The previous ones got
M Y S T E R I O U S L Y
D E L E T E D
What are you on about? I tried for like 10 minutes to make the thread but with three OP files that apparently went over file limit because thread wouldn't be created. Quit manufacturing drama and post webms.
gas the gooks
Who even likes this trashy shit?
Someone gay because I'm like 99% certain thats a dude.
>let me check with Bill Retard if its too early to eat a burger
cant make this shit up
kek, nice edit. who is the jackass with the burger and fries there?
wished this retard had angled the camera better so we could have seen his head explode more clearly and the aftermath his friends screaming and crying on discord and his mum finding the body is a nice touch though you don't get stuff like that very often
Man I was on that thread when it first happened, shit was wild dude.
Worst part is that shortly after the dude's mom comes onto the scene.
Who cares about that? The worst part is theres rumor the retard killed himself because he got mind fucked by discord trannies.
So you want me to give a shit over an internet ideological tug-of-war more than his family life? This is your brain on autism, kids.
Why should i weep for some idiot and his family from half a world away? There are people right now on imageboards, the places where i spend the most time with, converting weak anons into trannies and then blackmail/mindfuck them into suicide. They are the ones ruining 4chan to this state, so of course focusing on them is more important. The retard was a retard and got what he deserved, its good that hes so famous because he will serve as an example to the new generation of a failed human being puppet-ted by fucking internet people. Maybe he got some kids to seek this place and be real anons. I hope more of them die and then expose the tranny ring to young people.
reiko had nothing to do with this kids death
Keep tellling yourself that tranny, your kind deserve nothing but painful torture and death. You should all die in misery while holding your limp dicks.
can we make this a /euthanized/ general
is that fem gahoole?
sand that shit buck to cuckchan
>imagine being vegetabled over the common cold
>hey, inject this straight into your fucking veins
<what will happen if I do?
>no fucking idea bobby boy
<will you be liable for any damages?
>heh, fuck no
<yeah, just stick that mystery juice right into me bubba
cant make this shit up
we get it
Then why didn't you just say so in the first place?
>cant make this shit up
how much do they pay you to post aids on the internet
They pay people to convince others online to get vaccinated. For a super deadly virus. Makes perfect sense.
I agree. For some reason a lot of people don't realize that Seal Clubbing is a fun but rewarding team-based sports game. For those of you that don't know, the rules of Seal Clubbing are simple. The standard setup is a four versus four game where each man is given a club. The two teams are then given 30 minutes each to search out and crush the skulls of all the seals they can find with points being rewarded based on the size and cuteness of the seals. Right now the best strategy is to create a "death ball" where all four team members stick together and bludgeon everything they see to minimize the chances of seals escaping.
I think the reason for why Seal Clubbing never went mainstream was because of some controversy on how the sport was too dangerous for those participating in it. It makes some sense though since seals are very aggressive and the cold weather could give hypothermia to the players.
Retard post. Kid is insignificant because he's half a world away, but anons are probably even further. You claim to want to help anons keep from getting brainwashed into killing themselves but if they do its okay they're weak and they deserve it. You'll never get anywhere blaming other things and people for how fucked up and pathetic you are.
Yes they may be further physically but I get to interact with them unlike this retard dude who locked himself in his discord.
>if they do its okay they're weak and they deserve it
Because you're naive. What do you do if someone refuses your help? Let them be, leave them alone and see them commit suicide so you can laugh at it. He probably lurked 4chan, whining about his hard life and had countless genuine anons telling him to stop being a faggot but he rejected all of them. That is basically a spit in the face and there is nothing you could do to help him now, he only trusted his tranny discord friends. So let him die and have it be an example to other weak people. An anon frequents a discord is no anon, it has turned into an unfixable abomination now and you should encourage it to commit suicide.
>muh nazi muh fascist
Lol christcuck be christcuck.
what's the context of this?
