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Lift your spirit up with a bit of banter,
Shitpost your fears away.
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Here's some news 4u:
Discord to mark minor groomers with a sex offender warning
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>>77291
so  50% of the users?
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>>77293
What kind of gun is that?
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Ids ebin dime xDDDDD
t. gondola :-DDDDDDD
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>>77291
How can they tell who is a sex offender or not? Do you need a phone number to sign up with Discord nowadays?
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>>77296
>gondola_shaman.gif
>clearly, it's fucking Spurdo
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>>77296
>>77300
BENIS THIS THREAD!
>>77291
On the topic of sex offenders, I heard that it is possible to be put on the sex offender registry for getting caught pissing in public. I think this extends to pissing in a car too.
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>NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP BY MY THREAD
>YOU HHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAVEEEEE TO POST IN IT NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
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>>77306
tits or gtfo
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>>77309
>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST >NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POST HERE'S A NON SEQUITUR
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>>77312
boobs or go
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>>77291
so cannibal servers are still okay on discord? I bet most of them are made by the feds.
>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST >NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POST HERE'S A NON SEQUITUR 2 CUCKCHEDDITVCHOOGALOO
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I deserve financial compensation for encountering all these retards making these terrible posts.
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>>77321
Breasts or begone
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>>77322
It's just the eternal /tv/ herdnigger anally annihilated at the fact he gets told to go back every time he posts his wojacks.
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>>77291
I think you've lied here, jack. I can find no news post nor corroborating evidence. Death to discucks, and all, but making stuff up is just silly.
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>>77305
>put on the sex offender registry for getting caught pissing in public
Obviously a plot by the powers that be to normalize urophilia. I'd say that nonsense like that makes me want to piss on their graves, but I'd probably be labled as a necrophile.
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>>77300
>>77334
:)
>>77328
>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST >NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POST HERE'S A NON SEQUITUR 2 CUCKCHEDDITVCHOOGALOO PART 3
<BUNKERCHAN CUT
>>77329
It's ok crybaby I'm getting bored and will probably post some other kind of shit that sets your paranoid whining off. I don't have any wojak shit saved on my computer nor do I use tvch btw.
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>>77349
>I'm getting bored
You mean you're running out of stamina? What a loser, can't even be a human spambot.
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>>77402
>grr I hate this guy he makes me mad I wish he'd leave
>wtf no pls spam
Also I never spammed, do words mean things to you or are they just mystery squiggles on the magic glass?
>the entire board is full of his trash
>not spamming btw :)
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>>77406
>a few dozen posts in 2 or 3 threads
>the entire board
not even him but holy shit you are retarded
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>>77408
>a few dozen posts
>not spam btw 
>not even him btw ;)
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>>77409
I made like ten posts. You are getting this upset over ten posts.
>>77349
Bazongas or bounce
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Comfy! :3
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>>77894
Somebody tell the protestors to do the YWNBAW chant.
>>77894
>protest about draconian laws and measures
>suddenly muh trannies
every fucking time
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>>77915
They're so ridiculously fucking stupid it actually makes me appreciate my own life. At least I will never be such a retarded attention whore that I pretend to be a woman and try to make everything about me pretending to be a woman no matter how completely unrelated it is.
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>>77450
I want a tinyhouse
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>>77949
Build one then they're designed specifically to be simple enough for someone to make in a couple weeks. Getting the land to build them on and any permits you may need is probably harder.
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>>77977
>r u tony hawk why?
How the fuck would you respond to something that stupid?
>>77932
>bin
Britbong detected.
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>>78042
>fell for the smell-like-shit conspiracy
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>>77977
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>>77290 (OP) 
Every time I'm here.
Here's the California death Dodge.... 6(?) dead. 100 + MPH. broadside niggers.
>>78061
the fuck are you talking about? Go back to reddit, you 12 YO faggot.
>>77450
i hope yo have a nice day
Posting from my work PC. I don't give a fuck.

>>77300
autism pro
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>>77949
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>>78543
>Posting from my work PC. I don't give a fuck.
hi gahoole
hello i'm a phoneposter
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>>78548
Hi, phoneposter! How are you?
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>>78553
good
how are you?
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>>78545
looking at those reminded me of this one that i recently saved for whatever reason
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>>78643
House farming really killed the housing market in many parts of the world. Craftsmen were hit especially hard to.
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>>78688
>House farming
kek...
there's a rudy rucker story where homes can be built by way of a nanotech/biotech process where you choose a location, plant a large "seed" there, and then it takes "root" and uses the earth to fuel the process.
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>>78698
I can't wait to plant my ancap house and then marry my homonculi daughter-wives.
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posted :)
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post me some pics of unseemingly unconnected people gathering
>>78703
>then marry my homonculi daughter-wives.
Make them living dolls with doll joints please.
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Every time I'm here...
>>78810
Imagine the smell...
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>>78812
I *AM*.
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>>78810
>"loose anus, please stop shitting yourself!"
said fagatha after waking up and finding his bed browned for the 26th time this month
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>>78818
I don't fuck around when I shitpost.
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>>78818
I don't have rectal incontinence anony.
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>>81489
>who am i quoting?
The phrase "midnight alopecia" just passed through my head. Don't know what to make out of it.
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funniest thing this year so far
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>>83342
>his face during the cut 
My sides.
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>>83343
if only you knew how JUST things really are
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>>81489
Anon is a nigger
C++
"But I'm not", ",Anon said",.
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>>83373
",niggers tongue my anus",
..niggers tongue my anus..
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>>83374
Fuck I'm retarded
nigger
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people are starving in china
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>>84345
good
>>84345
Is there anything other than carbs in those plates?
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>>84347
carbs and cream of sum yun guy
I hate niggers
>>84345
that's japan
Is it me or the world faggy and gay? I want to wipe niggers and trannys and gooks out of my sight but white people be getting in the way n sheit
Trannies
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the β€œvalidation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your β€œfriends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who β€œpass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>>84405
based
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>>84347
the sauce, that's literally all a meal is- carbs and seasonings.
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>Somewhere in the 1960s the CIA launched project "Acoustic Kitty"
>Idea behind the project was to train cats to spy on the Soviet embassy in Washington D.C.
>Cats were rigorously trained and went through surgery to have microphones and radio transmitters wired into their bodies
>First mission given to Acoustic Kitty was to spy and listen in on two guys just outside the Soviet embassy
>Cat gets released
>Immediately gets ran over by a car and dies a painful death
>Mission failed
And that's the story of how the CIA wasted 20 million american dollars
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>>84415
The CIA also gave a woman LSD because she refused to give a handjob to the dolphin they were trying to speak with. 
Agencies are fucking retarded sometimes.
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hard and crusty
>>84416
cont
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>>84416
The CIA hired a contractor, paying him big bucks to do essentially nothing. What neither he, nor his family realized, was that they were secretly dosing him with LSD and monitoring him. His last day, they met with him on the top floor of a hotel, where he jumped to his death. Coroner's report stated he had been given a megadose of LSD hours before his death. They sent his final check and a letter expressing their condolences and confirming his contract was complete to his family.
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>>84419
>probably during the cold war or around that period
>CIA notices that dolphins are smart
>"what if we could talk with dolphins and use dolphins for military operations"
>get a house, half fill it with water so dolphins can move around but people can still not die inside 
>put a dolphin in the house, put a woman in the house 
>tell the woman to talk with the dolphin 
>leave them in the house for a while, woman befriends the dolphin but can't communicate with it 
>dolphins can get extremely "attached" to people, which happened with that dolphin 
>it tried to start the mating rituals with the woman but she didn't want to fuck a dolphin, which made the dolphin not as cooperative as it had just been CIA-zoned 
>"what if she jerks the dolphin off" 
>tell woman to give the dolphin a handjob
>she refuses
>"maybe the woman will give the dolphin a handjob if we drug her with LSD" 
>give her LSD
>she doesn't jerk the dolphin off
>project gets scrapped, CIA gives up on the idea, and the dolphin possibly killed himself as dolphins allegedly do when suddenly separated from the people they like
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Dolphins are for head pats
Please do not lewd the Dolphins
Dolphins are pure
>>84421
this isn't real is it
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E.C.C.O. $RANDOM | md5sum | headpat -c 23; E.C.C.O.;
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>>84423
It isn't, I actually misremembered a lot they were actually trying to get the dolphin to speak english and properly vocalize the words. They gave LSD to the dolphin, and not to the woman. The woman might have been the one trying to fuck the dolphin and not the other way around. Also there was a guy in a sensory deprivation tank above the house giving the woman "mental guidance".
This video explains the whole thing and the uploader comment has the sources http://www.iteroni.com/watch?v=UziFw-jQSks
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>>84425
>Also there was a guy in a sensory deprivation tank above the house giving the woman "mental guidance".
I want this to be true, I like retardedly incompetent CIA way more than competent but boring and nigger loving CIA.
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>>84426
>I want this to be true
In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true, either is true or becomes true...

t. PhD in and sensory deprivation tanks... and ketamine
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>>84443
>1:27:58 AM
>kill yourself normalfag
>>84444
>1:28:21 AM
>both ugly shit art
>>84445
>1:28:47 AM
>autistic reddit thread
handing out downvotes like candy
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>>84415
>Immediately gets ran over by a car and dies a painful death
Chances are it was a communist car
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>>84465
their agents do have a nose for such things
>>84449
He's a pretty angry little cunt ain't he?
I'm here to grr at you.
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you guys are alright
>>84531
>sounds like a generic woman reading a script 
Why are western VAs so shit?
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>>84532
Because the fags who hire them don't want to bother looking for ones that are passionate about their roles. That or in this case they're probably doing it for free as a favor to the creator and don't have that much incentive to be good at it.
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>>84533
Are there even any good burger VAs? 
The only voice line I've ever liked is "ara ara" with the sex voice, but that's just saying nip stuff in a nip voice.
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>>84535
I can't think of any newer ones off the top of my head. There were some og Newgrounds guys like Oney and Ricepirate that were pretty good, but they don't do much in that regard anymore and are exclusively into comedic stuff. Oney only does video game streaming anymore from what  I can tell and I don't know what Ricepirate does these days.
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>>84536
I meant female VAs.
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"                                    Demands

When God is manifest to the World and He claims this operating system, publically, here's what I want:

* VMware to again support PC Speaker and provide emulation if no PC Speaker is present.

