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>>198689 (OP) 
Warning, this webm is a screamer.
>How do you fend off a bear attack?
Bear mace or a firearm.

With your hands.

With my bear hands

>>198689 (OP) 
Fuck you.

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>>198689 (OP) 
stand up in seig heil pose and shout
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES
the bear will not only halt is attack, but join forces with you

With anime.

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>>198897
Do you think warning people about a shitty screamer is going to get you good boy points? Faggot

>>199140
Kaguya has to give him good boy points which he will then spend on Mokou.

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>>198689 (OP) 
I watch a lot of naruto so I know the correct karate to defeat the bear. I'm not going to tell you the secret moves though, my master forbids it.

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>>199140
I think he wished to ruin OP's fun. An ancient internet practice known as trolling.

>>198689 (OP) 
Haven't we already had this thread? You jam your fist down its throat

>>198927
OOOOOOOOH Hahahahahahahahahaha

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>>199140
Do you think not warning people about a shitty screamer is going to get you naughty boy/girl points? Faggot

>>199152
i want to fuck that

>>199154
A marshmallow with a hat?

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>>199156
yea

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>>199152
Yes

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>>199159
Well, I prefer the good boy points

>>199140
>scaring random strangers online is fun... because I am a spiritual nigger

>>199168
>being a massive fucking pussy
I bet you wet the bed still, faggot.

>>199169
I don't, but I think that it's a cute trait for females.

>>199169
>being a massive fucking nigger
Don't go stealing bicycles now, you faggot.
>>199175
Constantly buying new beds and mattresses adds up.

>>199176
>Constantly buying new beds and mattresses adds up.
It's just a fantasy. There's so much baggage associated with actually having a 3DPD girlfriend/wife...

>>199176
>Don't go stealing bicycles now
Try and stop me whitey.

>>199178
Kek, you're so based.

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>guy asks how you would defend against bear
>massive internet fight happens instead

>>199180
why are you seething and writing cringe greentext all across the site?

>>199180
>massive 
>thread has a little over 20 posts
>most of which are one line or a couple sentences
Drama addict.

>>198689 (OP) 
I wasnt scared.

>>199180
write an ed article about it

But why do they call it a screamer if only a girl would scream and it's really a jump scare tho?

>>199169
Wetting the bed is alpha as fuck. Never heard of the mcdonald's triad?

What about the bear armor?
https://inv.vern.cc/watch?v=1MEUOW7cERI
Sure bears would not stand against one of these bad boys

>>199656
Doesn't look like he could move around a lot in that suit.
You might be protected against the bears teeth and claws, but now you're permanently stuck under a 500 lb bear, and you're probably not strong enough to just bench press it off of you. The bear is most likely not going to become bored and stop.
Now what?

>>199486
Because it's the entity on the screen that screams, not necessarily the viewer.
>tho
Discord/nigger "vocabulary".

>>199802
No, I'm not a "basehead", but curiously enough that expression (denoting a person addicted to freebase cocaine) is what spawned the "based" we all unfortunately know.

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>>198689 (OP) 
Lee you gotta stop sniffing petrol man its not good for you, bears are the least of our worries right now.
We've gotta get down there and find a boat. We have to keep clementine safe.