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Cute and funny only, please.
delete the thread and start over
Delete your life and start over
>Cute and funny only, please.
I hate how often "jokes are now real" applies.
>Cute and funny only, please.
All of my posts are cute or funny
Did someone say Cute?
THAT'S AN ILLEGAL COMBO
THE ONLY THINGS THAT ARE STILL LEGAL ARE UGLY AND SERIOUS
AND WE'RE WORKING ON OUTLAWING UGLY SO ALL YOU GET IS BLAND AND SERIOUS
Cute and funny you say?
I want to pat her head and tell her to git gud.
More cute stuff.
>cute and funny only
>only one funny
not my fault your sense of humor is shit
So you say, but the SFM Sleeycabin webm will always be a classic. Never gets old. Broteam is good to.
I think im gonna be sikh
>that fucking generic card sound
The Dream Team remake Nintendo doesn't want you to know about.
>using ((( Steam )))
>not installing repacks into regular ol' wine-staging like a white man
Wine doesn't work you stupid nigger.
>wine doesn't work
It works on my machine.
Wine and Wine staging are two different things.
Just installed it, doesn't work.
>materia does not enter butt
use this guy's presets and let us know
Might as well just stay a windowsnigger
>auto-generated trap shota voice
Fitting for literal homosexuals
Every time i see someone post about Kirby i get reminded of this.
>Are you winning dad?
Too on the nose
Great fucking editing though, nice job anon.
>bloom and AO
I hope that's ironic.
>That unwarped "dad".
A little more effort, and you can make it look close to legit.
Fixed that for you.
accidentally recorded it at 30 fps instead of 60
Does anyone have the Doom edits of Christchurch?
tanoshii and sugoi
>In 1900 90 percent of americans were self-employed; now it's about two percent
>GloboHomo :tm: was so terrified of an anonymous image board (formerly cripple's) ran by a shady datamining gookfucking faggot instead of just using it as a intelligence asset they sperged out and sent a glownigger to go kill random muzzies in a mosque hundreds of miles away from where he lived
The details surrounding cc just seem to be exactly what GloboHomo :tm: needed at the exact right time. What did trnt sperg about in his mfesto? The "birth rates". So why the fuck would someone throw away their life doing something that is a complete fucking waste? Why in 2016 did he spend 3 months in Israel?
also see webm related
you can look at any event in the world and see ways for globohomo to benefit from it. they could benefit from you dropping your toast on the floor in the morning. even with means, motive, and opportunity you need hard evidence to support your claims.
Are you retarded? Globohomo benefits from anon dropping his toast on the ground, so that he can continue funding big bread and big towel. Also, globohomo benefits from manufacturing disasters like Christchurch to neutralize and/or kill opponents, and to make money off of it.
Stop posting this unfunny video or else
these are all official scooby videos
Dexter's mom has a fat ass.
Let's see if this werks.
It didn't werk.
>uses one of the most optimized setups to shred a boss in seconds
Now do it with a ultra greatsword at level 125 without summons.
>muh baby game is hard if you're retarded!
I never said it was hard. I was asking for them to show something more interesting then someone Incredibly overleveled using every buff in the game to kill a boss in seconds. It's like you one shotting the tutorial boss with end game gear, it's just not very interesting.
I've seen anons do it better at half that level.
If you're trying to prove that a boss isn't hard by being ridiculously over leveled and over geared for it, then you've got your priorities wrong.
It's not my video, retards.
>Now do it with a ultra greatsword at level 125 without summons.
I did beat her with a UGS and without using spirit ashes, but I'm pretty sure that I was beyond that rune level cap.
Above level 1 is cazul play. Above level 100 is journo mode my dude try again.
What is the leve cap?
i have had more political shitflinging on tf2 pubs than i can remember
Back when culture was allowed to be fun. That kind of self-celebration and cross-pollination is the signature of a healthy industry or artistic discipline.
Further proof that Sekiro is Miyazaki's magnum opus
>they wur studyin stars in africa before y'all even called it astrology
Sekiro has absolutely no build variety what so ever, every playstyle is forced to be the same for ever player and every playthrough.
Which thus makes every souls game besides DS2 better than Sekiro, due to their abundance of content and replayablility thus giving you the ability to have a new fresh experience every single time you play the game.
The gameplay is good and all but the game is nothing but a one trick pony not even worthy of having patches or the Moonlight Greatsword.
Its kinda like Nioh but with more verticality and only one weapon type.
I can do it but I don't feel like it.
I saw footage of some fag practically pancake flipping her with giant hunt of fucking course.
If I time it everything right (including dodge rolls which I suck ass at doing) and use the ice throwing bombs every time she tries her scarelt flower attack I can most likely easily clown on her.
>1 flawlessly designed, extremely fun and high-skill playstyle
>Multiple half-assed different "builds"
I'd rather take the first one, retard. Sekiro shits all over DS and you can't prove otherwise.
and don't even get me started on the Bosses. Sekiro has the best boss fights out of any game FromSoftware has made. It puts BB to shame
It's fine if you enjoy Sekiro more than DS/BB/ER. It's obvious we both seek and enjoy different things from these games and thats perfectly okay.
I'm glad you like the game anon, I used a "free trial" back when it came out (was shocked to find out that it was only 14.4 gigs) and didn't really enjoy the game too much at all, it just wasnt for me I guess, it was quite pretty looking though.
You should try out Nioh 1/2 both of those games have combat systems that are more in-depth, complex and downright superior than anything fromsoft has ever made yet they're still both slept on by most people, if you liked Sekiro's combat you'll probably like Nioh's too!
How is Nioh on a technical level?
I tried replaying Sekiro recently but it ran like shit and the tutorial pop ups were fucking annoying.
I want some parry autism but I already played the shit out of MGR.
Glad to see that autism is still alive
I've always wondered how stupid shit like that gets onto the internet in the first place, for one its a self BTFO and two its embarrassing but for some reason they STILL post it online for the world to see
I know, you'd think by the word choice OP would be posting cunny, but he has not.