* Windows and Linux will support RedSea file system so I can get rid of 2,000 lines of redundant, blemished code -- FAT32 and ISO9660.  God's temple must be perfect.  I view redundant code to perform the same function as imperfect.
::/Kernel/Dsk/FileSysRedSea.CPP
::/Kernel/Dsk/FileSysFAT.CPP    :1004
::/Kernel/Dsk/FileSysISO1.CPP   :306
::/Adam/Boot/DskCDDVD.CPP       :536

* No secure boot.  TempleOS is a additional operating system that must be used along-side Windows or Linux.  It must dual boot.

* Mandate to PC hardware manufacturers: ATA/ATAPI PIO must work.

* PS2 emulated Keyboard and Mouse must work.  The BIOS must enable these.

* VMware should allow ATAPI to connect real CD/DVD hardware.

* Perhaps, VMware can enable faster than standard x86 IN/OUT instruction timing for ATA/ATAPI PIO, so the bandwidth isn't as bad.

* VMware and others should list TempleOS as one of the official 64-bit operating systems.

* Windows and Linux should support TempleOS .GRA graphics files.  These are just right-side-up .BMP files with 8-bit pixs 4-bits of color and transparency, with no palette.  Compression comes from the RedSea .Z LZW compression.  (Let me know when you want it.) 
DCSave(), GRAWrite(), DCLoad(), and GRARead().  
::/Kernel/Compress.CPP




In other words, all hardware and BIOSes must support TempleOS as a native [right now, TOS is stuck in the fucken ghetto of VMware!] and as a virtual system, dual booted with Windows or Linux. It would be neat if TempleOS were burned into BIOS ROMs.  My hope is that it will be finished and largely unchanging.  I need a good dictionary, first.
Maybe, we leave the dictionary out.

I do not intend to ever support UEFI.  That monstrocity uses elf and various proprietary graphics formats."



There is also newer version of the Demands: https://web.archive.org/web/20170305044643/http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Doc/Demands.html
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>>84538
Oh shit I can't help you there at all. The only western female VAs that seem to put any effort into their work are French.
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>>84531
Didn't know i needed this
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>be me
>kiddy diddler
>nig skilitar
OPEN UP THE DOOR
Im in your whore
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>>84544
bullshit
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>>84543
Will the oracle be more (un)godly depending on the PRNG used?
What about probability distribution?
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>>84613
>bullshit
>doesn't even give any examples otherwise
Yeah nah you're just posting to make noise you little ball of static.
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>>84634
>LOUD VOICE
>quiet voice
>voice acting
>>84634
Was this supposed to prove me wrong?
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I read an old book,
nothing new, whose lim'ricks all
look'd like haiku

and then I did laugh
Aghast, I tore it in half!
and now I feel blue

archived the haiku thread before it got bumped off 
https://archive.ph/xQ26o
>>84619
The CIA niggers could have rigged the RNG you use. This is why you should use the official TempleOS oracle:
language: bash
# Download the iso
aria2c 'https://archive.org/download/TempleOS_ISO_Archive/TempleOSCDV5.03.ISO'

# Create a virtual HDD:
qemu-img create -f qcow2 TOS_disk.qcow2 3G

# Install TOS
qemu-system-x86_64 -hda TOS_disk.qcow2  -smp cores=2 -enable-kvm -cpu host -m 2048M -rtc base=localtime -soundhw pcspk -cdrom TempleOSCDV5.03.ISO -boot d

# Run the VM
qemu-system-x86_64 -hda TOS_disk.qcow2 -smp cores=2 -enable-kvm -cpu host -m 4096M -rtc base=localtime -soundhw pcspk -boot c 


For more info on TempleOS, visit tech >>>/tech/4146
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>>84978
How is that going to help if all RNG is already rigged on the hardware level?
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>>84538
I think part of your issue is that you very specifically mean "female voice actors who are voicing characters in imported Japanese shows". Do you take issue with, for example, Mabel in Gravity Falls? I think Kristen Schaal is very convincing. Sarah Chalke does a good job with Beth in Rick and Morty, and I buy Spencer Grammer's Summer in that show as well. I'm trying to keep my references relatively contemporary because there's an element of kairos in the question.
I haven't watched every single cartoon ever made, far from it, but I'd reckon of the ones I have watched I can remember when a voice actor/actress didn't convince me with their performance and it's not that often. Notably I do think that Stephen Universe is terrible and that nigger gem what with the afro is notably terrible (what do you expect from niggers?) and I hate Star vs. the Forces of Evil, when she's talking I want to die, but that could be from her acting or from how obnoxious the entire show is. It's probably both. Other than those two, little comes to mind in the way of misery and bad voice acting in shows: and I have seen many, many western cartoons. Seen a bunch of eastern ones too.
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it's the man's birthday :)
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>>85019
Are you fucking retarded?
>>85022
>Do you take issue with, for example, Mabel in Gravity Falls?
Yes, she just doesn't sound good.
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>>85029
happy birthday rms
>>85022
I don't really watch cartoons but I had to sit through Gravity Falls one weekend because my niece and nephew wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and Mabel is easily the most irritating character both in terms of writing and voice.
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Not my proudest fap. Just the lastest.
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>>85057
Well, what can I say? It seems we're in disagreement and I can help you not at all.
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I'm not asking for help I'm saying Mabel is annoying as fuck and a bad example if you're trying to show someone a good VA and/or well written character.
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>>85085
I wonder then, what do you believe is a good example of a "western" voice actress? Since we're at an impasse we obviously don't agree, but perhaps your taste is more similar to the original questioning man than mine.
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>>85086
I don't fuckin know I was basically forced to watch that show to get the kids to shut the hell up otherwise I don't bother with cartoons and haven't watched anime in a long time, especially not dubs. I  know it's babby's first >cuckime but I guess that big titty bitch from Cowboy Bebop had an ok English VA, she didn't irritate the shit out of me at least, and I didn't mind Ed too much either. Maybe Mandy from Billy and Mandy? I used to watch that when I was a kid and don't remember it bothering me.
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>Bad VA
I had downloaded the dual audio of WataMote and tried to watch an episode of the English dub and wanted to punch my monitor. That was a low point, but I have little respect for whatever amount of celebrity status is given to most voice actors. With many English dubs in particular, it's like... her again? and that will ruin it for me.
Ratpoison: Say good-bye to the rodent
- *Not tested on/with mice -
https://www.nongnu.org/ratpoison/
https://github.com/stumpwm/stumpwm (install this if you really like Common Lisp)


From: Craig Brozefsky <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: SCWM, Pot and the GPL...
Date: 1999/06/27
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John Dyson said:
> not most) users.  I attain no high in passive smoking, and only feel
> the anxiety.  The very sad thing is to avoid the anxiety, pot users
> often either seek more pot, alcohol or benzo's for temporary relief.
> This is a really silly vicious circle for a little short term
> relief. Those who think that pot is harmless are diluding themselves
> or even simply ignorant.

That's because your not using the Scheme Configurable Window Manager.
I found that having the proper WM while toking is extremely important.
You need one that absolutely minimizes use of the rodent, and with
scwm's synthetic events, awesome key binding supports and scripting, I
have a setup which allows me to do everything without pushing about
the cursed rolly thing.  Thank you Maciej for thinking about all of us
stoners when designing SCWM.

The reason you want to avoid the rodent is that when your coding while
chemically modified you will want to minimize any possible distraction
or break in concentration.  The slightest wavering in your attention
will easily explode into a ten minute setback.  If you can keep
yourself on-track then I find that productivity is greatly increased,
and with the properly trained mindset bug density on first pass is
usually drastically decreased.

In the past when working with improper window management I have found
that reaching for the rodent and lifting my eyes off my FSF emacs
block cursor can trigger undesired distractions, particularly when I'm
working in non-Lisp dialects (well except for mercury and Pop-11)
because any idle brain wave will be spent bitching to yourself
silently about the lameness of the artificial language you are forced
to be thinking in presently.  

It should also be noted that since SCWM is extended thru scheme, you
have another advantage.  Pot and lame type systems like in C/C++ do
not mix.  THC and Lisp dialects (or Pop-11, and sometimes mercury) are
wonderful combinations provided you don't mind spending 20% of your
time rejoicing in the beauty that is a dynamic language with uniform
syntax and a real goddamn macro system.

For the particularly bent crowd, I'd reccomend maybe starting out with
a Luca Cardelli paper, followed by a round of OCaml hacking, and if
you have another bowl to smoke and an evening to waste, follow it all
up dinking around in mercury.  This recipe will not result in much
working code at the end of the day, but your mind will be glowing.  I
should warn you that only people with hard-ons for abstract
mathematics and mathematical logic will really survive this course
without a major headache.

Of course, this should all be done on a Debian Linux box, because you
can install all of these languages with a simple apt-get command.
With FreeBSD you would have to compile them all, and friggin compiling
alien language implementations from France (OCaml) will break your
widdle head when stoned.  None of the tools I have mentioned so far
are BSD licensed, and most are GPLed or Public Domain, and none of
them have patents pending (except maybe if you got a fancy bong).
When your done, remember, libertarians are people who think they
sprung from their own asshole, the free market is a plot to
exploit your sorry ass, and all the real elite programmers are
wobblies.

PS: Everything but the last paragraph is a troll.

-- 
Craig Brozefsky                         <[email protected]>
Free Scheme/Lisp Software     http://www.red-bean.com/~craig
Less matter, more form!                       - Bruno Schulz
ignazz, I am truly korrupted by yore sinful tzourceware. -jb
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How do we bring back the camraderie that 8chan once had? At the very least, how do we save the webring from dying off and becoming an irrelevant shithole?
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>>85944
Start by not being a little bitch when someone calls you a fag, fag.
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>>85945
Yeah, you too, nigger. The question still stands.
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>>85946
Fair enough. That was only the first half of the issue, yours is still the million dollar second half.
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Do you remember how freddit breddit and Jim the mason data mined anons? https://archive.is/90WZN https://archive.is/M12ln
Remember Infinity Never? https://archive.is/17zGt
Remember the Sun Site?
Remember when freddit breddit shilled 8chan on Reddit?
How about Jimbo's shady businesses (N.T. Technology, Race Queen, etc )? https://archive.is/Bq2M4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Watkins_(businessman)#Career
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>>85947
Well, perhaps I can start with listing the "big" problems and go from there.
One of the big problems, I think, is that we've become demoralized. 8chan's death really hurt us, and the next few exodii till now have just been a mess that's seen a general decay, or at best enough maintenance to be kept in a somewhat living state. Many quality posters and OC makers have moved on -- I hold no ill will toward them, only hope that they're living well -- and we're left with those who steadfastly remain. In addition, we have the usual dregs come in and shit boards up. Thus we're left with constant retard slapfights and doomposting (and not DooMposting as I'd prefer), with an occasional gem of a thread once in a while. I can't think of any real solution to stopping the retards, but I do know that we should be focused on making good OC more often. For my own part, I ought to try and learn video making and maybe a bit of YTP, since that's always fun.
Another one, is that our paranoia, which, while necessary against glowniggers and other bad actors, has become poisoned and is doing us more a disservice by blindly throwing shit at whomever we don't like. That paranoia, again useful against the glowniggers, is doing a lot of damage to our camraderie. If everyone is bitter and fighting against genuine anons, instead of being useful to drive out the usual suspects, then that paranoia is self-destructive. 

