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>chronic boredom
>violent desires disguised as humor
diagnosis: psychopathy

>>330703
I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

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>>330702 (OP) 
Why would a nuke do anything to solve your boredom? 
World wide instability makes it more likely we lose access to the internet or even electricity. And how much fun would you have then genius?

>>330706
Rape, thing I can't say here, cannibalism, murder, torture, poking people to blame those phenotypically dissimilar for their suffering.

>>330707
All things which would be happening to you in such a scenario.

>>330709
If I'm too weak to resist then it is the of this universe that my energy be transferred and taken.

>>330711
The law of this universe*

>>330707
You don't need nukes for that. Just go outside, touch grass and kidnap the first woman you see.

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>>330715
Not him as i would type out actually good examples of nice things like not having to pay rent, but
>touch grass
>get fined for tresspassing  on the wrong grass
>>330709
Yes goy the society keeps you safe goy things would be so much worse if you were free goy!
>>330706
People need each other during a crisis. It would empower impoverished males as people would be begging us for help in any and all ways you can think of AND there'd be no more gay regulations so you'd literally be free. No Internet? Do you think you're on the Internet right now? Loss of electricty? How is it that you think electricity would go away when there are car alternators all over the place that can be converted into windmills? The only issue would be finding 12 to 5v adapters assuming people would have nobody rigging them up themselves as a business, and they would be using basic components. With cellphones people would just bluetooth share stuff all over so books and game would still be there with people wishing there were more game controllers to go around but making otg cables is also easy with all the ewaste we have.  In a crisis people use literal lighters and a thick copper wire as a soldering iron and their teeth to strip wires. You lack imagination. You could have a starving gf at your feet stripping wires with her bare teeth as you make otg cables for the ignorant masses right now with your children running on a treadmill to power your 12v modular house made of cardboard and aluminum foil and plastic bags. Peple would buy your rigged cords for lb of acorn powder that they washed the tannins out of, frog jerky, etc. Using resistors and capacitors and basic wiring to lower 12v to 5v and to make sure the amps stay low just takes resistors and other ewaste. A junkyard is full of the components to take a car's alternator output and make it from 12v of far too much amps to 5v and low amps to charge cellphones that are all over the place. Making a shunt linear regulator is just raw parts and a soldering iron is just retardedly easy. If you made a desoldering wick from braded copper wires with pine tree resin on them mixed with alcohol it'd work to give you all the solder you need from broken electronics. getting around on a bicycle all day you'll be physically fit and happier for it and will plow your snaggle-toothed gf all day long and yet you think this is a bad idea.

>>330718
The only thing that wouldn't happen to you specifically is cannibalization because even cannibals don't want to catch your AIDS.

>>330731
>>330761
just say no to being an obnoxious retard

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Go join a teen takeover

>>330702 (OP) 
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>331132
megabased, anymore info on this?

>>331132
>if you say online you want each and everyone of them executed on sight for robbing you are arrested for hate speech
>people can freely steal stuff while filming and screaming and nothing happens
Wow, I really love democracy and the modern world, I wonder why people are choosing other radical systems, this one is working great so far. Now time for me to clean the store and pay taxes for the ruling pedo-cannibals to have their luxury yatchs and parties.

>>331132
>teen takeover
Such a nice advertiser friendly term for when the niggers are chimping out so hard that the journoscum can't pretend not to notice.