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Who's best girl in each series of games?
Is that an I-niggger filename? Or just a weird one? Also cute doll.
its a CIA agent filename, just like the cat one
based CIA likes dollies too!
If you're talking final fantasy it's Fran hands down.
>cia are dollfags
Fucking nice. I was thinking of getting a maid one but I can't decide on a face.
Shit thread, the Holy Ordos Inquisition will be taking over this now.
Do they sell nun outfits for cute dolls?
CHRIST IS KING!
also yes, yes they do sell nun outfits for dolls
Well anon, post your doll.
inb4 its a kamen rider with a hat
Maybe if the second poster didn't
A) whine like a fag and
B) post a cute doll, this wouldn't have happened.
nice try, fag.
Misty, duh May is close second
Haven't played enough to pick one
I'm italian, so I can't NOT pick Tifa
this is now the doll thread
plz come to /ita/ or 8/ita/ or vecchiochan or come watch the anon.cafe/icup/ tourney bby
Well I'll be, /ita/ lives after all? Guess I'll see you on 8ch then mio figlio
It's both on julay/alogs and 8chan, but they're both kinda dead at the moment because the move was a bit uh fucked up I'd say
I have to keep myself from calling Imp Midna "Impa" because there's already an Impa in Zelda.
Elegance, beauty, grace.
I want to turn her head wings into buffalo wings
Yeah! This is an [email protected] board!
don't be horsey
>posting a thread about butts without even using the dedicated butt flag
come on man
>asks for best girl
>posts an LGBT boy
Please kill yourself
>Finally a good fucking thread
>it's a template thread
You're mistaken, Maybe you should hitch a ride with that fag to cuckchan as well.
Any PPH is good PPH nigga, when will you learn? Now go back to your dead board my nigga
The correct term is "faggot"
I'm seeing a lot of bitching in this thread, and not a lot of posting the best video game girls.
Malon, and I'm a Midna fag myself.
Jade or Mileena, it's hard to choose.
Hilda or maybe May, difficult choice.
I'll go with Nina Williams, but I haven't played Tekken in a long time.
Fran. I mean FF has a lot of great girls, but you can't beat brown bunnies.
I couldn't care less.
Makoto for that tomboy energy.
Here's your fucking video games.
What's the point of using that overused meme if you won't even spoil it, ragazzo
>posting that hideous shit here
I hope this faggot """"""""""""""""artist"""""""""""""""" gets hounded into oblivion by a mob of TikTok zombie spawn.
Niggerpill on the prowl, don't respond.
Roderika is better than Ranni. Change my mind.
He's not wrong.
Only good games allowed.
Females don't have dicks
It was the only doll pic I had onhand with vidya in it
Best girl in hundred knight is dulce, the imouto from 2 is pretty good also
Best NIS girl is flonne, obviously
Amen, fuck this shit thread
>tfw you will never ever be Samus' lover and bounty-huntan partner
>need a ratchet to take a piss
What are those screws screwing into
I genuinely hope that """artist""" gets cancelled or MeToo'd someday.
He's still right. Also
good taste in artist, bad taste in pokegirls.
The fact that he consciously and willingly drew NSFW art of that creature makes me never want to look at his shitty scribbles ever again.
He gave it breasts and other subtle female cues like the eye lashes. He might not have known it was a dude until after the fact. And pigeons will fly out of my pee hole.
[85ml of nigger semen has been added to your account]
I'm screwing into her if you catch my drift.
Your retarded inability to identify niggerpill is actually more annoying than niggerpill at this point.
He's furious because the characters he masturbated to for the past week turned out to be trannies.
fuck, these people are screaming for justification of them chopping their dicks off. How the fuck is this discord grooming legal?
yeah, just like that
Bridget's not actually a tranny it's just a shit translation.
>How the fuck is this discord grooming legal?
Most people are okay with it these days. Just ask any normalfag on social media and without fail they will treat tranny pedos as a protected class and defend their honor at any cost.
What is the original?
Speaking of best girls, Sena right here.
>How the fuck is this discord grooming legal?
I don't know if you live in the US, but it's really bad there in major urban centres and by extension any place they have influence over. The imperial cult of the US govt regime prioritizes negro worship, gay buttsex, and pedophilia; anything that gets in the way of enabling those things is targeted by alphabet agencies.