If there's more issues I'm missing, please tell me, but this is what I can think of at the moment.
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> lynx https://tcrf.net/Hisou_Kihei_X_Serd
> Present at 0x4D930 is a song written by designer about Tsutomu Miyazaki, a Japanese serial killer whose crimes were the subject of widespread media attention around the time the game was released. 

Here is the English translation...
language: rust
MIYAZAKI
           by Hiroshi Minami
 
 
Healthy bodies house wholesome souls
But
Confined bodies breed crooked hearts
 
Each and every day
    I'm so lonely
All my friends
    Only videos
The anime world is so amusing
Little girls
    You're all so cute
 
That's why I am a collector
That's why I'm a lolicon
That's why I follow you, it's a mania
I Love a Dead Body
              Necrophilia
 
 
Healthy bodies house wholesome souls
But
Confined bodies breed crooked hearts
 
Tired of reading my lolicon mags
  So I'll go take some pics myself
Had enough of my horror flicks
  So I'll go make some films myself
 
That's why I am a collector
That's why I'm a lolicon
That's why I follow you, it's a mania
I Love a Dead Body
              Necrophilia
 
 
1, 2, 3 people I lured
4, 5, 6 people I took
7, 8, 9 people I killed
Then, on the tenth, I was caught
 
Oh, my precious video tapes
My video tapes with MARI-chan
I kept each film so close to my heart
But then the cops came and tore us apart
What do I do? What do I do?
 
Snails and bugs, and even some slugs
Where do I find my little girl's corpse?
Show your arms, show your legs, show your head
 
 
Now I'm heading off through the green
            In this Langley
Driving alone
      Turning the wheel to go where I please
 
 
5 years old, that's where it's at
And a 5 year old girl, you just can't beat that
5 years old, that's where it's at
And a 5 year old girl, you just can't beat that
 
No hair 'neath your arms, no stench of your sweat
No stink from your feet, no stink from your breath
Your skin is so silky, no marks of which to speak
Your eyes are so wide, and your spirit's so meek
 
5 years old, that's where it's at
And a 5 year old girl, you just can't beat that
5 years old, that's where it's at
And a 5 year old girl, you just can't beat that
Professor Eric Laithwaite: Magnetic River 1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI_HFnNTfyU

Powers of Tenβ„’ (1977)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0
I got exams in 4 hours I know absolutely nothing for. I can't even study for a little now because I don't know what the subjects are gonna be. I really suck at cheating, so, I hope I get lucky. Good night. (please don't delete me)
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>>86526
RIP retard
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>>86526
Go to sleep boy.
Also, avatar threads are deleted but the gore thread is still up? what the fuck mods????
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>>85944
>how do we save the webring from dying off and becoming an irrelevant shithole?
Don't do the secret club thing. 8chan had anons advertising on half chan so disgruntled users knew where to go. A network can't survive without users.
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>>86527
Ah, well, it turned out to be history, and I flunked it.
>>86528
Yeah, I went to sleep right after that post.
>Also, avatar threads are deleted but the gore thread is still up? what the fuck mods????
The BO here just doesn't like avatarfags. It took me a while to figure it out.
>>86555
>8chan had anons advertising on half chan so disgruntled users knew where to go
The last couple times I had occasion to go there and took notice there were posts asking... Where's 8chan? Does that place still exist? What's a webring?
I don't why I found that surprising, but I found that surprising.
>>86555
Advertising on 4chan would be dumb (just go there and visit any board. it's total  reddit cancer)
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>>86590
this each board is basically derailed at this point with schizo posts and bots as well.
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I like this camwhore.
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>>86738
I like your mum
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I don't have to go to school next week because of religious stuff, and right after that there's an official break too, plus I'm about to go outside voluntarily for the first time in a while. Anything nice happening for you guys?
(please don't delete me i'm sorry for avataring)
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>>86850
I talked with the girl I like recently. 
I'm still not sure on how I feel about it. On one hand I can't stop thinking about how cute she is, but I'm also aware that acting like a teenager in love despite being almost twice that age isn't that good.
So this board is supposedly Safe For Work. Rules in office spaces must have gotten very lax lately if this board's content is allowed.
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>>86858
>Work
>office spaces
I don't understand these outlandish words.
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>>86864
Those terms are probably made up. Consider the source. Unverified users are not reliable and often spread misinformation and dangerous propaganda.
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>>86867
This. So much this. Just look at their/them ratio.
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>>86869
They don't even list pronouns in their bio. Just sayin...
Really nigger?
Can I lift my head up high and blow my brains out?
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Niggers
#snakemanisanigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRhYxQ2uv4
Is this gahoole?
>>86888
Nice trips, and sure. Jimmy Pop ain't gonna do himself in any time soon (it's a violation of Jewish Law), so you might as well eat the bullet for him, goyim.
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I'm not sure why, but this one always gives me a laugh.
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>>87284
Jesus' dot eye truly makes the picture
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>>87288
I think you're right. That gnarly little detail and how it changes the expression is a big factor.
I am here
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Hi I want to hurt you really badly but I will likely never be able to so let the fact at least one person who wants you maimed can't do shit to you brighten up your day.
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>>87360
>Hi I want to hurt you really badly
Just send North Korea some nukes with icbm and modern capabilities. If can't hurt your enemies physically do it psychologically, if Japan is wiped clean imageboards will cease to exist because anime is at the heart of all imageboards.
So many underages complaining about their lives on the chans. I don't believe that they can all be cute anime girls.
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>>87632
And back at their age I was complaining about my life. It is the cycle of life.
Why is it so hard for anons to have a straight conversation without resorting to making shit up you never said? It can't all be trolling, some of it is a genuine need to never be disagreed with or have their argument picked apart.
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>>87641
It sounds to me like you're saying some dumb shit and you're mad at everyone else for not agreeing with you.
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>>87642
Nope.
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>>87642
>>87643
If I say some dumb shit I just leave the thread, plus if someone is putting words in your mouth they don't have a leg to stand on so instead of admitting they're being fucking stupid they start going wild with schizo tier claims. I fucking hate that shit so much.
Fuck I'm genuinely insanely pissed off god dammit I fucking hate the internet so much.
Someone please shoot me I know some glownigger is watching and knows my address, come and get me I will not put up a fight I am unable to stop browsing sites full of niggerfaggots and only death will stop me KILL ME NOW YOU GLOWING FUCK
>>77291 >>77292
holy shit is this real i wish it is? i wonder how many percentage of furfags does this make
or maybe they'll just code some double standards for their le sekrit cub porn servers and blame it on straights

>>77297
joining LGBT or other leftist POS-itivity cult should be enough to get you labelled as a offender PERIOD (if only such a law existed on third world countries)

>>77450
man that looks nice i always wanted to host my own server somewhere in the forest with secure VPN

>>77349
are you the same chud who keeps arguing karen on partychan?

>>77334
god i fucking hate this captcha i had to do over 10 attempts just to get it right once even if i click the proper squares

>>77440
i remember seeing this swf before

>>77894
🎡 you can stick your new world order up your ass 🎡
🎡we are the 99 percent together we are mighty 🎡
🎡you can shove your lgbt indoctrination up your ass 🎡
🎡 stick your great reset up your ass 🎡
🎡we humans will never surrender 🎡
🎡you can stick you fursuit positivity and fox butt plug up your ass🎡
🎡you can shove your poison vaccines and corporations up your ass🎡
🎡there will be blue skies when chise is finally dead 🎡
🎡we are the 99 percent the Fur-emberg trials are coming 🎡
🎡id rather be a pureblood sane human than a anthro gender-neutral slave🎡
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>>87654
>god i fucking hate this captcha i had to do over 10 attempts just to get it right once even if i click the proper squares
Every fucking time
>>87654
>>87655
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT WHO LOVES SUCKING COCK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>87656
wtf thats not true I love dicks up my ass fucking poser
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>>87656
>>87662
>hurr durr I can copy your name and write lies 
fuck off niggers 
i can easily handle more than one cock at once so i dont have to choose
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>>87655
Captcha being the site's IQ test, as per usual.
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So is this how you do it?
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>>87671
>drink two cups of coffee
>take two (2) B12 pills with 8000% daily value
>go outside and walk
>I still get fucking sleepy
What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I just that depressed or mentally fucked? Ah, fucking. I'll take a nap.
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>>87790
Maybe (and just maybe) because you are doing all that shit instead of actually sleeping?
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>>77290 (OP) 
>whenever you visit /b/
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>>87791
Nigger I sleep for 9-10 hours every night. There is no reason I should be this tired.
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>>87799
Get checked for beetus. Seriously, if your diet is fucked you might have pre-diabetes. If it's not then still get checked anyway, perpetual fatigue isn't something to ignore.
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>>87792
>...... nigger is a pajeet
fucking figures
>>87790
>drink two cups of coffee
Caffeine makes you crash at some point and keeps you up at night if you drink it too late in the day. It stays in your system for awhile though I don't know if there is any effect after it depletes to a certain point.
>go outside and walk
Do actual exercise like lifting and cardio and take a walk every hour or few hours at least. If you don't move all day every day, you are gonna feel tired. That's just what happens.
You could also be waking up during REM sleep if you have an alarm that wakes you up. Also eat better if you don't already.