Look up gameplay videos on youtube like end game builds or endgame gameplay, then play the game yourself if it peaks your interest.
I'm not the kind of guy to know how "technical" it is but I sure as shit know for a fact that its FAR more complex than Dark Souls with its weak, strong, special, jump, roll attacks and thats it and then Nioh has a multitude of attacks and combos you can unlock, 3 stances per weapon type all with their own attacks, attack power/speed and ki consumption/damage, guardian sprits for extra status/ability boosts, armor with customizable random/stat and skill boosts, etc, etc.
Theres quite a bit of feature creep in the games and they may just be HARDER than Dark Souls, ESPECIALLY Nioh 2. Thats probably why nobody talks about Nioh, they all most likely got filtered and don't want to embarrass themselves by mentioning the game to anyone, at least thats why I'd think so.
Buy the game at a cheaper price off a steam key reseller or pirate it I don't give a shit but don't ask me about the game anymore, play it yourself and form your own opinion, you may hate it or love it more than me and that's always a personal thing that I can't have any power or say over.
no gushing grannies instead.
more duke please
Be the change you want to see
>This entire webm
Physical disgust, I need to post something straight to wash my mouth out with
Her mouth says "Yankee go home!" but her uterus says "Yankee come here!"
Are they clones? I can't tell them apart from their faces.
Imagine being a faggy asian.
All these asian governments are always trying to prop-up their countries as great and noble. But they're nothing but shithole. They're filthy and filled with trannies and degenerate rapists. They've got nothing but lying propaganda.
At the same time they try to subvert the west out of spite.
they can't cope with the fact that they're complete shit that needs to be wiped off the planet.
All non-whites, women, and those that support either, should just be killed asap.
this has nothing to do with video games
I like how yoko ono's mic isn't even on. Really improves the song.
I feel bad now only because that girl is cute and I know she wouldn't like me merely for being born brown.
Thankfully she's chinese and her life by default is far more cucked than mine could ever be.
Does anyone still have the "turnabout_niggers.webm" video?
I do, but under a different name.
I'm probably mentally ill for saving this kind of shit on my pc.
>Mentally ill for saving MADs
I'll be mentally ill any time anywhere
>peaks your interest
atomwaffen is literally run by the feds and so is azov. gay vid
>can't click fast, has to use two fingers
Fucking women gamers
Heres a short relatively new video I stole from youtube of some Nioh 2 gameplay.
With its customizable stats, movesets, affinities and what not you can basically make the combat as fast and stylish as DMC.
Keep in mind this game is STILL a souls like, but the Nioh games are the only ones out of all of them who have actually deep combat mechanics.
The rest of the souls games are still as basic as fuck and have you rely solely on timing, high stats, weapon upgrades and positioning when in combat when in Nioh you have to consider much more.
If you're kind of retarded I recommend you not even bother with those games honestly.
Cool, a shitty new word that im probably going to forget about and never use.
Kind of looks more like a platinum game rather than something souls-like. Killer is dead, Revengeance ect...
Was Nioh 1 like this?
this went viral and possibly done/recorded in the first place as a way to dominate internet/youtube search results for "dancing israeli"
>eats all my videos
ok lets try this one more time.
Huh, apparently London is going to look a lot better in 14 years.
Thats some kind of high level endgame as fuck player playing the game with probably hundreds maybe thousands of hours put into the game of course it would look kinda platinum like by then.
Autisic speedrunner or professional gamer gameplay looks almost indistinguishable from a normal players gameplay.
>Was Nioh 1 like this?
Stop asking me questions ffs.
Look it up yourself, theres loads of videos about the game.
Simply pirate it and try it out if it PIQUES your interest or whatever idgaf.
I got into the game by looking at videos of the game, getting intrigued as fuck and then buying it on sale and I ended up loving it.
Don't you do the same???
I guess I'll show you 2 videos I recorded when I played Nioh 1.
Have a bonus waifu that was actually from Nioh, if you didn't know before, now you do.
The website is shitting itself for you too?
Wonder when this is gonna blow over.
Apparently there were some issues with the installation of a new update, the fish is working on it
I CAN'T FUCKING POST ON /b/
FIX IFX FIX XFIX ITTTT
image uploads and captcha are both broken for me
new reaction webm for you degenerates
Add >Shadman to it and make it useful.
>Add >Shadman to it and make it useful.
Someone please do this, I need more shad webms in my collection, especially now that hes in prison for assaulting someone with a railway spike in a drug induced madness.
I was one pixel off
I always post these just before I come up with an improvement.
Thank you anon
I'm glad that Americans exist.
Recently watch this on YouTube short and TikTok. You people need to fuck off. Funny thing is vids like these always guarantee replies here.
>Funny thing is vids like these always guarantee replies here.
<is the second of two to reply at all
Back to tiktok.
Thanks for the (you)s, fren :D
Tiltokers are always so passive aggressive 🤣🤣🤣. Back to your phones.
You make it too easy, nigger.
Anon you're fucking cancer but you're autistic outburst is making me giggle non the less.
I know just how to make myself actually enjoy your shitty content.
Yep, I sure love it when anons post everything that isn't VIDEO GAMES on /v/ because they fall so easily for shitty bait from literal niggers.
>webm without sound
Speaking of literal niggers.
I can't believe Youmu is fucking dead
the future is now
do you have an archive of their videos online?
I wonder if P8 has any 2hu hacks.
If it's not on Bitchute or Odysee then it's being hoarded on their discord channel. This is the case for the myg0t guys as well.
Where are they?!
No, she's half dead.
Compared to other normalfaggy videos, these aren't so bad. I could put up with them every once in a while.
Found the egirl
It's always weird to see waifufags irl. There's nothing wrong with having a waifu, but not in front of other people and not so shamelessly.
the fuck is that shit? It looks like it doesn't contain all the letters of the english alphabet.