As for why the game communities enable it, it's because they're already full of nonwhites and trannies who are all easily manipulated. If you look at any page on Dustloop (old, comprehensive wiki for every Guilty Gear game and most ArcSystemWorks fighting games), you'll see any reference to Bridget or Testament (who was recently retconned to be "nonbinary") has been revised to use the new pronouns - even in the older games where the characters are explicitly called men and referred to as such. Even if this is ultimately proven to be a false translation, which I doubt, there will always be one tranny who will never stop forcing his changes onto the page. The mods and admins are all leftist dicksuckers too, so they certainly won't stop it.
<heh you can't see that my wrongness was part of a greater plan, can you
I can see that you're wrong and too conceited to admit to it on an anonymous image board.
Being able to articulate $bad_thing doesn't make you not niggerpill
Spoiler that shit you fucking degenerate.Post more
If you can't tell the difference between the post you're replying to and "M-MUH SAAAAAD, JAPAN DEAAAAAAD" that's been plaguing the board for the last few days, then you're a subhuman.
Midna is patrician choice.
What in the HE double toothpicks!?
Homoshota is a girl!?
[60ml of nigger semen has been added to your account]
>All of this shit
It's shouldn't be this easy to derail a thread with inane low effort nigger pill posts featuring ((( mysterious brackets ))) and archiveless image snippets, it's only missing >We
Anyway onto the bestest girl
Spritefall was so good and great for killing everyone in friendly fire
Whats the status on the third issue? Maybe I'll bust out some blerbs on some games I played or something.
for me it's paimon
>I'm italian, so I can't NOT pick Tifa
I'm Italian. Yuffie is best girl. Tifa is a hoe.
What a cutie snack.
>wanting to eat the chink fairy
I'd rather beat her with a baseball bat
you aren't supposed to befriend your food
i've got a relative who is enslaved to that game so i'm moderately familiar with most characters, and the only girl worth salvaging from that heap of shit is hu tao
Nah, gacha games always have well-designed sluts, there's other good ones in that shitheap as well
So why do Rouge and Krystal still get fuckloads of porn while Tawna has never gotten all that much?
Because she's a whore.
post MK smut please
My opinions are objectively correct and anyone who says otherwise should have their entire IP range permabanned so nobody in their surrounding geographic area can ever challenge me again.
don't know don't care
don't know don't care
don't know don't care
Stopped reading right there, stop posting anytime faggot.
It depends. Not every version of Zelda beats Malon, and even then Malon is still better by virtue of being a farm girl.
Hey Midna is amazing and all that, but I don't think she's best girl.
normal midna > imp midna
shortstacks are maybe C tier at best. shit taste.
this 100%, forgot about that
She absolulety is best grill
best princess zelda was in spirit tracks
You don't understand faggot she can do both. She can transform from Imp to her taller form at will. She can be in her human form when she wants to be on top, or be an imp when wants you to use her like a cocksleeve.
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I understand perfectly, I am saying that Imp midna sux.
I never played Crash Bandicoot so I have no personal connection, but I like her design, plain as it is. It's atrocious what they did to her in the new game.
She got me.
She also got me, though not until later games that actually did her design justice in 3D.
The combination of cartoon ape and hot lady just doesn't work well with Candy. I think it's the layer of coarse ape hair on her body that makes her look weird.
Brand momentum, mostly.
Masterfully crafted bait. You genuinely had me going until the end.
Incorrect. The only thing she sucks is my giant penis.
That game is sickeningly underrated.
(I just hope Nintendo will just stop making her sing "Jump up" in every fucking game she makes an appearance to, even better if she stops singing period)
I like her, Peach and Daisy equally, just picked her because nobody else did (Rosalina is boring a hell)
Twilight Princess Zelda
MK9 Mileena and Deception Sindel
Christie Monteiro those legs
OG RE2 Claire
FF XIII Fang
Juri (Chunli close second)
Ivy and Cassandra Even though i always liked the body type contrast between Ivy and Talim
>King Of Fighters
>Dead or Alive
Had to pick, Rosalina
None, especially after recent entries
Clair (before they butchered her in the remakes)
Had to pick, Sakura
>no titty drawfag amazon
Rosalina is heavy weight in Mario Kart. What is she hiding?