tl;dr just b healthy
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>>87800
>Seriously, if your diet is fucked you might have pre-diabetes
Fuck, I was afraid that was the case. I tend to eat a lot of carbs, especially sweets, so that could very well be the case. Even with mommy and daddy making me decently healthy suppers, 2/3 meals of the day is a bad enough thing. I'll have to eat a lot more meaty sandwiches in that case.
>>87804
>Do actual exercise like lifting and cardio
I've got my weight set loaded, so I'll try liftan some. I ought to do more running, too, haven't done enough of that recently. I've also got some work to do on my little garden, so I should get to that as soon as the ground dries out. Fucking little dandelion niggers keep growing despite my best efforts.
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>>>/meta/3919
zzzzz
they are making hosting servers


lol



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>>87806
You could also just cut back on carbs. You don't even have to eliminate them entirely just stop eating confection bullshit and eat more fruit.
>sandwiches
Bread is one of the biggest culprits when it comes to too much carb intake, if you don't want to drop that entirely then switch up what bread you buy and look for whatever has the least sugar and preservative crap in it.
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>>87817
Yeah the bread is a big thing, but I'd been trying to counter it with a bigger serving of protein and fat (more meat or peanut butter, depending on what I'm eating).
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>>87819
Eat stuff with a higher amount of dietary fiber instead of eating more of everything else, all that's gonna do is make things worse unless you're exercising very frequently. Portion control on its own helps a lot, instead of eating more eat slower, savor your meals and make them last. Especially if you're fat as fuck, you will eventually train yourself to be satisfied with smaller portions.
Also it's already been said but on top of changing your diet you should exercise too, I don't know if you're a burger tier obese fatty or not but even going for daily walks will help a tremendous amount, you don't have to leap into intense strength training to see results in your appearance and energy levels.
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>>87826
I had a chance to buy a gun for $3000 that could be converted into a belt fed automatic and I passed it up because I didn't want to bother with the tax stamp to do it legally and I didn't know how to go about obtaining the parts needed illegally. I don't even remember what the thing was called, it looked kinda like a 240b but it was chambered for 5.56. It definitely wasn't a SAW though.
>fucking despise every imageboard now
>literally cannot browse them for 5 minutes without a genuine desire to hurt most of the fags posting on them
>still come back
I guess this is some kinda stockholm syndrome. Maybe I should destroy my computers, technology brings me nothing but rage anymore. I hope you die btw.
>>87839
>still come back
It's all shit but there's no where else to go.
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There's like millions places to go. Most of them require a mail address or a body though.
>>87841
so this is the best there is then?

t. growing melons but not that anon that was growing melons before
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>>87839
Come and get me, nigger.
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>>87839
>Imageboards suck and it makes me mad!
>But I'm not going to put any effort in making any of them better through interesting discussion or good OC!
Yeah, fuck you too, lazy cocksucking nigger.
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>>87850
I'll find you eventually. 
>>87854
Wah wah eat my ass faggot you know damn well any attempts at OC are met with crabs shitting everywhere. One day I will find a way to leave and never come back and it will be the best day of my life, maybe a brain injury will make me forget.
I think I might be an actual sadist. I don't mean that in an ironic "oh I like to be contrarian on the internet" way, but a "my pp gets hard when I cause women physical discomfort" way. What zero pussy for 24 years does to a mf.
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>>87856
>any attempts at OC are met with crabs shitting everywhere
And? Do you need some faggot to suck your dick for babbies first oekaki in order to want to post?
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>>87858
>I will shit on anything and everything and do it proudly 
>wtf whys no one makin oh see
Crab is a retard, more news at snibidy snab
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>>87856
>Wah wah
You're certainly the one crying in this situation.
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>>87862
Wah wah do something about it  bitch boy.
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>>87857
>What zero pussy for 24 years does to a mf.
then just pay for it you fag, I wouldn't be getting any otherwise and you don't see me bitching about it

last whore I fucked was super dainty, I grabbed her waist with both hands for better leverage and she goes "ahhhh stop you're hurting me" bitch you're like a delicate flower
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>>87861
>I will shit on anything and everything and do it proudly 
yeah
>wtf whys no one makin oh see
who are you quoting? I certainly never said this or stopped making OC
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>>87867
I'm quoting you because you're the exact kind of fag who whines about lack of OC while being as annoying and shitty as possible. Why the fuck would anyone with the talent to make something worth looking at bother with anywhere people like you hang out? Anon cred? lol
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>>87839
>>87850
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>>87866
I meant I'm getting it now or I wouldn't have been able to discover my sexual sadism.
I still seethe about the years without where my peers got to enjoy their carefree youth while I rotted. Now I wageslave looking for the scraps of joy I can take from life. Thank god I was gifted with a big enough cock that I can have plausible deniability fucking women sore.
>>87882
fuckin saved
>>87882
Ah shit Duke Nukem has spoken.
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I'm taking a comfy nap, sleepychan! I hope you do too, being grumpy is baaaad, mkay?
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Holy shit, I hate kids so much.
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>>88039
sauce?
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I've made another one
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>>88067
Sauce for original image?
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>>88090
it's from a comic book
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>>88090
I gotchu brah
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i'm finally switching gmail/outlook to protonmail. i knows that the "end-to-end- encryption of emails in the browser is fake but google and microsoft data mine the emails and probably use the emails as a dataset to train their botnet hate speech AI.
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>>88198
>the "end-to-end- encryption of emails in the browser is fake
source
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>>78810
is that one of those spacemouse thingies for CAD? also how did you display that image always on top? (looks like a shooped screencap)

>>84406
who is this guy? i saw this image before in the Nate Higgers elsa /pol/ backup MEGA zip

>>84531 >>84535 >>84612 >>86807 >>88052 >>88067
Krynge and blupilled (god helltaker is a furfag show)

>>85073
kek this is literally me IRL

>>85951
who is niqqer p1ll? are they the same people? someone explain me this spoonfeed and explain drama pls

>>87655 >>87664
can he use the 8moe captcha instead this one looks straightforward

>>87656 >>87662 >>87663
you done cracking my trip? my 1650 can do this all day and night (kek my system still hasnt melted yet despite the high CPU load for a week man i love this legion but the veeams freeze a little due to hyper-v malfunction)

>>87670
man i miss mewch (the .cf altchan domain got CP'ed but fortunately i saved it a day before the incident)

>>87671
there is a guy named wikihow furfag on deviantart anyone know what happened to him? i think his account got banned

>>88198
>as if protonmail/riseup dosent siphon and forward your data back to MS to train their pro-LGBT pro-antifa AI shillbot

>>87816 >>87669
kys tor pedo spammer
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>>88324
You can trust our safe with your treasure, only a matching key can open this lock. We will keep the key and give it to your when you need it. It's totally safe, we promise to not give your keys to anyone else.
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I really like ironic political cartoons.
When did it start becoming fashionable to hate capitalism? I feel like I'm seeing it more and more nowadays.
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>>88425
You ought to stop hanging around reddit so often.
But you may be thinking of hyper-consumerism.
>>88425
Commies have been around for a long time.
>>88425
Shortly after some companies grew big enough to deny themselves any negative consequences of manipulating the market.
>>88425
When megacorps got big enough to control the entire west and a significant portion of Asia. I'm not retarded enough to be a communist but I sure as hell am not happy with how shit is now either.
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>>88466
>I'm not retarded enough to be a communist but
Hating capitalism makes you a commie. Corporatism, however, is not capitalism.
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>>88467
I hate whatever it is we're living under right now regardless of whatever gayshit snowflake definition you have for it.
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>>88467
What's the big difference?
Either way one will eventually lead to the other, simply because playing fair is a suboptimal strategy.
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>>88475
>What's the big difference?
Capitalism is simply an economic system based on free trade, private ownership, and competition. It supposes the governing structure is not corrupt and is willing to impartially enforce its laws and obligations imposed by contracts made by two or more consenting parties. 
Corporatism is when the government is ruled by corporations, disregarding the "rules" of capitalism or even the very laws of the country. That includes bullshit such as corporations getting the government to either make up bullshit laws, or arbitrarily enforce regulations to snuff out competition and ensure a monopoly, corporations getting the government to change legal definitions so that corporations are legally considered people therefore having more rights than individuals but with even less responsibilities, corporations getting the government to steal money from the population and give it to them so that a business that would go bankrupt in a pure capitalistic system can continue in business through artificial means, etc.
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>>88473
>being an angsty teen
I can't wait until you hit 30 and your entire worldview falls to shreds.
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>>88478
>Capitalism is simply an economic system based on free trade, private ownership, and competition.
Sort of.
>It supposes the governing structure
Right there is where the contradictions begin. There can be no free trade if there's a king-nigger who has any power to govern it. That is unfree trade. Think of it as "freedom lite". Your issue with corporates is that they corrupt the government, but they do so because the government has power over them. All things with power use their power to free themselves from the power of others. So long as a gang exists which has monopoly power over force, so then will exist other gangs which seek to corrupt, infiltrate and manipulate it. Capitalism is what political hack-frauds call the state of "unfree markets, strong government". What you call corporatism is "unfree markets, strong government (influenced by marketeers)". There is no meaningful difference. Your "pure capitalistic system" requires that there be no government ("free markets, no government") and that system wouldn't be called Capitalism, it'd be called Anarchy (or, perhaps, Anarcho-Capitalism).
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>>88484
The fuck is this shit?
>>88486
western art
>>88486
You read it at a skewed angle. Just crane your neck and it's all good bro
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>>88484
>There can be no free trade if there's a king-nigger who has any power to govern it
Exactly, which is why capitalism supposes the economy isn't governed by a king-nigger who fucks with free market, you fucking retard. 
>Capitalism is what political hack-frauds call the state of "unfree markets, strong government"
>Your "pure capitalistic system" requires that there be no government
It isn't and it doesn't. Capitalism is free market with fair rules, the government is irrelevant as long as the rules of the game are obeyed. It could either be anything from full on anarchy to a totalitarian dictatorship. Corporatism is what happens when whatever has power over the economy uses that power to break the rules in favor of corporations.
Theft isn't capitalism. Stop being retarded and stop posting sluts.
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>>88480
Dunno what was so angsty about saying I generally despise how things are, it's not like that's an uncommon sentiment. I think you were just trying to corner me and call me a commie so you could rant about trannies or whatever and are frustrated I didn't fall for it.
>>88497
>as long as the rules of the game are obeyed
And you're calling me an angsty teen? You should know by now that people will bend and break the rules to get ahead. This isn't unique to capitalism by any means but your little fantasy of people "obeying the rules" is muh true communism tier.
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>>88500
>this theoretical system requires the rules to be obeyed 
<hurr durr but what if the rules aren't obeyed 
Then it isn't capitalism you dumb motherfucker. 
That's why people claim to like capitalism but shit on corporatism, because it isn't the fucking same.
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Fuck I hate people who start splitting hairs about capitalism and communism.
>>88504
Muh twoo capitawism habs never been twied.
Tiresome retard, figures you'd be a touhou retard on top of it.
>>88484
>>88486
Why is it when a girl says you can use any hole, they start bitching when you stick it in their vag?
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>>88508
>girl says I can use any hole
>starts screaming and telling me to get out once I push her dad down
Girls just don't know what they want.
>>88504
>this theoretical system doesn't work in reality as I thought it would on paper
>anyone who points this out and says my system sucks is an idiot
You're not just a fool, nor a damn fool, but a damnedfool lolberg. Capitalism is just Jewish shit and you lap up Jew cum like a dog.
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>>88500
>Anything that isn't complete anarchy and lawlessness is a pipe dream
>And you're calling me an angsty teen? ... [No, you] ... muh true communism tier.
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>>88519
Oh look now he's making shit up I never even hinted at, this dude sure is smart and not saying stupid retard shit like "it'll work if everyone obeys the rules otherwise it's not real".
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>>88516
Read, nigger. 
He's saying capitalism and corporatism are the same because doesn't understand that a system that intentionally hinders competition and over-regulates trade is different from a system based on competition and free trade. 
I never said anything about pure capitalism being applicable on a wide scale, which is why I even called it a theoretical system.
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Like how fuckin asinine do you have to be to actually believe this stupid shit? Someone broke the rules ah fuck guess it wasn't that unobtainable perfect system I jerk myself off about.
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>>88523
Uh oh "I was jus sayin its theoretical" now? Nah you wanted to split hairs and now you're going to deal with me lambasting your retarded ass until I get bored or fall asleep.
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Actually I'm already bored carry on.
>>88525
Let's get out the chess board anon. We'll set up all the pieces and play chess. And by chess I mean we will only use checkers moves. But it's chess because I call it chess.
>>88526
Can you explain which part of 
>It supposes the governing structure is not corrupt and is willing to impartially enforce its laws and obligations imposed by contracts made by two or more consenting parties
makes you think it isn't purely theoretical as the economic system of an entire country?
>>88523
I am reading, cocksucker. I'm saying that it don't matter, because capitalism will always become corporatist by your definition because that's what will always happen when companies get rich and powerful enough. It's purely rational, whether you like it or not.
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>>87866
>just pay for it

