5th at 2PM PT / 5PM ET / 9:00 PM UTC+0

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>>309136
Thank you brave autist for your commitment.

>>309114
I'll see if I can get a bingo card out tonight.

>>309153
Don't forget to put "Concord game"

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>>309153
>>309158
I couldn't even come up with 24 shitposts without just ripping off >>309129. Holy shit these fags are beyond mockery.

June 5th is TODAY.
You have until the evening to prepare your anus.

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>>309167
And of course as soon as I say that I come up with 4 more.

>>309169
Few easy ones
>MHWilds DLC
>Deborah Wilson

>>309169
You should add gay representation and niggers.

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>>309179
If it's a guarantee, it doesn't count as a prediction now does it?

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>>309169
FAK U GWEILLO CHINA NUMBAH WAN

>>309169
Unwanted political commentary

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SOY GAYMING IN
1 HOUR!

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Are they even doing anything for Caligula's 10th anniversary?

I mean, I know better than to expect much from FuRyu these days, but damn, at least give me something to shitpost about!

THE STATE OF PLAY RIGHT NOW! GET IN!

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OOOH YEAH VIDEOGAMES!!

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>>309211

>>309212
A ching chong bing bong you too lady.

>>309217
>tupac and snoop
Explains why whatshisface left RGG because this is just fucking retarded.

>>309221
I must have missed something, is Stranger than Heaven part of the Yakuza franchise or is this the new game made by one of it's creators?
Either way, meme title, won't be paying attention to it. If I need my fill, I will just play Sleeping Dogs again.

>>309222
Might be might not. Either way I have zero hope for it now that they decided to put dead niggers in a game.

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What the fuck am I looking at
>From developers of Naughty Dog and Infinity Ward
Fitting, since this is literally just "Last of Us meets Modern Warfare" slop.

>>309221
That was so gay and lame. RGG sucks now.

The Star Wars X-Com is about the only thing I care about so far because it actually looks like a video game

>rei in sanic racing
Asuka fags blown the fuck out

>>309227
Crossovers are gay, I'm over them. The Hot Wheels trailer was more exciting. 
Sonic is still popular with kids, looking forward to them watching this "Evangelion" thing and finding out it has the protag jacking off to a comatose girl towards the end. Thanks, Sega!

>>309228
Got to ease them in to baby's first 2 deep 4 u edgefest

>>309227
Both were in.
>>309228
Crossworlds is good, but I wish they didn't do the crossover shit and only had Sega characters. The crossover courses, except for Mega Man, are by far the worst too.

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God, what an awful show. You knew it was going to go downhill fast when the new not-Yakuza game had fucking Tupac in it

How much gameplay was shown, you might be asking yourself?
The answer is the same as always: not enough

>>309235
One game, and it was some shitty chink Dark Souls clone where you fight a carpet
This is your gameplay peek of the evening, folks. Everything else was cutscenes or in-engine cinematics.

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No, nigger pill, you keep your shame here you self responding faggot.

geoff jewed us again with this slop

This is worse than last year. So bland a hollow. I'll go sleep

I did not watch the thing, what was the moment i should have watched? but i did see some fat ass white milf casting and i saw that SHIFT UP goon squad is releasing Project EVE this time without soyn cuckery, that might be just great, anything besides that? 
yes i saw alien isolation 2 also that seems really fun to play w my gf

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>Our friends from br*tain
Yeah, I can tell
Game looks fine, I guess, looks like a standard kart racer, since they are Rare fans at least I can trust them to make a decent attempt at a Mario Kart/Diddy Kong Racing clone. That Donkey Kong ripoff was surprisingly decent, even if the original Yooka-Laylee will always be known for Jontron's disappearance.

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Presented without comment
Try to guess what kind of "game" this is

>>309248
Kill yourself, kike.

can someone post the schedule of the presentations?

>>309253
Use a search engine, you fucking retard.

Well that was an entirely unmemorable shitshow. Also so many god damn niggers.
But not as many trannies as I expected, which is surprising.

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The only highlight for the stream was Stellar Ass 2 and the worst part was Trine getting niggerfied.

>>309255
Pride shit is on the way out, they fell back to niggers to fill it out.

>>309257
The goyim still fall for nigger shit, doe.

>>309259
I mean, when you got Snoop Dogg in 1920s Sleeping Dogs/Yakuza like game, you know this shit is not going away. 
>>309256
I still stand that the tactics Star Wars game is the best one simply because I know exactly what I am getting. Hard to fuck up those because normalfags don't play them(aside from maybe nu-Xcom and even then that's too much for most of them). 

There was also that Atomic Heart looking FPS horror game at the start, but I already forgot it's name because I already internally called it "Atomic Heart 2". Other than that, entire forgettable stream.

>>309260
>star wars tactics
I would play it, but odds are I wouldn't be allowed to make qt Twi'leks.

>>309245
please answer me i cannot watch whole thing, this gundam seems cool but what is HIGH MOBILITY action??????? why they cannot just show fucking gameplay
 i need to dream what game looks and plays like i hate this trend

>>309261
I don't even know any modern Star Wars lore, I just saw what little gameplay there was and knew "yup, this will do".
Oh, and I guess there is Star Wars Pod Racer 2 that looked okay, tried way too hard to take itself seriously but the gameplay might be alright. 
>>309262
Why on earth did you expect there to be gameplay in this slop game fest?

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My notes:

>Absolute State of Play (New shit only, since there was a lot of rehashes)
Marvel Wolverine (Buttonmasher Action)
Marvel Tokkon Characters (Dr Doom, Magneto, Green Goblin & Carnage)
Rayman Legends Remaster (Again)
Bancho the Chef (Nigger Sushi chef)
Kemuri (3 player action game, city-yokai with wallrunning-city-traversal)
The Lost Wild (Stealth with Dinosaurs)
No Rest for the Wicked (Diablo-style topdown by the Ori devs)
Ace Combat Zero Belkan War Remake
Stuntman Hollywood (Driving Game for perfectionists with lots of /tv/ IPs)
Until Dawn 2
God of War Laufey (God of War with no God of War)

>Main SGF Showcase
Resident Evil: Code Veronica Remake
Cuphead (Shovel Knight style)
Alien Isolation 2
Gen Atlas (Shadow of the Colossus with Guns, same director)
Blood Message (Realistic Chinese Historical, similar presentation to For Honor?)
Stranger Than Heaven (Snoop Dogg and Tupac in the 1920's Yakuza game)
Haex (Procedural multiplayer exploration shooter, a la Mortal Shell / the slike with guns)
Dead by Daylight 10th Anniversary thing?
Mortal Shell 2
Sand Raiders of Sophie (Banjo & Kazooie Nuts and Bolts meets Sea of Thieves but in a desert with mechs)
Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Resynced
The Last Ronin (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Platinum Games)
Fortnite New Season (Chapter 7 Season 3)
Gundam Rogue Orbit (High budget Gundam, Armored Core style)
Eggstremely Hard Game (It Takes Two style co-op, 2 geese trying to keep an egg intact)
Crossfire (Over the shoulder Military slop, with a quippy cynical middle aged stronk woman soldier)
Control: Resonant (Abstract floaty demons / inception world)
Guild Wars 3 (A "Modern MMO")
Star Wars: Galactic Racer (Pod Racing)
End of Abyss (Top-down space station horror)
Last Harbor (The Forest but set in a harbor with androids instead of cannibals)
Virtua Fighter Crossorads (Latinx Streetfighter vs Triads, 3D world but transitions to 2D fighting)
Runescape Dragonwilds (Generic multiplayers survival-adventure, nothin like OSRS)
Soulframe (Techno-celtic, over the shoulder melee)
Grounded 2 (Honey I Shrunk the Kids)
Mafia Old Country Man of Honor DLC
1666 Amsterdam (Wiccan Witch Assassins Creed)
SAW Genesis (Amnesia-style Saw game)
Star Wars Zero Company (Star Wars XCOM)
Blood of the Dawnwalker (Witcher 3 Devs, but time looping (?) Polish Vampires)
Among Us Story: On Guard (Among Us detective standalone)
007 First Light DLC: BAWNA
Gothic Remake
Aion (Chinky realistic MMORPG)
Wuthering Waves x Cyberpunk Edgerunners crossovers
Monster Hunter Wilds DLC: Ascendance (Floating Islands Biome)
Swords of Legends (Chinky Slike?)
Hot Wheels Infinite Rush ‌(Trackmania arcade-racer style)
Sonic Crossworlds Godzilla + Evangelion crossovers
Sonic Pico Park (2D Flash-tier co-op game)
Attack on Titan 3
Clutch (Cinematic monaco racing game ft. two fresh yung criminal lead MC nigger drivers and an old busted-hag white woman lead supporting character)
Chronicles Medieval (Total War but medieval, more a lean on cinematics / visuals)
Sea of Remnants (Edgy Tweenaged Dolls)
Hitman DLC vs Wiz Khalifa MMA
Palworld 1.0 Update
Wolf Among Us 2 + Wolf Among Us 1 Remaster
Stellar Blade; Bloodrain (cyborg hand2hand combar sim ft. 13yr old girl in a skinsuit with hip sway)
Street Fighter 6 Year 4 (Yasmine OC / Arhun OC / Bosch OC / Tifa Lockhart)
Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3: Revelation