Could only fit 5 pics and didn't want to flood the thread. Love that one though.
A whole galaxy worth of ass.
Needs more muscules.
God, first I would lick her sweaty popliteal, escalating towards burying my face between her thighs, licking her vegane and butt. Then I would proceed towards her flat chest and while licking her nipples, I would finally put my eregated wand into her tight, wet chink. I would go on lying on her back for hours, feeling her pulsating vaginal walls and smelling her excited breath
YOU FUCKING NIGGER >>153251 (OP)
NEVER POST PORN EVER AGAIN
Me too, buddy. M-me too.
I'm glad both you and I can tell a good slut where there is one.
I, too, would do her things you wouldn't believe.
>he actually likes drawn zoofilia
not niggerpill why isn't this shitbag banned or alteast redtexted yet
>reporters got btfo instead
someone clearly gets off to this tsk tsk
much better thanks for the bleach anon
I feel like most video game image board users wanna fuck these four.
I mean, they're pretty good choices.
Nothing wrong with wanting to make quarter-genies.
Change Shantae with Mercedes Marten, Rouge with Amy and Chun-Li with Cammy and we have a deal.
Midna is gud and fine.
Replace chun li with princess peach or samus.
Here is a more representative one.
Ah, I see a member of [locally disliked group] has graced us with their presence.
>[locally disliked group]
I was taking the piss here, I genuinely didn't expect an actual homosexual would pop up.
hello is this the political compass thread? :DDDDD
I don't think anons want to fuck hat kid that much, it's just that I post it whenever applicable.
I'd rather fuck hat adult to be honest.
Nobody said the choice is limited to four, you know.
3x3s are better
but I'd rather have a harem of vidya sluts as big as I can make
No need to over-complicate things when you can do it all with just 1x1
Which vidya girl would you take for life?
there is only one correct answer
Checked and well deserved for such good taste.
where is her back tattoo?
Bridged had to pass as a girl to save his life because where he was born, a male twin was seen as an evil omen, Bridged sees himself as a man, but he has spend so much time being groomed into acting and dressing as a girl that he cannot divorce his femenine tastes, he even correct characters who don't know him that he's a guy.
It becomes peak irony considering that those calling him transgender refused being told to act acordingly to their biological sex, calling it inhumane but they claim that a character groomed into acting in the opposite way to his bioligical sex is a-ok
Representation is not enough, they need all the popular characters and only the popular characters to represent them
Falke is best SFV girl
> He might not have known it was a dude until after the fact.
It's not a dude though.
The gay community?
>looks like a little boy forced into HRT by his parents
I really doubt it.
Are you serious?
Yes, I only expect the worst now. Even from Japanese companies, and something supposedly kid friendly like Pokemon. I don't expect him to be a tranny, but I would completely expect them to make some faggy looking boy to appeal to the BODY A/B audience.
Don't you have /bmn/ to shit up further, maldraw?
That's the first time someone calls me a boogeyman. That's nice. If you don't think GF is capable of doing what I said, then I suppose you haven't seen gen 8 which is honestly good.
She is, at worst, slightly androgynous. You attributing female features to boys is a personal problem.
Yes, just like GG Bridget.
Do you have brain damage?
that's like female senator armstrong hahahahahaah looooooool
*insert Austin Powers quote here*
Yes, me, rapeman, your boogeyman of the week. I'm here to post videogame screenshots to ruin the board. Thank you for your job jannies, keep doing it for free.
checked, dubs don't lie, best girl is femarmstrong
You could just make a thread to shit on the new pokemon instead of shitting up this thread.
How do you fuck up muscle girls this badly? It looks like they added tits and a female head to a male model and called it a day.
you nailed it
>man in my /fit/women porn
Is that a tranny?
Wanted to see if I could use AI to combine all of them, unfortunately, Shantae and Sorceress overpower the Midna and Rouge tags.
>trying to combine shantae, rouge, sorceress, and midna.
Be careful anon, you're messing with power beyond your grasp.
I will do what I must. I already used it to combine Splatoon, 2B, Zero Suit, and Bayonetta. The first two are without the Bayonetta tags, and other 3 include her, I think they came out pretty good.
Anon no! Its too powerful! You don't understand fully the forces you mess with!
