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ITT: You summarize a segment of a plot or entire plot in vague and obtuse terms and anons try to guess which game you're talking about.

Examples:

>old lady from fantasy auschwitz gets turned into a giant pickle and then dies
>you're waifu gets the urge to turn into the ender of reality and then your alternate self does it for her
>private investigator goes to a school but there's an ojou only cult that happens to have a shrink ray or some shit I forget
>nobunaga has aids and you gotta help him out

I'm sure you guys are better at this then me so go wild.
Little brat sprays her gas over a nearby city.
Hat-infatuated alien fights against organized crime, birds, a demon, hallucinogenic plants, and a little girl.
I stuffed my wife into a computer and she killed everyone!
Everyone's trying to kill me and its somehow okay, but if I do it I'M the bad guy?
Casinos are VERY important in a post-apocalyptic society.
BoTW but made in China
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>>248197
2nd one is A Hat in Time
Do I win anything?
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A furry tries to create an army of furries to conquer the world but one of his retarded creations turns on him.
A man wakes up in a morgue with no recollection of who he was, and must navigate a world of horrors where belief makes reality.
A mutt has to defeat an ancient evil by helping her worst enemy.
A complete psychopath working for the government uncovers a plot to takeover the world decades in the making.
Some guy makes it to work late and has to stop an alien invasion.
The hero goes back in time and becomes a complete edgelord.
An amnesiac is rescued by a couple of workers and ultimately volunteers to be the last line of defense against a maniacal robot monstrosity and his robot army.
The big bad wolf killed your father, and now you have to learn everything you can about medieval warfare to defeat him and his theme of colorful cohorts.
You're taken from prison and tasked with solving a murder in the most generic fantasy world ever.
An idiot scientist working with portal technology summons a horrible evil to his home so he has the bright idea of doing it again because this time it will totally work out right?
An alien singlehandedly defeats and subverts the US government while blaming the ruskies for it.
Teddy bear picnic goes horribly wrong.
>>248206
>A complete psychopath working for the government uncovers a plot to takeover the world decades in the making.
Deus Ex
>Some guy makes it to work late and has to stop an alien invasion.
Come on, this one's so easy.
>An amnesiac is rescued by a couple of workers and ultimately volunteers to be the last line of defense against a maniacal robot monstrosity and his robot army.
Metal Arms grinch in the system? I think that's the name from memory.
>You're taken from prison and tasked with solving a murder in the most generic fantasy world ever.
Oblivion?
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>>248208
>You're taken from prison and tasked with solving a murder in the most generic fantasy world ever.
>Oblivion?

Daggerfall, probably.
>>248209
Oh yeah I always forget about daggerfall.
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>the loli's fairy friend is actually the demon lord
>the apparent villain is actually a random end-game party member from a 30 years installment that even most fans of the series haven't played extensively
>the boy helping FeMC that is strongly suggested to be the deceased brother of one of FeMC's girlfriends is actually that girlfriend, hypnotised so she doesn't realize what she's doing
>the second wave of an alien invasion attacks the Impossible Mission Force headquarters and a porn studio among other targets
>a man dresses up as his older brother's gf to play decoy
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>>248209
>>248210
DF's protag has a clearly defined backstory. Never prisoner.
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>>248212
>the loli's fairy friend is actually the demon lord
It's not bravely default right? Because from what I remember that's not really what happens.
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Still Have
A furry tries to create an army of furries to conquer the world but one of his retarded creations turns on him.
A man wakes up in a morgue with no recollection of who he was, and must navigate a world of horrors where belief makes reality.
A mutt has to defeat an ancient evil by helping her worst enemy.
The hero goes back in time and becomes a complete edgelord.
The big bad wolf killed your father, and now you have to learn everything you can about medieval warfare to defeat him and his theme of colorful cohorts.
An idiot scientist working with portal technology summons a horrible evil to his home so he has the bright idea of doing it again because this time it will totally work out right?
An alien singlehandedly defeats and subverts the US government while blaming the ruskies for it.
>>248208
>deus ex
Correct.
>too easy
Correct.
>Metal Arms
Correct
>oblivion
Close but you know who did it in that one.
>>248209
>Daggerfall
Correct.
>>248213
I thought you were a prisoner in that one to.
>>248218
>A man wakes up in a morgue with no recollection of who he was, and must navigate a world of horrors where belief makes reality
Planescape: Torment.

Here's one.
>the bad guys won a long time ago, and you're ultimately just trying to deny them their prize out of spite.
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>>248212
Fourth has to be that Duke Nukem 3D expansion.

These are part of a series:
>Dad gives his kids too much unsupervised playtime. Mayhem ensues.
>Dad from before has daddy issues, you need to deal with them.
>Some rando got caught in the crossfire and ain't happy about it.
>Dad gives his daughter too much unsupervised playtime. Will he ever learn.
>Daughter from before grows up to become an annoying preachy fuck. Never gets called on it.
>Daughter is now an annoying mopey fuck so you have to deal with things.
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>>248218
>1
Sonic Forces?
>2
Deadly Premonition?
>3
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse?
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<You destroyed an amusement park decades ago and new have to fix the entire thing while your lost brother chews you out
<In trying to revive your daughter, you find out how to possess people, so you hide that information from the FBI by committing suicide and possessing an FBI agent
<You're the final evolution of humanity, and trying to save an alien from your former group of friends
<After killing every single scumbag and corrupt politician in town, you run off with the gold because you're still wanted for murder

>>248206
>A man wakes up in a morgue with no recollection of who he was, and must navigate a world of horrors where belief makes reality.
Dementium
>An alien singlehandedly defeats and subverts the US government while blaming the ruskies for it.
Destroy All Humans
>Teddy bear picnic goes horribly wrong.
Naughty Bear