>2022
>not pirating your pussy
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capitalism and the free market aren't the same thing
capitalism is a description of a system that is based around capital
(muh true) communism is capitalist until the last stage (when everyone is dead I guess lol)
even muh futurist no currency 'utopia's are generally capitalist, they just put the means of production in the hands of those with social capital (i.e. jews and other sophists)
if you want to argue about literal college nigger champagne socialists misgendering your favorite economic concepts you could at least learn what the words you're using mean

a general free market (in the sense that any market can ever not be free) won't exist in the face of force because e.g. a nonscaling citizenship tax has an impact on market dynamics
a free commodity market is trivial to implement and is safer and more productive than any externally interfered with system due to measurement biases (i.e. people who don't want to eat sawdust will seek information to allow them to not eat sawdust. N.B. most people want to eat sawdust).
attempting to prevent me from reselling the white stuff that comes out of bugs after you spray them as heroin to gradeschoolers is not just bad for the economy, it has negative impacts on the safety of pharmaceuticals on the market

>contracts made by two or more consenting parties
consent is a social construct with no meaning. Can a retard consent? Everyone's retarded compared to god, you'll always be under compulsion.
I'll rape your face and you'll like it. That's consent. If you're too weak to pull a gun after I pozz your boihole, well, how is that not consent too? If a bitch screams into pillow and nobody hears a sound, did she really say no? The government isn't the demiurge watching you in your sex dungeon and language has no intrinsic meaning: contracts are by definition meaningless and unenforceable.

>the use of force to introduce regulation is the reason why markets become shitty and inefficient and low information
>therefore we should use force to introduce regulation
you cunts are hilarious though
go ahead, seize power from da juuz. I guarantee it'll be race traitors like myself that continue to be TPTB. Hell, there'll probably even be some jewish cultural revival at some point in the future since everyone respects the grift.
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>>88569
>fuck niggers
>have sex with niggers
however thought that was a good phrase to insult niggers with deserves to be put down in the shame cube
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>>88602
It's supposed to offend faggots like yourself
it worked
>>88565
>if you want to argue about literal college nigger champagne socialists misgendering your favorite economic concepts you could at least learn what the words you're using mean
>implying socialists aren't the ones abusing words and changing their meaning on a whim
>>88602
It's supposed to sound like compulsive slurring
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>>88678
She's got kind of a Pris thing going on there and it's working for her.
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>>88691
Pris?
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I'm practicing true capitalism and true communism at tge same time, I follow da rools perfectly, I  am god and all your other shit is fake and gay.
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>>88692
Pris from Bladerunner.
From: CLOSET::E::PETER 29-SEP-1989 09:43:26.63
To: closet::t_parmenter
Subj: Unix
In a previous job selling Lisp Machines, I was often asked about 
Unix. If the audience was not mixed gender, I would sometimes 
compare Unix to herpesβ€”lots of people have it, nobody wants it, 
they got screwed when they got it, and if they could, they would get 
rid of it. There would be smiles, heads would nod, and that would 
usually end the discussion about Unix.
Of the at least 20 commercial workstation manufacturers that sprouted or
already existed at the time (late 1970s to early 1980s), only a handfulβ€”
Digital, Apollo, Symbolics, HPβ€”resisted Unix. By 1993, Symbolics was
in Chapter 11 and Apollo had been purchased (by HP). The remaining
companies are now firmly committed to Unix.



UNIX cannot be fixed from the inside. It must be discarded.
You can escape the UNIX gulag by installing Haiku or TempleOS or Mezzano:
> https://www.haiku-os.org
> https://archive.org/details/TempleOS_ISO_Archive
> https://github.com/froggey/Mezzano
 For more alternatives, visit >>>/tech/4968
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>>88910
Did users want the operating system where bugs didn’t get fixed? Not
likely. Did users want the operating system with a terrible tool set? Proba-
bly not. Did users want the OS without automatic command completion?
No. Did users really want the OS with a terrible and dangerous user inter-
face? No way. Did users want the OS without memory mapped files? No.
Did users want the OS that couldn’t stay up more than a few days (some-
times hours) at a time? Nope. Did users want the only OS without intelli-
gent typeahead? Indeed not. Did users want the cheapest workstation
money could buy that supported a compiler and linker? Absolutely.
They were willing to make a few sacrifices.


Users said that they wanted Unix because it was better than the β€œstone
knives and bear skins” FORTRAN and Cobol development environments
that they had been using for three decades. But in chosing Unix, they
unknowingly ignored years of research on operating systems that would
have done a far better job of solving their problems. It didn’t really matter,
they thought: Unix was better than what they had. By 1984, according to
DEC’s own figures, one quarter of the VAX installations in the United
States were running Unix, even though DEC wouldn’t support it.
BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #1
It's backup day today so I'm pissed off.  Being the BOFH, however, does have
it's advantages.  I assign the tape device to null - it's so much more
economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every
5 minutes.  And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad.

A user rings
<"Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask

>"It's probably something to do with..."  I look up today's excuse ".. clock speed"

<"Oh"  (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied)  "Do you know when it will be fixed?"

>"Fixed?  There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you.  Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!"

<"But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print.."

>"SURE YOU DO.  Well; You just keep telling yourself that buddy!"  I hang up.

Sheesh, you'd really think people would learn not to call!

The phone rings.  It'll be him again, I know.  That annoys me.  I put on a gruff voice
>"HELLO, SALARIES!"

<"Oh, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong number"

>"YEAH?  Well what's your name buddy?  Do you know WASTED phone calls cost money?  DO YOU?  I've got a good mind to subtract your wasted time, my wasted time, and the cost of this call from your weekly wages!  IN FACT I WILL!   By the time I've finished with you, YOU'LL OWE US money!  WHAT'S YOUR NAME - AND DON'T LIE, WE'VE GOT CALLER ID!"

I hear the phone drop and the sound of running feet - he's obviously going to try and get an alibi by being at the Dean's office.  I look up his username and find his department.  I ring the Dean's secretary.

<"Hello?" she answers

>"Hi, SIMON, B.O.F.H HERE, LISTEN, WHEN THAT GUY COMES RUNNING INTO YOUR OFFICE IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS, CAN YOU GIVE HIM A MESSAGE?"

<"I think so..." she says

>"TELL HIM `HE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE'"

<"Um. Ok"

>"AND DON'T FORGET NOW, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT FILE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR ANSWERS TO THE PUURITY TEST IN IT..."

I hear her scrabbling at the terminal...

<"DON'T BOTHER - I HAVE A COPY.  BE A GOOD GIRL AND PASS THE MESSAGE ON"

She sobs her assent and I hang up.  And the worst thing is, I was just guessing about the purity test thing.   I grab a quick copy anyway,  it  might make for some good late-night reading.  

Meantime backups have finished in record time, 2.03 seconds.  Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it?

Another user rings.

<"I need more space" he says

>"Well, why don't you move to Texas?" I ask

<"No, on my account, stupid."

Stupid?!?....  Uh-Oh..

>"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Family Matinee "I didn't quite catch that.  What was it that you said?"

I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.

<"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"

>"Sure, hang on"

I hear him gasp his relief even though he covered the mouthpeice.

>"There, you've got plenty of space now"

<"How much have I got" 

Now this REALLY *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*!  Not only do they want me to give them extra disk, they want to check it, to correct me if I don't give them enough. They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!!!

Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

>"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"

<"Wow!  Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says pleased with his bargaining power

>"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red, at room temperature "4 Meg in total..."

<"Huh?...  I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

I say nothing.  It'll come to him.

<"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"

I kill me; I really do!
[email protected] (Simon Travaglia)
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It's weird how there was a time when brits were fine with showing tits on tv. 
She's dead. They're all dead.
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>>89033
I remember bofh lol. Thanks for the nostalgia.
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>>77290 (OP) 
>whenever you visit /b/
>>89223
isn't that the girl from rocky horror picture show?
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>>89266
>rocky horror picture show
They did have a lot of british actors, so it wouldn't be surprising if it was so. Wasn't that show the tranny one? It's filled with degenerates and rapists, so it makes sense why they'd be so attracted to it.
From: FL
Subject: X sucks!!!
Date: 5 Aug 1998 14:25:55 GMT
Organization: Miscatonic University

ARGH!
Installed X on my Linux-Alpha box.
Discovered that X is not 64-bit clean.