ME AM PLAY GODS!
DON'T DO IT ANON! THE WORLD ISN'T READY FOR THE GREAT BESEMENATION!!
You underestimate my power. I got curious and wanted to put Selveria in a cheerleading outfit and Zero Suit, I wasn't expecting a green zero suit but actually looks pretty good.
THE WORLD ISN'T READY YET, YOU NEED TO WAIT!!!
>Selvaria but with no tits
AI shit as always
you don't know Selvaria if you think those are anything like her actual tits nigger, those are merely "medium to big"
her's are fucking massive honkers, only the first image even comes close
not to mention Selvaria is perky as fuck, her nipples usually push against whatever she is wearing
Doing God's work, anon.
>tfw you can't save and impregnate her
At least they kind of fixed it in VC4 with the other girl. But I swear I read a retcon somewhere where after the explosion she lost all her memories and now lived in a small village, but thinking on it it might have just been a fanfic or something.
I think the term to desribe that breast shape is "retrousse breasts" but that's normally (nigh?) impossible with knockers that huge. Thank god for anime titties, and fuck that AI for not replicating them properly.
WHAT SITE IS THIS
It's not really a site, but what he's using to generate those pictures is either Stable Diffusion or NovelAI. These links should help, but they're made by cuckchan, so they have plenty of nigger lingo.
I used novelAI
shit i just realized Mai is KoF. in that case Juri
Was surprised at how well the AI combined 2B, Splatoon, and Wonder Woman.
welcome to the FUTURE
I see I have made a grave error in judgement. Thank you for opening my eyes to my grievous mistake.
This shit is fucking amazing!
I wonder how much money you saved by not commisioning any of this
Probably a small fortune, considering artists are having an absolute shitfit over how good the AI has become.
They better move onto animation and storyboarding then, haven't seen AI overtake that quite yet
They deserve it after locking art behind patreon became a thing.
Calling that a trap is like calling a rake an IED
Quite a bit, half is for NSFWshit and the other half is used to generate references for when I start drawing again when I get my new tablet.
So you're saying he has a lot of potential.
Nah that potential is more for the potential energy for the pin in the gun he'll use to blow his brains out.
That'll never not piss me off.
why does that pic make me think that somebody put a picture of 9/11 / the twin towers though an AI?
Probably because somebody put a picture of 9/11 through an AI.
okay so what I thought happened is exactly what happened.
Combined Shantae, Tharja, and Menat
Keep up the good work.
It kinda shits itself with muscle and spine anatomy but it's still god damn impressive.
Women don't need spines anyways.
Its all the AI, but when I get my tablet I'll be going hard on the drawings again.
The second and last pic get my pp hard.
>Its all the AI, but when I get my tablet I'll be going hard on the drawings again.
The AI is a tool and it created that thanks to you.
Subscribe to my patreon for the full version :^)
>Ctrl + F Quiet
What an absolute lack of taste in this thread. Think whatever you want of kojimbo and MGSV's half-finished state, Quiet deserves best girl medal.
>Likes the player
>Starts making playful suggestive poses as you progress through the story
>Forcefully drags you into the shower with her
>Will cover your back in missions, always
>Always obedient to you only
>Never says anything dumb because she never talks
>The one and only time she does talk it's to save your life
Bonus: She literally can't age anymore. She'll look youthful even into her late 50s. Perfect skin, tight pussy and perky tits forever.
She's not really a vidya girl though, she is just a 3D girl scanned into a vidya.
looks like bootleg lara croft, didnt want to pay her to do voicelines so they just added it in le lore
reminder some fag made a 3-hour long Blender porno of her getting fucked by a horse
That only encourages them to stay you dumb nigger. Berate him for being retarded instead.
I've just started to spot the hairline.
She's literally just some ugly actress with jiggle physics.
I still don't understand how they fucked up her chin compared to the actress they used to model her.
They let the software do too much of the legwork for them.
ORAS Kagari and Meloetta.
I never understood why Kagari in particular never caught on, specially compared to the travesty in design that are the curent pokegirl yet they receive fanart. Bea is also good.
Rebecca even if I had never played her game.
T4 Xiaoyu for once because they made her look Caucasian in her character portrait.
A welcome evolution considering her TTT portrait where she was channeling her inner chinese noodle demons.