It's a 60% mechanical keyboard. 60% is a keyboard layout that mechanical keyboard fanatics often go with thinking they need the extra space (they really don't).
We get it, you have no balls. Most people aren't afraid to admit there's something wrong with the system in public, though.
>transmutes meat into coal
>leaves it in the fucking pan to burn even more
>while it's fucking filling the room with smoke
>in a room with poor ventilation
>takes the meat out, leaves the fire on while the pan itself is smoking and about to burn
>tries to put it in the sink, drops flaming oil in the sink, then puts it back on the fucking fire
>picks it back up again, drops more oil everywhere, including on the stove that's STILL on
>HELP HELP HELP
I expect almost nothing from normalfags yet they always let me down.
Most modern women are simply irredeemable now.
I talked to two of them at my last job who most likely had feelings for me asking if they knew how to clean and cook at least like me in a friendly manner and they said that they couldn't do it.
Fucking pathetic. I'd still teach them, they're not entirely lost, they just are seemingly mentally and developmentally stunted and are like young girls but in their 20s, their hearts we're in the right place though.
Would you get a 20+ year old gf who is still mentally a young girl?
Mom I want a tradwife!
We already have a tradwife at home dear.
There is one internet streamer woman who I love unconditionally though.
I want her to call me the n-word, that would complete me
/tv/, fuckoff and stay fuckoff please
who let /dup/ in here
To be fair, how many modern men are the same, being boys in 20+ year old bodies?
t. NEET manchild
>This dumb bitch has an OnlyFans.
That just makes it too perfect.
I miss the dabbing birdfag from 8/tv/ from a few years back.
I'm surprised he didn't cause an international media crisis after shooting up that bar.
Meh, I think I found out what it means to be a man.
I think what you need is accountability, responsibility, integrity, a constant strive for improvement, self care, and the need, strength and ability to provide for yourself and others.
To become a peak 1% top male out of all males you need to master yourself physically, financially, mentally, relationship wise and spiritually much like the dudes in this video.
It takes a lot of struggle and hard work but some men thrive under that pressure and chaos, meanwhile I find it to be a pain in the ass.
I would consider myself a lazy manchild, yet I'm constantly baffled by how often people around my age seem to be objectively inferior in multiple ways.
I think modern people are just fucked.
>Would you get a 20+ year old gf who is still mentally a young girl?
Standards in order of importance:
Everything else is negotiable.
I would be okay with a complete trainwreck of a retarded mega BPD woman as long as she doesn't treat me like shit and isn't disloyal.
I'd be okay with being a pimp for an Onlyfans whore as long as I'm in control of the content, but that comes down to loyalty.
I've met 5 in 30 years, but they're loyal women, so I never had a chance.
In the meantime, I'm profiting off all the shit women, by helping retards like me, even though I don't want to.
I have a video game webm so not entirely off topic.
Maturity is bred from hardship. If you're well off enough that you can afford to be a manchild in the first place, then it probably doesn't matter at all.
Everyone hates manchildren so many will eventually grow out of it. Meanwhile women are rewarded for acting like 15 year olds until they hit the attractiveness wall at 30 when they simply turn into bitter hyper-feminists.
Hardship is hard to come from western society unless you're either born in it or dumb enough to fall into it.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Who wants to place bets on whether the guys in that .mp4 of yours are yuppies living largely off of their parents' money? Sorry for going off on a tangent like this, it just kind of pissed me off. I'd just like to see him try all that fancy shit with my environment and upbringing.
What is this fucking garbage? Just listen to the song normally, geez.
I ain't clicking on that nibber
You can easily afford that kind of wealth and lifestyle if you start your own business.
How to go about that and what kind to start who fucking knows and good fucking luck with that.
Are those webms??
Wow I wonder if they're about video games??
Ohhh goody I'm gonna click on all 3!
What was in the deleted post? "questionable" content?
Why would you save that?
The director must've paid the actress very well in order for her to agree to play such a role.
Mainly for dancing, I like dancing videos.
Who the hell makes these bowling animations? And how can I secretly add them to my local bowling alley's lane management system?
hate when this happens
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
The JFK and Split Jesus were both made by the Corridor Digital people.
3DPD not even once.
I really like this maymay.
I too wish Camilla's English VA didn't sound a pack a day smoker.
I dont remember the last time i posted actual videogame related webms
I busted about 7 nuts anon thank you for that!
<what about men like this
They make money.
This tbh. Not to diminish the physical effort and motivation because obviously even with the means most people couldn't do that. But I'm sure it's much easier to focus on training to that level when you don't need to worry about money.
Why do you niggers keep thinking you deserve to be here? Fuck off.
Non whites like you are so pathetic.
DAS RAYCIS NIGGA WTF IMMA PUT A CAP IN UR ASS WYT BOI
we iz do finna go boi howza honkey
shieet, u mofo honkies r scared bi a realz queen
John Halo wouldn't be so mad had he become a Chef instead.
Charity looks just like that fat black kid meme.
No censorship please
unfortunately, she survived with no injury
Racism is gay.
Judge people by the content of their character and intelligence not the color of their skin.
The true enemy are mulit-racial low IQ unga bungas constantly fucking non-stop and spreading their retard leftist democrat voting spawn across western civilization eventually turning it into Idiocracy, they all need to be sterilized to they can't breed anymore.
But even worse than them are their enablers and the people who flood our countries with them, as long as they are gone too society will heal and eventually be just as fun and chill as it was during the 90', maybe even the 80's I assume.
As long as everybody is smart and unified with a common goal of constant progress and innovation we won't have to worry about our future ever again, but as things are now we're kinda fucked.
>Judge people by the content of their character and intelligence not the color of their skin.
What's the difference?
Kill yourself faggot
WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER
I know I'm still right though.
A high IQ, high trust society is nearly unstoppable.