How, I asked, did they do it on the Digital Unix boxen, then?
They run X in 32-bit compatibility mode!

Thats, BTW, the same compatibility mode they run Netscape in.


Now, if an advanced alien civilization stepped forward and asked me if I
had any problems with them destroying earth for a interplanetary
highway, ...

I'm done for today. Fsck them all.

BTW: The Matrox X driver creates unaligned accesses all the time (which
the kernel catches and corrects, but it does land in syslog and costs
performance. Oh, and the X server fails to initialize the graphics mode
about 70% of the time, so that every two lines are scrambled.

Did I mention that Mozilla mysteriously starts eating all the CPU even
after you close the window most of the time? Only a kill -SEGV will
make it terminate then.

But who cares, I could fetch a newer snapshot of it! I'd gladly do
that, but make-3.77 dumps core on me when compiling the latest egcs or
mozilla and unfortunately I deleted my hacked make-3.76.96.

No problem, I'd use the binary that came with my distribution, but that
clashes with my new libc.

Did I mention that Qt fails to compile because static constructors in
shared libraries make ld.so dump core? Yeah, I suspected my egcs
snapshot, too, so I used egcs-1.0.3a. Same result. Then I wanted to
try the regular gcc, which didn't even want to autoconf on Alpha-Linux
(gcc-2.7.2.3) or didn't like to compile itself (gcc-2.8.1). If I had
working previous versions of my libc, I would switch back.

If this sounds like I'm desperate, then I should maybe start talking
about the scheduling problems with the kernel. All the hacker kernels
I've been using compiled only with egcs-1.0.3a (all the other compilers
created instant-panic kernels if they didn't fail with an internal
compiler error before that. By the way: egcs-1.0.3a gets one of these,
too, but you can compile that single file with a later egcs then.
Anyway, when you run the SSLeay benchmark on the Alpha, it is supposed
to terminate the loop after 3 seconds. What it really does is hang the
machine. Any process that runs longer than a few seconds and eats the
whole CPU time will block the machine and you can't even type Ctrl-C.
The keys are queued and execute when the job is done. I just found out
that you can shorten the wait by moving the mouse (no, really!) which
executes the queues keys immediately. Great, isn't it? Oh, or you can
run an mp3 player in the background, then your keystrokes will be
executed sooner, too.

Did I mention that if you do a "reboot" to use a newer kernel, you don't
reboot the whole machine, you are just back in the boot loader (MILO),
and if you run another kernel then (even if it is the same you just
rebootet), it will hang in the bogomips detection?
From: IH
Date: Wed, 30 Jan 91 19:03:36 EST
Subject: Re: MIT-MAGIC-COOKIE-1

The security problem with X access is that X allows programs
to type things on the keyboard for you. There are probably
other problems too. In any case, it is perfectly possible
to write a program which connects to the X server and reads
your windows until it sees a super-user prompt, then grabs
the keyboard and mouse so that you can't do anything and
proceeds to type things at the super-user terminal window.

A friend of mine is doing a book on unix security. That's
why I know this. Of course you could do this before X, you
just did it differently. Ask me sometime about forging NFS
packets with a random C program...
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I just recently learned that Sonuchi is sonic+pikachu. Throughout most of my life I thought it was just a yellow sonic.
https://med.unsw.edu.au/news-events/news/what-antidepressants-can-do-brain-not-depressed
>What antidepressants can do to a brain that is not depressed 
More like What antidepressants can do to a brain
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>>89768
If it's about antidepressants making non-depressed people become depressed that has already been public knowledge for decades now.
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>>89770
https://www.drugs.com/sfx/prozac-side-effects.html
>Antidepressants can increase the risk of suicidal thinking and behavior in children, adolescents, and young adults with major depressive disorder.
etc.
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>>90667
pupils happened
>>90667
Idolatry was looked down upon as it should have been so not as much effort was put into mere statues anymore.
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>>90662
Another win for loli. And 2d.
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>>90670
>so not as much effort was put into mere statues anymore.
Fortunately they eventually came to their senses.
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>>90691
Bit off center. Is this supposed to be Tomo?
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>>90653
>mfw my hair is just as wavy as theirs
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>>90724
Respect.
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>>90691
>tfw you will never suck Tomo-chan's big futa cock while she eats your tiny shota cunny out
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>>90833
Out of your friends, which are you?
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>>90837
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>>90729
Thanks bruv

>>90837
The jap guy on the first pic, because tall girls are based as fuck. Really amazing how varied humanity can be for a mammal species.
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>>90875
I'm fully convinced that (genuine) masochism (i.e. not degradation shit) is the patrician fetish and the argument from first principles for this position is coherent.
</v/nigger mod globally banned tor and it impacts /b/
wew
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>>90879
I don't understand. Why would you want to be that masochistic, and why would it be a patrician fetish?
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Python, that’s not a language, that’s a toy for masochists, that’s the fiddlediddle for the pampered who already tried everything, and love to be punished for every false stroke they do and being lectured and patronized by their language and who by a good hardware just to burn the value and the electricity for that in a factor of 29/30 into heat and lost time of life.

Python is not as bad as Java, I give that language that. But it’s not much better either.

And why do people chose Python? Because it is their first language. It is their only language, why do people do stupid things? Why do they stay with a wife that is permanently cheating on them? Why do they behave irrational, why do they love to be punished by women in leather? Why? I have no idea.

But I think that’s the human condition. We have to live with that. But please. Please not in a professional environment.

Python is not professional.
>https://www.quora.com/Why-is-the-Lua-scripting-language-so-hated


Take the lua PIL: https://www.lua.org/pil/contents.html
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>>90884
>SDM
>socialist
<I see I should just say it outright.
<I am a human on the ruling side,
<so to me, resistance movements are treacherous.
<I cannot support you in your endeavor.
<Rather, I am here to subjugate you! 
Remilia is the icon of monarchy
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>>90882
Masochism is the crown of sensational hedonism - if you seek to draw pleasure from the experiences of the body, without injecting context, then the strongest, the most distinct, and the indeed the significant majority of sensations are varieties of pain. In terms of physical pleasure, the masochist is unmatched for variety and quality of options.
>why would it be a patrician fetish
Measured masochistic practice requires the use of reason to reject the animal conclusions of heuristic instincts, neither shying away from pain nor plunging lustily into unnecessary harm. In terms of pleasures of the flesh, it's the most superior, and it's also the most demanding; what else would you call that but patrician?

To be clear, I'm not making a comment either way on fetishes relating to context rather than experience.
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Well, I wanna post here, but don't know what to post.
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>>90889
You can post anything BUT it has to be interesting or fun.
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>>90896
so is how they load and transport cars by rail?
>>90886
Dying is the patrician fetish.
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>>90886
It's just fetish porn, dude. You are thinking way too hard about this shit.
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>>90921
You're the one not thinking hard about being hard. Think with your head head, not with your dick's head, you dickhead.
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>>90922
I dunno. I'm pretty sure that thinking that the shit that you fap to is any more important than being the shit you fap to, is the starting point for making it your personality. And we've seen plenty of what that does to somebody.
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>>90933
>he doesn't want to be a little girl with 7 dicks 
Your loss.
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>>90934
I want to be the guy killing and eating the guy who wanted to be a little girl with seven dicks.
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>>90935
Yes but did you eat the guy for sexual pleasure, or out of nutrion? Possibly even because you were interested in the taste of the meat coming from heavily mutated children.
Nigger
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What's up?
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>>90991
>What's up?
A preposition.
>>90991
My cock
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>when you shitpost so hard that a military alliance organization has blocked you
oh well time to make another alt  account.
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>>91006
A real Chad doesn't use twitter.
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>>91011
You wouldn't know one even if you fought one.
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I'm horny.
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>>91006
What did you say, nigga? 

>>91017
>being a faggot
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>>91023
Hi Horny, I'm anonymous. How are you doing on this fine day?
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>>91023
SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
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>>91026
I said most of the equipment used by the military is outsourced by China anyway.
>>91029
I'M FRIENDS WITH THE DUNGEON KEEPER
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>>91047
You had one fucking job.
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>Look for games
>Find interesting indie Rpg
>Seems decent enough
>Talk to literally the second npc you meet.
>Game refers to it as  "They".
Welp, I'm sure not sorry for pirating this one. Western indie industry is just sad at this point.
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>>91053
I read a post from Anon today.
He did not like the use of "They"
Although the word is fine in figure
They regard it as some do "Nigger"
I did not play this game they hate
Without context, how could I rate?
Yet still I think they may have misjudged
Their eyes beclouded with cultural sludge
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>>91071
>they
HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER ANON-CHAN
>>91027
Horny.
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>drive two hours into town
>for the part I ordered four months ago
>get home
>it's the wrong part
I hate this.
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>be sleeping at 3 AM
>sturgeon suddenly bursts into my room and rapes me on the spot because I made a typo in my /v/ thread
>thread gets deleted soon after
When are we going to overthrow the mods so I can be given a mod position on this site? I won't stop making gaslighting threads until this happens.
>>91470
cookie is ghey n dum n so r u
also i rly wanna rape da ratto
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Ywn bear witness to the utter madness of the naumachia.
Ywn see 40+ feet tall statues of gold and ivory. 
Ywn celebrate by running naked around the city slapping women with stripes of goatskin.
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hello frens!!!!!! :3
my naem is kawaii_kitten_03 and i just luv zzzchan so much!!!!!!! :333333
i rly liek cute tomboys and lolis so heres sum pics of them <3
gtg nao, but rember, i <3 u anons so stay easy and shitpost away frens! x3333333
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How about a song?
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It seems someone has decided to go on a bump-spree today.
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>>91806
More like forum slide spree
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>Post ITT whenever you visit /b/
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>>91860
>GANG
Fearsome
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>Want to make a thread. 
>Waiting until people stop cluttering the top of the board with shit.
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>>91930
what the fuck does that even mean?
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>>91939
He means forum slide attacks.
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>Deuteronomy 6:6-8
6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
8 And thou shalt bind them for a sign upon thine hand, and they shall be as frontlets between thine eyes.