Seong Mina easily.
Anyone who picks Ivy needs to get his testicles checked.
You may think this is a bit far-fetched but listen: Virtua Fighter, Fighting Vipers. VF, FV. VF = FV. They're the same game.
If we're actually talking about Virtua Fighter I'd say Dural. There's truly something about retro chrome girls that makes for some intense eye candy.
This franchise was never good.
The sprite work for Eri is fucking cute, specially her victory animation. I will never understand the fixation on Fio.
Jessie but not without being mad at her.
Stupid fucking bitch should have let me motorboat her titties instead of chasing that fucking nigger, maybe then she wouldn't have died.
Devs also had a chance to make Isabela cute but note that this is when Capcom's trend of making characters look realistic (read: spend 10 extra hours on the model to make sure no attractive woman makes it past the development phase), so instead she came out spic as hell, specially in her renders. I didn't mind the brown though.
>Dead or Alive
It's incredible how those last few DLCs for DOA5U (read: Nyotengu and Marie Rose) blew every single other girl out of the water, but Hitomi will always remain an eternal classic.
The Huntress from Arena, god bless Joe Williamsen.
I always thought the cacodemons were cute.
That's because they are.
>Anyone who picks Ivy needs to get his testicles checked.
my cajones are the largest and strongest on the webring, faggot
>Hating on Ivy
I will fight you one on one, faggot.
Only way to love women is to overpower them and force them into submission.
Ivy's entire character is gateway femdom, and femdom is gateway to sissy faggotry, same as with stupid fucking Bayonetta.
You only need to look up IRL guys who were into femdom to see who you're lumping yourselves with for example Larry Wachowski.
Bet you pay to get whipped by women two times your size while you're not posting here you fucking pansy little bitchy fag-faggots.
You're supposed to slap her around and dominate her when she tries to dominate you before impregnating her. Taki is better anyways.
>implying dominating a strong woman isn't more sexually exciting than dominating some 4'5" shortstack that could never fight back
>implying being buried under 6'0" of woman is gay
>implying her tall genes won't be passed onto your children to populate the world with tall aryan superhumans
there is nothing wrong with light femdom, if you don't let it go into twink territory then it's totally natural to let the woman have the upper hand every now and then so you can just sit back and enjoy her doing all the work. in other words, it is not I who has the gay, but you
What the other guy said. Doing what you describe is more fun if there's more of a challenge.
>passing on genes
>not passing on genes, even by force if necessary
>you aren't the taller one
>she has to look down on you instead of the opposite
>"it's totally natural to let the woman have the upper hand"
You've proven yourself with your won words you can't justify her. Only with head canon and your idea on how it's totally okay to be a twink and feel inferior can you get around her.
Besides, there is not a single instance in the games where Ivy's character ever seems to be broken. Not a single instance when you can suspect there to be a woman inside any of her meat or tit flesh.
Onto a more heterosexual topic, Kagari a cute and needs at least six gorillion more fanart of her.
No one said those things you're quoting.
Ctrl+F it's totally natural to let the woman have the upper hand in this thread.
Another key phrase would be there is nothing wrong with light femdom.
>I cut off half your sentence so now you look stupid! Take that!
Why are you like this? I swear the only people I see get twisted into knots over the "horrors of femdom" are carrying some kind of baggage.
>I cut off half your sentence so now you look stupid! Take that!
The rest of the sentence adds to the first statement. It doesn't substract from it nor was it essential to add the entire sentence.
>if you don't let it go into twink territory
Where's the divide? Where does the twink begin and where does it end?
You were implying she's taller than you, and as I've said before there's not a hint of Ivy ever breaking her dominatrix character in her games. When are you ever going to dominate her?
>I swear the only people I see get twisted into knots over the "horrors of femdom"
I'm not preaching on the horrors of femdom. I'm calling your taste shit, simply put.
I make a lot of typos making posts and I feel a sudden urge to correct them after I've posted them.
>The rest of the sentence adds to the first statement. It doesn't substract from it nor was it essential to add the entire sentence.
Yes it does you fucking troglodyte, dominant woman != gay, you're just afraid that any semblance of you not being in control 100% of the time makes you gay.
>Where's the divide? Where does the twink begin and where does it end?
