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Tabletop Simulator has it all. There are thousands of community created content on the Workshop - objects, tables and more board games than you can possibly play.

>What is it?
Board game with anons. Play board games that would usually cost 5$-999+$ IRL for the low low price of zero dollars plus the base game.

>Why play it?
Put on some soft jazz and relax on the weekend with 0 IQ games like Monopoly, Risk or Uno. Or challenge yourself and your neighbors by reading the rules for half an hour and claim ultimate victory in a board game of your choosing.
You know, as long as other anons play it too.

>Where get it?
LEGITFAGS ONLY
https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/buy-tabletop-simulator-cd-key-compare-prices/ - as low as 4 bucks
https://store.steampowered.com/app/286160 - if you want to give gabe-sama some extra cash
While I can put up a steam emu, it's too time consuming and goldberg commits die with more than 3 players. You should really own this by now.

>When is it?
https://time.is/UTC - starts at Friday, 6 PM UTC and lasts throughout the weekend

Request games in the thread and remember to have fun.
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>buying games
>asking anons to dox themselves not even three days after watching someone's life get systematically destroyed to cover up a glownigger boiling hamsters alive for sexual pleasure
>>164157
>asking anons to dox themselves
Thanks for outing yourself as a rapefugee from... somewhere though. What the fuck kind of retard nigger lingo is that?
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>instant page 13
euheuehueheueheuheuh someone's fucking mad
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>>164163
that's what you get for not picking sven
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>>164163
>bumping a dubs thread
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>>164152 (OP) 
Sure, I guess I'm down for some tabletop gam-
>LEGITFAGS ONLY
lol no
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>>164164
skill issue, set that up urself lamo

>>164165
>>164167
umad

Current projected bordgam lineup:

0 IQ: 
Uno
Catan
Secret Hitler
Monopoly

1 IQ: 

AZUL
ROOT
Roll Player
Pokemon Trainer
Merchants and Marauders
Danmaku!!! (2hu cardgame)
Bang!
Tavern of Tiefenfal
Betrayal at House on the Hill
Terra Mystica
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>>164164
If you actually hosted sven I would play. Or killing floor, or any ofthe other autistic shit the handful of anons say but never actually do anything about to host.

>>164168
>uno with anons
That might actually be pretty funny.
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I am monitoring this thread. Any wrongthink will be identified and dealt with appropriately.
I actually own Root so I know how to play that.
I don't agree with this.
Also I hope you really aren't in the mobilization list. Please stay safe.
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>>164181
im not
>>164152 (OP) 
>LEGITFAGS ONLY
<can't figure out how to crack it despite all the times it has been explained where to get and how to use steam emus on this very board
Why do newfags have such gigantic problems getting anything running despite all the handholding? I should have listened to the anon telling me to let them figure it out on their own or not at all.
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>>164186
get that stick out your ass chief, cracks only work with small groups
also the last time we tried cracked tts things like tablet and music player flat out didn't work
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>>164187
>butthurt retard 4umnigger trying to justify giving money to the fat jew and installing his proprietary bloatware client to play chess and catan
please PLEASE kill yourself. learn to use SSE and revemu or don't even fucking try. Nobody here is going to install Steam no matter how hard you shill it, and insulting those that call you a retard is not going to make it any better.
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>>164203
>revemu outside of source games/kf
>SSE with it's own set of problems
>you nid lev :( pleas :(
this game needs above room temperature IQ to participate, you need not apply
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>expecting anons to dox themselves by buyfagging for a gamenight isn't room temperature IQ behavior
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You still haven't explained how family share & a vpn can possibly cause anon to "dox themselves". |[spoiler]*It can't*[/spoiler]| More importantly, you also still haven't told me w the absolute hell are you q.