>>248197
>Everyone's trying to kill me and its somehow okay, but if I do it I'M the bad guy?
Postal 2
>Casinos are VERY important in a post-apocalyptic society.
New Vegas
>BoTW but made in China
Genshin Impact
>A airplane pilot meets a vampire lady and they fight to get her castle back
>You star as a man with an existential crisis who was formerly known for the XGAMES
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>>248220
Correct.
>>248222
>sonic forces
The same genre, but incorrect.
>deadly Premonition
Incorrect
>Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
Correct.
>>248223
>dementium
Incorrect it was >>248220
>Destroy all Humans
Correct
>Naughty Bear
I had forgotten that game ever existed, I now declare this the real answer.
>>248224
>first one
OK, I need to know what that is and can you fuck the vampire lady?
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>old man is tricked into killing multiple people to shut off a computer
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>>248224
>>248226
The first one is Zwei II.
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>>248228
Arigato!
>>248206
>A furry tries to create an army of furries to conquer the world but one of his retarded creations turns on him.
Crash Bandicoot
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>>248231
Correct.
>guy loves his sister a little too much and decides to turn the world into vietnam to revive her
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>>248234
Drakengard?
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>>248235
close
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>>248236
Drakengard 2?
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>>248237
how the fug does that fit drakengard 2?
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>>248238
I don't know, I haven't played either, I only know a little of the plot from 1. You said it was close.
>>248199
Correct
Free hug!
>>248223
>Postal 2
Nope
>New Vegas
Correct
>Genshin Impact
Correct


Little brat sprays her gas over a nearby city.
I stuffed my wife into a computer and she killed everyone!
Everyone's trying to kill me and its somehow okay, but if I do it I'M the bad guy?

Moar

An old man pretending to be an old woman needs attention so she opens doors everywhere.
I'm supposedly the leader of a military but in reality control nothing, not even myself.
Sometimes a princess has to take things into her own hands.
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Expert mode:
>a stone imp challenges you to matches of Concentration for your soul and your reward is to creampie the princess
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>The hero goes to the future and becomes a complete edgelord to ultimately send himself to the past. I messed this one up
>The big bad wolf killed your father, and now you have to learn everything you can about medieval warfare to defeat him and his theme of colorful cohorts.
>An idiot scientist working with portal technology summons a horrible evil to his home so he has the bright idea of doing it again because this time it will totally work out right?
>A group of prisoners are left for dead in a dungeon , but the dungeon is actually a prison to contain the murder cube.
>You play as one of several adventurers who are trying to find a mystical genie that can grant any wish, but they have to fight past a trio of semi-competent bad guys.
>>248217
No, not BD.
Hint
>the loli has pink pantsu but you can't see them unless you do incredibly tedious shit so you just cheat to see them instead

>>248221
Yes, it's the Duke expansion

>>248223
Is the amusmenet park on Monkey Island?

>>248218
>I thought you were a prisoner in that one to.

Nah, you awaken in a cove after being shipwrecked. Depending on your character class your journal will give you one of a few premade backstories showing how you met the Emperor and came to be his agent. A few possible backgrounds, but far from all, do have you as a prisoner but it's only mentioned in text and in the past.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Daggerfall:Background_History
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>>248197
>I stuffed my wife into a computer and she killed everyone!
Portal 2
>>248247
>A group of prisoners are left for dead in a dungeon , but the dungeon is actually a prison to contain the murder cube.
Legend of Grimrock.
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>>248245
> An old man pretending to be an old woman needs attention so she opens doors everywhere.
Umineko?
>I'm supposedly the leader of a military but in reality control nothing, not even myself.
MGSV
>Sometimes a princess has to take things into her own hands.
Either Hyper Princess Pitch or Super Princess Peach, this is too generic.
>>248247
First one is a mangled version of InFamous. In that game the hero became a complete edgelord in the future and then sent himself to the past. Also that image is somebody's fetish commission, I'm sure of it.
>>248254
>that image is somebody's fetish commission
That's a pretty hot commission
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>>248253
Dammit, I was this close to guessing that but I wasn't sure because I've never actually played Grimrock.
>>248247
>The hero goes to the future and becomes a complete edgelord to ultimately send himself to the past.
Jak trilogy.

>>248245
>I stuffed my wife into a computer and she killed everyone!
Portal.
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>>248250
>Is the amusmenet park on Monkey Island?
No
>>248254
>Umineko?
Nope, but you're close, culturally speaking
>MGSV
Correct
>Either Hyper Princess Pitch or Super Princess Peach, this is too generic.
SPP. Correct
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>>248253
>Legend of Grimrock
Correct
>>248254
>InFamous
Sadly haven't played this yet.
>>248258
>Jak Trilogy
Correct, specifically Jak 2.
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>Man is Jesus Christ with planes
>Local jew makes little girl work for him
>Edgelord has Kali Linux on his phone
>Shameful Display
>Man goes to North Korea and throws things to the soldiers
>Man has to rescue a girl but uses his job as a excuse to get laid.
>People are being lobotomized of watching propaganda and a little girl without visible panties (sadly) has to destroy the production of mass media to save the world.
>Catholic man start killing sandniggers, but he goes all the way to remove heresy and end up killing Satan himself.
>You are a soldier and your jewish boss from the Rothschilds order you to kill a general from the Not German Reich, and you go in several missions killing each general until reaching the Emperor himself, which also has a jewish name, but is not jewish i think.
>>248264
>Shameful Display
Shogun Total War.
>Catholic man start killing sandniggers, but he goes all the way to remove heresy and end up killing Satan himself.
Dante's Inferno.
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>>248255
You sure about that buddy?
>>248261
>Nope, but you're close, culturally speaking
In that case, it's gotta be 999.
>>248264
>Man is Jesus Christ with planes
Some Ace Combat game, I guess.
>Local jew makes little girl work for him
Degrees of Lewdity?
>Edgelord has Kali Linux on his phone
Watch Dogs
>Man goes to North Korea and throws things to the soldiers
Crysis?
>Catholic man start killing sandniggers, but he goes all the way to remove heresy and end up killing Satan himself.
That one Vampire: The Masquerade game that was a Diablo clone.

