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Can we get some /b/ gamenights going? Since /v/ is dead I figured it'd be prudent to ask here. Maybe we can get solomon to host again? He stopped originally due to complications with seagull but maybe he'll change his mind if it's hosted on /b/ rather than /v/? Anyone got solomon's discord #?
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>dicksword
Just like that, my interest evaporated.
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>>97224
Hey, wasn't my idea. I just know that solomon is an avid discord user so if there was ever a way to contact him directly, it'd be through that.
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>>97225
Why would anyone ever contact an avid trannycord user?
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>>97226
He's one of two people (the other being koi AKA tengu) who bother hosting video games. All of the actual /vg/ veteran hosts left for greener pastures.
>>97225
>solomon
>discord
And that's where I call bullshit on you knowing anything about him, you shit stirring nigger.
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YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED AN EDEN THREAD SAGE FILTER AND HIDE THE ETERNAL BUTTHURT SCHIZOID FAGGOT OF THE WEBRING

FACTS
>/geimu/ is terminally dead
>/dup/ got taken away from you
>/tg/ got stripped away from you  and deleted
>/pol/ was given to someone else instead despite your begging
MOAR FACTS
>zzz/v/, as well as the rest of the site, is alive and not dead despite your year long attempts to shit it up
>tvch.moe/dup/, as well as the rest of the site,is alive and not dead despite your attempts to shit it up
>smuglo.li/tg/, as well as the rest of the site, s alive and not dead despite your year long attempts to shit it up
EVEN MOAR FACTS

>you will never not be butthurt
>you will never not be btfo
>no board of yours will ever be successful
>you will always be a sad sore loser
>you will never win
>all your enemies won and live rent free in your head

YOU ARE NOW EXITING AN EDEN THREAD SAGE FILTER AND HIDE THE ETERNAL BUTTHURT SCHIZOID FAGGOT OF THE WEBRING
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>>97228
What are you, president of his fan club?
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YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED AN EDEN THREAD SAGE FILTER AND HIDE THE ETERNAL BUTTHURT SCHIZOID FAGGOT OF THE WEBRING

FACTS
>/geimu/ is terminally dead
>/dup/ got taken away from you
>/tg/ got stripped away from you  and deleted
>/pol/ was given to someone else instead despite your begging
MOAR FACTS
>zzz/v/, as well as the rest of the site, is alive and not dead despite your year long attempts to shit it up
>tvch.moe/dup/, as well as the rest of the site,is alive and not dead despite your attempts to shit it up
>smuglo.li/tg/, as well as the rest of the site, s alive and not dead despite your year long attempts to shit it up
EVEN MOAR FACTS

>you will never not be butthurt
>you will never not be btfo
>no board of yours will ever be successful
>you will always be a sad sore loser
>you will never win
>all your enemies won and live rent free in your head

YOU ARE NOW EXITING AN EDEN THREAD SAGE FILTER AND HIDE THE ETERNAL BUTTHURT SCHIZOID FAGGOT OF THE WEBRING
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How about you learn to host, you useless nigger?
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>>97232
He'd rather divide everyone further than even play a video game. The nigger outright lies about solomon so he cannot be taken seriously.
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FUN EDEN FACTS
>owner of the deadest board of the webring with 0 PPH and 0 users
>desperately shilled it all around the webring constantly to no avail
>extremely jealous of zzz/v/'s popularity
>got kicked off and permabanned from two webring sites for being a snake, a woman and a rulecuck
>spends all day making shitty bait on webring boards he doesn't like
>his butthurt was once measured and the numbered result was in scientific notation
>spends literally all day shitting up threads on /v/ and making bullshit up on /b/
>got caught doing so infinite times

HOW TO IDENTIFY EDEN: AN EASY GUIDE TO HIS CURRENT CATCHPHRASES updated 6/20/2022
>random complaints about "seagull" being literally hitler (one of his imaginary enemies that live in his schizoid head)
>random mentions of an official "discord" and refusing to post any proof of the existence of said discord since he's "undercover" and he doesn't want to be found (trying to sow dissent because discord is a piece of shit software only fags use) 
>/v/ dead /v/ bad variations (see points above, extremely jealous of /v/'s popularity)
>the parent thread at 8moe (trying to divide and conquer)
>making copies of /v/ threads on /b/ because "the one  at /v/ got rulecucked" (again trying to divide and conquer and trying to drive people from /v/)
>this thread is copy pasted from cuckchan
>random claims of something that's generally seen as bad or controversial by anyone but without any proof backing up the claim ever (eg: zzzchan's nonexistent discord) 
>a dollar has been deposited into your <insert board or site he hates> account (when you dare to point out his bullshit about smug, tvch zzzchan or whatever his current obsession is)

