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>>97416 (OP) 
Are they delicious?

How many tiny insects (i.e. animals) do you crush with each step you take and each breathe you inhale or every time you open your mouth?
A: a lot

does that bitch even know how to drink water?
She's spilling all of it like a fucking idiot.

>>97420
None because microscopic blobs aren't insects you dumb fuck.

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>>97424 
You're a microscopic blob, dumbfuck

>>97421
she has autism, she can't help it

>>97426
>2nd pic
That's a weird looking walrus.

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>>97416 (OP) 
fun fact you will eat the bugs.

I'm not actually apposed to eating bugs in concept, but not as a replacement to meat. I'll try the bugs, but if you try and force me to I'll refuse out of principle. Besides, if the enviros win and bugs replace mammals as the main source of meat, I guarantee that we'll learn that the new massive bug farms are now a threat to the environment, and it'll have be replaced with something else (quite possibly back to the same livestock industry they just had dismantled.)

Bugs are based. Put any of your food under a microscope and you'll find them. They're on your hands and utensils too.
Insect parts inadvertently enter the food chain in countless ways. You eat insects all the time whether you know it or not, so no one's a 'true' vegan anyway.
Eating crickets in any form is the way to go. It has more nutrients than meat. You could live off of nothing else but fruits, veggies and crickets and all your nutrient requirements would be exceeded.
Why aren't chinks and best koreans doing this? Because commies need their insectoids hungry, weak and easy to control.

>>97456
I dunno when a homo agenda started to make bugs a replacement for meat, they were always supposed to be a replacement for grain.

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You can have my bugs anon, I just read all parts of dandelions and lavender are edible.

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>>97455
>cochineal carmine and the like
It would be funny to print up some stickers to accurately and quite graphically re-label the contents of these products and bring them to grocery stores. Imagine the reaction of some Karen with too much time on her hands comparing prices in the dairy section of the store when she's confronted with what's really in the discount yogurt?

>>97461
Insects don't replace meat, they are meat

>>97461
>a homo agenda started to make bugs a replacement for meat
On an industrial scale it's cheaper and, most importantly, easy to obscure. Is the meatloaf 20% bugmeal or 40% bugmeal? Does the price accurately reflect the actual content of the meatloaf or are you overpaying for beef that isn't there? Imagine some food processor that wants to magically increase it's earnings while sales are declining, just dump some bug butts in the canned chili, EZ mode, sales fall 10%, but somehow profits rose 10%. Like using soy as a food extender or pink slime for hamburgers, this will be a very slippery slope.

And I do wonder just how big of a shit show this eat ze bugz business is going to be. Lawyers at the ready...
WARNING:These bugs were processed in a facility that contains peanuts.
WARNING:These peanuts were processed in a facility that contains bugs.

>>97416 (OP) 
wait does that mean that the water in jewtropolious isn't kosher?
That's hilarious

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>>97485
Yes

I will eat the bugs
I will own nothing 
I will appear happy 
I will live in the pod
I will install several microchips throughout my body
I will work for one of the large corporate syndicates 
I will self censor 
I will not reproduce unless approved 
I will wear potato sacks as personal garments
I will consume the endless drudgery of consumer products that provide no spiritual health 
I will lose my ability to be human 
I will kneel down to an AI God 
I will accept as the police beats the fibreless feces out of me over another's mistake

>>97618
Kill yourself, hippie.

>>97622
Shoot a commie and hug a hippie today

>>97451
Hermit crabs are arachnids.
Are these tiny marine spiders?