Here's some of mine:
>You have serious anger issues and only mass theft, killing and property damage can fix it.
>MC teams up with three jews and a nigger to form humanity's last line of defense against the god of baroque architecture.
>You're snowed in with your family and the only way to pass the time is mass incest.
>City 17 has betrayed you, now you must wield Fabulous Secret Powers to kill every richfag standing between you and your future daughterwife.
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>>248265
>Shogun Total War.
yes
>Dante's Inferno.
Maybe fits in the description, but was not the game i had in mind.
>>248266
>Some Ace Combat game, I guess.
but is the one where you're literally a messiah
>Degrees of Lewdity?
no
>Watch Dogs
correct
>Crysis
Yes
>That one Vampire: The Masquerade game that was a Diablo clone.
no
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Going to change up my last three from >>248247
>A renegade knight and his lackeys usurps the throne and now you must learn proper castle management and defense to avenge your father and take back your stolen lands.
>A scientist opens a portal to another world and gets his homeworld invaded by a wizard and his dinosaur army, so he decides to summon something even scarier than a dinosaur to stop him.
>A witch, lolicon, fag, a russian robot, and rule63 sun wukong all try to find a mythical power that can grant any wish, but only of them or maybe two can get their wish.
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>>248269
>>A scientist opens a portal to another world and gets his homeworld invaded by a wizard and his dinosaur army, so he decides to summon something even scarier than a dinosaur to stop him.
Spyro 2.
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>>248246
The Demon's Stele & The Dog Princess/悪魔の石板と呪いの犬姫?

in a similiar vein:
>local man fucks a water spirit, a pile of mud, a dream demon, angels, and death itself, but if he fucks the pink haired loli his childhood friend steps in to stop him
>if you kill the damn monkey nothing bad happens
>a girl is bullied and only has one eye so you save her and start dating and eventually develop a fetish for touching scars
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>>248278
>>a girl is bullied and only has one eye so you save her and start dating and eventually develop a fetish for touching scars
I still haven't started Teaching Sylvie
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>50 replies in less than half a day
>no shitflinging
>no outrage porn
>only videogame discussion
>on /v/

>Local messiah gets lost in the subway with the ugliest schoolgirl ever conceived by mankind
>Dead man gets just revenge from his brother by inviting people over for dinner
>Man searching for his illegitimate daughter receives another illegitimate daughter as a consolation prize
>Local dead man is bullied into strangling other men by his Jewish patron
>Raving singularity saves naked lady from abstract shapes and ethnic imagery
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>you force yourself to pretend to be your deceased best friend and lie to everyone that it was you who got killed save for your friend's sister who saw him die
>trash man finally gets to paradise through time-travel shenanigans after the fans demanded another sequel against the developer's wishes
>>248234
Tales of Symphonia?
>>248285
>Man searching for his illegitimate daughter receives another illegitimate daughter as a consolation prize

Gotta be silent hill.
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>>248289
But Heather isn't illegitimate
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>>248290
She's adopted, does that not count?
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>Robo lesbos on the radio
>Single mother tries to curb stop her kid because he won't stop crying
>Serve a bitch of a queen just because it gets a little rainy sometimes
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>>248292
No it doesn't? Since when was that the case?

>>248295
>>Single mother tries to curb stop her kid because he won't stop crying
Is this that carnival ((horror)) thing?
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>>248289
Yes, I was thinking of Silent Hill.
>>248290
>But Heather isn't illegitimate
She's not his daughter either. I may have mixed up words here, and in my defense my head hurts as if I was run over by a truck.
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>>248297
Damn, I was gonna guess that too since there's literally nothing else resembling that plotline.
>>248296
>Is this that carnival ((horror)) thing?
Nope.
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>guy everyone thinks is just a well-meaning goof actually tried to rape you then sealed your memories so that the only way for you to figure out the truth would be to piece clues together and remember on your own because if anyone else were to tell you it'd kill you
>everything you did was bad and you should feel bad, the only solution is to lie down and let yourself get suicided filthy goy
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>>248287
Yeah you got it
>Man drifts into town seeking to kill his brother; winds up freeing local area from the control of a kike, his band of circus freak enforcers, and plans for a multiculti communist "utopia".
>Antagonist summons "God"; gets a giant alien horsefly.
>Run a gauntlet to disarm a bunch of bombs while some guy on a loudspeaker raves with increasing derangement, and eventually starts going off about his mommy-dom/adult baby fetish.
>Series main villain discovers his mom working at a whorehouse, all while the hero rides his ass and grinds his crotch as memorably weird music plays.
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>>248303
>1
I wanna say white memories but I never actually played it
>2
Bioshock infinite?
>>248305
Is the first one infamous second son?
I'm very interested to know what the last one is though
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>>248306
>Is the first one infamous second son?
Not the one I'm thinking of, no.
>>248279
She doesn't have one eye champ
>>248278
First is Kamidori
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>>248267
>but is the one where you're literally a messiah
Mobius 1?
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>>248310
indeed
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>>248312
https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=vrss4Xx5Lu8
They were always my favorite country

>World class furry bait gets brainwashed by literal fairy to save their hatsune miku from an incel
>A not!loli rapefugee must escape the vague cosmological darkness by making enough money for herself and preferably her actual loli with actual darkness powers
>You can nightcrawl shikieiki
>little girl and her wife go around beating up the town's other kids to prove they're good enough to beat up a monster that really just wants to go home
>villain is former hero corrupted after his telling a wish granter he's going to kill it and it masters was taken as a wish
>a cadet sent to investigate some space bullshit is accidentally teleported to the other side of the known galaxy, he accidentally winds up conquering that sector of space economically 
>stuntman does ecological management on his based grandpa's property
>a boy and his bird help a princess and a foreign king get kidnapped by pirates, then the boy and foreign king grope the pirate's prince