Japan with their hikkikomoris and shitty birth rates may just prove me wrong though.
Smart black people do exist, they act like white dudes but they aren't really that common obviously.
Nowdays you don't even have to be black to be a nigger, you just need to be niggerbrained, just look at antifa and BLM supporters.
You are the personification of what Uncle Ted hates the most. You always try to pump up the niggers by forcing them to dress like you and act like you, just so you can claim to the world that your nigger friend is just as smart and you're totally not racist. Fucking narcissistic pieces of shit. Fuck off niggerlover, how about you let your daughter marry a smart nigger if you love them so much.
<Racism is gay
<The true enemy are multi-racial low IQ unga bungas
That's what racism prevents, anon. Racism is a finely tuned survival mechanism which allowed your ancestors, and the Japanese, to thrive in high IQ, high trust societies. Why would you open your doors to someone who doesn't act like you, doesn't think like you, or doesn't have the same ideals or culture as you do?
The other crucial part is peer-pressure; that is, community shaming if you step out of line with the community's morals. Japan and a number of other Asian countries still have a semblance of it, but in the West it no longer exists; everyone is their own god and anything goes. There is no shame for doing things that previously would have been shameful. This is why you have white niggers and the nigger mindset.
reminder that these people exist on zzzchan in current year and use the gamergate thread
>h-he's only healthy because he's rich, I could totally do that if I had other people's money given to me!
>blacks are intrinsically subhuman, being white is the main indicator of ability!
Can't make this shit up
>I only w-write posts ironically! T-that w-way no one can b-b-bully me!
>shitposts are intrinsically good posts, written words are the main indicator of value!
Can't make this shit up
I hope you're merely pretending to be retarded, not actually retarded enough to believe in that universalist, egalitarian, content-of-your-character shit.
Is that Arcane Dimensions?
I believe so. Shit, now I need to get back to playan Quake again.
None of these are funny or even vidya related kill yourself
God almighty deepfakes are getting fucking scary
>Smart black people do exist
You're either not a smart white person, or you've never had much contact with a smart black person. You sound like you consider yourself smart and thus a good judge of others intelligence.
I think whites that share your views on blacks are generally midwits that meet a black midwit and say "wow this guy's smart just like me"
They may be quick witted or able to comprehend complex topics, but they are stupid by many ways that even many lower IQ whites aren't. It really boils down to how you quantify intelligence.
IQ is just a decent measure of it that blacks lack in so many use it, but it doesn't account for many other factors that play into intelligence. Also your overall IQ score is not everything that matters, you can be extremely below average in some areas and still have a high overall IQ. The final score is basically an "average" or "overall"
I'm sure there are black community leaders in shit areas, political leaders, or professionals that you midwits and maybe smarter people at first glance would consider intelligent, but many of them have a severe lack in being able to think critically and abstract in a large number of ways.
Some consider that type of intelligence to be more of a question of morals I had a decent video on the topic, but I can't find it at the moment. I will post it if I do than "brain power" but it all boils down to how we quantify intelligence. And niggers are fucking retarded, emotional, impulsive, and violent.
Not sure who you were arguing with, but those things aren't mutually exclusive and putting them together like that just makes you sound like a midwit that isn't understanding at a fundamental level.
>Sperging in the first Webm
That shit looks like any other level in a "low poly" fps, wow it has a samey blue tint opposed to a samey brown tint.
It's a flat courtyard with the floor deleted.
It's impossible for a nigger to be smart.
The dumb nigger breaks into your house, steals your television and shoots your dog. The smart nigger does it while you're gone at work.
I NEED MORE SOY
WHEN THE COVER OF THE BOOK HAS A TOTAL HUNK GRABBING A SCANTILY CLAD BIG TITTIED WOMAN WITH FANCY FONT YOU KNOW IT'S A TRASHY ROMANCE BOOK FOR WOMEN
I see patterns, and the patterns say that you're a faggot.
And the top tier scholarly niggers understand that its probably the safest/most sure way to get an education, blend into society, and act like a human in order to obtain their deepest desires without getting killed. deepest desires include status and name brand merchandise.
Oh you white people got it figured out. you go to school, make yourself useful, work hard. that way you can get a fine bitch, a mercedes, and the finest cloths and shoes. and then dress your kids in them when kids inevitably come by accident. also get a nice human hair wig for yo wife.
Its a much more certain way to obtain those things and live a successful life without having to murder, rape, and steal. yea, thats why you do these things.
Also, why do niggers hate nature? My guess is because love of nature conflicts with their ultimate goal of obtaining status
Can you post video games, you dumb fucking retarded mongoloid?
>Racism is gay.
Stereotyping is a survival instinct. Since you seem so willing to suppress a survival instinct, I'm happy with the fact you will die soon due to your own mistakes.
>I'm sorry my opinions are so controversial
You have the whole fucking internet where your brand of bullshit is accepted, yet you have to come here and pretend you're so fucking special. There is a way to have a discussion about this, but you had to start off with that absolutely Twatter opinion. You're clearly not from around here. Fuck off.
Video is about research that indicates a link between melanin and aggression.
Whites are generally smarter but there sure are a lot of retarded wiggers out there that might as well be niggers though not as violent.
On-topic discussion and content doesn't bring in the PPH, and you're not a mod anyways so I will proceed to ignore you
Mods are fags tho, so don't listen to them either.
I really liked that song but I don't recognize it. Any idea what it might be? I'd really like to listen to it while I work out.
I think its from a fighting game, like dead or alive. Can't remember tbh.
If you'd use literally anything else than your shitty webbrowser you'd see the title.
>【東方 VS ラブライブ！ MMD】從幻想鄉開始的偶像生活
Original video is 20 minutes, with assets list at the end.
The only worthwhile person at my college used to be black, he also hated niggers
>Just read one sentence and that was it.
>Doens't want context behind what I meant by that
Sub 90 IQ mindset right there, thats like hating a dog for being a a different color from what you wanted and not because its violent and retarded.