Yeah the nazi whining is retarded but I have more respect for this pastor who dominates policemen by shouting at them until they leave than some though guy on the internet LARPer faggot doing absolutely nothing and going "christcuck christcuck" online. If that was you in the clip you would have been like "s-sorry ma'am, ok I'll put on my mask there now can you please put away your strap-on I would rather not get penetrated anally but only as long as that's ok with you"
>Yeah the nazi whining is retarded
You can't expect those faggots to understand you if you don't speak their language. Calling them authoritarian doesn't matter because they will just think "and that's a good thing!", but calling them nazis will make them instinctively flinch because they're programmed to recognize that nazi=baddest bad. When in rome speak latin.
City doesn't like people getting together at church because of muh covid. Pastor cast the cops out because fuck that horseshit.
Well then, here's me telling you to stop being an edgy faggot and grow the fuck up. If you can't honestly hold yourself to the same standards you hold others to then you're a self-serving scumfuck shitbrain, ugly and probably a nigger too.
I can see the merit in that but I don't think that pastor was doing that. He was just saying that because to him also the biggest bad is the nazi.
I'm so tired of these faggot tough guy larpers on the internet man, you'd think that trend would have died out years ago. Shit is so tiresome.
Nice ad hom, friend. Where's your webms? This isn't your personal shitflinging thread.
>being a pretentious faggot and making a video of "i dun leik auto"
I bet he fucking rips apart transmissions one a monthly basis.
It is just a joke faggot, they won't beat you up because you can't use manual.
I want to kiss that stupid little gremlin right on her dumb noppai.
>I am not a "cuck"
>I would never have sex with another woman
>sleep on the sofa for a few days a week, so be it
As bad as my life gets, at least I will never become this fucked in the head.
I feel the same way when I read fagatha posts
Hey guys, remember /abdl/ and their literal shitposts against /liberty/, /monarchy/ and /fascist/? Ah, those were better times for the webring...
>Biden getting roasted by a brat
What a fucking world.
Welcome to the best thread on the board. You're welcome, share some not-so-oc OC.
What the fuck, is that real?
It looks like a Robot Chicken gag, from the great meme wars of 2016.
>the skinniest, smallest and most feminine of the bunch is the first to cry racism
Lmao, they can't even lie to themselves, just look at how much he likes that joke.
How do people actually sit down, watch this shit, fuckin' Mike Stoklasa and friends, and genuinely enjoy it? What do you faggots get from this? Is it all just for the meme potential?
Most of it is good for bqckground noise (until Rich laughs).
Some lines are really good.
I see a pattern
Imagine the smell
This should be interesting when played backwards.
I remember these videos. What's the youtube channel? Do you have the one of the girl eating curry?
Where was this?
Looks like nazi Germany to me.
I think it's this one
And here's the curry video
I can't believe this is running off of a MSX
That looks fun
Not quite, turns out the one I was looking for was an edit of that, but I was able to find it thanks to your link. channel/UCzKeyhRp5YemOiAAUu9ajTw Thanks, I had forgotten about these.
Oh well, at least I was close. Either a second account or a fan of his work but nice channel.
Thank you for reminding me of this guy, his videos are amazing. This one had me in a trance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay2gUH2R8eE
Anyone know what software he uses to make these?
>I have to write a message now to post
The fuck, sturgeon?
you gotta now communicate with the community. goyim
Sturg is is a spurg who hates content posts without words, which he feels is "spamming" or some kind of raid in a type of persecution complex delusion. See >>57836
Protip: Sturge, we're just glad you're not any more mentally deficient than you are currently.
Fuck word quotas
What do you reckon that cute dog is thinking?
MUH 6 GORILLONS MUH PARENTS WERE EXTERMINATED
I liked the part where he had to one-up her by saying his entire family was holocausted twice.
/r/ anti janny music
I know it's probably bait but still...
Are there any more examples of photo-animation such as vids related?
It looks fucking rad.
Anyone have that webm with some lardass mud sending a message to Joe Biden in broken english? It has scenes of games too in there
>The Green Elephant
k i n o
I only have an edited version.
I really like this feature of jschan to to post regardless of your files
Anyone got the super mario rpg frantic forest mix with cookie/inmu?