>>248287
Deponia?
So, which plots still haven't been guessed yet?
>>248315
>a cadet sent to investigate some space bullshit is accidentally teleported to the other side of the known galaxy, he accidentally winds up conquering that sector of space economically
X series
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>>248316
this ones from mine, i changed a few a bit

>Local jew makes little girl make money for him
>Man has to rescue a girl but uses his job as a excuse to get laid.
>People are being lobotomized of watching propaganda and a little girl without visible panties (sadly) has to destroy the production of mass media to save the world.
>Catholic man start killing sandniggers, but he goes all the way to remove heresy and end up killing Satan himself (PS2 game)
>You are a soldier and your jewish boss from the Rothschilds order you to kill a general from the Not German Reich, and you go in several missions killing each general until reaching the Emperor himself, which also has a jewish name, but is not jewish i think.
>>248317
Yes, X4 Terran Cadet specifically.
>>248273
Correct
>>248316
Nobody's guessed mine yet: >>248266
>>248316

No one guessed mine
>>248221
even though they are all part of the same game series and presented in order.
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>>248315
>>villain is former hero corrupted after his telling a wish granter he's going to kill it and it masters was taken as a wish
Either Strelok or Kiritsugu
>>248324
Is it a fighting game series?

>>248316
mine and I don't think anyone's guessed OP's yet.
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>>248316
this
>>248227
>>248301
OH OH ISAAC!
>a man packing 18 inches wakes up on the moon and must stop a doomsday cult
>>248323
Not STALKER (Strelok never touched the Wish Granter) or Fate.

>>248264
Is the little girl without visible panties Ape Escape 3?
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>superhero(s)
>comes out of retirement
>fights robots 
>villain shows up
>fights 1robot on island
>fight guards
>walk around facility 
>gets captured
>play as other different heroes that know the main hero
>find main hero
>walk around the facility some more
>fight some more guards
>use super plane
>fight 1robot in city.
the end.
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>>248331
One of the Incredibles licensed games?
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>>248331
The Hulk?
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>>248330
>Is the little girl without visible panties Ape Escape 3?
Indeed, my friend.
>>248332
yes, i didn't expect that to be the first answer
>>248333
which hulk game? i think i have only played one based on the 2003 movie.
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>>248336
I dunno I was just guessing
>>248325
>Is it a fighting game series?
No, it's just about as far removed from that genre as can possibly be.
>>248195 (OP) 
LIVEALIVE?
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>>248339
nope
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>>248195 (OP) 
YIIK (Y2K)
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>>248341
I assume you're guessing 2 so WRONG. Close though. Here's a hint: It's an MMO from japan
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>>248336
It's pretty obviously the plot to the film with a few extra fights against henchmen thrown in.
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>>248314
I have some more
>What if jews and the germans were role reversed in this fantasy WW2 where spain is somehow involved
>Local kook/priest gets caught up in a war, goes rogue, then gets worshipped.
>Shota and his two indentured loli servants tries to kill god but gets stopped by the power of love
>You are the plane devil
>You are the plane sim
>You go on Hajj but it's an actual spiritual journey.
>You save the stars by destroying the world.

>>248342
PSO or FF 14?
>>248295
>Single mother tries to curb stop her kid because he won't stop crying 
Binding of Isaac
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>Turtledove's Worldwar: The Video Game
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>>248353
Hey no, follow the OP.
also that time travel police force thing
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>>248354
But that's the plot, it's not complicated enough for more than that
Also no, sorry
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>>248356
iron storm?
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>>248357
Nope, based off WW2 not WW1
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>the humble beginnings of a group of friends who meet a guy who is really good at being off-screen.
>the friends go from being at the backyard to meet a fire breathing dragon then they all go to jail but it's okay because they get to meet a giant alien on the desert and live in japan.
>Satan shows up and shares a beer or 2 with the friends but then something went screwee and before you knowee the friends were all in hell.
>hell is real but Gilbert GODfried never shows up which means he took the form of the multiple flying horses from the Hercules Disney movie but instead of being faggy about morals and shit they saints row 4.5 you into an epic lavaless volcano credit sequence.
>Halo DLC ftw?!?
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>>248279
wrong but same dev
>>248309
correct
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>you're fending off an alien invasion but the magic thingamanig whose pieces you've been collecting the entire game turns out be the key to summoning the alien queen, now you gotta kill her and her daughter in a long-ass boss fight gauntlet with no save points
>you throw the main villain and final boss into the lava and win, but most versions of the game don't let you get the last collectable without cheats because he ate it in a cutscene
>the final boss is JK niggerpill
>the true final boss is Eden living rent-free inside the head of loli niggerpill
>you were a backup body for the main villain in case something happened to him before his master plan was complete
>you die to endlessly respawning enemies at the end because the game is a prequel
>the russian guy from earlier in the game you've probably forgotten returns later on to either kill your brother or your love interest no one gave two shits about
>your only way to talk to others is with pre-programmed phrases due to brain problems, yet few people seem bothered by this
>official VR support is limited to a tiny set of VR-exclusive missions that while fine on their own beg the question of why the rest of the game didn't get VR support
>one of your friends in the deviantart nightmare world is actually 2D and wants your soul-body so she can inhibit the 3D world
>fans and anons spent half a decade clamoring for private servers following the game's undeserved shutdown, only to go nuclear upon discovering that la luiz extinguido and his 20-30 strong Dicksword troupe had their own super sekrit private server built off of the game's official source code for years
>the loli whose parents you killed at the start of the game undergoes an off-party timeskip and returns as a hag
>if you use a single continue the final boss calls you a faggot and just flies away, leading to the bad ending
>the VR re-release was shat out with minimal effort and immediately abandoned by the official devs, but became a darling for modders who turned it into one of the most sophisticated VR games out there over the years
>the website Steam prompted you to go to in order to register your freshly bought game's key was broken so after making a mandatory account on the dev's website and linking it to your steam account you had to register the key in the support subsection of your game account on the dev website in order to play the game