Racism can indeed be fun at times, but it's more important as a defense mechanism (that you can't properly even use) when entire races of intellectually inferior people are being psyoped into hating your race (if you're white, but for all I know you can be a mexican or south east asian) for some reason.
Thats the definition of biting that hands that feed you and they don't have any self awareness to understand why.
Moreso if they are leftists and are r-selected, thus low IQ herd animals who breed a lot with whomever to produce inferior offspring.
Then they most likely have a form of actual mental illness or mild retardation.
But by now I'm beating a dead horse I'm gonna stop.
Fun fact, black people also hate niggers, niggers also hate niggers, thats why theres so much black on black crime and shootings in general.
>It is literally impossible for a white person to be dumb.
Shut the fuck up and post vidya
>glowies sniff out a discussion
>they have to immediately shit in it
>otherwise the boss brings the whip again
>his book got judged by its cover
>he is buttbothered by it
Stereotyping just works.
Vid not related.
Tried my hand at this since I liked the SC2 replays some anon posted a while back, still room to improve.
Literally made for BWC!
The fact that his arms and hands look exactly like mine hurts. In fact they're so thin that others can straight up see my carpal bones. Still, my aim and gun handling is nowhere as bad as his. I know this isn't /fit, but does anyone here know what's the best possible way to increase the amount of muscles in my arms? Also, who even is this guy?
I can relate, but that only worthwhile person was a half-white arab which the arab father abandoned. He was a frequent /x/ shitposter, a huge 2hu nerd and a big fan of Akatsuki Records that ended up marrying Hecatia. Which he later ended up abandoning for his VC waifu, because he couldn't deal with how gay the Touhou community has become. I'm still not sure what he meant by that. He died of arm cancer a few years ago. I hope he's still shitposting from grave. Thanks for reading my blog.
>Still, my aim and gun handling is nowhere as bad as his
Thin arms or not I think he looks that goofy in a large part because he uses a meme gun notorious for the ill absorbed recoil and doesn't even seem to try and hold it like someone who intents to hit anything. Fuck even just copying the things you see in most modern fps should net you a better gun and grip because they often copy stuff seen in tactical or competetive resources.
>Also, who even is this guy?
I think he ended up being some failed mass shooter, lucky for everyone else that it seems like the will to shoot up some place is inverse proportional to actually getting into physical/outdoor activity that would make them more threatening. Or maybe those that do just end up liking it and gain something to live for.
As a fellow skeleton, apparetly we need to gain some fat to get fit. I'm getting pretty much no gains but I can't eat worth shit.
>who is this
It was a guy who was so into Ember from Danny Phantom that he wanted to isekai into being her after shooting up his supermarket workplace. He failed hard, as his aim in that video suggests.
Did that nigger ever made a videogame?
>Judge people by the content of their character and intelligence not the color of their skin.
ok what if that ends up with me still being "racist" lol?
>Did that nigger ever made a videogame?
A fair amount to my understanding, I would look up a list but we are in $current_year so everything is behind a signup-wall
Thanks for spoonfeeding me.
>As a fellow skeleton, apparetly we need to gain some fat to get fit.
That's the hard part. No matter how much I eat, I just simply cannot get fatter. I invested a lot of money in healthy high calorie food, but it was literally all for nothing.
>It was a guy who was so into Ember from Danny Phantom that he wanted to isekai into being her after shooting up his supermarket workplace.
>Ember from Danny Phantom
I completely forgot about this show and who Ember even was. From her looks it seems like he has a shit taste.
look into Leangains, if you're a skele it's a great place to start. and yes, he had very shit taste and was also a closet tranny. reading the ED article on him is a shitshow from start to finish. https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Randy_Stair
Is he alright?
He's alright (excluding his 4th digit).
He should be happy it was some caged cuck lion instead of some roided wild fucker.
He's alleft now.
The USA is like my personal circus nowadyas.
Of course the WHITE fence wouldn't support a black womyn.
The USA really has become a circus.
Wait, Harley Quinn is a nigger?
That nog isn't Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn was the psychiatrist that was assigned to Joker while he was serving jail time.
Imperial is objectively superior to metric, though. There is no argument that can correctly refute this.
>Imperial is objectively superior to metric, though
>not just using both and being able to convert on a whim
Slack jawed faggots, the both of you.
Learning things which are incorrect exposes the mind to illness.
I refuse to use a "rational" system designed by a bunch of French Jacobin Masons.
There is no argument for metrication that isn't just as applicable to all of us using a unified, 'rational' artificially constructed language. Pre-Napoleon almost every country had its own units based on culture, history and human scale. The weights used to measure would make sense based on local cooking/trading standards and so on. All of that uniqueness was destroyed for the sake of 'efficiency' i.e. better profits and simpler central governance. As in all cases maximum balkanisation is the correct answer: if you can't work out what measurement of liquid a pint is in the next town over then lurk moar but in real life.
>There is no argument for metrication that isn't just as applicable to all of us using a unified, 'rational' artificially constructed language
What? You literally can't translate anything. The original text of all prior work would have to be preserved and the knowledge and use of the language and the study of the language in the context and time of the works would all have to continue. Meanwhile, going from one set of physical units with an arbitrary demarcation to another requires no preservation of earlier records and incurs no loss of meaning.
Also, most if not all esolangs suck.
Randy Stair. Long story short, he was a failed youtuber that was overly-obsessed with Danny Phantom. Fired nearly sixty shells at a grocery store, and only took out three people, not including himself. Somehow convinced himself ghosts don't have assholes, but for some reason have pussies.
What did he think was gonna happen?
Maybe he was a furry with big dreams and bigger hopes.
Time goes on too fast.
At least he still has more digits on his hand than in his IQ
Dare you enter this magical realm?
>that zombie-tier voiceover
>What is the first thing that pops into your head when I say chip'n dale?
Its maggot infested mouse pussy now. Thanks Yidsney.