When she starts calling you a faggot that could never please a woman in a natural way. If it ever gets to that point then it just becomes humiliation/degradation, and at that point you're not getting off on the woman being in control, you're getting off on being subhuman. Answer this, faggot: Where does the dominant role as a man begin and where does it end?
>I'm not preaching on the horrors of femdom. I'm calling your taste shit, simply put.
Dominant woman is patrician taste. Faggotry/twink/hardcore femdom is plebeian.
>I make a lot of typos making posts and I feel a sudden urge to correct them after I've posted them.
Sounds more like you're upset that the page didn't update with your post RIGHT NOW and you mash Reply like vid related to get it in sooner.
>You were implying she's taller than you
<you must be the same guy!
>I'm not preaching on the horrors of femdom
Right, which is why instead of saying "your taste is shit" you spew out paragraphs of gibberish as to why no-one is ever allowed to like it and wanting a domineering woman is homosexual.
>you're just afraid that any semblance of you not being in control 100% of the time makes you gay
I want you to take a deep breath, relax then read carefully what you've just typed because nothing in that sentence makes sense.
>dominant woman != gay
You'll never read me ranting about Samus for example because there's nothing wrong with her. She may be huge and strong-built, yes, but that does not detract her from being cute.
Compare that to Ivy, whose entire character is wine aunt's power fantasy. There's zero semblance of girl in here; it's just a giant pair of floating tits that will smack you down at any attempt to seduce her.
As you were saying, Ivy clearly crosses that line where
>she starts calling you a faggot that could never please a woman in a natural way
The only thing that's left in her arsenal is a strap-on, come on.
>where does the dominant role as a man begin and where does it end?
On average I'd say that lines begins where she blushes if you call her a girl.
However, if we're talking about stronk womyn characters and you want me to give them the benefit of the doubt I'd say it starts where she has at least an ounce of respect for you and doesn't want you to lick the floor she steps on, something which would be within character in Ivy.
>Sounds more like you're upset that the page didn't update with your post RIGHT NOW
You can tell in each iteration typos present in the last post are corrected if you were to read them. You don't want the discussion to be steered this way because there's nothing to discuss here.
>no-one is ever allowed to like it and wanting a domineering woman is homosexual
Well sorry about that but calling the other party a bunch of faggots is standard imageboard procedure. Rules of the game you know.
Listen, this thread will go on until one of the two parties backs off on what each one's saying; and believe me I will have the final say on this because I know what I'm talking about.
While we're on it we might as well post best girls to render this struggle at the very least somewhat bearable.
Why are we talking about video game characters like they are real people? People like Ivy because of her giant tits and tight outfit that shows them off, why are you talking about her dominating you? It's not like Soul Calibur is a dating sim.
>why are we treating video game characters as if they were more than polygons being drawn on a screen and instead were real living beings?
>posts continue to inflate with wordswordswordswordswords
>i'll have the last word, you'll see!!
You can have it.
>You're just trying to get the last word! I can't address any of your arguments so I win!
Every day with you faggots.
I'm not the one having an autistic shitfit over liking tall vidya girls lmao
>over liking tall vidya girls
You could've read the post at the very least.
Why do you even bother coming to a textboard if not to read posts?
I doubt you're actually laughing your ass off as you're saying here.
>i like domineering women
<fag! homosexual! you're wrong and i can prove it, and i'll make all these posts proving why i'm right and quote mining your posts and telling you how wrong you are for your tastes! you must like fucking men and having dildos shoved up your ass!
<bro i'm just calling you a fag for your taste, it's an image board tradition - what, don't you like image boards?
<hah! i win!
I don't care about you faggots' obsession with muh femdom. If a cute, horny vidya big girl 4u wants to give some snu snu, only a fucking faggot or genuine retard would say no. The only thing I ask is that bitch fuck so good she breaks my fuckin' pelvis.
This. If Amazon from DC wanted to ride my dick I couldn't refuse.
>having preferences when it comes to women is gay
>rejecting women is gay
>If Amazon from DC wanted to ride my dick I couldn't refuse.
Figuratively or literally?
Yes, that's correct. You're either retarded or gay. Perhaps you're a gay retard, n'est-pas?
>and believe me I will have the final say on this because I know what I'm talking about.
I don't even like femdom but you're a fucking fag.