>>248306
>1
No.
>2
Yes.
>>248378
>you're fending off an alien invasion but the magic thingamanig whose pieces you've been collecting the entire game turns out be the key to summoning the alien queen, now you gotta kill her and her daughter in a long-ass boss fight gauntlet with no save points
Doom64?
>you were a backup body for the main villain in case something happened to him before his master plan was complete
Overlord
>fans and anons spent half a decade clamoring for private servers following the game's undeserved shutdown, only to go nuclear upon discovering that la luiz extinguido and his 20-30 strong Dicksword troupe had their own super sekrit private server built off of the game's official source code for years
City of Heroes/Villains
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>>248378
>you throw the main villain and final boss into the lava and win, but most versions of the game don't let you get the last collectable without cheats because he ate it in a cutscene
Rayman 2
>the final boss is JK niggerpill
>the true final boss is Eden living rent-free inside the head of loli niggerpill
/animu/
>you die to endlessly respawning enemies at the end because the game is a prequel
Halo Reach
>your only way to talk to others is with pre-programmed phrases due to brain problems, yet few people seem bothered by this
Final Fantasy 2
>if you use a single continue the final boss calls you a faggot and just flies away, leading to the bad ending
Every 2hu game
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>>248378
>the true final boss is Eden living rent-free inside the head of loli niggerpill
Stella Glow?
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>>248378
>>the loli whose parents you killed at the start of the game undergoes an off-party timeskip and returns as a hag
Final Fantasy IV?
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>>248372
I was going to say earthbound but then the last point really threw me off, what do you mean by Halo DLC?
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>>248195 (OP) 
>the final boss is JK niggerpill
>the true final boss is Eden living rent-free inside the head of loli niggerpill
Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess?
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>xeno destroy another xeno world because they built spaces ships, now the xeno are going to the xeno planet for revenge
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>>248404
homeworld, easy
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>>248375
>wrong but same dev
Oh yeah I've seen pictures of that cyclops girl one.
Hitomebore

>>248378
>>>one of your friends in the deviantart nightmare world is actually 2D and wants your soul-body so she can inhibit the 3D world
IB a cute
>>the russian guy from earlier in the game you've probably forgotten returns later on to either kill your brother or your love interest no one gave two shits about
Best GTA.
Change my mind.
>>the VR re-release was shat out with minimal effort and immediately abandoned by the official devs, but became a darling for modders who turned it into one of the most sophisticated VR games out there over the years
Skyrim?
>>fans and anons spent half a decade clamoring for private servers following the game's undeserved shutdown, only to go nuclear upon discovering that la luiz extinguido and his 20-30 strong Dicksword troupe had their own super sekrit private server built off of the game's official source code for years
I'm still fucking mad, didn't know somebody from the cox even came on here

>>248305
Hint please?
these are pretty easy
>quirky dude defeats villain using soda WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>password: 0000
>>248414
second one is payday 2?
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>>248417
Sorry, but both games are much older than that. although i haven't played a payday game so afaik it might apply there too
I will say that Payday 2 also seems like an adventure that's pretty crazy (hint hint)
>if god doesn't vote for me then she isn't black
>>248414
TF2?
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>A sleeping God is making everybody go crazy and the ones that are not crazy are trying to help you nuke him
>>248405
Correct.
>>248432
Pathways into Darkness is the only game I know of where there's a sleeping god you have to nuke.
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>>248429
Not even close. Hint time:
Both are adventure games made by the same company, no less
Pic rel is practically giving away the second one.

>>248432
STALKER?
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>>248408
Hitomebore is correct
>>248434
>>248436
Nope.
>>248432
Sounds like a call of cthulhu game.
>>248436
I wanna say lucasarts but I haven't played any of them.
>Char was the one who burned down the hero's orphanage
>you can pick between a boy and a girl but the girl is the only one who physically embraces the girl at the end, then there's an official drama CD where the two girls go on a very GAYYYYYY date together
>the break up of yugoslavia, but with magic
>girl spends hundreds of years in a time loop trying to figure out a loophole in a contract
>knowing your birthdate but not your parents means you'll either save the world or die horribly
>girl becomes half-vampire, now all the chicks dig her
>your OC's plot ends and now you have complete the anime's finale arc to round out the plot, except the anime wasn't actually quite finished when the game came out so the final boss just sorta ends and everyone is happy
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>>248436
Maniac Mansion/Day of the Tentacle?
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>>248440
>>girl spends hundreds of years in a time loop trying to figure out a loophole in a contract
That madoka game for the psp
>>>the break up of yugoslavia, but with magic
I'm actually interested to know what this one is
>>your OC's plot ends and now you have complete the anime's finale arc to round out the plot, except the anime wasn't actually quite finished when the game came out so the final boss just sorta ends and everyone is happy
The second part sounds like ninja storm 2
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>>248408
>Hint please?
For which one?
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>>248441
Bingo. The password is one of the solutions to a puzzle in MM so if you haven't played it uhhhh sorry about that
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>>248444
Trips dictates any you wish to give
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>>248448
All are from games that had versions on the PS2, most are just small plot/level segments that stood out.
>>248414
First is the original Monkey Island.
>>248403
No, also they're from different games.
>>248414
>>248436
First one has to be Monkey Island.
>>248445
If you mean the "steel security door" that wasn't a puzzle, it was manual-based copy protection. The original C64 version doesn't have it and it was left in the NES version by mistake, so touching it at all there will make your game unwinnable.
>game is one of the more egregious examples of 7th gen brown&boom ZOG consolenigger propaganda pieces, everyone ignores its existence with even the gay nigger F2P not-really-a-sequel whose servers are no longer running being viewed in a more positive light
>God and Satan made up and got married, Angels and Demons get along, everything is nice but then dirty unenlightened foreigners from another dimension show up to ruin everyone's day
>you survive a plane crash, find a diorama globe music box, get sucked inside and have to collect treasure to unseal a clown in order to get out
>everyone thinks you're scary so you pick up gardening to improve your image
>enemy mecha willfully kill civilians IDF style but the main character lets the pilot of the giant missile artillery mech use his escape pod because if you kill your enemies they win

