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>>3798
The patriot is great, hope I can be there for that one.
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>>3799
The Patriot (extended) is 3 hours long, will probably be last.
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>>3800
Let's just make that official now.
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Preshow starts now
Next week's films:
RapedByJeeves: Dikkenek (2006) 
blam: Heat Vision & Jack (1999) + The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934) 
Draconn: You Only Live Twice (1967)

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I don't know where to post this, so here you go.
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>>3575
Legit. Imagine getting roundhoused for not cleaning your room.
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>>3576
For me it was the time  he put a chopstick up his children's ass for not doing their math.
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Has David Lynch ever made a good movie? It sure doesnt seem like it. It just seems to be pretentious bullshit that never tells an actual story. I watched mullholland drive but im guessing the rest of his films are the same. (excluding elephant man) Elephant man wasnt pseudish. It was a normal movie. The impressions i've seen of his other movies reek of the mulholland drive pseud shit.
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>>3426
The plot was all over the place for sure, but I still enjoyed the film. Inland Empire works for what it is; a highly experimental art film. To me it perfectly captures the essence of independent film making in the 2000s with then-new digital tools and cheap electronics, including the camcorder which Lynch used. In fact the camcorder works in favor of the movie, making everything feel raw and gritty like a nightmare you can't wake up from (spoilers!) Plus it's /retro/ but that's more of an acquired taste.
Inland Empire may not be Lynch's best movie but it's still worth at least one watch.
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>>1761 (OP) 
Lynch was good at making a certain type of film, dramas. Elephant Man would be indistinguishable from an overly artsy Lifetime or Hallmark movie if you made the titular character only slightly disfigured. Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, and the general idea of Twin Peaks are pseudo-autobiographical works of his and are well made, even if Eraserhead is closer to the stage play performance of Elephant Man than the serial performance of Blue Velvet and Twin Peaks. However, he had a hard time moving beyond autobiography as a writer, especially after Hollywood scorned him and transitioned to digital. If you learn about his life and philosophy, much of the mystique of his works evaporates, and the deeper meanings of them rise like oil in water. He is an example of someone who needs a fellow creative to bounce off of and/or a studio to control him. He obviously a people person and would have been good in a collective, which the development of the first season of Twin Peaks virtually was and the development of the third season of Twin Peaks clearly wasn't. If you want to consider him a pseud because of these things, I wouldn't argue against it.
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>>3429
>the camcorder works in favor of the movie, making everything feel raw and gritty like a nightmare you can't wake up from (spoilers!)
I also got that it was also intentional on his part for a theme, but man, it was still dirt mcnasty (at least to the average viewer today).

>>3437
>If you learn about his life and philosophy, much of the mystique of his works evaporates, and the deeper meanings of them rise like oil in water.
Second this. Look up transcendental meditation, for example.

>He is an example of someone who needs a fellow creative to bounce off of and/or a studio to control him.
He has said that he presents ideas the way he envisions them, so yes, doing a television series really forced him to surrender to an audience that wasn't willing to let his creative juices flow the way he wanted (for example, the constant pressure to reveal the killer - this drove him bonkers).

I think it's a bit of a disservice that you can't just sit and watch his work without knowing where he comes from (at least for the most part). No one will casually pick up Inland Empire and sit through it unless you one, like crazy shit for the sake of crazy shit, or two, you've already figured out, more or less, what Lynch is about and want to see him unleashe
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>>1761 (OP) 
Mulholland drive is just not chronologically, otherwise it's quite straight forward.
Denis Villeneuve is a massive faggot who has never made a good film. All he does is adapt books or real life events to match his retarded interpretations of them which completely subvert the original work, even if he was not in the writer's seat for Prisoners through Enemy. 

Dune is his worst creation. It is the pyre of Dune due to its excessively successful perception by the general audience in comparison to the continuations by Frank's hack son and said son's ghost writer. It turns Dune into his delusion of Blade Runner and warps the source material beyond comprehension. Kynes is a dirty black woman despite how Kynes was meant to be a supplementary father figure to Paul, and the Harkonnens are a bunch of overly clean white men, get it? Due to this, Feyd-Rautha is a weird bald freak, despite how handsome the actor is! No, you retarded Quebecois! Feyd-Rautha is supposed to be handsome! He's supposed to be a legitimate alternative to Paul! And why cast a Frenchman as an obviously Greek character? Paul Atreides is GREEK.

These issues go on and on. I restrained myself from mentioning anything he did to Chani and further criticism on his aesthetic changes from the novel. These problems are present in every film he makes. Villeneuve is a total pseud director. His works are popular for aesthetics and marketing.

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I've been looking left and right for good Carfellas and I'm in the Band torrents for weeks now.
There's a lot of awful 2009 disney sticoms I would like to watch but I can't find most of them.
I'm also looking for Shrek 2 dubbed in japanese.
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>>3160
>Look it up
>Available on Amazon Prime

Record screen time?
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Back in the olden days of 8/rec/ someone posted pic related, and it introduced me to so many quality (non-Disney) animation movies... Any clues on who made it or if it was ever updated?
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I can't believe I'm asking this, but anyone know where I can download Ironheart miniseries? 1337 doesn't have a torrent, is like nobody bothered to pirate that trashfire.
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>>3754
Never mind.
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>>3754
but why

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>>3758
We're in the thick of when Twin Peaks shat the bed. But I guess at least we have Denise for now.
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I know that there's at least a few of you here besides me that love this stuff and sleepy /vhs/ was missing a place to discuss it.
Because there's crossover lets say Sentai goes here too.