CARTOON DEATH CULT
what does the 2nd webm even mean
it's a condensed clusterfuck of nothing
Look at this funny video of a dude slapping a cat.
I'm not sure if that car is enjoying that. looks pretty painful.
I don't comprehend the nature of the attack in that second video. Is she being sarcastic? Is this some kind of reference to something? She doesn't seem to be genuine and I can't understand. I still want to fuck her, though, and that food looked good.
>I still want to fuck her, though;
But that is impossible as she is underaged
I've skipped around the video and she looks pretty autistic.
oh shit, that swastika is made from people!
Here's some spoopy shit.
that resolution is the true horror
It could easily not engage, fuck off or attack him and it jumps back up for more...
That girl became one with the deepest reaches of Hell that evening.
they deserved it
<more than a hundred people get burnt to a crisp because they wanted some hard rock
>hey man, they deserved it
come on anon, even you know better than that.
False. Most of them were extroverts so its no biggy.
You don't know what extrovert/introvert means.
Extroverts = Normalfaggots
That's not true at all. You just want a simple binary way to separate good and bad people.
False. Introverts are people who recharge their mental energy when alone, extroverts recharge by sucking the energy out of other people. Its a human - vampire relationship.
This one is an emotional roller-coaster.
I can't access the coaster, them squeaky sounds and low quality 3d animation creates an impenetrable barrier for someone with such low tolerance for cringe as me.
Yeah the resolution is utter shit, but that was me. Otherwise I couldn't have uploaded it
or you could have encoded it better instead of shoving out a bloated file
Someday I will stop being lazy and will encode videos, at least I have excuse of slow cpu.
Only after 1 hour of my cpu time I encoded this video, the baked in subs are worth it.
The Konata version is better.
Why does this sound like the voices are samples taken from multiple sources? Is that really what's going on? Why not use that Japanese TTS thing I hear very often from videos like this one?
>Why does this sound like the voices are samples taken from multiple sources?
Because it's from multiple people?
I don't know, maybe it was some kind of collage like /v/ sings x.
Simple, the TTS program is shoddy as fuck so some people prefer to make videos using the lines of actual actors from the popular voice dramas.
In this case the samples are Cookie-Kiss and whatever the fuck vid related is about...
this shit right here
>Nice 2hu YTPMV
>No jap faggots included in it.
Good shit man.
Hope you like my funny powerpoint presentation, if you do I will share more.
holy raymoo, i had no idea my favorite e-celeb ciryes posts on zigger b
You wish, I'm just playing around with ffmpeg.
How much you want to bet that little faggot is a 2hu secondary?
that's just free real estate
>using the lines of actual actors from the popular voice dramas
It's obviously cropped parts of streamings. The shitty sound quality, regular people voices and the way they are speaking make it obvious.
It took me way too long to loop an audio file.
heh, i think it was worth the effort
>Not naming it adding effects to your school project on power point.
>obviously cropped parts of streamings
No they are not, those are real attemps at voiceacting. You are seriously underestimating the shittyness level of nicovideo's content.
I still don't know the song to the 1st webm. Goddamn.
Sounds like something by Laserdance
I don't see the parallel.
I can bet it's fashwave and likely cybernazi, don't know the song but I hope it helps.
I can clearly hear trance music in that video. This is what you're proposing.
I think it's loop from tai.ai song but I can't put my finger on timestamp with same audio.
What is that even supposed to be?
Are you pulling my leg, anon?
any russians here who can tell me what the lyrics mean? does it have anything to do with rozen maiden?
Of course it does.
Here is a crude translation.
Video codecs are pathetic, here is lossless version: https://files.catbox.moe/e1nftf.swf
oh I was being retarded and didn't notice the file name was the song title. thanks.
If you are interested anon_song.mp4 is 'Первый Dень Лета — 6 граней' as the only video I did't add source in filename or metadata.
>those are real attemps at voiceacting
I mean, there is a big difference between this >>66202 and this >>67094
First one seems a really shitty voice chat. Second it's obviously voiceacting and it doesn't sound that bad.