>does anyone here know what's the best possible way to increase the amount of muscles in my arms
Have you considered raising and lowering heavy objects?
>someone saved my webm
I rediscovered this webm after assumed it had been lost to time for years so I'm posting it here in case the source gets nuked.
Is this an actual movie?
I don't actually watch kids movies anymore, but this looks a little too good for fan animation, but slightly too good for the stuff they're putting out now.
Why did they hire a sheboon who can't act
Because she sucked some mean dick to get that role and also diversity.
And the ride ends.
Anyone knows where I can download the original Rescue Rangers series in good quality?
>Is this an actual movie?
Yep, corporate trash released a few days ago.
>I don't actually watch kids movies anymore
Watch Wolfwalkers 2020, is a fantastic movie.
It feels like so much of a fan movie, last time i saw an actual movie with so many references was that shitty player ready one. I'll give wolfwalkers a look later.
The only new movie i plan to watch this year was Jurassic world Dominion. The trailer made me laugh my ass off.
God her acting is terrible, with that said, wasn't she trying to take putty alive?
Why finish him fatality style?
>Why finish him fatality style?
They were going for the 'muh terminator reference' scene.
>What? You literally can't translate anything. The original text of all prior work would have to be preserved and the knowledge and use of the language and the study of the language in the context and time of the works would all have to continue.
We have to do that anyway since most language evolves pretty radically over a few centuries.
>Meanwhile, going from one set of physical units with an arbitrary demarcation to another requires no preservation of earlier records and incurs no loss of meaning.
The analogous situation to this is the fact that flipping to using metric units didn't magically remove all the existing buildings, products, industry standards and containers that were defined in whole imperial units. So you might be using metric but you end up with weird situations like 568ml containers of milk or 1981x457mm doors and even a few cases where during metrication these were rounded up or down for 'neatness' to cleaner numbers leaving two standards in place. This is all after the fact that metrication would cause (and did in the past cause) huge costs in changing all existing signage, machinery, vehicles, regulations, containers etc even before we discuss the lasting things like housing we can't change so it's hardly cost free in the first place.
The idea of regular divisions falls away when a 2x4 is now 38mmx39mm and multiples and divisions of those items are just as irregular as they were in imperial with the added annoyance of being non-round units.
>Also, most if not all esolangs suck.
So you'll use ((( their ))) artificial cultureless and history-denying measurement systems but you cut the line at languages? Also I think you mean constructed language, esolang is programming.
>Also I think you mean constructed language, esolang is programming.
Esolang is just short for esoteric language, it's a concept that applies to both language proper and programming languages. Something like esperanti isn't very esoteric these days but it's also absolutely not either an attempt at a 'rational' language (all the logic grammar languages are esoteric as fuck) nor is it compatible with eastern or northern language.
I never said metrification was a good idea and agree entirely with the broad philosophical thrust of >>137236 but it is possible, if expensive and clunky to implement and largely pointless. Every attempt at enforcing a national language has failed because it is actually impossible.
>The analogous situation to this is the fact that flipping to using metric units didn't magically remove all the existing buildings, products, industry standards and containers that were defined in whole imperial units. So you might be using metric but you end up with weird situations like 568ml containers of milk or 1981x457mm doors
But none of that's actually an existential problem, that is, you can have something with a requested length expressed as an irrational fraction but between the actual limits of precision in manufacturing requirements and the ability to work backwards exactly at any time you don't need to actually remember the old system whatsoever. You literally don't know what the vedas say because they're in a language no-one speaks - to the point where there are words that appear once in them and nowhere else in preserved texts - even though there is a 5-7 digit number of people who can recite them from memory (phonetically). You cannot actually abolish archaic language on a conceptual level the way you can a system of measurement.
Thanks for sharing.
He definitely didn't think this through. Most likely he just wanted to impress his female friends.
Which minute? I don't really want to watch any of this trash.
I'm doing just that right now. The problem is lack of visible gains.
>I'm doing just that right now. The problem is lack of visible gains.
Are you eating enough protein? You have to eat big to get big.
I know what to eat today now.
Yes, I eat foods high in protein every day.
I wish i could eat tengu eggs
Lift more then, don't tear your muscles though, breaks and rest is just as important as lifitng weights.
Getting a pull up bar is really good too.
I did like 24 chin ups in a row before but my arms felt like they were about to fall off afterwards.
I usually do 2 sets of 15 chin ups when im in the mood (which isnt good enough i need an actual schedule).
Pull ups are nice too but they are a bit harder for me to pull off haha.
Everyone likes to talk about getting tons of protein but that's better for fatties because of the thermic effect and it being the most satiating macro. Hardgainers still need protein obviously, but should emphasize carbs in their diet.
Don't know what your training looks like but prioritise higher reps and slow tempo. Slow and controlled negatives, stretch the muscle after you get a pump. Your arms will blow up.
Sage for not gaems.
Anyone played webm related?
post more kadser
shit meme but I have nothing else that's both vidya and fit related at the moment
>12 pound dumbbells
Huh, really? Is this the same principle as that light dumbbell thread on fit a while back?
hi were is his benis x-DDDDDDD
I guess I should at least post a webm while derailing.
>Huh, really? Is this the same principle as that light dumbbell thread on fit a while back?
Yes, and yes. Also stair sprints while carrying his brother on his back and gymnastics rings.
>were is benis
Beneath the fig leaf silly.
>you farm to feed your dragon so it can then fight other dragons
<not a porn game
Theres no way that snail doesn't have a parasite making it seek death
Gut a guffaw from seeing that cat from Paula Abdul's Opposites Attract video.
Thing I know.
It retracted it's eyestalks at first, so it probably doesn't have brain worms. Definitely has whatever nasty shit that thing is carrying after licking it.
>25% revenue share
Theres countless parasites that mind fucks snails and slugs, its just that the eye-stalk one is the most visible kind.