>Day of the Devs / Indies
Blood Dungeon (Spelunky but cheap)
Tenebris Somnia (Pixel Point and Click wih live action cutscenes)
Mr. Records (Record shop management + rhythm jumper-platformer)
33 Immortals (Top-down co-op rougelike with 33man matchmaking)
Dreadmoor (Fishing game boat-survival set in Shrek's swamp)
Threads of Time (HD2D TBRPG based on time travel but it's not Chrono Trigger)
N+ Infinityx2 (Online multiplayer version of N)
Into the Unwell (Multiplayer Roguelite but 3D platformer based on grimy 1920's cartoons a la Steamboa Willie)
Bub (Stop-motion ultrahispter narrative adventure game about making art, personal healing and new york city)
Lazy River (Multiplayer Pool Noodle Mount & Blade in the style of Peak)
Proove You're Human (Complete Captchas: The Game)
Ithaca (CYOA drive-along game with branching endings)
Screenbound (3D platformer about playing Gameboy games that line up with the 3D world)
Shot One Fighters (Custom Moveset-card Roguelike 2D Fighting game / a la Slay the Spire vs Street Fighter)
Apple Crumble (Murder Mystery)
Slap Out Of It (Interactive Sandbox / Puzzle based on slapping things)
Super Yooka Laylee Kart (2D Mario Kart spinoff)
Into the Fire (Rougelite Firefighting Extractor Shooter)
Trine 6: Together in Time (Co-op Action-2D fantasy)
When Sirens Fall Silent (3D murder mystery-puzzle, a la Pathologic)





>Later Schedules: 
Tomorrow = Southeast Asian Games Showcase, Wholesome Direct, Story Rich Showcase, Green Games Showcase, Gayming Pride Parade, Frosty Games Showcase (Australia + NZ)
Day After = XBOX Games Showcase 2026, PC Gaming Show, Deutsche Indie Showcase
Day After That = Indian Games Showcase

>>309264
i did not watch these shows since they were called E3 i think?

>>309257
Red state governors are actually declaring June is "Nuclear Family Month" and shit like that. Either their handlers think pederast oversaturation served its purpose and they're going to move on to something else or these guys think it's a legitimate trend they can exploit.
>>309260
Isn't that the chaebol nepo baby's pet game? He probably just ordered the dev team to do it because he liked listening to Doggystyle as a kid, just like that DJ who got shoehorned into City of the Wolves but without the redeeming value.

>>309262
the gundam game didn't look like gundam at all

>>309265
>Wholesome Direct
I'm looking forward to it.

>>309265
Do you have the time for the shows?

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>>309265
I honestly thought Gen Atlas looked interesting at least. I loved Shadow of the Colossus, ICO and The Last Guardian, so i have no reasons yet to think otherwise. And it has robots and giant mecha battles, hard to go wrong with that
Haex also called my attention, but i'm more wary of that one

>The Last Ronin
Clarification: it's a TMNT based on a edgy bad future spinoff where Michellangelo is the only survivor and aims to kill all the futuristic evil Foot clan by himself

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>>309169
So how many did I get right?

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>>309268
It was already the family month. The commiefags just hijacked it.
> Juno -- ((Roman mythology) queen of the Olympian gods who protected marriage; wife and sister of Jupiter; counterpart of Greek Hera)

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>>309280
Fuck off newfags, it's my hobby, I was here first! :)

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>>309211
>>309280
>>309281
>didn't switch your IP before activating niggerpill mode
Very nice, Will Martin.
Anyhow, here's an old exorcism formula in case you ever want to get rid of your steampunk tulpa demon:

Crux sacra sit mihi lux
Non draco sit mihi dux
Vade retro satana
Numquam suade mihi vana
Sunt mala quae libas
Ipse venena bibas

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OK tomorrow schedule will be
>Southeast Asian Games Showcase June 6 8:00 am PT 
>Wholesome Direct
>Whatever you want later
Stream will end at 1:00 PM PT since /monster/ stream starts at that time.

>>309265
I like these, I'm not interested in co-op extraction whatever or reveal trailers.  
>Gen Atlas
>Gundam Rogue Orbit 
>Control: Resonant
>Chronicles: Medieval
>Sword of Legends
>Virtua Fighter Crossroads
>End of Abyss
>The Blood of Dawnwalker
>Star Wars: Galactic Racer

>>309261
>>309260
>tactics Star Wars game
Make a turn based tactical game without ripping off xcom challenge: impossible.

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Southeast Asian Games Showcase
IN 1 HOUR!

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>>309234
>>309257
Nigger-pandering is just as cancerous as faggot shit.

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What did the sea monkies mean by this?

GET IN!

>>309311
At least nigs are creatures that exist in nature, not demonic possession victims.

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>>309269
There are like ten Gundams at this point. You've got Gundam, GAR Gundam, fujoshit Gundam, twink Gundam, Gundam but worse, Gundam but self-aware, Gundam but worse again, tumblr Gundam and EvanGundamlion.

Actual SEAs would be playing Mobile Legends and nothing but Mobile Legends none of these slop made by american/canadian migrants

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>>309313
It's probably a DBZ character. They love DBZ.

>>309321
I know I can see what anon saw and you didn't.
Hint: Move your eyes a bit further down the picture.

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I don't know what is worse the homoshit or old hags yapping!

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>>309326
What about the ultimate faggot shit in 10 minutes?

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>>309327
I don't think I will be strong enough...

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This is the worse stream I have seen in /v/ in my fucking life.

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>>309335
The worst stream you have seen on /v/ in your fucking life SO FAR.

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>>309337

If anyone wants to keep watching the MANLY MAN FAGGOT SHIT instead of the GIRLY GIRL MONSTER CARTOONS tune into https://cytu.be/r/StockholmVidya

>>309339
Nevermind the faggotry is over.

>>309339
it's already over, and auzzies are on in 90 minutes, i'll take a break

Stream is over, /monster/ stream is on.
See you fags tomorrow.

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Aussie showcase starts in 1 hour.
Join the watch room at https://cytu.be/r/StockholmVidya

>>309316
>At least nigs are creatures that exist in nature
Shit also exists in nature, doesn't mean we should glorify it or give it more attention than it deserves.

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The straya show is about to begin.
https://cytu.be/r/StockholmVidya

>>309347
The Australian show's over, everything's done for the day.
We're currently rewatching the capital Black's show if anyone wants to join

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TOMORROW STREAM WILL BE JUNE 7 XBONE SHOWCASE!
10:00 AM PT
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

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>>309350
Xbone Showcase? You best rename that shit to Xturd Nutcase!

>>309350
There's an xbox showcase? I thought microsoft fucking gave up on xbox.

>>309352
I guess it is a way to promote microshit and gayI

>>309353
Even normalfags don't give a fuck about halo after infinite and the show

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My notes of all the minor shows from today. I watched them all and summarized them, so you don't have to. Personal shortlists for what looks vaguely interesting past my own biases / preferences + what got a reaction from the shitpost stream chats, but hopefully the summaries help if you're into a certain genre.
<inb4 I oversleep for the XBox showcase in 4.5 hours


>Black Voices
Ourlands (Island builder)
Bathory: Heritage of Blood (not! a 2D Castlevania) (actually, genuinely good art though)
Oh!Ware (African bead-gambling-game-thing)
Alchemic Beasts (not!Pokemon)
Black Sailors: Bay of All Saints (Top-down boat game bitching about slavery in S.America)
Netcode Warriors (Mecha-gundamn 3D-2D fighting game)
Rogue Eclipse (Starship-shooter flight sim)
Scramble Star Crossing (Horizontal Mean Bean Machine)
Truck-kun is Supporting me from Another World (Destruction-driving game, Burnout?)
Saturday AM Battle Manga (2D Fighting game)
Plum Road Tea Dream (Blog VN)
Beat Down City Survivors (Autobrawler)
Diesel Knights (Indie WW2 themed Titanfall)
Rollerfield (SoL Rollerblade game)
Carrier Cuties; Pets in Mechs (3D vs fighting-brawler / not!Shenmue?)
Shoulderwork (Angel flight game)
Go North (Corridor simulator?)
Tossdown (Top-down destruction derby game)
Scrubbin Trubble (Co-op topdown Cleaning Rougelike)
Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch (toon-stylized Streets of Rage)
The Rabbit Haul (Don't Starve-style garden defense game)

<Highlights: Bathory: Heritage of Blood, Netcode Warriors, Diesel Knights, Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch 