The depths of Hell.
His videos are rather entertaining: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kams
I'm sure the 2hu fag will appreciate this.
Benis this thread!
I'll benis ur mum x-DDDDDDD
Beg your pardon?
This movie kicks fucking ass.
that cashier is cute
Have some good music.
Who is the guy in the first m mp4, and why is he talking to himself.
Good to see that vn, anon is still here.
Does anyone have that video of the guy doing the finger trick but he doesn't have his finger and harry potter music plays?
cats are cool
So, do you have the source?
Anyone know what that song is in the last jew dancing webm?
fug the mountain
Guess who's not getting a protest.
of course not, niggers only riot when feral niggers get shot by cops. cops can shoot whites all they want.
Fuck cops. They target those they don't think they'll get consequences for.
Niggers know what works. It's the only way to get the message across.
>Niggers know what works
It might appear that way but what about their rioting works? All it ever does is damage their seed crop, get some of them killed and further the goals of their controllers. It works ... for someone, I suppose, but not for the nigging niggers. Webm less than 15% related (but 100% a webm).
>It might appear that way but what about their rioting works?
Free shit and they get to break whitey property. Niggers only care about short term, for them that's a huge win.
Analog horror suffers from the same old shit they're trying to pretend they're avoiding: Cliche jumpscares, music jumpscares (or the exact opposite, music stopping when something scary is about to show up) and HURR SCREEN IS SHAKING AND WE'RE LOSING SIGNAL OOOOOOOHHHH!
True analog horror should be COMPLETELY, 100% self-unaware. It should be scary, it should show you fucked up abnormal shit, but the people in it should act as if literally nothing is wrong or out of ordinary. No stupid music cuts, no jumpscares, no signal loss and other dumb cliches.
I don't see anything weird here. Are you a vegtard?
that's one neat tool
Why is it always gif? To get goyim to download preview of cp?
Why was he sniffing her ass?
why do you think he even got up there in the first place?
that's a woman? I thought it was just a chink with fucked bone structure and a tiny dick covered in hair.
kek, no idea what context was. the anons posting on the jap ib i found that on were similarly confused and it was only banter with no explanation there
Why weren't you?
Dude boomerang was the shit.
I wander how often does this sort of shit happens with tulpafags.
Anybody got that Billie Eilish tit slapping video?
>fag not even on fire
why do you want to be reminded that that bitch exists, let alone ask to watch her?
where is your first webm from though
found the schizo
Someone said that Ted Cruz looks like adult Chris-chan and I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee that.
Haha he really does
it from the internet
HOW?!!! HOW IS THE FILE SIZE SO SMALL
Video is encoded by youtube, I just reencoded the audio.
youtube-dl -F https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkRjIq8Cp2A
251 webm │ 26.46MiB 102k https │ audio only opus 102k 48000Hz medium, webm_dash
135 mp4 854x480 30 │ 19.22MiB 74k https │ avc1.4d401f 74k video only 480p, mp4_dash
ffmpeg -i video.mp4 -i audio.webm -c:v copy -c:a libopus -strict (something, ffmpeg will tell you) -b:a 40k name.mp4
If you want to recreate something like this, 2pass vp9 with limited bitrate is pretty good. I just didn't have the patience to do it on core2duo.
Oh and the video is really static, that's why it's so low bitrate most of time.
Posting the Trump one too
I'd just use Handbreak myself...
I thought the file-size limit was lower than that also...
don't be this guy
It's always interesting to skim through a fellow assburgers disseminations and motives. Also 32MB for almost 1 hour.
Do you have any more of these? Where did you get this from?
There is a lot more 'real crime' thing on youtube, but this has the most objective and least annoying narrator/editing.
JimCantSwim is great
found this one yesterday, it's not as good, but I've already gone through all of JCS's free catalog twice
This is a man isn't it.
>acute ribcage angle
>oblique starts from the pelvis
>natural looking breast fat
>wide and short pelvis
If that's a dude I'd fuck him.