Should you interpret the verse 8 literally, and wear a tefillin, or figuratively (like you should follow the Law in your actions and thoughts)?
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>>92165
You should stop worshipping the Jewish god, Anon.
>>92165
I understand it was in the first council of Nicaea that it was decided that christians ought to follow the moral imbeded in the books of law rather than the laws themselves. Given that they were meant for a specific people in a specific time in a particular circumstance.
So no, there's no need to wear it.
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>>91048
nice penguin video source?

>>91054
eww gross where do i original clean version

>>91796
jesus christ this song was so crappy that the audio drivers on my ideapad crashed had to relaunch it just to keep playing webms

>>91487 >>91549
why is the images broken but the posts arent deleted yet?

>>90662
can someone post the donald trump urinal

>>90385
you know this is run by actual pedos and LGBT/antifa activists right? they are not even trying to hide it at this point they actually admitted to being run by the feds

alright boys i finally managed to get GPU-P working but i had to sacrifice a lot of features on my system should i make an in-depth tutorial on /v/ (you can do this on w10 home) also plz dont tell creatorfags on /kemono/ they are gonna get super pissed if they find out (DX12 actually works very smoothly in 120hz)
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>>92229 [>where do i find the] oops typo fixed
>>92222 testing GET
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Saw a cute girl at the store today, sometimes I don't mind summer.
>>92208
Nicaea was heretical as fuck though, that doesn't really help
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>https://www.sciencealert.com/mind-altering-cat-parasite-linked-to-schizophrenia-in-largest-study-yet
"In what researchers describe as the largest study of its kind, scientists have found new evidence of a link between infection with the protozoan parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, and schizophrenia." ... "risky behaviour has been seen observed in human studies, where links have been documented between T. gondii infections and everything from car crashes to entrepreneurial activity."
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>>93013
AWWWW WHO'S A GOOD KITTY :3 MEOW TIME FOR MORE ACID FOR THE GOOD KITTY KOT \:333/

[=^_^=] nyaaaa~  MMMMMMMMMMMM ACID :3
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Would it be evil of me to buy a hamburger while our family isn't doing good with money? I just really really really want one, got my mom's credit card, and I think I'll be okay even if they notice or not, but I don't know if I should.
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>>93262
how old are you?
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>>93265
18.
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>>93266
why do you not have your own card?
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>>93267
Well, I've asked for it but been refused, I've only used a card like a couple times in my life, I'm nervous even now that I'll mess it up somehow, I also feel really uncomfortable being in a mall but I'll have to deal with it for a hamburger.
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>>93268
My mom made me do chores around the house until I could earn the $16 in cash I needed to buy the Voltron toy I so desperately wanted.  Maybe you should offer to mow the lawn, dust, clean windows, do the dishes, or perhaps even learn a valuable skill like how to make burgers for the whole family.  And then you won't have to be in a moral quandry about buying a burger with your own money.

Also don't forget to open a checking account.  Forget about the magic card.  Just get started on being an adult already.
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>>93277
Oh, that's pretty cool, sounds very American, lol. But I can't really do the same here, there's no culture of that kind if you know what I mean, plus my parents are very overbearing, I wouldn't be allowed to mow the lawn even if we had one because they'd think I'll manage to skin my face off with the lawnmower or something. I guess the one choice I've is to learn how to make a burger myself, but, I'm just really really really bad at cooking, I only learnt how to make an egg just a month or so ago. Plus I think homemade burgers would taste way different than the ones I like from fast food joints. 
>Also don't forget to open a checking account.  
Well, I've no idea what that even really is, and, it already makes me nervous thinking about having to do it, so, I don't know, but thanks for the suggestion.
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>>93283
>I only learnt how to make an egg just a month or so ago
How is this scenario even possible? Do people never watch their parents cook or something?
>it already makes me nervous thinking about having to do it, so, I don't know, but thanks for the suggestion.
Ask the teller for help.
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>How is this scenario even possible? Do people never watch their parents cook or something?
Yeah, I never watched them do it, and when I asked my mom to teach me she just said no, so, I only learnt after trying by myself and I had to be handheld really hard cause I was too anxious about it, but it worked out, I can make scrambled eggs now which is cool. 
Also, I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, I pussied out of buying a hamburger once I got to the mall, but thank you still, best of luck with your day.
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>>93307
Uh, well, are you talking to me? If so, I don't really know what you mean, so, sorry.
>>93277
You assume that his dad would actually honor his end of the agreement to pay him for chores instead of just pulling the rug out under his feet and say something like "that what you should be doing anyway you ungrateful piece of shit, you're cooking for me tomorrow, fail to do it and i'll beat the fuck out of you"
>>93290
>How is this scenario even possible?
Zonz's parents are pieces of shit. They care(d) more about gambling and yelling at eachother over nonsense than teaching their son anything worthwhile, since that was "not their problem".
>>93306
Do not steal from your parents, even if they are pieces of shit.
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>>93369
Do you speak to him outside of this board somewhere or does all this info come from here?
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>>93376
All of this info comes from here.
>>93369
Pretty much right on all that, I guess, damn. 
>Do not steal from your parents, even if they are pieces of shit.
Yeah, I got scared away because of other reasons, but, probably wouldn't have ended well for me anyway, thank you, I'll keep the advice in mind.
Anyone here want kids? Thinking, maybe, of having some in my early 30's, if I find a decent woman. Though, lving like an hedonist for the rest of my adult life sounds pretty sweet as well, can't smoke weed in the beach all day if you got kids.
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what the hell why was this thread deleted? (sorry for the longpost) hopefully spurg-eon does not mind

Anonymous 5/20/2022, 10:37:52 PM 92140 | How should i improve my art to this level of clout? like regularly getting 5k retweets and assortments of like, shares
| like sure, add anatomy, add render, add composition... but in what way? and how much?
Anonymous 5/20/2022, 10:38:16 PM 92141 | sorry link forgotten https://mobile.twitter.com/neko_cer
Anonymous 5/20/2022, 11:21:54 PM 92146 Replies: >>92147 | Draw a space marine you dumbass
Anonymous 5/20/2022, 11:23:05 PM 92147 Replies: >>92150 | >>92146 just any space marine?
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 12:01:02 AM 92150 Replies: >>92152 | >>92147 | A well draw one.
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 12:14:34 AM 92152 Replies: >>92154 | >>92150 | how well
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 12:33:44 AM 92154 Replies: >>92222 | >>92152 | To the point where it's pleasant to look at.
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 10:36:09 AM 92222 Replies: >>92223 >>92227 | >>92154 | yea but how do i do that? practice? practice what?
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 10:43:10 AM 92223 Replies: >>92224 | 1646718463931.jpg | [] (293.4KB, 1600x896) Reverse | >>92222 | just draw nigga
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 10:49:16 AM 92224
>>92223 | i dont see my numbers adding up with quantity so something mustve went wrong
| you can help me define the kind of increments i need to reach that numbers.. | ask and ye shal receive eh.
Anonymous [spurdo] 5/21/2022, 11:00:39 AM 92226 Replies: >>92228 | possum-gunslinger.jpg | [] (680.4KB, 2480x1754) Reverse | Just practice lmao.
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 11:06:02 AM 92227 Replies: >>92228 | chk-vault-boy.jpg | [] (157.1KB, 868x950) Reverse | >>92222
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 11:07:52 AM 92228 Replies: >>92239 | >>92226 i am duh | >>92227 | pls help me math out what i am missing/or need to achieve
Anonymous [spurdo] 5/21/2022, 12:06:25 PM 92239 Replies: >>92242 >>92243 | >>92228 | I don't hear you drawing. Why are not you drawing?!
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 12:36:39 PM 92242 | >>92239 | Uh, excuse me? another stickman?
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>>92239 here s some. i m not seeing improovments here
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 12:44:04 PM 92244 Replies: >>92245 | >>92243 | Draw better
Anonymous 5/21/2022, 1:08:19 PM 92245 | >>92244 | how better
Anonymous [spurdo] 5/21/2022, 1:15:10 PM 92247 | >>92243 | Refine. | Make a final ink. | Color.
| I don't know what you are using, but I use this: https://www.maketecheasier.com/sketch-like-pro-in-krita/
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sziasztok nΓ©gerek. Milyen szΓ©p nap volt EurΓ³pΓ‘ban, a lovak mindig rendben vannak.
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>>93532
PoΕ‘tovanje.
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>>93306
Second attempt to buy a burger yesterday. I got scared and went back home again.
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>>94072
why cant you do it, autismo?
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>>94087
Well, I almost did, today. I just got really unlucky and some guy made small talk with me, so, I speedwalked out of the mall. I'll probably get it next time.
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>>94094
Better luck next time.
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>>94095
Ah, late, but, thank you, same to you with whatever you're doing.
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>>94094
burgers made at home are better than mall burgers anyways
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>>94114
Stop being a faggot. Anxiety will not kill you. You can buy a fucking burger without being a queer. The server won't remember you exist a minute after you walk out the door. Stop watching anime and being a pussy.
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>>93442
You can, if you don’t raise them (well).
>>94116
>Stop watching anime
That's not part of his problems.

FYI, Zonz is Turkish. Keep that in mind when you're trying to be his replacement dad.
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>>94128
I'm concerned about his twink physique.
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Every imageboard seems to be shit with faggy mods that do nothing but ban people. They think that they have so much traffic that it won't make a difference - but of course they're wrong - just look at v on 4ch - it's slow as shit because there's just niggerfaggot mods left and no-iq golems posting.
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>>94131
>twink physique
Proof? I need to bust a nut real hard.
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>>94115
Well, I can't make those either. I only learnt how to make an egg like a month ago.
>>94116
I can't help it. 
>The server won't remember you exist a minute after you walk out the door.
I wear a coat while its 45 degrees outside so people just won't stop bickering me with looks and everything. I hate being recognized, I don't like going to the place I used to get food from anymore because they know my order the second I walk in, I just don't wanna be known.
>>94252
40, not 45.
>>94252
Eh. Try a walk very near home without the coat and see if people are still eyeballing you, they may just be eyeballing the coat given it's 40 outside.
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>>94252
>I wear a coat while its 45 degrees outside
Why.
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>>94289
Try reading his post.
>I wear a coat while its 45 degrees outside so people just won't stop bickering me with looks and everything.
He doesn't want to be looked at.
<but wearing a coat in 45 degree heat will definitely make people look at you
He doesn't want people to look at his face so they would recognize him, with or without the coat.
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>>94284
Well, I suppose I should force myself, yeah, but I don't know, when I don't have the coat I just feel naked and constantly feel that people are judging me or something, even though I know something like that isn't happening and nobody cares, I'm still really self-conscious. When I put one on, I just feel safer, somehow.
>>94289
I'm just used to the heat, I guess, it's really not that bad.
>>94294
Oh, yeah, that too. I also don't wanna get recognized or anything, that's what stops me from putting on a hoodie instead.
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No.
>>94333
Is that a girl or a boy?
>>94154
>Every imageboard seems to be shit with faggy mods that do nothing but ban people. 
you just need to have good set of rules that are enforced. no one likes smug meidos who are inconsistent or who think they can outsource moderation to the computer (hoihoi).
>https://www.earlychristianwritings.com/text/barnabas-lightfoot.html

Barnabas 4:6
Ye ought therefore to understand. Moreover I ask you this one thing
besides, as being one of yourselves and loving you all in particular
more than my own soul, to give heed to yourselves now, and not to
liken yourselves to (((certain persons))) who pile up sin upon sin, saying
that our covenant remains to them also.