>Women-led Games
Black Jacket (Blackjack)
Warframe Jade Shadows update
Luna Abyss (Dark Metal Sci-fi Shooter, like Doom Dark Ages but looks better)
Treeplanter (Cheap Flash-tier 2D drag-and-drop scenery game, but gimmick is 1 copy sold = 1 tree planted)
Soulframe (??? 3D hack and slash? No gameplay so idk)
On-together ("Virtual Co-Working" / chibi life sim?)
Schrodinger's Call (JP VN, anime girl who looks like the Metamorphosis hentai girl imagines what callers sound like)
Rhell; Warped Worlds & Troubled Times; Rhell's Randomizer expansion (Combe spells like in PoE, but used in a LoZ Echoes of Wisdom-style 3D puzzle platformer)
Trackastrophe (Puzzle game, grid where you place directions down, then let a train go forward until it hits a direction tile, you know the puzzle type)
Model Kit Studio (Model Kit Simulator - Gunpla etc)
Letter Lost (Post Office Murder-mystery game)
Arcane Eats (Deckbuilder cooking game)
Dungeons and Daddies; BDSM (Vampire-survivor wannabe, Yaoi tumblrart) 
Horses of Hoofprint Bay (2D Horse farm management sim)
Barbie; Horse Ride & Rescue (3D horseriding game)
Failosophy (Pinball platformer - ball heads up the level, you control paddles throughout - philosophy themed)
13Z; The Zodiac Trials (See below)
Draw, Draw, Pass (Party game)
The Witches Whisk (3D cooking + restaurant management sim)
We Were Here Tomorrow (2-player forced puzzle co-op game)
Stormforge (Fantasy Co-op Survival-crafting with magic)
Spook-a-boo (4player Co-op not!Luigi's Mansion)
Loftia (See below)
Burger Bois (Calarts Burger Van cooking sim)
Tavern Talk Stories; Dreamwalker (Decoration game?)
Portabellows (3D platformer)
Every Wednesday (HD2D Pixel Art romance VN about a laundromat)
Light of Atlantis (2D sidescroller Puzzle Platformer game)
A Date with Death 2; Remnants (Fujo Romance VN with dressup)
Dungeons and Dining Tables (3D townbuilder + decorator game)
Toada Brava (2D TBRPG about a purple monkey on a prison break)
Vale's Echo (2D sidescroller point-and-click mystery about death)
Koshmar; The Last Reverie (3D mystery-platformer game, hopping between 2 dimensions of the same world, a la the Alice games)
Unseal (Puzzle-escape game)
Rest Stop (PS1 graphics Slasher Horror)
Lily's World XD (Desktop-themed mystery game, vaguely menhara themed?)
House of Saturn (PS1 graphics, religious horror)
Inkblood (Mystery Point & Click VN?)
Inferius (Card-horror game, win card games a la Buckshot Roulette for souls, use souls in horror segments)
Find Me (2D puzzle platformer)
Shredded Secrets (2D platformer about sensitivity, general Depressionquest vibes)
What The Don't Sea (Heavy Diving Gear 2D platformer)
Come to my Party (Heavily animated Pixel-chibi VN in the style of Animal Crossing)
RatScum (Chibi Rat 2D platformer) (Title is more dramatic than it actually is, but it's still cute)
Darkbound (PS1 graphics hospital horror with a cat-furry MC)
Meowstery Wisp (Amogus with cats)
Puppergeist (Rhythm Minigame VN about a little witch befriending dog-ghosts)
Tiny Capsule Collector (Auto-playing gachapon / scene customised hotbar game) (No gacha elements, it's literally putting down gachapon machines that are auto-used)
Blue Ridge Hunting (Lowpoly Cryptid Survival-Hunter)
Fields of Aaru (Egypt-themed Crafting-townbuilder)
Taste of Heaven (Yokai-themed Cooking sim)
Short Short Fictions ("Classic Handheld Simulator" with 3 8bit RPG's)
GodsTV (Gameshow themed Hades-style Roguelike)
From Ruins (Pixel Art Sidescroller Mystery)
Hope in the City (Mystery VN)
Abigail (Stopmotion-style Animal Crossing wannabe?)
Freida is Changing (Puzzle-mystery game)
Burn with Me (Witch deckbuilder card game)
Job Fit for a Devil (??? Story game?)
Lucky Punk (Punk-themed Roguelike Deckbuilder)
Micromega (Gravity-physics Puzzle game, guide the sphere)
We Junk Artists (Party game, the "party game where you draw until somebody gets it" one, but with fixed "junk" pieces instead of drawing)

<Highlights: Luna Abyss, Koshmar; The Last Reverie, RatScum, Micromega


>Future Games (Unofficial to SGF, but at the same time and contains higher budget announcements, so it's worth mentioning)
[AA Segment]
Arizona Sunshine (not! Dead Rising with a splitscreen mode)
Wardogs (100man first person shooter, not! Battlefield)
The Pines (Over-the-shoulder horror, rural 'merican wiccan cultist theme)
Little Nightmares III DLC; The Backstage
Enginefall (Co-op extraction-shooter set on post-apocalyptic mega-trains)
Dear Van Gogh (Journey / Abzu developers; this time a Van Gogh painting)
Halloween: The Game (Based on the movie, serial killer simulator)
Realm of Ink (Ink-painting Hades Roguelite)
Duskfade (Wannabe Kingdom Hearts, vaguely Dragon Quest style characters)
Wheel Mates (It Takes Two but RC Toy Cars)
WTF: Waifu Tactical Force (Fat T&A Anime Girl Parkour First Person Shooter a la Titanfall but without the mechs)
Be My Hoarde (Necromancer-woman Roguelite not! Vampire Survivor)
Fading Echo (3D Action-Platformer - Splatoon elements but melee?)
Prison of Husks (Loypoly Slike)
Forever Skies: Final Echoes Update (Airship Builder + Battler)
AGXGP (Antigrav Racer / not! BallisticNG / Wipeout, ft. Sonic the Hedgehog's Side dash, Clean lighting + Shadows)
Don't Fret (3D Soft-Horror Puzzle set in a music-art school)
Marsupilami 2; Salsa Palombia (Mascot 2D Platformer, like a gay furry version of Donkey Kong Country)
Dinghai; The Ocean Pillar (Topdown shooter-slasher about the Ryu Jingu Bang, probably the Ao dragons, not Sun Wukong)
Defender of the Crown Remastered (HD version of a 1986 Point & Click)
Holdfast; American Revolution (Generic Period Co-op Milsim)
They Will Come (Steampunk Crow-monster Stealth)
Bioeden (Hex-grid terraforming-management game)
The Sinking City 2 (Lovecraftian Dunwich Survival Horror game a la Evil Within)
Skate Sterre (Generic Skateboarding game.... but this time it's a white woman?!)
Vampire Survivors DLC; Legend of the Bloodmoon
The Alters DLC; The Last Variable (Walking Simulator?)
Animo (Palworld wannabe)
Cordura (Isolation Puzzle-Horror a la The Thing; squad of four except a bodysnatcher-enemy is mimicking sounds / signals to lead you astray)
Chronoscript; The Endless End (2D platformer that is played on a piece of paper in a 3D world as it's drawn, cool visuals)
Impermanence (???? No gameplay? Psychological Horror?)
The Lift ("Supernatural Handyman Simulator", Puzzle with a ton of Minigames for each interactable)
My Cannibal Family (3D Tower Defense)
Mistfall Hunter (Scandinavian Dark Fantasy; Over-the-shoulder slasher)
Hellraiser Revival (Hellraiser game, Puzzle First Person Shooter)
Deadroot (Cartoon Snail 3D Hack & Slash game)
The Road of Dust and Sorrow (Pixel Art / HD2D Zombie Sidescroller Survival-Horror)
The Exodus (Cover Shooter / not!Mass Effect, ex-Bioware devs, hogged a huge amount of time)
Terminal War (not! Last of Us except no Zombies)

[Indie Segment]
Bel's Fanfare (wannabe classic Legend of Zelda?)
Alkahest (not!Thief)
Gemini X (Wannabe Megaman X)
Ved+Recure (Rougelike Slasher with anime girls. Nier combat?)
Teeto (Babygame with splitscreen, elemental 3D platformer)
Paradoxical (Portal, but you move the Portals in real-time instead of firing them)
Shark Dentist (Dentist Simulator.... with Sharks! Industrial-metal theme)
Don't Kill Them All (??? No gameplay? Cartoon Orks?)
Power Wash 2 DLC
Expendabots (Co-op Stealth-Puzzle)
Cursemark (Top-down Pixel roguelike Slasher. Similar presentation to la Hyper Light Drifter)
Barbarian Saga; The Beastmaster (Sidescroller 2D Action-platformer)
Dark Mass (Underwater Horror)
Hellcard II (TBRPG Card Deckbuilder? Origami aesthetic)
Applause (Pinball-shooter hybrid)
Dimhaven; The Lost Source (Lowpoly Puzzle-Walking sim)
Finding Frankie (??? No Gameplay? uhhh Mascot Horror + Circus gameshow aesthetic)

<Highlights: Realm of Ink, WTF: Waifu Tactical Force, AGXGP, The Sinking City 2, Chronoscript; The Endless End, Mistfall Hunter, Gemini X, Ved+Recure, Applause


>South East Asia Games
TCG Card Shop Simulator v1.0 (3d with fake Pokemon TCG)
No Straight Roads 2 release date
Nightmare Circus (Topdown action-adventure)
Am I Nima (Psychological Horror point and click + combine concepts to use in an interrogation, similar Doodle God flash game)
Cable City (PS1-graphics zipline 3D platformer)
Neko Station (Pixel Art hotbar game, managing a cat train)
NOL (Black&White PS1 graphics horror-house-escape)
Meaningless Random Numbers (Balatro-style high-pace gambling game)
Kuloniku: Bowl Up (3D not!CookingMama - semi VN?)
Gigabash Ultraman Zero (???? Just a trailer, but Ultraman)
Gigabash Mobile
Puni the Florist (Flower Shop Management + Flower Arranging)
Kidbash Super Legend (2D action-platformer a la not!Megaman?)
Late Night Duty (Flashlight First Person Horror, PS1 graphics)
Growing My Manhole (Cookie Clicker but it's an upgrade path)
Building Relationships (Romance between literal buildings like a windmill and a barn, Hatoful Boyfriend grade le quirky, also PS1 graphics)
Lost & Found (Puzzle-mystery VN giving people back what they lost, mixed-media aesthetic a la Amazing World of Gumball)
Kooeh; A Timeless Delight (Cooking game)
Montabi (Grid card Game - Slay the Spire?)
Memorium (Over the shoulder melee combat, possibly a slike?, PS1 graphics)
Table Flip Simulator (3D Throw shit to score points for damage)
Just a Shadow Game (Grid card game, more isometric)
Sepak U - Sports Fighting Game (2D Fighter, but you also juggle a ball)
Hellheart Breaker (Hades but a romance with /monster/ waifus)
In Full Bloom (Feed a mouth simulator?)
Duo Quest (Co-op Roguelite Deck Builder, play a card to get a question, and you both need to know each other to match your answers)
Mirth Island (not!Animal Crossing)
Scarlet Record (TBRPG with anime girls; RPGM-tier game, might actually be a RPGM game)
Merry Crisis (Diverse Dating Sim)
Prove you're Human (again, from yesterday, a captcha solving sim)
Verde (Isometric Town builder)
13Z: The Zodiac Trials (3D slasher-battler w/ optional co-op, actually looks decent?)
 - XBOX flash-shows [Warning, these were like 2-3s each]
 -- Urban Jungle (Flower Shop builder?)
 -- Acts of Blood (Shown last year, a realistic street-fighter-brawler)
 -- Agni (SH4-style horror?)
 -- Grim Trials (Hades ripoff?)
 -- Kreigsfront Tactics (PS1-style mecha game)
Overhours (Isometric run-and-gun trap-builder defense)
Dungeon Hotpot (Cooking simulator)
Work Work Work (Pixel Art mystery + wageslave simulator)
Until Then (Pixel art hipster lesbian dating band game, plot twist: troon flag spotted)
Hoa 2 (Soft-pastel 3d platformer-puzzle game)