DON'T BE AN IDIOT, DON'T REPLY SERIOUSLY TO EDEN
Instead...
REMIND HIM THAT:
>/geimu/ is terminally dead
>he lost his BO position from /dup/ for being an incompetent retard even by GAHOOLE's standards 
>he made /tg/ on zzzchan purely out of spite for smug and it got so little activity he deleted it out of sheer embarrassment
>he spent months begging for ownership of /pol/ on zzzchan in hopes it would make the host pull the plug on the site
>he tried to start "board wars" between tvch and zzzchan hoping they'd shitpost eachother to death

This post was made by the anti Eden gang which wants to remind you, no matter how much of a loser you think you are, at least you will never be Eden, and wishes you a happy day.
>>97237
I STILL WANT TO FUCK EDEN RAW IN THE ASS
>>97237
Eden was the stick-in-mud "Au" guy? Wasn't he greek or something? All the board drama niggers are slowly blurring together for me
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>>97229
>>97231
>>97237
based seagull laying down the law
edenturds eternally btfo while seagullchads fly sky high
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>>97274
*walks closer*
hey kind gentleman could I please have a glass of your milk? all this walking is making me dehydrated , could you help a stranger out?
>>97223 (OP) 
/b/ is shit so no
who said it was saloman who hosted anyway
it might have been someone else
Replies: >>97530
if that didn't even occur tho
We should just use an empty server on some dead game to start off with, not like any of you fags are willing to host anyways

>>97302
>solomon hosts gamenights with the name solomon and does other identifying shit
<its not him
its totally him
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>>97530
>/geimu/ is terminally dead
>/dup/ got taken away from you
>/tg/ got stripped away from you and deleted
>/pol/ was given to someone else instead despite your begging
MOAR FACTS
>zzz/v/, as well as the rest of the site, is alive and not dead despite your year long attempts to shit it up
>tvch.moe/dup/, as well as the rest of the site,is alive and not dead despite your attempts to shit it up
>smuglo.li/tg/, as well as the rest of the site, s alive and not dead despite your year long attempts to shit it up
EVEN MOAR FACTS
>you will never not be butthurt
>you will never not be btfo
>no board of yours will ever be successful
>you will always be a sad sore loser
>you will never win
>all your enemies won and live rent free in your head
So what are we playing 2nite brahs? any good ludo out there?
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>>97605
What the fuck is a ludo?
>>97620
shanxise martial art
>>97620
Kino but video games instead.
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>>97620
sorry before it got bought out by Hasbro
>>97620
The newest slang word for good video games, that felt tired and forced since its inception.
Used by the same people who post soyjacks, unironic cuck porn and drive automatic.
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>>97673
Newspeakers ought to be lynched. They're unintelligible and infected.
Any of you fags know of a good VPS to use for hosting games?
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>>97753
sdbx.moe is pretty nice, but I don't know why you'd want to host with these faggots.
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Come check /valis/, it's a spiritual successor to 8/vg/ and jula/v/ with actual video game discussions.

https://anon.cafe/valis/catalog.html
>>97766
Valis gamenight when?
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>>97767
You guys like Liero? or Teeworlds, for that matter?
>>97766
>with actual video game discussions.
as opposed to? this holier than thou bullshit coupled with the aggressive spamming you do is why I will never browse or post there, more like a spiritual successor to /geimu/
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>>97766
>spiritual successor to 8/vg/
Why? 8/vg/ was the "serious discussion only" board, isn't that exactly what zzz/v/ is?
>>97774
>trying to reason with marketing kikes
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>>97776
>marketing
Nigger there is no money in this shit, this is reasoning with retards.
>>97774
>serious discussion only
<on the board where any OP longer than 10 words gets locked or deleted
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>>97783
crghlabr45r5pqkgnbgehywk5nxutdks5iss7tabyux5psikqqjirryd.onion/v/thread/144068.html this one has more than 10 words and it's not locked or deleted, what now?
Do you guys want a Liero/Teeworlds gamenight or not?
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>>97788
no go bother /v/ faggot
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>>97774
>zzz/v/
>"serious discussion only" board,
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>>97773
>is why I will never browse or post there
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>>97274
I'll unsheathe my lute and play him a sweet melody. Melody related.
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>>97773
>aggressive spamming
<mentioned maybe once a month in an appropriate thread
>I will never browse or post there
<UGH, I protest your board! Take that!
Get a load of this nigger. Stay the fuck back in your /v/ pigsty.
>>97991
Sage is always butthurt.
>>97774
>the "serious discussion only" board, isn't that exactly what zzz/v/ is?
zzz/v/ is just /v/, a splinter board of mark/v/ with the exact same low-IQ clientele.

I gave an honest attempt as serious effort posting on zigger/v/ and was met with nothing but shitposting, ignorement in favor of shitposting, and ridicule. So no, fuck that shit.
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>>98007
post proof
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>>98007
ask me how I know you're Eden.
Like the real Eden, the one that slups cock for a living
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>>98009
HI EDEN
>bawwwwwwwwww why can't /b/ have any gamenights
<suggest gamenight
>ew go back to /v/
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>>98011
>post any criticism of the status quo
<youre eden!!!!!!11!1!1!
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>>98017
your day is ruined
>>98009
HI EDEN
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