>>248380
>Doom64
No, but the game was released on a Nintendo console.
>Overlord
No. Hint: It's a 2D platformer.
>City of Heroes
Yes.
>>248393
>Rayman 2
Yes.
>Gaylo Reach-around
No. Hint: It's a PSP game.
>Final Fantasy 2
No, the game is much more recent.
>2hu
Yes, though I was specifically referring to     .
>>248394
>Stella Glow
Yes.
>>248397
>FFVI
Yes.
>>248408
>Ib
Yes though the dumb nipnongs should've called it "Eve" instead of copypasting the 日本式片仮名読み。
>best GTA
doubt.apng
>Skyrim
Yes.
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>>248618
>you survive a plane crash, find a diorama globe music box, get sucked inside and have to collect treasure to unseal a clown in order to get out

Wario Land 3.
>>248618
>No, but the game was released on a Nintendo console.
Bomberman 64?
>It's a 2D platformer.
Zero from Megaman X4?
>Yes, though I was specifically referring to     .
wheelchair?
>Spoiler
Was the dev actually Japanese?

So how's cox now?
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>Guy can't rape human females because it is a crime so he starts raping monstergirls, but raping them with love.
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>you get invited to a party and despite the bogus directions you were given you finally get there only to learn your old bully is hosting it and wants to kick your ass in front of your friends
>you're part of a criminal gang and backstab them for personal gain, then make friends with this ESPer chick and ultimately beat up the mayor for being a fat bald bastard.
>you fight over a girl with some dudes but she gets kidnapped, so you and your best friend recruit some other guys to help save her only to get wrecked and your best friend dies
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>>248443
No on all of them.
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>>248640
>>you fight over a girl with some dudes but she gets kidnapped, so you and your best friend recruit some other guys to help save her only to get wrecked and your best friend dies
Is the fag Goose?
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>>248641
come on, hints?
>>248643
No, who is that?
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>>248646
>Doesn't know best character in a Zelda game
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>>248650
That's GROOSE you moblin.
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>>248652
Same difference. Goose/Groose is a wingman for the MC.
>>248316
I don`t see you guessing anything you fag
>giant yet-to-be resolved spergout between an increasingly Jewish quasi-monopolistic main dev+publisher and one of its primary providers of officially licensed paid third party content with unclear statements from both parties and store credit refunds from the publisher
>>248633
>Bomberman 64
No.
>Rockman X4
Almost.
>wheelchair
It's an older toehoe.
>Spoiler
I beleeb so?
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>>248350
Man, I didn't expect these to be that hard.
Should I start giving hints too?

>>248663
>It's an older toehoe.
I think TD did that
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>>248663
>>giant yet-to-be resolved spergout between an increasingly Jewish quasi-monopolistic main dev+publisher and one of its primary providers of officially licensed paid third party content with unclear statements from both parties and store credit refunds from the publisher
TF2?
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>>248378
>rent free
Back to cuckchan with you.
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>>248669
>TF2
No. Hint: It involves plens.

>>248314
>四季栄貴・ヤマザナドゥ 
Her name is spelled 四季(Shiki, last name) 栄貴(Eiki, first name), Yamaxanadu is just a title.

>>248315
>Deponia
Yes, the 4th game to be exact.

>>248668
<地霊殿の発売から十六年が経った

>>248671
No u.
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>Aliens are mad at human civilization and want it dead to so they can save the environment.
>Two foreign rivals were on a treasure hunt while tormenting the locals, but then the fun police arrived and reminded them fun is not allowed, so both teamed up to kick its ass.
>The big bad invaded Earth literally only for shits and giggles, but the heroes were having none of that shit.
>Evil dragon gets kicked out of post-apocalyptic New York for being too much of a dick, so he took over worst korea and b&'d magic to force the locals to develop sci-fi shit so they can revolt against him, all just so he can eventually get back at them as part of a big keikaku plan.
>In one of your space adventures you help a keyboard cult by working as their salesman in a dangerous neighborhood.
>Illegal immigrant ends up fighting a clown with the power of friendship to save mankind from suffering.
>Stuck on a quarrel between red team and blue team, the only winning move is to gtfo with your waifus.
>You try to save the local adventurer guild from being merged by building a rep for it and beating down rival guilds. You also can collect pantsu.