Barnabas 4:7
Ours it is; but they lost it in this way for ever, when Moses had
just received it. For the scripture saith; And Moses was in the
mountain fasting forty days and forty nights, and he received the
covenant from the Lord, even tablets of stone written with the
finger of the hand of the Lord.

Barnabas 4:8
But they lost it by turning unto idols. For thus saith the Lord;
Moses, Moses, come down quickly; for thy people whom thou
broughtest out of the land of Egypt hath done unlawfully. And
Moses understood, and threw the two tables from his hands; and their
covenant was broken in pieces, that the covenant of the beloved Jesus
might be sealed unto our hearts in the hope which springeth from
faith in Him.
Why are all the shittiest IBs always infested with godfags?
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>>95091
god hates fags anon
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What differentiates a normalfag, and not a normalfag, or a failed normalfag? Is it their interests? Or if they're seriously unhinged, mentally ill? Or if they just don't use normalfag social media? Simply a NEET or something? 
I'm actually retarded and got gradually confused on this, and made my own individual definitions of it, maybe because of how people throw it around, I don't know. So, can anybody give a surface definition or something, to refresh my views? Or is it really just what everybody thinks on their own?
>>95124
"Normalfag" is a completely empty term which effectively boils down to "people I don't like/people that aren't like me". Its commonly used in a derogatory manner, and is used almost exclusively on imageboards. "Normie" is a more mainstream version of the word, and is commonly used ironically, such as in a phrase like "All those damn normies playing my game now REEEEEEEEEEE". "Failed normalfag" represents hopelessness, in that someone can never, ever be sociable and/or successful, but they aren't at the rock bottom of NEET/Hikki/Otaku either.

People on imageboards who use "normalfag" are usually just dumb, and lack self-awareness as they bash others for acting socially while they themselves yearn for such socialization based on the amount of mentally ill, depressed, and jaded people on imageboards who talk of their loneliness and unhappiness.

When I've seen normalfag used:
>They have a job.
>They have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
>They exercise on a daily basis.
>They own a car
>They use large social media sites
>They have little to no mental illness
>They have had sex
>They have a group of close friends
>They have gone on dates
>They are physically attractive
>They aren't racist/sexist/etc.
>They aren't as obsessive about cartoons as me
>They aren't as obsessive about games as me
>>95127
>People on imageboards who use "normalfag" are usually just dumb, and lack self-awareness as they bash others for acting socially while they themselves yearn for such socialization based on the amount of mentally ill, depressed, and jaded people on imageboards who talk of their loneliness and unhappiness.
That really puts things into perspective with a conversation I've had recently. Was what I was looking for, thanks. Screencapped for myself.
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>>95127
Damn that's a lot of cope
>>95127
whatever you say, normalfag.
>>95124
Normalfags are complete retarded, non-normalfags are completely retarded, and failed normalfags are completely retarded but they claim not to be.
>>95124
>>95129
NPCs/hylics are unthinking automatons, never developed an inner world, never innovate or create yet always consume, if they were to disappear it'd mean nothing and would only benefit the world.

Normalfags are similar but instead of lacking a soul or having a calcified pineal gland their mediocre and crowd behavior comes from not thinking for themselves and finding contentness in their culture and society as shown.  90% of people are born normalfags but adverse childhood experiences and society's march to insanity are making people more bitter (and wisening them up depending on IQ).

Failed normalfags are people who couldn't cut it for mainstream interests whether due to their interests or behavior, or choose to isolate from it so they congregate further downstream in subcultures like metal, scene, anime, "nerds", etc..  If they weren't rejected they would be normal people not invested in these.

These are bad explanations and I'm not in the mood to be articulate.
>>95124
A normalfag wants to be "normal" and fit in above all else. What defines "normal" varies from culture to culture, but no matter what the normalfag is always primarily driven by the desire to conform and fit in. The greatest reward to them is acceptance and acknowledgement from those they regard as "normal". Everything about their character, tastes, attitudes, opinions, are all driven to meet that impulse. They let others form these for them, they fear any action that could potentially oust them from the greater niggercattle herd. They will not think for themselves under any circumstances. The common modern normalfag is obsessed with fucking 3DPD, working, and consuming popular media. in early 1940's Germany, normalfags probably hated kikes and did Nazi salutes. In ye olden times, and still to an extent today depending on where you look, they were Christians or other religious types. There are probably anons who base their taste on whatever they notice other anons saying or doing solely because they want to be anon, they want to identify with anon: these people are normalfags as well.

The failed normalfag is someone who exhibits normalfag behavior, but cannot be "normal" for one reason or another. These people tend to latch onto other subcultures or smaller communities desperately seeking to gain acceptance into a wider whole. Usually this is done by simply aping the actions of others within the group. The failed normalfag doesn't really care about what nucleus might have caused said group to form, and he can't comprehend anyone doing a thing not for the sake of fitting in, so he never truly can conform to that group beyond at a superficial level. Oftentimes, a failed normalfag might resent the "weirder" aspects of that group because he perceives them as interfering with conformity.

A non-normalfag thinks for himself. He forms his own tastes, attitudes, and opinions on the things he sees. He does so regardless of the effect it has on his social standing. He lives for himself and doesn't concern himself with the opinions and expectations of the niggercattle.
>>95127
Abnormal people tend to be so toxic that any other abnormal person they come into contact with they will lash out at them too as they would a normal person, ergo cyborg and such becomes a thing. On wizchan, crab. Abnormalfaggots hate not just normalfaggots but abnormalfaggots. It's ironic as you're basically hating yourself. Imageboards are full of normalfaggots, you use them too, aren't you pretty normal? Everyone  on the /r9k/ on this site wants kids and to keep their job and such and they are not normal, but they're absolute cunts to think they can control some child. That's something any normalfag wants, to be a boss. Some beta/omega male thinks they're being different and they do exactly what normalfaggots do, constantly. It's not empty, it's just that people have no self awareness or they'd at least self censor the normalfaggot parts of themselves rather than think that they are the very spirit of being different. 

Anyway, that list is decent if not for the game one, normalfaggots play too many games. At least amend it to NEW games, or console games. Games being the line drawn is of why imageboards are faggotshit. They're too populated, /v/ boards. 

>>95178
All abnormalfaggots are failed normalfaggots. Awaken already. 

>>95124
Don't worry about it because if you don't know then you can't possibly understand. It means you don't fit in. People that don't fit in have this idiotic thing where they think kindred spirits can get together into a secret club. It's stupidity and lack of self awareness, when they end up hating one another they end up saying 'crab'/cyborg/failed-normalfaggot/nigger/esl/etc. They will just randomly attack the new user as it must be an invader. It's why they're alone, it's their very  mode of operation to be alone, ergo most people here are failed normalfaggots. Why else would they be here trying to talk to other people, of any kind? Doesn't sound very omega to me. 

A real schizoid is too busy reading RA Salvatore and such to ever bother gracing an imageboard for very long at all.
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>>95178
>a non normalfaggot raises himself without a village! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
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>>95180
Capped too for future reference, thank you.
>>95124
why do you only post itt and never make a thread
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>>95127
>which effectively boils down to "people I don't like/people that aren't like me"
You're dead fucking wrong. It means people who don't understand how imageboard culture functions and don't integrate, bringing in outside (mainstream) elements you stupid fucking faggot.
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>>95199
How can someone (you) be so confidently wrong? The world may never know...
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>>95181
That's a false repeating but true words! Death to normalniggers, mirthful and long lives to we wise revelers!
Any top wagie cagie here? may I ask? Do you work for mister Goldstein?
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>>95192
Just don't wanna annoy anyone, I don't know.
>>95178
These are the only good definitions.
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>>95180
>They will just randomly attack the new user as it must be an invader.
If someones acts like a retard, they will be referred as such. As simple as that.
No one can know if you're a new user or not unless you act as one.
>Why else would they be here trying to talk to other people, of any kind?
Because they want to talk to people who aren't braindead i.e. normalfags.
You can't defeat your genetic programming so easily. I would like nothing more than to be completely free of humanity and its idiocy. Free some sex, free from human based thirsts of any kind, but when you try, you'll only suffer because you're going against your programming.
Isn't it a nuisance to have to eat everyday even if you don't really want to? You are a slave to your genome. There is no escape. You will always be a normalfag. There are only normalfags. You are not a special snowflake.
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>>95124
>normalfag
Someone who does things because they are mainstream or popular.

>failed normalfag
Someone who wanted to do normalfag things and be popular and but isn't. Failed normalfags are usually bitter about it, too. What separates them from robots and /r9k/ is that robots don't want to do normalfag things or be popular.

>>95178
this.
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>>95265
As if anyone should trust a normalfag to judge any matter, least of all normalfaggotry itself. Hah! What a fool you are. What foolishness it is to blather about programming while showing off the dangerous, hostile memes which have sunk into your mind. This product of your fermenting brain is truly intoxicating.
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>>96447
I've done that, can confirm it does not feel too good.
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>>96448
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>>96448
Have you tried using someone else's mouth?
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>>96515
What about my own mouth?
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>>96532
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>>96534
I like this man. He has his mind in the right place.
>>96527
Every man a king, but no one wears a crown
>bumplocked
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure knowing you.
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>>96538
must be automatic, the logs don't show anyone bumplocking it and jschan shows the bumplock icon for autosaging threads too
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>>96541
I'm pretty sure the bump limit is like 485 or something, and the post limit is 500.
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>>96547
time to make another one then
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>>96596
Or we can just use the banhammer thread, it has the advantage of being cyclic.
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>>96742
MAKE ANOTHER ONE
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