<Highlights: Sepak U, Hellheart Breaker, Scarlet Record, 13Z: The Zodiac Trials, Acts of Blood, Kreigsfront Tactics, No Straight Roads 2 OST


>Wholesome100 Games
Dressmaker (Girly classical dress making simulator with a diverse cast)
Book Nook (Papercraft simulator)
Fields of Mistria (Stardew Valley wannabe)
Spirit Crossing (3D co-op Calarts exploration)
tinkernest (Isometric 3D-Pixel art townbuilder about blob-raccoons)
Moonlight Peaks (3D Stardew Valley / Animal Crossing about witches / vampires)
In the Drift (???? 2D not-platforming? VN?)
Cappy Castaway (was on last year)
Discounty: People or Profit expansion (Shopbuilder)
Dungeon Tourists (not! Pokemon snap)
Fourleaf Fields (Stardew Valley wannabe)
Is this Seat Taken PS5 Port (Puzzle game)
Usagi Shima (bunny townbuilder)
Milki Delivery (Deliver Milk, 2D)
Hidden Folks 2 (???? Lineart animation?)
Lou's Lagoon (3D exploration-crafting, with a ghostbuster beam)
Beastfolk Barber (Barbershop furry dating+haircutting sim)
The Wandering Village; The Last Leviathan (Townbuilder set on the back of a giant dino-plesiosaur / not!Lapras)
Croakwood (3D Frog Townbuilder with custom buildings)
Deer & Boy (Buddy-2d adventure)
Patience is a Virtue (2d pixel / tumblrart style sidescroller about talking to diverse neurodivergents & autists, where you play around retardations)
Design and Conjure (3D room cleaning + decoration simulator)
Dragon Shelter (Stardew Valley wannabe with dragons as farmyard tools)
Momento (Decorating a room, except it's 2D)
Petal Runner (8bit RPG about growing up)
Froggy Brews (Cafe simulator + light exploration)
Planet Zoo 2 (3D HD Zoo Tycoon, seems UE5 / stock asset made)
Cozy Grove (Isometric not!survival)
GoGo Town (Townbuilder + Sims)
Loftia (Co-op-MMO(?) craft-decoration game)
Tales of Seikyu (Yokai Palworld wannabe)
Spiritstead (Isometric Stardew Valley wannabe)
Paralives (Lesbian Childraising simulator)
Moomin Midsummer Madness (2D sidescrolling Moomins game)

Humblets (Open world Card battler)
Spiriki (Hotbar Island Builder)
Waterful (Terraforming puzzle game, based on creating rivers)
Rubber Bird (3D platformer Climbing game)
Little Cheese Works (4player mandatory co-op cheese collector)
TOEM 2 (Photography puzzle game?)
Otterly Lost (3d exploration-adventure game)
Walk the Frog (2D puzzle-platformer about making the stage around fixed obstacles via tiles)
Japanese Rural Life Adventure (Stardew Wannabe)
Tiny Delivery (Delivery drone puzzle-simulator, similar vibes to Untitled Goose Game?)
Hokko Spaces (not! skyblock Animal Crossing)
Wild Chorus (Music-puzzle game)
Anemorie (Minigame VN)
Colorbound (2D Puzzle Plaformer, Peruvian theme?)
Fossil Quest (Paleontology sim + Museum Builder) 
Danchi Days (8bit RPG)
Pelican Post (Deliver letters to complete quests / progress the plot)
Papaya Plaza (8bit Townbuilder)

<Highlights: Usagi Shima, Tales of Seikyu


>Story Rich Showcase
Burn-9 Tactical Radio Action (Military puzzle-VN a la the Metal Gear Solid codec-calls)
Apple Crumble (saw yestarday, granny murder mystery cluedo game)
Catchesis (High-animation pixel art stealth-shooter, blonde choirboy shota to a not!satanic church unzips his wrists for a blood-gun)
Servent of the Lake (Murder-mystery-cluedo game, aristocracy theme)
The Mermaid Mask (Quippy murder mystery in a submarine)
Danchi Days (8bit minigame game)
A Line Held Tight (Western mystery VN with shit art)
Penguin Colony (Lovecraft-themed exploration game)
Wicked Delights ("Rhythm Horror" except it's just a rhythm game)
Lost in the Roots (2D sidescroller VN?)
SHE; Seraphine Helix Experiment (Antarctic PS1 graphics Horror?)
Duppy Detective Tasha (Caribbean Calarts Mystery game)
Truth Scrapper (??? Tumblrart ?)
Detective Turner; If Looks Could Kill (One-room Murder Mystery)
The Hearth & Harbour (Cooking + Restaurant sim, but everyone is brown) (YTpeepo habe blan foo' simulator)
Shelflife Art School Detective (Interracial Dating-sim-mystery)
Grave Seaons (Interracial murder mystery romance sim, where the murderer is randomly chosen per playthrough)
Ambrosia (Space Station survival)
Desktop Explorer (Computer-desktop-themed puzzle game)
Janet DeMorney is a Slumlord and a Witch (Esoteric 3D puzzle game)
The Telwynium (Retroclassic-style Pixel Point-and-click) (Dev seemed like an ultrahardcore cool guy, but the genre is dead for a reason)
Demonschool DLC + Switch 2 port (Isometric Puzzle)
Thousand Hells; Underworld Heists ("Tactical Narrative" aka diverse textbased VN)
Citizen Sleeper 1+2 Switch port

<Highlights: Catchesis, The Telwynium


>Green Games (Many of these seem already released)
Muri Wildwoods (3D exploration game with Mario-Sunshine cleaning mechanics)
ADAPT (not!Spore animal stage)
Hawthorn (UE5 Rat-adventure?)
PrimOrdial Empire (not!Spore microbe stage)
Superweird (simplified factorio-style? itch.io game)
Aloft (Floating Island exploration game)
Gombo (not! Don't Starve)
Guardian of Nature (2D puzzle sidescroller)
Witchspire (3d Survival shooter / wannabe palworld)
The Regreenening (Flash game-tier clicker)
Kinforge (Creature collector ARPG, looks like a mobile game)
Doomsday Diner (Diner simulator)
Permafrost (Frozen Wasteland exploration-survival)
Equiverse (??? Tamagotchi?)
Regreening (Hex-grid farming simulator / desert regeneration sim)
Leafy Corner (Houseplant shop simulator)
Green Again (Hex-grid RTS farmer)
Fantastic Haven (Fantasy Zoo Tycoon)
Lumentale; Memories of Trey (not!Pokemon)
Outbound (Camper van road trip simulator)
Pawsome Resort (Top-down Pixel Zoo Typcoon-Stardew Wannabe)
Strange Seed Ocean Expansion (Spore wannabe)
Solarpunk (Multiplayer 3D farming sim)

<Highlights: Permafrost


>LGBTBBQ Blacklist
Rizz Dungeon: Skeleton Key to me Heart (Lesbian monster girl romance dungeon crawler)
SHE; Seraphine Helix Experiment
Kitty Powers Matchmaker Makover (Cheap flash game)
Art of Solitaire (literally just solitaire) (got like 5 minute block)
Cute Patoots (2D platformer)
Spill the Beans (Frame others for a crime VN, possibly just a Renpy game)
Neon Death Drop (Top-down drag-dance powerbottom shooter)
Tako no Himitsu (8bit RPG)
Wylde Society (Witch Socialite diversity sims)