>>248378
>>you're fending off an alien invasion but the magic thingamanig whose pieces you've been collecting the entire game turns out be the key to summoning the alien queen, now you gotta kill her and her daughter in a long-ass boss fight gauntlet with no save points
Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time
>>248638
>Guy can't rape human females because it is a crime so he starts raping monstergirls, but raping them with love.
Dungeon of Lulu Farea
I'm too casual to be able to guess others that are yet still to answer.
>>248711
You can still nightcrawl Shiki Eiki
But what gaem tho?
>>248740
>Stuck on a quarrel between red team and blue team, the only winning move is to gtfo with your waifus.
Advance wars?
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>>248740
>Evil dragon gets kicked out of post-apocalyptic New York for being too much of a dick, so he took over worst korea and b&'d magic to force the locals to develop sci-fi shit so they can revolt against him, all just so he can eventually get back at them as part of a big keikaku plan.
That's bakal.
>>In one of your space adventures you help a keyboard cult by working as their salesman in a dangerous neighborhood.
Ring runner
>>248378
>you die to endlessly respawning enemies at the end because the game is a prequel
crisis core
>your only way to talk to others is with pre-programmed phrases due to brain problems, yet few people seem bothered by this
crosscode
>>248831
Here's some to add to the thread
>Your grandfather created a device that de-aged the royal family. The penultimate boss uses this fact to trick you into helping them.
>Bunny extinction event leaves a lack of host bodies for the antagonist
>Everyone is living in each other's head rent free
>You couldn't even save the cat
>School girl gets hired as champion for the janitor of Earth in a competition to see who gets to be the next janitor. She eventually tells them all to fuck off.
>Your biggest fan writes you a story. Her dad didn't like the improv ending.
>You can predict the future with scary accuracy and use this power as a hired killer
>Your lover was just a hallucination brought on by bad energy drinks
>Mages are forced to fix the problem they caused at the cost of their own power
>Everyone is becoming crazy after their masters left
>After using the macguffin to cure the final boss, you assert that bros do not, in fact, come before hos
>Every robot all at once realized they didn't have to put up with slavery anymore and a galaxy spanning empire fell to ruin because of it
>Rice farmer defeats an ancient evil
>The final boss is rumored to have originally been intended to be the protagonist
>There was actually only one goddess and she's a bitch but at least she protected the planet from horror beyond your imagination.
>Companies, a military, and a cult fight over a rock
>You're an extremely rare human battery
>Brain in a jar fights inside the moon
>>248842
>Everyone is living in each other's head rent free
Psychonauts
>Rice farmer defeats an ancient evil
Sakuna
>Companies, a military, and a cult fight over a rock
Alpha Centauri
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>>248843
no,yes,no
>>248842
>Every robot all at once realized they didn't have to put up with slavery anymore and a galaxy spanning empire fell to ruin because of it
Ass Defect?

>>248831
>crisis core
>crosscode
Yes.
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>>248846
>Ass Defect?
No
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>>248842
>>248846
>>248848
>Every robot all at once realized they didn't have to put up with slavery anymore and a galaxy spanning empire fell to ruin because of it
There was a canonical AI rebellion in Warhammer 40K. Is that it?
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>A bunch of faggots killed your wife and kidnapped your qt loli daughter, now you take your revolver and start killing beaners and whites equally.
>You must command an army to turn the whole world communist, why? Because a qt soviet christmas cake told you so.
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>>248740
>Dungeon of Lulu Farea
Correct.
>>248869
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger?
C&C 3 Red Alert?
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>>248871
>Call of Juarez: Gunslinger?
No.
>C&C 3 Red Alert?
You almost got it.
>you and your beloved and cute loli friends fucking murder each other
>>248868
Yeah but that didn't destroy the entire empire of man so no you are incorrect. Is that even the plot of any of the 40k games?
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>Mixed-race man visits his dad in prison with the help of his girlfriends.
>>248287
>trash man finally gets to paradise through time-travel shenanigans after the fans demanded another sequel against the developer's wishes
Deponia Doomsday
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>>248881
Dark Messiah?
>>248869
Is 1 LucasArt's Outlaws?
Replies: >>249694
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>attempt to summon demon lord summons a Japanese schoolgirl instead which is why she's able to kill half a dozen men with a letter opener in the opening levels
>a kid from a wild west desert town, inexplicably located in the middle of future Japan, finds an old motorcycle and travels to the big city where she teams up with her former neighbor and a robot chick from the future
>a girl from New Jersey runs from drug dealers by traveling down the east coast of the US then picks a fight with Jeb Bush when she gets to Florida

>>248874
IIRC GW never really got around to explaining what the rebelling robots were even like  to the point a novel character implied to be one was big news.
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>>248895
>IIRC GW never really got around to explaining what the rebelling robots were even like
They didn't need to, because you can take one look at the rest of the setting as of Rogue Trader and know they're just ABC Warriors.
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>Local kook blows himself up, kills eldritch abomination then becomes a new god

Come on guys this is easy, almost everyone knows this game.
>>249187
Deus Ex? Sounds vaguely like its endings combined.
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>>249235
It's older than deus ex.
The priest basically allahu ackbar'd himself in the end and people worship him now.
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>>249187
Blood?
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>>248352
>>248301
Correct! Other two still don't have guesses.
>>249413
Not that old, it's an RTS.
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>>249187
>>249239
>>249422
Starcraft is pretty old by today's standards.
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>Nobunaga has AIDS
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>>249542
当然だは
>A goddess gets you to get the chinks to stop stealing her water
>Tell the final boss to read the fucking manual
>You accidentally blow yourself up trying to escape all your enemies
>You fight a mainframe with your mind and eventually take it over
>Furbait gets hired to wake some bitch up
>You stop a wrestler from eating a god's favorite topping
>You turn out to be a fucked up ayylmao hybrid and you usurp the ayylmao leader to stop their invasion of earth
>The waifu made (You) up as a coping mechanism

>>248350
>You save the stars by destroying the world
Katamari Damacy
>>249545
>A goddess gets you to get the chinks to stop stealing her water
Jade empire.
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No one has guessed any of these yet:
<You destroyed an amusement park decades ago and new have to fix the entire thing while your lost brother chews you out
<In trying to revive your daughter, you find out how to possess people, so you hide that information from the FBI by committing suicide and possessing an FBI agent
<You're the final evolution of humanity, and trying to save an alien from your former group of friends
<After killing every single scumbag and corrupt politician in town, you run off with the gold because you're still wanted for murder
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>a corporation kills your wife with a mystery drug so you decide to murder everyone until you find the one responsible
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>>249545
>>The waifu made (You) up as a coping mechanism
SH: Shattered Memories

>>248842
>>Everyone is living in each other's head rent free
Killer7
>Your lover was just a hallucination brought on by bad energy drinks
Dead Space
>>The final boss is rumored to have originally been intended to be the protagonist
Far Cry 2

>>248440
>>you can pick between a boy and a girl but the girl is the only one who physically embraces the girl at the end, then there's an official drama CD where the two girls go on a very GAYYYYYY date together
Assassin's Creed Odyssey

