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Can we talk bicycles? 
Am I the only one here who like riding my bicycle?
>>329533 (OP) 
I like running and jumping rope more
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>>329533 (OP) 
>I like riding my bicycle
>the bicycle
>>329534
but biking gets you around more town then running does, I could maybe go 25km/hr. with running you're going considerably slower.
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>>329533 (OP) 
Sure, but what's there to discuss? Your ability to bike is completely dependent on where you live. A lot of cities are hot garbage when it comes to biking lanes and the like. Some cities have no problems with turning the bike lane into a FUCKING PARKING LANE all of a sudden.

So how's your biking day?
Bicycles and Their Practical Use in Prepping
May 31, 2026


"...To look into the future, we only have to visit the past, and how other cultures adapt to their circumstances. Long ago and far away, I lived just south of Copenhagen, Denmark for a while, and then on the oldest and once largest farm still standing on the Island of Bornholm that was first in Swedish territory, and then Danish territory. 

The farm had been established in the 1700s. In the end,  I was so immersed in the culture and language that locals did not believe I was an American.  More often than not, given my accent, they thought I was a transplanted Swede.

Part of me will always live in Denmark. You may recall the old song, 'I left my heart in San Francisco'. I left mine in Denmark - a Denmark that is no more.  

Two-Wheeled Transportation in Europe

The disposable income for the average European was once less than it was for the average American, and it may yet be lower again soon.  I purchased my first car myself at age 14 for only $149, as it was legal for 14 years olds to drive in Montana at that time back in the 1970s.  

I was already working on cars by the time I purchased my first, and when few Europeans used automobiles for most of their transportation needs, and typically not until their mid 20s, if even then.  

The early mopeds and bicycles of that time from the 1960s through the 1980s, and those at that time of my experience in the late 1970s were simple and rugged machines, so it was a cinch to repair or modify them..."

Source:
https://survivalblog.com/2026/05/31/bicycles-practical-use-prepping-tunnel-rabbit/
>>329539
A fucking car gets me further then either, and running is healthier then biking.
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>>329549


"...My feet are going bad and there is no way I would get far with only a 30 pound pack that is not adequate for cold weather operations. However, it is amazing how much additional life preserving gear and weight can be hauled on a bike. 

We can travel four times as far or four times faster, and move four more times the gear or weight in relative comfort, and use half the calories to get there..."

Source:
https://survivalblog.com/2026/05/31/bicycles-practical-use-prepping-tunnel-rabbit/
>>329550
Sounds like a literal bot reply.
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>>329551


Try to read.the whole article.
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>>329549
>and running is healthier then biking.
Swimming is the best low impact workout; Running is the WORST. Bicycling is a decent trade off and as long as you aren't one of those spandex-wearing Turbo-faggots who can't into traffic laws, the what's not to like?
I've been chasing codes on my truck for the last 3 weeks, and a shitty Mal-Wart Huffy, girl's bike has been my redemption after I cleanedit up, adjusted it for me and corrected all the brakes and derailuers that some fag who owned it before me couldn't into.
Cars are king for some things, but a good bike with a rack and panniers and even a trailer,(yes they make those for bikes,) can be a great stop-gap that will keep you trim too.
I take the seat off for a more secure fit.
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>>329553
>Running is bad for endurance hunters
On concrete, yea, otherwise nah
>>329550
Why would anyone ever namefag in threads that are not of a certain topic/role for the namefager? Tripfaggot usage makes far more sense. Do you even know how to make one? 
>>329533 (OP) 
I have a homemade ebike due to cars/etc having far too many rules. Mandetory insurance and zero tolerance for booze being in your system is a doulbe no deal for me. You can't even sleep in your car where I live either. Even at rest stops you are limiited to 3 hours. I hate society and will have to quell the rant now that is about to fly out into the keyboard if I don't stop typing. 

will post bike later
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>>329550
Don't reply to me without permission.
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>>329565
lol
>>329565


Bicycle infantry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_infantry
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>>329533 (OP) 
>Faggot OP likes to ride.
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>>329564 (me)
My gaycycle. Well, v1. I have rebult it so it is a bit different now but basically the same. I got into an accident. I have it on video but probably won't post it. He broke my fork and bent the rim and such, cheaper to just start from a pawn shop bicycle as a sorta scratch. Now it was made from a beach cruiser and has a coaster brake whereas this one had no brakes hence my crashing. 

Note how awesome my seat is. You are very jealous of this I am sure.
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>the angles don't show that is's a ghost rider tier mirror
Gods I'm a shitty photographer.
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>>329638
bike but I don't like mudguards in snowy conditions as they get clogged by snow and ice more quickly then dirt does. I usually take them off during winter and never put them on because most are a bitch refit into the bike back on. I don't know had bad experiences with fenders and winter, maybe I need to find a smaller tire but it doesn't seem worth looking into.
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E-bike incidents like this are going to be like a right of passage for many zoomers. Telling tails of road rash and that one pretty girl from school who wasn't pretty no more after taking a face plant off of an escooter. Seen a lot of near misses and somewhat surprised that there isn't more gore of kids doing stupid shit or fucking about in traffic.
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>>329960
Just get a saddle bag rack and you can put plastic or whatever over it if it's not a solid piece and boom you have splash guard and clearance and functionality.
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>>329971
>children are dying constantly on ebikes
>why no snuff
Cops are less likely to leak children dying on camera than adults.

That and adults are smart enough to get into milder crashes. 
>example of my mild crash wherein a (possibly) drunk old man was on the opposite side of the road in my bicycle lane 
Note the involuntary hair-flip so you know it's me. 

Having no brakes when old people have no reflexes and are  on the wrong side of the road ends up eventually becoming problematic. He has put himself into the hospital going over his own handlebars when he hit a pedestrian before. I think he lives in a barber shop wherein the homeless people all hide out in it at night. It's like a conspiracy. 

Anyway, old people nor kids should drive/ride such vehicles. They suck too much. Both the kids and the elderly are on the wrong side sometimes but a kid would have snaked around me rather than broke my bicycle fork like that. It hurt to cough for a month. Sneezing felt like I was getting assaulted. I guess I'm too fat and old to hit the ground. 

RIP that ebike imaged above. Had to rebuild rather than waste money on a fork when a fork costs more than a new pawn shop bike. Now I have coaster brakes. I'm probably the only one with coaster brakes on an ebike. It works. V-brakes don't. Disc brakes would be too expensive. 55 usd bike plus 500 in equipment and or accessories (like that 40+ usd seat) and I have another gaycycle. Everyone should have one. It's mpg is the equivalent of like 10 cents and you don't need any sort of insurance nor liscence, yet, but eventually you vwill as the kids must be protected dontchaknow and then a wild boomer will hit you anyway that lives in a fucking barber shop.
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I like being a bicycle
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>>330032
<when master is riding me and he squeezes my horn I make clown noises 
<it is only at this moment do I matter
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>>330029
Only fags ride bikes
>>329564
>quell the rant now that is about to fly out into the keyboard if I don't stop typing. 
Failure of the environment.
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