>Frosty / Australian
Janet DeMorney is a Slumlord and a Witch (See above)
Cow Chess (wannabe Worms)
Cooking for MA! (Cooking sim + Restaurant management game)
Fishing Echoes (Fantasy fishing game)
Bashful Adoration (Saccirine pastel-pink anime-witch-girl action-3D platformer)
Atlanta TD (Isometric Pixel Tower Defense roguelite)
Straycloud (Pixel puzzle game, similar style to Titan Souls / Hyper Light Drifters)
Verbal Void (Neurodiverse pixel sidescroller, where your disabilites are the basis of the puzzles)
Bravest Coconut (8bit action earthbound)
Freeline (Furfag simple-grpahics 3D parkour game)
Slayblade (not!Beyblades)
Cloudlings (8bit isometric Minecraft Skyblock flash game)
Toya (Rolling Cube puzzle game)
Canvas City (Turn-based rollerblading game - XCOM?)
Hyper Primate (CSGO surf with a gun monkey)
L8R SK8R (PS1 graphics time trial roller blade puzzle-platformer)
Acting Out (GMod-graphics grade co-op game where you LARP as actors)
Shape Sender Deluxe (Flash-tier Puzzle game)
n00b's guide (Extremely cheap quality shooter, based off of early 10's youtube videos / desktop theme)
Mingle (Puzzle game with Patapon-style characters, where you find your doppelganger a la Where's Wally)
DWARF: A Pinball Rougelike (Pirate Simulator Pinball-hybrid thing)
A Pocket Full of Slagford (Point and click)
The Troll & The Witch's House (Puzzle escape game)
Edwin Eartswhile: Medical Examiner (not! Trauma Center: Under the Knife but black & white victorian)
Trading Card Inspector (Spot the fakes? + card collector roguelite)
PUTRID/SHARP (Esoteric Lowpoly/Mixed-media Horror-mystery-thing)
Apothecurse (2D sidescrolling puzzle game)
Apathema (PS1 graphics first person sword-and-board? or TBRPG?)
Management in Space (Text-based RPG?)
Blighten (PS1 graphics horror)
Attack of the Astrals (Isometric turn-based RPG)
Radio Decay (PS1 graphics horror-shooter about amputating arms)
Echo Zero (2D sidescroller shooter)
Kuu (Text-based Puzzle game)
Night Shift 1999 (Renpy VN)
Hawker (PoE / Diablos style top-down exploration-fighter? card game?)
Akashic Slingshot (2D platformer shooter, Terraria aesthetic)
Allogloom (2D sidescroller puzzle game los gothic)
Lone Pine (2D sidescroller puzzle game los cryptids)
Toil and Trubble (Brown diverse VN / 3D witch game?)
Ghost Writer (Hotbar game with a Ghost.... which is a writer....?)
UnQuollified (Furry dating VN)
Cozy Game Restoration (Cartridge restoration simulator)
Rusthaven (2D sidescroller crafting-puzzle game about robots?)
The Isle of Lost Bees (Isometric bee-farmer game)
Sludgineers (Pixel Art cleaning game)
Sting & Swing (8bit 2D bee-puzzle golf game)
Box Knight (not! Castle Crashers)
Wild n Chill (2D pixel wilderness survival game)

<Highlights: Hyper Primate


>OTHER NEWS + MENTIONS / REVEALS unrelated to SGF directly
Witcher 3 will be getting a 2027 DLC expansion called Songs of the Past, approximately the size of Blood and Wine
Persona 6 concept art has been leaked, and appears to be legit, going off of SEGA DMCA takedowns. Protagonist will be a blonde bowlcut twink, based in an Art School, only two other party members have been shown (black-red version of Lucy from Cyberpunk and a girl with lilac curled hair a la 3's Mitsuru). Graffiti Theme.
Elden Ring Switch port confirmed
Monster Hunter Wilds Switch port confirmed
Silksong DLC confirmed, "Sea of Sorrow"


XBOX, PCgames and German Games up today.

>>309366
>Witcher 3 will be getting a 2027 DLC 
Holy shit that rumour was real? damn.
Hopefully they will fix all the things they fucked up with the "next gen" update.
and maybe add more nudity

>>309368
that will never happen, the pc backstabbing will continue while the console subsidy flows.

>>309369
Funny you should say that because the "next gen" update fucked things up for everyone. I mostly played it on ps4 and it is unplayable. When i made a new playthrough i crashed maybe like 8 times yet in the past i played for years and had maybe 3 in total.

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Join the watch room at https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

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>zombies
It's been done before, it's nothing new.

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>goose game but funded by UKucks

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This is a man

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>>309374
At this point, everything has been done before, in some form or another.

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>>309377
They were already saying that nearly 3000 years ago:
>The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be;
>And that which is done is that which shall be done:
>And there is no new thing under the sun.

>Is there any thing whereof it may be said,
>See, this is new?
>It hath been already of old time,
>Which was before us.

>There is no remembrance of former things;
>Neither shall there be any remembrance
>Of things that are to come
>With those that shall come after.

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B O O T Y

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>>309379
Speaking of funny names

>>309378
Reminds me of that Sumerian tablet that was bitching that everyone wants to write a book, everything original has already been done and the end times were nigh (6,000 BC)

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Political Correct Gamer is ON!

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>>309384
I'm too lazy to follow this shitshow, what's going on?

>>309385
gayming stream PCGamer in
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

>>309365
>>309366
>Lily's World XD
>its some shitty streamer game
Thanks for this huge fucking list. Got a lot of games in my notepad now.

day9 needs to vanish from existence, this is unbearable.

>>309377
Indeed. It's just a matter of doing what you can to make it feel as fresh as possible.

Kind of like the way that classic troll video clip is over a decade old, but you still fell for it.

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>>309366
>Witcher 3 will be getting a 2027 DLC expansion called Songs of the Past, approximately the size of Blood and Wine
>>309368
>Holy shit that rumour was real? damn.
>Hopefully they will fix all the things they fucked up with the "next gen" update.
I would be happy for this if it wasn't for the fact that every talented developer left CDproject right after W3 and now CDpr is full of divershitty hire.
So that expansion will be probably end up being shit and probably add niggers and faggots (hopefully not) 
>>309370
>Funny you should say that because the "next gen" update fucked things up for everyone. I mostly played it on ps4 and it is unplayable. When i made a new playthrough i crashed maybe like 8 times yet in the past i played for years and had maybe 3 in total.
That is a testament of how nobody talented is left at CDproject.
Those who used to say that CDpr would have been better as a smaller studio and that getting big would have been their downfall were 100% right.
>>309376
>This is a man
Yeah, reminds me of those visual key faggots.

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>>309391
>I would be happy for this if it wasn't for the fact that every talented developer left CDproject right after W3 and now CDpr is full of divershitty hire.
Pic related.
I fucking hate how everything good in this world has to be ruined by the jews so damn much.
>spoiler
Oh please no. i don't want it butchered even more.
>That is a testament of how nobody talented is left at CDproject.
Those who used to say that CDpr would have been better as a smaller studio and that getting big would have been their downfall were 100% right.
Yeah i knew when cyberpunk 2077 came out there was no coming back to the CDPR of old unless they did a mass firing, and hired less people inclined to lie directly to your face with a 48 minute "demo" that was just fake.

>>309391
>>309395
>every talented developer left CDproject right after W3
Quick reminder that those same devs are the ones behind Blood of the Dawnwalker that's coming out. They didn't just disappear, they regrouped.
>and now CDpr is full of divershitty hire.
More specifically the ultra-retards that managed to get fired from Bioware after Mass Effect Andromeda. Just hoovered those cunts up like they were getting a good deal then they demanded Gwent and Cyberpunk be remade from the ground up to suit them, killing both games in the process

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>>309396
>Blood of the Dawnwalker
I will check that out. Thanks, anon.
>More specifically the ultra-retards that managed to get fired from Bioware after Mass Effect Andromeda
More girls with autism? I can't wait.

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>>309390
I don't bother with videos much, because I'm missing all new codecs. I mostly play old games. But speaking of trolls, I tried playing this and it's insane! The enemies often blend into the background, or there's so many bright colors you can't tell what's what anymore. I probably didn't even bother to finish the first level. If anyone paid for this game, they got trolled!

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>>309391
Even visual key fags still looked like men, just men who got turned down from N*SYNC for being too squeaky clean. That's just somebody's porn OC.
>>309405
>I am a schizo I am a schizo please praise me for having no executive function

>>309406
Why do you call him a schizo? Because he posts images of Speccy games? He generally has salient replies to people, which most schizos do not.

>>309407
>highly sterotyped thought and speech patterns (blabbing about muh eurocomputers at every opportunity with a typing pattern that instantly stands out)
>feelings of severe paranoia (constant "THEY won't get ME cuz im RETRO" in every remotely /tech/ related conversation)
>tendency for thoughts to become derailed or distorted (see above)
>inability to respond properly to social situations (incapable of not sticking out like a sore thumb and annoying the rest of the thread)
The archetypal e-schizo.

>>309408
Would it make you happy if I went over to his house and knocked over all the cans of dried fruit in his basement?

>XBox
Gears of War; E-Day
Fable DLC; Isabel, Hero of Wraithmarsh
Halo Campaign Evolved (Remaster +3 levels)
Resonance; A Plague Tale Legacy (3D action adventure Plague Tale, melee combat)
Persona 4 Remaster
State of Decay 3 (not! CoD Zombies)
Sea of Thieves; Custom Seas Update (Fortnitification)
Metro 2039
Bad Magpie (Crippled Bird, plays a la Untitled Goose Game)
Wo Long 2; Wings of Ember (Team Ninja Soulslike)
Join Us (Cult maker, Townbuilder + Over-the-shoulder Shooter)
Senua (just "Senua", don't know which installment number this is)
Fallout 76: Infestations (Literal advertisement-reminder to do your dailies)
DOOM; The Dark Ages DLC; Revelations
Crazy Taxi; World Tour
Age of Empires 4; Raiders of the North
Minecraft Dungeons 2 (Top-down slasher)
Magicians; The Devil's Deal (Magicshock, in the style of We Happy Few)
Valor Mortis (The Napoleonic one, shown at a previous show)
Elder Scrolls Online; Return of the Thieves Guild
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 National Parks update
Where Winds Meet DLC; Hidden Mountain
Castlevania Belmont's Curse release date
Vivarium (Soft-palatte Ghibli-styled isometric RPG)
Persona 6 announcement
Spyro; A Realm Beyond (Open world?)
Clockwork Revolution (not!Dishonored)
Call of Duty; DMZ (North Korean setting Extraction Shooter)