With that said, there are so many types of brain eating parasites you can find in slugs and the like, so I don't even want to be anywhere near that cat.
I initially thought the snail was a pet, as I can't imagine anyone dumb enough to let their picks lick snails and think nothing of it.
Is Morbius an actual movie?
Is that doge shit actually real? What the fuck man.
>Is that doge shit actually real?
>wanting to eat jew eggs
why is the shape retarded
I guess to make it look different from the other CPUs? Fuck do I know.
why do you touch yourself at night?
it look kewl
I expected some kind of fuckup but that was clean.
Couldn't care less about the shape, AMD CPU pins are the biggest issue, twice I've almost bent them while reapplying thermal paste.
Did you remove the CPU from the socket? I don't think you can bend the pins while it's in the socket.
>AMD CPU pins are the biggest issue, twice I've almost bent them while reapplying thermal paste.
How did you manage to do THAT?
Reminds me of 2009-2013 back when you had to prove you were cool by hating Justin Bieber and 1D
my friend's computer was close to that when I first cleaned it, it was some shitty Dell prebuilt that they had never opened while it sat near their feet in a room that had never been vacuumed in God knows how long.
Poster child for everything wrong with Gen Z.
Wow I wonder why people wouldn't like Generic Corporate Boy Band #27.
The fact of the matter is, OP made a Webm thread on /v/ where the only video was a shitty Daz3D porno and Anons rightfully called him out for his faggotry. How does this fucking remind you of anything? The only post that reminds me of anything is >>132368, which somewhat reminds me of SomethingAwful with its gifs of old movies.
Also nice 8kuck image faggot.
Took out the CPU from the socket to remove the leftover thermal paste with some cotton and alcohol, put the CPU in the socket the wrong way, and the weight of the CPU alone was enough for me to see some small deformation to the pins. Fortunately I wasn't some ADHD ridden retard and immediately closed the lock as the piins would have been fucked, MOBO fucked and maybe even the CPU.
No issue until now, but I think it's just bad design really, I get that that's the design AMD went for and that it's more efficient in it's performance, but goddamn that shit is bad if the weight of the CPU alone is enough to bend that shit.
>took out the CPU from the socket just to reapply thermal paste
my old job had at least two HOORAH ARMY retards come in saying their new epic gamer PC wasn't working, they had bent the outer pins on their Ryzen trying to jam it in the wrong way, or not lining it up perfectly. if it doesn't just pop in, don't try to force it you fucking retards, now your 5950X is a paperweight, and so is the mobo since those tinyass pins aren't coming out. however i still hate how AMD is still using pins instead of Intelaviv's pinless design, the latter is almost impossible to fuck up.
but also what >>137772 says, wtf are you doing lmao
>the CPU alone was enough for me to see some small deformation to the pins.
I can easily sit a cpu on its pins without any harm. Did you leave the heatsink attached and put it pin-side down on a surface? Do you think the heatsink is part of the cpu?
>I expected some kind of fuckup but that was clean.
I posted the webm, because MSI released the video and later deleted it.
I think the issue is not the pins, but you.
>AMD is still using pins instead of Intelaviv's pinless design, the latter is almost impossible to fuck up.
The CPU is impossible to fuck up, but the motherboard on the other hand, can get fucked up, good luck fixing those pins or whatever their name is.
Did people already forget range extender EVs were a thing in the 2010s?
>Standards in order of importance:
I don't know, I'm totally willing to date an Asian (preferably Jap) or Med/Middle Eastern(Not Turkish) woman just to be with a woman who's not a whore.
No you fucking dumbass, you don't date mongoloids. Waste of whatever european DNA you still have left.
Good choice, but make sure they really are Mediterranean and not
But what if I don't give a shit about autistic racial purity and just want a wife with strong family values and low bodycount who's not religious ?
In that case the autist would be you, especially for wanting an atheist female. But hey, it's your family line, not mine. Go end it if you want I won't stop you, retard
Atheists are only bad in Western countries where they conflate their disillusion with the core values that make up their culture. Cultures that are traditionally non-religious like in Asia don't hinge their values on something so fragile which is why they don't cave into mega-degeneracy on a mass scale like "Christian" countries do when their faith is taken away.
>Cultures that are traditionally non-religious like in Asia
That's where you're wrong. They're not maniacal sperglords like the Abrahamists, but they are certainly still religious.
It's in the greyzone. They adopt their "religion" as more of a cultural thing that "simply is" as opposed to placing their values on a dogma who says
>this is how things are, don't question it even if it conflicts with your understanding!
If you ask them if they're religious, they'll say no. But if you ask if they pray or are ritualistic in general they will say yes.
Why do you keep arguing with yourself for weeks at a time in random threads? It's not healthy.
I'd be willing to go for anything as long as she was loyal and had a soul and a nice smile.
Asians aren't human anons, even the Japs. You wouldn't have sex with a dog, would you?
If they're Jomon, then they could have up to 30% of a soul. That's a lot of soul, if you think about it.
>30% of a soul
What? Still more of a soul than wiggers like >>137864 have at least.
Post webms you fucking faggots.
If asians are dogs then I might as well be a white woman.
If Asians are dogs then I'm Chinese
I would fuck a horse.
Dogs aren't humanoid nor sapient.
I'd dick just about anything female as long as she hated the Chinese and understood tax evasion is often justified.
>not a whore
Choose one. Only way for a woman not to be a whore is for you to be the best cock she has access to, and we both know that's not happening. And don't fall for any grass is greener memes. Nip girls are better in that they generally actually know how and bother to be presentable and actually feminine, but that's basically it. For everything else, you're dealing with the same creature no matter where you go.
Its a state of being.
>asians are totally based and have no societal problems
Because chinese people are so happy
Because Japs dont have any issues right now, same for Koreans right?
How fucking pathetic
All of those cultures are traditionally religious, atheism and secularism as a belief system has only really been adopted (read: imposed) in the last 200 years or so, mostly in totalitatian and communist regimes which are shitholes.