I do not really see how it translates to a supposed preference for men, sissy-kun.
How about a different game: fug, marry, kill
>fug Zoey from Left 4 Dead
>marry Roll Caskett
>kill Lara Croft
The point of fuck/marry/kill is that you provide the options yourself. Here, like this.
Kill the Bulldog
Fuck Pearl, Marry Midna, kill Toadette. I don't like fatties.
There's only one right answer in this scenario.
kill them all
Why are you gay?
shortstacks are just obese short women, two things I disdain.
Your mother is a fat sow, but I fuck her without complaint.
Why do americans think everyone is fat besides themselves?
just admit you have shit taste
skinnier than you, tubby
>having standards is gay
My point is shortstack and fat isn't the same thing so you're just projecting. I also couldn't help but notice you didn't refute the fact you're a burger.
Except it is the same thing, if you were to scale it up proportionally then you'd get an obese chick. You have shit taste, you might as well just put googly eyes and a miniature wig on an onahole since that's what you're actually attracted to.
He is worse than just a burger, he is - God forgive me for uttering such a word - a spic burger.
> if you were to scale it up proportionally
If you did that to a loli you'd have an odd deformed monstrosity too. Dumbest false equivalence ever.
>you'd have an odd deformed monstrosity too.
so you admit that shortstacks are deformed monstrosities, nice that we've established that.
>wide hips and thin waist is obese
Gayer than sweden.
No fagnuts, a scaled up shortstack as you described would be an odd monstrosity. Luckily we enjoy actual shortstacks not 6 foot tall ones. Did you learn your debating skills in grade school then drop out?
those are nigger-tier asses and thighs made to please retarded nogs that don't understand what a woman is supposed to look like.
>obese woman of normal height
>obese woman of short height
it's the same fucking thing. admit you have shit taste.
>attractive woman reminds you of niggers.
A gay american jew. Why did Hitler have to lose the war? Was it because we deserved it?
>disgusting 50yrold officemom tier cellulite pudge
Nigger the fuck?
>those are nigger-tier asses and thighs made to please retarded nogs that don't understand what a woman is supposed to look like.
Then post what you think you're supposed to look like so you can be laughed at even more.
>Anyone who picks Ivy needs to get his testicles checked.
I like my women to have muscle for the winter
I'm sure you like your women to have a benis as well
there's nothing wrong with lusting for benis if you don't have one yourself
This is a thread about girls not dudes.
It is impressive how many Christians there are here. But yet again this isn't pol or fascist so id expect things to be a little.. simple.
And i didn't use the term Christcuck, be glad faggots.
Vidya is enjoyed better without politics 24/7.
I'm thinking its more likely a handful proxy jumping, this seems a little too good to be true Especially for people to fall for blatant blasphemy
Did he just assume God's gender? He should be made to publicly apologize after he's been fired from his job.
At first i was glad when Dead Or Alive changed its art style to something somewhat more "realistic" or proportioned if you will, now i am not so sure anymore.
I wouldn't mind to see the series go back to that cute anime art style.
DOA 3 still the best in the series, shame its still XBOX hostage.
BY THE GODS DO I SWEAR I HATE ZELDAS ASS
I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! EVERYTIME FOR THE LAST 4-5 MONTHS I COME ON HERE AND SEE THAT STUPID ASS AND TRIFORCE THONG. IT MAKES ME LIVID THAT ITS ALWAYS ON THE FIRST PAGE.
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING UNNERVING TO SEE THIS STUPID FAT ASS ALL OF THE TIME! FUCK I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH SEXY PORTRAITS OF ANIMES, INCLUDING ZELDA BUT THIS DISEMBODIED ASS JUST PISSES ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFFF!!!!!!!
hide the image brah
Because you are homo sex.
There are some cute girls ITT but bloody hell do I hate that stupid chunk of meat, oozing into my peripheral vision every time I scroll through to see if there is anything to reply too, or read. It's like so perfectly able to fart out of the corner at me every time while scrolling, WHY?!
WHY IS IT SO DEMEANING TO SEE THAT BUTT!!
do what >>185245 says
it's not even a good drawing, just bloated fat
then you're gonna hate this too
that's terrible dude
don't tell me you don't like big booty bitches
I'm white, sorry
I'm so sorry
looks jewish as fuck
I actually like these ones except for the middle one.
it's for the deep dives, when your brain deflates into "caveman brain" mode
i think i've found that i enjoy puss more than both ass and tits, is there something wrong with me?