<Highlights: Wo Long 2; Wings of Ember, Crazy Taxi; World Tour, Vivarium


>PC Gaming Show
[Pre]
Wielders of the Essence (HD2D Vampire Survivor roguelike)
Warhammer 40k Darktide New Character Skitarii (Mechanicus)
Spell Sided (Rolling Cube puzzle game)

[Main]
Star Trek Outposts Unknown (City builder)
Hack95 (Desktop themed game)
Company of Heroes Remaster
Red Kiss (Textbased Fishnets Vampire game)
Serious Sam Shatteroverse
Control; Resonant in-depth showcase (They're Finnish :DDD)
Sated (Grimy cooking sim gambling hybrid)
Gone Feral (3D Blocky furry roguelike serial killer game with co-op)
Abiotic Factor; Entropic Break (Lowpoly shooter, tropical holiday theme)
Friday Sundae (3D mystery, cringey bong VA's)
Starseeker; Astroneer Expeditions (Co-op game)
Virtue and a Sledgehammer (Lowpoly over-the-shoulder sledgehammer game ft. butch brown lesbians)
Happy Bastards (Grimy Fantasy Turn-based grid strategy, vaguely XCOM style)
Another Door (Pixel art Deckbuilder - 4 player PvP?)
Afterquest (Pixel art TBRPG, classic fantasy)
Slash Zero (High-pace anime Roguelike action platformer - nuShinobi / Sakuna vibes?)
Cassete Beasts 2002 (HD2D TBRPG, diverse, slightly Pokemon)
Voidbreaker (Wallrunner First Person Shooter, postmodern-style graphics)
2 Fights 2 Tight Spaces (XCOM with cards)
Stronghold 4 (Castlebuilder RTS + Defense)
Windrunners (2D flight rougelite)
Wardens of Avalon (Gothic Arthurian top-down slasher)
Planet Zoo 2 (See previous day, Zoo Tycoon clone)
Empulse (wannabe Titanfall)
Arkheron (Competitive 2team Top-down PoE wannabe, esportsbait)
Revamp (2D castlebuilder + trap setter) (kinda like Monster Black Market layout, if you know, you know)
Shroom and Gloom (Rougelite First Person Cardgame)
Maximum Thunderness (Rougelite 2D Beat'em up, Castle Crashers style)
Rivage (Time loop 3D puzzle of a space station crashing to Earth)
Time Strike (Lowpoly voxel / PS1 graphics first person shooter with timepause, a la blocky SUPERHOT)
Signet City (??? No gameplay? Grainy artsy Black&White?)
Mr Magpie's Harmless Card Game (title + Mr Magpie is a FnaF-lookin-ass animatronic)
Ascenders; Beyond the Peak (Turnbased Exploration Rougelike, vaguely Darkest Dungeon meets wallclimbing meets XCOM?)
Outward 2 (Open world survival co-op w/ splitscren option)
Thief; The Dark Project Remastered
Exo Ralley Championship (Moon buggy low-gravity racing)
Duskers 2.0 (Textbased about salvaging humanity survivors from a wiped out Earth)
El Paso Elsewhere 2 (3D Lowpoly Run&Gun Max Payne wannabe)
Beast of Reincarnation release date (Gamefreak, High budget open world Sekiro-lite?)
Terrinoth; Heroes of Descent (Turn Based top-down strategy, Baldurs Gate vibes)
To Kill a God (Vampire survivors wannabe)
Pipes.exe (Desktop-themed Puzzle-mystery + lowpoly parkour-battler?)
Sunset Summit (Co-op rockclimbing streamerbait)
Clown Town (Co-op party game streamerbait)
Armatus (Over-the-shoulder Tech-Gothic Run&gun)
Dave the Diver 2; In the Jungle
Carcass Clad (Gritty Lowpoly Iron Lung / Tank-internals simulator ft. slavic blyat babbling)
Total War: Warhammer 40K 4 gameplay
About Fishing (Lowpoly... fishing horror?)
Vampire, the Masquerade; Eternal Whispers (Wannabe Disco Elysium)
Valheim 1.0
P.O.N (First Person Shooter Horror, found footage theme - 2player co-op?)
Locator; The Search for Abigail Lidari (Fantasy Geoguessr / Puzzle game)
Remothered 3; Red Nun's Legacy (Stealth Horror)
Into the Wind (Open world toon-anime delivery RPG with dogfighting?)

<Highlights: Control; Resonant, Slash Zero, Ascenders; Beyond the Peak, Beast of Reincarnation, Armatus 


>Deutsche
[Main Segment]
Everrail (??? No gameplay? looks like it's Polar Express nuDOOM, but says it's "Co-op Open-world survival-craft?")
Lost Legions (Roman over-the-shoulder melee - multiplayer?)
Bot Slash Bot (Lowpoly Top-down slasher roguelike)
Wetter (Cutesy 16bit RPG ft. furries)
Little Sheep Valley (Farmbuilder)
Base Camp (??? Clicker Tower Defense?)
My Dear Emma (Walking Simulator, not!Gone Home)
Tiny Train Adventures (Trains + lay train tracks)
Chop Chop Inc. (First Person Survival-crafting, w/ factory elements)
Aquapark Tycoon (Water Park version of Rollercoaster Tycoon)
Mops & Mobs (Classic Point-and-click dungeon explorer + VN hybrid? Might be German language only)
Cash is King (Zero hour contract simulator)
Dino Party (4player Top-down Fallguys)
Freida is Changing (see yesterday)
Children of Saturn (Lowpoly Teen Angst simulator)
Imprinted (Social Media management VN)
Recoilage (Papercraft / Split-pin themed Scribblenauts but body parts)
The Memphis Chronicles (???? No Gameplay? Walking simulator?)
Cards & Cannons (Roguelike Defense game with cards)
Vena (Hex-grid puzzle-strategy game with roguelike deckbuilding?)
Moonlords; Tides of Battle (Pixel art RTS)
Beards Go Underground (Mining Deckbuilder)
Chessfall (RPG Fantasy-themed Chess Puzzle game)
Drill Scape (2D mining game)

[Speed-through segment]
Deadly Days; Roadtrip Update (HD2D zombie Vampire Survivor wannabe)
Frontline Protocol (Topdown pixel art; either a Tower Defense or a slow RTS)
Pinfinity (High-pace Pinball, seems to have infinite scaling / cookie clicker elements)
Plant Everywhere (RPG, plant things in exposed soil in concrete in a polluted world?)
PESKY ORCS! (Vampire Survivor wannabe)
Incredibug (3D fighter / sonic game? based on a rolling pillbug)
Silberheim Evolving Card Game (Hearthstone styled card game)
Gabby's Odyssey (Top-down RPG, Zelda-like?)
Solnox - Grimoire of Seasons (Hex-grid deckbuilder)
Mothkeep (Flower shop + insect collecting sim?)
Little Retreat (Room decorating game)
Slay Goblins (Vampire Survivor wannabe)
Prohpet Margin (Roguelite deckbuilder / strategy, vaguely hexgrid?)
Squid hunt 1923 (First person run&gun / boomer shooter? Dark fantasy?)
Bloodspill (Lowpoly medieval PvP - bunnyhop swords vs crossbows?)

In Hope Voiden (Lowpoly Horror - 12 lives mechanic?)
Cosmo Drill (2D Pixel art Mining game set in outer space)
Void Martyrs (Top-down horror in space but le church is ....le bad?)
No Man Can Deny (Lowpoly Horror set on a small lone boat)
Chromatide (3D walking sim / horror? Set on some kinda coastal arctic corporate station)

<Highlights: Squid hunt 1923

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Boy am I glad I didn't bother watching it this year.

so far i tried out the Maximum Thunderness demo, it's honestly a pretty simple game that i'm almost certain is designed for the steam deck because stages are incredibly short, yet at the same time tight. i feel like this puts a bit of a bandage over the rougelite issue of feeling the slowness after you've just had a high of zooming all around the stage with a super shotgun.
honestly it's fairly simple but stylish and it's nothing to complain about

Konami keeps outsourcing their games to western devs. They learned nothing from the 7th gen. New Castlevania looks like garbage and will flop

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>>309414
>Purse Owner now features girls with their entire bodies covered in gaudy paint colors
Now that's concept art I can get behind.

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>the "PC Gaming Show" brings on a bunch of unfunny wannabe-comedian fags trying too hard to be funny
EVERY single fucking year, man.

>>309421
Better than the gears feature that opens with a five minute interview with a tranny.

This years E3 was worthless. Every game is the same UE5 with a girl boss or it's some indie garbage that just wastes your time to pad out minimal content.

==POO IN THE LOO STREAM IN June
8 10:00 am PT==
Streaming summer gayming fest streams that we didn't see for the mean time.

>>309439
fug...

Nintendo Direct
June 9th
7am PT, 10am ET

Lifted game looks like a nice adventure.

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>>309439
Maybe gaming has a chance after all.

>>309461
the hindus will never recover, never!