I know for a fact that most of you niggers already have steam installed and likely have this game too. Same with Garry's Mod, though that game is practically irredeemable at this point. With how few of us there are left there's no reason to try and fit in with the hivemind anymore. I can guarantee that nobody gives a shit about your high horse.
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>>164214
>|[spoiler]*It can't*[/spoiler]|
go back, steamdrone cuckchanner
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>>164216
Typical tricks. I used one of each spoiler for emphasis. Break free of the conditioning you learned from your former masters and join actual video games for once in your life.
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>oh sure let me just staple ZZZchan the terrorist imageboard to the data profile some demon possessed troon at volvo could get an IRL name and address from at any time
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>>164222
Hey Jewboi, catboi got your dick.
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>>164227
you forgot to sage
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>LEGITFAGS ONLY
Well you just killed the gamenight. Any gamenight that doesn't even offer a pirate option is inherently doomed to only have 2-4 people for it. And since we are talking TTS, it is the one option where you need to go piratefags only because of how they killed direct connecting by IP. I wish you luck OP, but you screwed up by not going with steamemu anyway.
>>164152 (OP) 
>LEGITFAGS ONLY
what the fuck are you on about
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>>164152 (OP) 
>You should really own this by now.
I don't.
>>164214
>I know for a fact that most of you niggers already have steam installed
I don't.
It's not the legitfaggotry that bothers me, it's the fact that you should not give these cancerous devs any money.
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>legitfaggots
More like I'm going to leg it (from this gamenight), faggots.
>>164220
No, you fucked up the spoilers, spoilers require double asterisks you cuckchanner
Probably can't make it tonight but I'll probably be on  tomorrow.
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>>164152 (OP) 
>LEGITFAGS ONLY
>nooooo u have 2 be pirated
Just like dont be poor lol
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>>164269
no
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>>164271
*sweeps your legs
*pins you down
* gets you a busy but very fulfilling job, a wife, 2 kids, and a dog. As well as a house in the suburbs with quiet neighbors. 
Take that faggot
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>>164274
shit, I'm done for
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STARTS NOW

Lobby name: zzziggers
Password: wewlad

We'll start with something really low IQ, so that people have time to get their brains working. Let's go
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>>164280
Will be a bit before I can get there
>>164280
Eh, I might join for danmaku later if it's not at 5 AM.
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Well that was a rousing few games of seven wonders: duel. I can confirm I have not yet been beset by the FBI.

>>164313
Yo I and another guy I know are definitely down for some Danmaku.
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>>164315
GGs. Can confirm, I'm not bioluminescent. 

Server's down for 30 mins for a short break; gonna be back up after that. If lowpop again, might consider playing Spirit Island, Terra Mystica or something along those lines.
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>>164274
>a house in the suburbs
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>>164316
Server's back up. Same lobby/pw, get in here

Lobby name: zzziggers
Password: wewlad
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>>164323
What game
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>>164326
Whatever we can find that's good
>>164322
>city is close
>country is close
Whats to hate?
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Was thinking about joining in, but we have to buy it this time around for some reason? What game is up right now?
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>>164351
You don't have to indefinitely rent netrek, go play that instead.
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>>164351
Nothing's on, I'm shitposting and the game is still hosting in the other tab. We could play something if you join.

>but we have to buy it this time around for some reason?
I had all of four hours to host SOMETHING, ANYTHING this weekend and then people (21 UIDs) started to bitch over being asked to purchase a videogame for four bucks to play it. If ya don't want it...
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>>164339
suburbs are the worst of the city (annoying people with their noses directly up for ass) with the worst of the country (nothing around for miles, thus giving neighbors more incentive to brown nose)
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>>164354
>can't get a steam emu running properly in 4 hours
>still defending buyfaggotry
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>>164366
>DEVELOPERS MSUT NOT GET PAID. WHY? WHAT YOU GAY OR SOMETHING
>I WANT JANKY SHIT FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S BASEMENT
I can not understand your reasoning.
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>>164369
Imagine starting an entire gamenight thread just to bait.
YOU WANT BOARD GAME? FUCK IT I'LL GIVE YOU A BOARD GAME
https://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=rKbw&k=AfX
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>>164372
>tears and piss flag assaults me upon joining
There's no end to this retarded propaganda machine.
>Tabletop Simulator permanently shuts down global chat, donates $10,000 to trans activism non-profit
https://archive.ph/Z87pJ
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>>164419
so what you're saying is you should buy it on a keyselling site so they lose money
>>164419
when the chat was still live one of their mods permabanned a friend of mine just because his steam name sounded like a piracy scene group, when I tried to explain I literally had bought the game for him they said they didn't believe me and banned me too. not joking.
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I would have rejoined but some friends came over and we spent hours arguing over power levels until a discussion on Batman vs. Darth Vader sent one of them into a butthurt spiral and ruined the whole night.

Sorry.
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>>164436
No wonder he's depressed.
>>164339
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=MWsGBRdK2N0
>>164369
Calm the fuck down, boss. No one but the resident autist cares about buyfaggotry or piracy. If you want to manage a gamenight, what you really need is more time for people to get set up. Everyone who's tried to start one the day of or even the day before has failed miserably, no matter how retard-proof their download. Give it a week next time; hell, we could do this next Friday if no one has anything else planned.
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