What is everyone's favorite types of martial arts movies?
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>>3774
I'd prefer something more grounded and serious. Not too much asspull/magic stuff, tastefully shot. Anything is fine, really. Ones you've seen on movie nights are fine, too. Haven't attended many of those.
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>>3775
>Ones you've seen on movie nights are fine, too. Haven't attended many of those
Which ones have you seen?
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>>3787
Just throw some at me, man... please... They don't even have to fit what I specified. Offer your favorites up. Just something, man.
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>>3788
Sure.
>Deadly Silver Spear
>One Armed Boxer
>Master of the Flying Guillotine
>Shaolin Invincible Sticks
>Eagles Claw
>Secret Shaolin Kung Fu
>Gun Wang/Shaolin Invincible Sticks
>Shaolin Red Master
>all three One Armed Swordsman movies
>Invincible Armor
Those are all good starts off the top of my head. I can post some more after I get enough sleep to think clearly.
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>>3792
Much appreciated, man. I'll let you know when I get through some of them.

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It's the most spookiest time of the year.
Halloween has the best movies of any holiday. B-Movies specially.
What have you watched this month?
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I finally got the chance to watch Werner Herzog's Nosfreatu all the way through and I have to say that I kind of don't care for it as much as the original. The last 20 or 30 minutes are the best part of the movie as far as atmosphere goes. Klaus Kinski was suitably creepy of course. I do think the makeup was a bit too much. Max Schreck's makeup made him look inhuman but he could wear a bit of a disguise an pass for a particularly ugly eastern European immigrant. Kinski is just clearly a fucking bat man of some kind. It would be like if the bat form from Copola's Dracula was just walking around Victorian England in a top hat and everyone was just like "He's just a slav innit?"
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Didn't know this got announced until today.
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>>3594
Might see it, although I expect a cheap sequel with terrible writing.
>>3006
>Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy - classic
I've watched all or most of Abbott and Costello Meet films and I REALLY can't get into them. I'm not sure why. I love the Stooges and Laurel and Hardy.
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Kaiju & Kaijin and other Tokusatsu!
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While I'm at it, Amicus did three Edgar Rice Burroughs caveman/prehistoric movies:
The Land That Time Forgot
The People That Time Forgot &
At the Earth's Core
These are more "lost world" type films than prehistoric ones but they do have cavemen and dinosaurs.
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Here's some more.
>Planet of Dinosaurs.
Italian spacemen crash land on a prehistoric planet.
>Caveman
A mexican comedy movie featuring Ringo Starr & Shelly Long and despite what I just wrote is kind of fun. The SFX are nice anyway.
>Legend of Dinosaurs & Monster Birds
A not quite kaiju movie from Toei.
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This was the original concept for the Heisei Mecha Godzilla.
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A thread for movies featuring tomboys. What counts as a tomboy movie is kind of vague, as they don't necessarily have to be about 'being a tomboy' or 'the phenomenon of tomboys', but ideally a tomboy should be prominently featured in the film instead of being a background character and ideally the movie would be good. 
In theory this isn't be limited to anime, but I suspect they'll be the only films worthwhile since a lot of western movies about 'tomboys' are either butch dyke ntr films or tranny garbage.
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Unrelated, but I was reading about Atalanta from Greek mythology and she'd be perfect material for a tomboy movie. Here's a brief summary leaving out some details:

>She's left to die in on a mountain by her father for not being the son he wanted
>A she-bear picks her up and raises her until some hunters continue the raising
>Atalanta turns into an amazing huntress, killing centaurs and completely incapacitating a boar that was wreaking havoc on a village
>She's also pretty hot, yo, but she hates the boys
>She makes peace with her parents and lives with them
>All the boys in the yard continue to like her milkshakes so she tells them she'll marry whoever beats her in a race
>Of course, all lose because she's so good
>One cunning guy gets Aphrodite's help (she likes taming young mistresses) by getting some golden apples that no one can resist
>He uses them in the race and wins
>Marries her, impregnates her, and has a son who may potentially have a God as a father instead, but it's inconclusive - this happens a lot in Greek mythology
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>antisocial tomboy orphan
I think this counts. Looks like she gets de-tomboyed at the end though.
>>3527
Wow, the word was used correctly for once.
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>>3681
>a girl who enjoys rough, noisy activities traditionally associated with boys.
I fail to see how the other examples are used incorrectly.

Brave would be a pretty straightforward example. Apparently its bad though but so are most of the films in this thread
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>>3747
Yeah, it is pretty bad, I wished that the movie focused on her dealing with the fact she was going to marry the winner of a tournament, instead of dealing with bears and curses.

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