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Superpooper show is about to start.
Join the watch room at https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

>>309463
It's over, and like one could expect, nothing good was shown

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>India
-Appa (Pixel art card game VN)
Aikyam (Chibi rhythm-dancing game)
Abashed (HD2D side scroller point&click mystery)
Fishbowl (Pixel art RPG)
Project Foxx (3D top-down shooter-slasher-platformer, ft. not!StarFox)
Farsight (Corridor walking simulator a la Gone Home - horror elements?)
Palm Sugar (Pixel art town RPG ft. dude getting ran over by a train)
Ghatika (2D sidescroller townbuilder villagebuilder)
The Detective's Apprentice (Mystery VN)
Cosmic Race; Galactic Showdown (Driving-racing game)
Killflow (Lowpoly First Person Shooter Run&Gun)
Chromandi (Arcade-y game - Mean Bean Machine vs Tetris vs Space Invaders?)
Spook-a-boo (See previous post, not!Luigi's Mansion)
Chiklet's Human Productons (Townbuilder + Cannibal simulator)
Mechanical Fury (First Person Shooter Run&Gun)
Radio Heart; Lofi Hours (those lofi & chill streams, but a 3D render in a full window with calendar + note functiions. no actual gameplay)
House of Heists (3D top-down slasher, furniture is the enemy)
Apetite of the Abyss (Town builder + cooking game)
Dodo Duckie (2D-3D puzzle platformer)
Shutter Story (Detective game, cross-reference hidden elements / spooky ghosts in photos)
Fendershot (Driving game, does not appear to have a soundtrack)
Silkgrove (3D townbuilder, appears to be heavily storebought animations)
Rakhasa (Grainy RPG, 3D turn based combat)
The Last Knight Hawk (2D flight game, a la Vampire Survivor) (used disjointed png explosions)
Loop; Beginning of Never Ending Journey (Sidescroller Limbo wannabe)
Supercharged (Parkour first person shooter, shoot to create platforms)
Orbital Outbreak (Topdown roguelite shooter-slasher, planet rotates under the character)
Septurian Might (2D sidescroller-platformer RPG, streal abilities from enemies)
Barely Breathing (3D physics platformer goldfish simulator, hop between fishbowls / water sources)
Norigin (wannabe Shadow of the Colossus?)
We Are so Cooked (Hitman but with retards)
Sojourn Past (Top-down Pixel shooter-slasher)
The Microadventures of Spaceman Biff (2D Pixel platformer, all one level a la Getting Over It)
Baobao's Cozy Cleaning Services (Pixel Panda cleaner game)
1000 Deaths (3D platformer)
Flip Flop Fury (Throw + control a hag's flipflop as it flies through the air to hit a target)
Back In Time (Pixel Art about going back in time to change history, t. MechaHitler)
Raahi (Tuktuk driving game + RPG)(those 3 wheeled cars they have in India)
Raji; Kaliyuga (Jeet Uncharted / nuGod of War)

<Cosmic Race; The Galactic Showdown, Chromandi, Sojourn Past

>>309461
What are those crowns lined up to the username? Mod powers? Why would @Aziz_Mulani be cleaning the chat instead of a proper employee?

>>309468
Open wide!
*vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-* MAYDAY MAYDAY
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/16132193?hl=en

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nice try Will Martin (@phzos64)

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>look at how many games, anime, and manga get censored now with no pushback
What an incredibly organic thing to say... Fucking nigger.

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>muh boogeyman
>muh cuckchanner 
You used to put effort into this. Whats wrong? Not enough nigger semen up the ass?

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Nice try Will Martin (@phzos64)

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>>309476
I know you're replying to niggerpill but
>Make pyra and mythra FAT and wear a burka?

Is someone deleting all the discussion?

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>>309486
Spam is not discussion. You're probably confused because janny forgot to delete Will's "set up" posts:
>>309475
>>309476

tried Acts of Blood next, it really is straight out of the Phillippines, including being able to just put on no clothes and all and get into street brawls half-naked.
honestly there's not much depth and it feels like an Arkham clone put on Unreal Engine. but it plays decently-ish. that being said i'd rather play more Arkham because it's the same exact fighting style
>>309487
anyone got any full-on proof he's this guy? if so he's also been spreading his gay bullshit to jersh's farms as well

When E3 died I didn't think something worse was gonna replace it. How naive I was.

>>309506
You got me daydreaming about /v/ just homebrew shitposting its own vidya announcements and awards.

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>>309503
He's had quite a few twitter accounts on which he did stupid things like posting screenshots of his own imageboard posts or told his twitter friends who he was. He's pretty bad at keeping his accounts seperate. So yes, it's him.
There's upshots to that. If you're so inclined, you can watch him read fanfiction while surrounded by garbage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hId1PwJdrgc
Or gaze in awe at his multi-hour substack streams and articles about conversations with his tulpa: https://quarterlymusings.substack.com
How much boredom can you find in this man? The sky's the limit.

>>309508
How do people fucking live like that? Just fucking blow your brains out already.

Will stream Nintendo Direct might as well see this shitshow to the very end.
June 9 7:00 am PT

>>309510
That's TODAY
(Yes, today! You the person who is reading this.)

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>gonna miss the bing bing wahoo direct by a factor of minutes
Well, I got 2 bingos, possible that I'll get another two while absent (Duskbloods release for the bottom row / Smash 6 + New Ninten Movie for the diagonal)

Nice shitposting with you gentlemen.

>>309509
Guys like him are already dead. What'd be the point?

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>>309376
>looks like crazy taxi
>sounds like crazy taxi
>no more niggers than the original
<it's slopped
sega just can't stop shitting the bed can they

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45 MINUTES HOUR UNTIL BING BING WAHOO

>>309525
Clair Obscur and Stellar Blade were both slop-adjacent. You best get used to a slopworld you're living in it

>>309533
Are we going to get an update on the alarmo, at least?

>>309533
At least Omelette du Fromage 33 could convincingly argue it was a placeholder texture that escaped into production. The only use case for AI in a Crazy Taxi game I can think of that doesn't warrant going full Kyoani is text-to-speech feedback from passengers, so instead of saying "go up the hill" they can say stuff like "turn right at the church on this hill".

>>309533
>slop-adjacent
What does this even mean? Can you faggots expand your vocabulary instead of using buzzwords?

Where's the stream? Where's the stream, sir? Uhh, sir, the stream? Where's the stream?

>>309538
https://cytu.be/r/qtmonstergirls

all ports
All shit
I had no expectations yet somehow came out feeling like I got fucked over.
This really is the no gamestation for toddlers.

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* = Switch 2 port, because a lot of it was just padding, and fuck typing "port" out every time


* Rhythm Heaven Groove
* Onimusha: Way of the Sword 
Dragon's Dogma 2 DLC: Dark Arisen
* Stellar Blade
Orbitals (Retro-anime styled 3D co-op action platformer)
* Rayman Legends Retold
Big Walk (Friendslop, realistic world with those office-desk-drinking-bird characters)
One Piece: Grand Gourmet (Isometric Pixel cooking-restaurant sim based on Sanji)
Pokopia DLC; Bubbly Basin
Fire Emblem; Fortune's Weave (Details + release date)
Ninjala 2; The Uncharted Planet (3D action-adventure / RPG? - baby game)
Jujutsu Kaisen Rumble: Survivaton (Vampire Survivors developers make a JJK Vampire Survivors game, PvP score-)
* Lords of the Fallen 2
* Lies of P
* Devil May Cry 5
Muramasa; Revenant Blades (2D sidescroller slasher)
* Xenoblade Chronicles 1-3
Xenoblade Genesis (not!Hogwarts setting)
Nintendo Switch Sports Resort
* Runescape; Dragonwilds
Hello Kitty Partyland
Star Fox 
Final Fantasy Resonance (HD2D original, features crossovers, so likely Dissidia timeline tie-in)
Pikuniku 2 (Simplified Puzzle-RPG?)
Dragon Quest Monsters; The Withered World (DQ but Pokemon but Persona)
The Duskbloods Closed Network Test
Splatoon Raiders (Gameplay)
Deltarune Chapter 5
* Metaphor; ReFantazio
* Minecraft

Atelier Karia; The Night Kingdom & the Guide of Memories
* Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2
* Observer; System Redux
* DayZ
* Metal Gear Soild Vol.2 Master Collection (MGS4 + Peacewalker)
* Rise of the Tomb Raider
* Tales of Eternia Remastered
* Snow Runner
* Fitness Boxing 3
* Everbloom
* Final Fantasy XIV Online

* Kingdom Hearts Collection [1-3]
Kingdom Hearts 4
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake


<Highlights: Dragon's Dogma 2 DLC: Dark Arisen, Muramasa; Revenant Blades, Hello Kitty Partyland

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That was inarguably pretty bad. As expected from Nintendo, but still.

>>309549
>he already replied
>I've been watching the stream and "shit"posting with Niggerpill

That might have actually been worse than the Summer Goyim Fest.

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>gookblade 2
I'd say "fool me once" but they didn't even fool me once
>>309550
Moments like this are why it's sometimes okay to use the shadowban feature.

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Nintendo is officially in desperation mode.
>half of the direct was shovelware
>other half was ports
>10 minutes of pretending to thumb wrestle in wii sports to fill the runtime
It's creatively bankrupt but I get why they're remaking OOT again, that shit'll sell like mad.

>>309554
They're 100% filing for bankruptcy by 2030. After the OOT soymake and Pokemon Globohomo SEAmonkey Edition they have nothing.

>>309555
You're probably shitposting but if you actually believe that you're retarded. These fuckers have pokemon that alone makes you wrong.

>>309548
Where there ANY nintendrone games without niggers?

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>>309552
>Stellar blade
>censored to shit
It got uncensored after soyny got bullied. Maybe it will be REcensored in smitch 2.

>>309555
Nintendo seems like the least likely to go under considering they have a successful walled garden ecosystem.

>>309559
and insane brand loyalty

>>309555 (checked)
>They're 100% filing for bankruptcy by 2030
It is over nintendrones!

And its fucking over!

What did they announce at the nintendie direct?

>>309566
OOT remake and new rhythm heaven. Yes that's it.

The new Xenoblade has 0 fan service when it was the thing that carried the previous games. The western woke subhumans found their way into Nintendo exactly like they did with Sony.
Also the characters are trying too hard to be like AoT, anyway I don’t care about the series.