>>248350
>>What if jews and the germans were role reversed in this fantasy WW2 where spain is somehow involved
Valkyria Chronicles
>>249548
Yes
>>249552
No
>>249552
>Killer7
No, this one came out fairly recently
>Dead Space
No. I'll add you only learn this if you get the hidden ending.
>Far Cry 2
No. I should add, the motive for the final boss being the protagonist was to appeal to the west, not in the recent way though.
You're also going to have to get a lot more obscure for most of mine.
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>try to see if anyone guessed mine
>can't find it
>check logs
>some faggot reported it for spam and der erwige trannyjanny deleted it with "spam" as a reason despite it being on topic
/v/ doesn't play video games and neither to trannyjannies, perhaps you should follow my prompt and strangle yourself like the main character of my prompt, which was cry of fear by the way. please, go ahead and delete this post too, I've had enough of your shit and I will spam it till the end of days until you apologize and admit you were wrong.
>>249555
Cry of fear sux
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>>249545
>>249552
>Valkyria Chronicles

All correct, 500 points each.
And you get to hug your waifus.

>>249545
>>You fight a mainframe with your mind and eventually take it over
System shock?
>>You turn out to be a fucked up ayylmao hybrid and you usurp the ayylmao leader to stop their invasion of earth
The Ultimate Lifeform: Ow the Edge
>>The waifu made (You) up as a coping mechanism
TWEWY

>>249550
Sorry anon I'm a filthy casuul
>>249554
>the motive for the final boss being the protagonist was to appeal to the west
Are you talking about Metaknight?
>>249555
Trannyjannies suck
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>>249555
I don't know what I deleted
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>>248895
>a girl from New Jersey runs from drug dealers by traveling down the east coast of the US then picks a fight with Jeb Bush when she gets to Florida
Tony Hawk's Underground
>>249551
>a corporation kills your wife with a mystery drug so you decide to murder everyone until you find the one responsible
Max Payne
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>>249560
>metaknight
No, how does he even "appeal to the west"?
>>249570
>THUG
Yes
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>you and your fox wife (if you aren't a casual) rehash the plot of the book
>monsters are attacking the capital and to save it you must punch those tickets
>magic golem cave jew versus the world
>pick a side between between the good techno jew mages or the bad techno jew mages. also there's aliens.
>>249570
>Max Payne
Yes.
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Since only one of mine was guessed here >>248285, all of these are console games:
>Local messiah gets lost in the subway with the ugliest schoolgirl ever conceived by mankind
>Dead man gets just revenge from his brother by inviting people over for dinner
>Local dead man is coerced into practicing erotic asphyxia by his Jewish patron
>Raver singularity saves naked lady from abstract shapes and ethnic imagery
>Glass mosquito sucks the life out of bricks and places them somewhere else
>Dr. Wily spites his gay lover by unleashing his collection of evil ellipsoids
>Archaeology graduate falls a whole meter then dies
>>249555
I reported your post, I don't remember what it said but it read like
<sneed troon soys the rent free monsters in thon head then -ACK
Shit was so gay I sent the mods to bite your penis.
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>>248831
>That's bakal.
You're supposed to say the game's name, but yes.
>Ring runner
Yes.
>>248787
>Advance wars?
No, it's also a lewd RPG.

>>248842
>Your lover was just a hallucination brought on by bad energy drinks
Succumate.
>>249575
>Glass mosquito sucks the life out of bricks and places them somewhere else
Sounds like Antichamber
>Archaeology graduate falls a whole meter then dies
Sounds like Spelunky
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>>249560
Close on all cases but no.
Hint: These are all games released in the past ten years available on Gaben's store.
>>249593
<Antichamber
Never played it. This is a much older game, from before the turn of the millenium.
<Spelunky
You only get hurt if you jump into reasonably deep gaps in Spelunky.
>Archaeology graduate falls a whole meter then spontaneously combusts in mid-air
would be more apt. When I said a meter I meant it.
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>>249593
>No, it's also a lewd RPG.
MY]R
>Succumate
Yep
>>249574
>punch those tickets
Your pic wouldn't happen to be related now, would it?
Is it a CYOA?
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>>249630
The pic is unrelated I just like Hachi.
The character doesn't actually HAVE to punch the tickets he just gets roped into it.
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>>249603
>When I said a meter I meant it
As you originally wrote it, Spelunker, although you don't spontaneously combust so it does't match the updated description. Spelunker Party is actually pretty fun as a game, not just for meme streams. You still shouldn't pay for it.
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>>249635
>Spelunker
Yes, that's the game I meant.
>you don't spontaneously combust so it does't match the updated description
In that case he blinks out of existence. I may be bad at language.
>you still shouldn't pay for it
I don't pay for vidya but why that specific warning? Is it the publisher?
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>>249574
>you and your fox wife (if you aren't a casual)
Summon Night 2
>rehash the plot of the book

Oh... One of the Fate games with Tamamo no Mae?

>>249575
>Archaeology graduate falls a whole meter then dies

Pitfall?
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>>249574
>>249634
>punch those tickets
Sakura Wars.
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>>249644
>One of the Fate games with Tamamo no Mae
Yep, got it.
>>249645
You got it too.
>the monstergirls are acting strange so your childhood friend monstergirl go around beating them up, so you can rape correct them, later add them to your harem team until they are all corrected.
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>>249637
Yeah, it's published by Squeenix. Polite sage for off-topic.
>>249652
Monster Monpiece
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>>249664
No, but you are close.
>loli searches for the guy who stole her heart
>communist agent gets mugged, realizes joys of capitalism
>elderly scientist gets buff from near death experience and decides to smash communists, then winds up fighting aliens
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>>249682
>loli searches for the guy who stole her heart
dragon's dogma
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>>249684
Yes
>>248893
Correct!
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