At least its not feet
no, that's the most natural thing to have an attraction to
Weird way to admit what you like
It's the most rational way as it will undoubtedly cause anons to reply with ass.
You have a good head on your shoulders. It's natural, and means you haven't given in to a degenerate fetish
>ass or tits are a degenerate fetish
Have we really reached this point on this site
Doesn't a good ass-shot almost always include pussy or alludes to it anyway?
Asses aren't degenerate but flabby bloated baboon ass definitely is, unless you're a nigger then it's just a symptom of your primitive genetics.
Post what you think is flabby bloated baboon ass and what isn't. No 3dpd faggot.
Year after year these people meme themselves just a little closer to jerking off to tranny manbods while being elitist about it.
>another fag that thinks tomboys = gay
sorry you're such a faggot
That user didn't mention tomboys at all but I'm glad you recognize that you are fundamentally lusting after men.
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLEEEEEE!!!
then tell me what else he was implying, because there is absolutely nothing else in this thread that any anon would even consider arguing is trannoid, and those that would have a grand total of two functioning brain cells
I was talking about the guy calling "muh baboon ass" concerning ones that are reasonably sized and with healthy thigh ratios.
Question, do you guys differentiate between butch and tomboys? I need to know.
Butch is almost certainly a dyke and tries too hard to look like a boy.
Tomboy is a girl that is emotionally unfeminine. She unconsciously talks and acts "like one of the boys", but doesn't have to look a certain way and can overlap with other niches.
Then there's reverse traps which are girls that look androgynous (which may or may not be intentional) while still being obviously feminine at a second glance. Reasons vary and a reverse trap doesn't have to be butch, a dyke, or a tomboy.
I'd fuck most of any into submission but I do differentiate between them because of autism.
pic 1 is almost too muscular, if it weren't for the massive jugs I wouldn't consider it. I like toned and strong womyn, but beefcakes like that are borderline homo, especially if they don't have tits to back it up.
I think that was what the pozzed devs were going for
I have never thought Zarya was attractive but that pic might change my opinion
I agree with >>185483 a butch is a woman which has an active awareness of her sexuality and wants to tweak it by using or adapting manish manners and looks. They more often than not look ugly as sin but they have a clear look and persona they steer to.
A tomboy is more about interests, hobbies and mindset that just so happens to make her feel more in line with male dominated communities and activities. I would say you can find them rather frequently in technical studies but those women lack the stereotypical insecurity about being viewed as a woman that 2d tomboys have because being around hundreds of men they don't stay single. At least I think so, never tried flirting with them
That's generally what happens when you run a shit character through a superior style and artist. Sydney from Gayday Jew is in the same boat as they always draw her real good but in game shes fucking horsefaced punk trash.
A tomboy is a girl that dresses and act like a boy but she's still very feminine in appearance, a Butch is a woman who not only acts like a guy, but looks physically masculine too.
It's like the difference between hot lesbians and dykes.
quads for manaka
Checked. What a cutie!
Good quads, good post.
I'm fine with muscle, even up to krekkov's stuff, but the head ruins it for me. Zarya's face goes right past androgynous into boy territory and while I do like lesbian hair that's also too much. Like >>185513 said, that's the intention.
If I scroll down past her face it instantly becomes way better.
Women's abs inspire me more than men's abs. I have a hard time explaining this.
>if those cunts can do it, so can I
I think it's more of a, "fuck. She's probably looking for someone who looks about the same. Better get on that."
what >>186615 and >>186624 said
i didnt need to see this
What do you mean by that?
Every single time I come across a video of a female lifting weights, I have to clench my teeth and be prepared to see that dumb cunt completely snap her arms or legs.
>anons get off to 3d t*ktokers instead
Fine, here's your anime.
God damn, the Ted sequels got weird.
The ass was fat.
i want to copulate with dw in fact of course
also gas all furries
I WOULD agree, but there's a part of me that just really dislikes when women panic over small animals scurrying around to the point they put that fear ahead of anything else.
Turbo Satan quads confirm:
All furries must be gassed