>>309569
Where's the fanservice in xenoblade 1?

>>309554
What’s more insane is that it’s self destruction. They had everything right during the Switch 1, so wtf are they doing? It feels they’re scared of doing something new so will just redo every game from the switch 1 days and call it a sequel.

>>309570
You will not gaslight me into believing they’re just going back to the roots and have good intentions. Nigger it’s Xenoblade 2 that was the most successful and because of fanservice.

>>309572
>the roots
Holy newfag

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i was interested in project eve first it came be but since they sold out and made completely different game how can i trust them that they wont do that shit again is not money all that shit up cares about

>>309575
The implication of that image?

>>309576
The implication is that she honked out a mean dirt snake if you catch my meaning

>>309577
Waste not, want not!

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>>309555
The sad thing is it's entirely because of line go up investor pressures that they've chosen to sell out so completely. They still have gazillions in cash on hand saved up from the Wii days they could use to just ride out the current shitshow, take some actual risks or even bribe the Diet to pass crippling restrictions on foreign investment in entertainment that would starve out their competitors. But the line must go up and everyone with the clout to make the board sit down and shut up is dead, so we get to watch nutendo sell its vital organs to baby eaters while accomplishing nothing of value.

>>309580
Pretty overdramatic. I think the talent's just gone and whoever's in charge of third party support is retarded.

>>309572
Xenoblade 2 was shit though

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>>309555
Not seeing it. The numbers aren't great, but they're not bad either, I think at worst it's plateaued too high for any real hardship. Back when Android started taking off I assumed their moneyprinter of DS/3DS/Switch might be a goner even for nips, but if that was going to happen it already would've. Switch 2 is here to stay for some insane reason.

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niggerpill on a nihilistic meltdown as usual tonight huh
must have been saving up all his pent up angsty soyrage until the clearnet site tor nodes became unbanned
and he's gonna get them unappealable-banned for another 3 months at this rate, so I oughta get my posts in now myself...

>>309597
Games are for kids like trix n' dicks is for yer mom.

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<irrelevant screencaps about fucking Nintendo of all things
<it's le ober :((((((((((((((
What the fuck is over you negroid brain. I'm not gatekeeping a company aimed at thumbsuck years old nor anyone else on this sub-20 people board.
Stop binging horse semen and jump down a dried up well. Fucking faggot.

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Does it really matter that much? Remember the result of Nintendo failing to give Pokemon fans what they wanted for years and years wasn't resigned acceptance, it was a handful of autists cobbling together Palworld out of pocket, and nothing from Nintendo suing them to "muh AI slop" whining could stop it.

>>309507
That would be unironically doable.

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>>309601
>>309608
Oh, so now you're asking the thread for prayer? Got it.

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Since you're here, Will Martin, here's a little message for you.
As a self-professed magician, you know that attempts to curse people ultimately hurt the giver of the curse more than his target. I've seen this happen. In the most extreme case, a young man utterly destroyed his own life for several months, and all he really got in return was making two people he didn't like get nosebleeds at the same time.
You're hurting yourself far more than you're hurting anyone else, Will. It's plain as day to anyone who sees you, even if they've never seen your videos.
It doesn't have to be like this, Will. I just want you to know that.
God be with you.

>>309584
Xenoblade 2 was fun. The deep lore was retarded along with the bad guys.

>>309613
Jin's existence as a character is what kept 2 from being goty for me. Holy shit you cannot make any bigger of a mary sue than that fucking faggot.

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>>309614
>Holy shit you cannot make any bigger of a mary sue than that fucking faggot
<Jin was designed by Tetsuya Nomura, a lead character designer for the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts series
<Nomura was the designer for the Torna characters in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and Torna ~ The Golden Country

>>309615
The fact this man made Tifa is baffling to me

>>309614
I hate everything about Jin and to put insult to injury is that he joins you and thanks to him you win against the not-pope, because of his super duper ability.
Fucking hell, just as bad as the Crystal NTR lore.

>>309620
>crystal NTR lore
QRD?

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>>309621
There is a group of people that hunt female blades, they kill the user, blade resets and they sell the core/crystal/whatever to a buyer. This part of the story is told by Zeke best bro
The thing is that blades not really lose their memories after a reset and they hold a glimpse of it, this was told from Vess story.
So yeah, female blades are used goods. I guess the cores/crystals that are form after a titan dies are brand new? I don't remember the details.
See this idiot right here? He was right, artificial blades are better and superior, since they don't fucking spy on you and inform the God/someguy about all the shit you do in your life. Yes that is another retarded thing about the story.
That idiot is the spirit of FOSS in XB2.
Artificial blades are virgins that will not spy on you and will only love you and only you.

Can you just give it a rest niggerpill. You've been aimlessly at it for years at this point and nobody is buying your shit.
You're like a gnat that just won't fuck off.

>>309623
Yes, and?

>>309628
>resorted to not even talking about video games anymore
kill yourself

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We have finally found a legitimate use for AI: deleting every single post excreted by Will Martin.

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Man, I wonder what kind of trauma niggerpill may have gone through to be such a retarded faggot?
Maybe his rabbi raped him when he was a kid?
Imagine doubling down on that shit despite being proved again and again that it doesn't work and that he's only making a fool of himself.
Go home niggerpill, just give it a rest already.

>>309555
>They're 100% filing for bankruptcy by 2030
I fucking wish.
>>309556
>These fuckers have pokemon that alone makes you wrong.
I don't believe him either, but remember that people said that same shit about Ubisoft:
<"They have Assassin's Creed, they are too big to fail!"
The main obstacle is that they are still swimming in that Wii and Switch money and it will take a while before that dries up.

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>>309627
Don't give him your precious (you)s, Anon, give them to me!
>>309638
Pyra/Mythra had one user before Rex, so maybe? Nia is a hybrid so I don't know how many users she had.

>>309640
Assassins creed is not the juggernaut that is pokemon. It's not even close. You can't slap assassins creed name on a box of shitty poptarts and have it sell to the point people are scalping it.

>>309643
I'm pretty sure the whole thing was made up whole cloth, don't feed it.
>>309644
But how many "people" are stupid enough to buy that? Listings like that are all grabblers who wish they could afford to flip land gold commodities bitcoins stonks cardboard rectangles and are stuck with crumbs of crumbs of crumbs.

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>>309643
>give them to me!
Sure thing.

>>309645
>But how many "people" are stupid enough to buy that? Listings like that are all grabblers who wish they could afford to flip land gold commodities bitcoins stonks cardboard rectangles and are stuck with crumbs of crumbs of crumbs.
You're missing the point

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>>309643
>give them to me!
Here you go.

>>309644
Another difference is Nintendo's sheer size, thanks to being not just a studio or publisher, but a platform holder.

Look at this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_video_game_companies_by_revenue
And notice that the only one over $5B/year that still just makes games is EA.

>>309647
My point is it's a bad example.
>>309649
That leads me to wonder: how much money does nutendo actually get from Pokemon? It's a joint venture between Nintendo and Game Freak which is still nominally independent. If the games crater that could still hurt Nintendo even if the brand itself sells like crack because they lose out on the platform revenue and system sales.

>>309651
I imagine they get a third of the profits

>>309622
If that medavots looking qt is supposed to be an artificial blade and somehow bad then xenoblade deserves to fail.

>>309654
No it is not bad, the thing is he made an artificial blade, because his species can't resonate with normal blades, so he built one the absolute madman.

>>309656
I like this guy already, I hope the nips dont shit on him for going against the status quo.

>>309653
That is apparently the case. Gross revenues and costs are pooled, then net profits are split 3 ways.

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>>309640
>Assassin's Creed
>~$4.7 Billion

>Pokemon
>~$115 billion
<This is comparable
Additionally, Ninten also has Mario ($9.74 billion), numerous other far healthier IP's (Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Smash, Kirby etc), their own hardware platform (currently the highest selling platform of 9th Gen by a huge margin / double the PS5, and a strong head-start into 10th Gen), with it's own storefront that they take a cut from every sale on (30% off of every eShop sale), and have an inordinate amount of national loyalty from the Japanese (and political legislators)', as well as an infamously cultishly loyal fanbase.
You're a fucking mouthbreathing retard if you think Ninten is going anywhere anytime soon. With the exception of Steam / Valve being unnaturally high-margin competitor (the second highest income-per-employee of any corporation on Earth in history, only recently knocked off of #1 by OnlyFans being ran by an even smaller office of jews), they're one of the strongest and most resilient media corporations today. They could rot on the vine and be drained by jews at the maximum rate like Yidsney has for the last decade and they'd still be a juggernaut in 25years, just off of where they are now.

>>309555
All of the big 3 have nothing. 
>Sony
A GoW side story that is going the marvel route with unbeatable women and annoying characters. That is on top of a Wolverine game that Sony paid way too much for the rights for.
>Microsoft
Halo remake no one asked for. New Fable no one asked for. Bringing back Spyro just to spite Sony?
>Nintendo
New Xenoblade, but looks more like they wanted to copy Fire Emblem Three Houses. Remaking OoT because it is in their emergency list of print money games. Fire Emblem but remains to be seen if any better then dogshit from previous game. Some bullshit and pointless timed events across their games. Also Duskbloods exist but FromSoft wasn't paid enough to care.

The theme in all three events was that each could deliver games, more specifically, 3rd party games. The actualy number of 1st party Microsoft's laughable "console exclusive" when still releasing on PC doesn't count games were tiny compared to the overall number of 3rd party. The problem is that all three went retard in slightly differing ways where for all the many teams they have under them, they fucked thenselves over and can'y make games fast enough.