I just got confused at the flap near panties.
>redditor can't tell the difference between a man and a woman
why am I not surprised?
She just has a puffy vulva, and yes I haven't looked at 3d in a long time.
Before anyone asks, I don't fucking know.
that's cool, I just woke up from a semi nightmare (sporting a semi chub) of some fat dwarf with the head of a teddy bear surgically attached to his body killing and raping corpses of an entire pre-school. After beating his head into a pulp with a bat, I'm tackled by huge teddy bear with the dwarfs head and then nearly get run over by a semi the size of a house driven by an old lady.
I just had a dream, I was at a college and DoD/DoJ was giving a speech and recruiting students. I sat in the audience making jokes, others started joking as well, then some faggot on stage lost his cool and jumped at me with a knife. I slapped it from his limp wrist and said I wanted to complain to his manager. Some girl on stage took me aside and we talked, her charms had no effect on me, but mine had an effect on her and she started spilling how everyone hated that guy and other inter-office drama. When I came back that guy gave me a sob-story about how he was abused, he had anger issues and could I not file a complaint and return his knife. I said I would abuse him in minecraft, everyone laughed and began to leave. On the way home, I saw all of the statues and masonic shrines covered with black clouds, and the fountains were spewing black water.
Dreams are fun.
I can tell first chic is a bug psycho freak, know the whole "don't stick it in crazy"? That's the crazy right there.
Why give a fuck about a mourning mother? You gonna pay her back and say "damn that's fucked up"? Why would you not care about the ideology that caused this? Fuckwit.
Is this a joke or are pajeets really that retarded? Considering they worship toilets, I think it's a valid question.
WHAT DOES THE FUCK SAY!
Compilation of gifs are really cool.
That was interesting.
Yeah, they're pretty fun, although I think that's important to focus less on living in the past and focus more on enjoying the present and trying to make it better. I really hope zzzchan doesn't turn out to be shit.
You know on a site with 100 or so regulars, 1 (you) could make the difference.
I cannot imagine the amount of time he spends on 1 video.
Anyone have anything from worldcorps enterprises?
still not watching any of these
>all the tas videos
I have irl tas.
>bunch of lamenting slavs in comments
>art by everlasting summer background artist
Probably a bunch more as I don't know moonrunes, is this another unfinished imageboard project?
Did she get those shoes because it matched her dildo or did she get the dildo because it matched her shoes?
Aw shit, wrong webm.
Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream (Sam la More Remix)
how hard is it to walk barefoot in the snow? looks not hard to get use to cold.
t. Floridan who walks barefoot on the hot asphalt and concrete
I miss [s4s] like you niggers wouldn't believe, s8s never felt the same.
Pic related happened to it, and you know if you do something similar today it will repeat.
Oh I'm well aware, doesn't make me miss it any less
No, you will suffer with me.
To go by what was written about the Continental Army at Valley Forge, walking barefoot on the snow is terrible. From what I've read, soldiers complained of the bitter cold, hypothermia, and their feet outright bleeding in the snow. So it's not recommended to do so, Mr. Floridaman.
I definitely would an ebin Spurdina.
I've missed this.
What happened to the music?
Fist part should be like this, but the program I use to render .sfw is really bad at handling anything that isn't a simple (not looping) animation. And it handles audio too as you can hear.
I wanted to fix it but never got around to it.
Does anyone have that Madoka image?
does it go on?
There's something I gotta love about the Canucks and their funny-soundin' accents.
Thumbnail makes it look like it says "anUS" on his shirt
What are these guys called? They seem like a comfy group of friends to listen to in the background.
I don't understand the meaning behind any of it but I like it.
From what little I understand, it's a mix of terrible Touhou fanworks, mostly centering around a scene where Alice Megatron tried to get flour and eggs at Nazrin's store to make cookies for Marisa, and also elements lifted from Japanese gay porn (kind of like Gachi). There's a lot of hidden deeper lore to it, too, involving the creator and the voice actors or something.