You will never learn anything, most of the absolute worst of humanity in terms of leadership that has led to mass slaughter, cultural degradation and loss of values have been created and adopted by atheists
A lot of japs are Shinto or Buddhist in name only. The Shinto "belief" doesn't even have any doctrines in terms of behavior either, it's as flimsy a religion as it gets. The Shinto belief is more comparable to Feng Shui if anything.
Yeah, same here, but would you fuck a snake?
>Doesn't know that tulpa snake wife anon.
Of course I know him, he's me.
I'm pretty sure that asia is a highly religious place since Buddhism still sits as one of the most popular religions there. The "placing their values on a dogma" thing you mention comes from the fact that Buddhism is naturally less dogmatic than almost all other religions. If I remember right, it has some oddly nihilistic tendencies like how "life is suffering" and "the only way to reach transcendence is to break free from the cycle of rebirth and become nothing" or some shit like that. It's stuff like this that makes Buddhism significantly less dogmatic than all other religions since the content of reality is thought to be like an illusion of sorts. Its really weird belief system is also the reason why a lot of people misinterpret Buddhism practices as merely cultural things too. If I had to guess, the reason why some of them said "no" to you on whether they are religious or not is probably because they are interpreting "religious" in a western sense which could vary from person to person. This is because the ancient scripture for Buddhism do not have a word for "religion."
I flew to a shithole asian country somewhere around 2013 to observe how Christian practices vary across different regions. A priest was preaching outside on a dirt road and the entire road was filled with adults listening. Nobody complained that the road was blocked off and the police did not try to move the crowd away from the road. That alone makes me believe that asia is mainly religious, or at least used to be. Who knows, maybe asia is suddenly non-religious now. A lot can happen in a handful of years especially when it comes to the big countries like japan, china, and korea.
Humans are addicted to religion, those who lack it tend to eventually fall into shitty ones anyway. Asians keep falling for cult scams much like jonestown, or with spiritual stone/magic water shit. Hell, South Korea had large parts of their government run by that feminazi cult that wanted to abort most men and keep a few as breeding stock.
Not like the atheists here are any different, they just turned their "enlightenment" and "science" that is just dogmatic belief in certain institutions into a religion instead. Praise Fauci, science says transgenderism is not a mental illness, abort your kids fellow goyim.
General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
>Most modern women are simply irredeemable now
Add the problem that most women say things like "not all women are like that how dare you" when you point it out or else you're such an -ist.
For me the perfect response to "not all women are like that" is to challenge them to go out and make adultery illegal again. See how many women support that cause. And more importantly, if adultery is going to be illegalized because this way there would be consequences for bad behavior.
If women want these "real men" so bad, they need to be the first in changing things and incentives to bring them back to the table.
>nigger keeps talking
All electric cars make no damn sense in the shitty infrastructure they have, they should had bought a hybrid.
I will wait for android with an artificial womb.
>and low bodycount
What? Do you want to marry an assasin or something?
Cold fusion powered steam turbine cars when?
If I find a woman, she needs to be of the same race because I don't want to curse my children with unstable genetics.
How incredibly shitty would it be to have a child with a woman of another race, only to lose that child because it needed a kidney transplant and neither you, nor your wife have compatible organs.
And then there's regression to mean.
So if I were to find a niggress that matches all of my other requirements, then have children with her, 97% of my children would create at least one full blown nigger offspring.
The same goes for souless nips. I would be somewhat okay with a high Jomon woman, but those are rare, and impregnating her would destroy what I love.
If you love another race, don't fuck them.
Let them be pure so that another you can enjoy them in the future.
Does anyone have the banned video of Holdfast about a player inspiring others with Hitler speeches with music from Mulan?
Why aren't they respecting her pronouns?
Sounds very inspiring.
My standards of importance according to your standards:
Some more things I'd like in a woman is
>can do chores and help out around the house
>has similar hobbies to mine
>has some sort of humor
>isnt socially retarded
>isnt actually retarded
And I cannot fucking stress this enough
>accepts me for all my flaws and imperfections
You see this woman in the pretty dress in these mp4s I posted?
She is what I want in life except shes kinda ugly, gotta make sure i have money in my bank account first.
God forbid she even has COMMON SENSE, lord almighty what a rarity in women nowadays!
You aren't going to find a woman when you prioritize kindness.
Kind hearted women are overwhelmingly driven by propaganda, and are therefore incapable of being loyal.
That's why I put it dead last. I'd rather have a malicious, vindictive, mean, ultra-loyal bitch that I can use as my battle axe, than a crazy cat lady that has to save every nigger and spend all the money and time on the latest social cause.
As for the choring, you're only going to find that in first generations of: wetbacks, some asians, and some eastern euros.
>high value male
>doctor, lawyer, dentist
Not because of her looks, but how she acts. That wouldn't be a problem if she were loyal.
Her loyalty is to his bank account, and she says that in those two videos.
She's not loyal, and the only way she can prove her loyalty is by dying as a widow after he dies from cancer while they're broke.
She has a non-busted face that doesn't disgust me. At most she's plain or boring, and that's fine. She has a nice face. But she's loyal to money, not him.
I WANT A LOT OF LOYALTY
Either tacticool design or saving on materials. They can shave down the unnecessary metal and send it to be sold or reformed into usable pieces.
It says "Eng sample" on the chip, the cutaway is likely for easier access to the pins while being installed. Same extra pinouts can be found on in-development graphics cards
I agree with >>138132 in that she sounds extremely undesirable. Treating your relationship as a job is possibly one of the most disgusting things a woman could do.
I want a girl that does what she does for me not because of a paycheck, but because she likes me and wants to make me happy. Loyalty and love are the most important things and they're non-negotiable.
also >implying you wouldn't a cute socially retarded dweeb
is he ukie? did he died?
Otherwise known as
"I WANT MY MAMMI!"