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hey /b/ I'm poor and I want to make some money so I can buy anime blu ray and 4k monitors:
how do I become a real life hitman?
I looked at a bunch of tor websites but they all glow or look like gay indian scam sites, is my onyl chance of becoming one getting involved with some thug nigger gangs or what?
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>>5655 (OP) 
Yes, you'll get involved witha nigger gang then you'll get niggered pretty quick.
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>>5656
I don't want that
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>>5655 (OP) 
Bait but i'll bite.
>I'm poor and I want to make some money 
You start by growing up and getting a job, instead of resorting to niggerhood and killing.
Since most hitmen use firearms, they will surely cost more than a 4k monitor and anime dvds.
Also...
<wants to be irl hitman
<posts about it online
You aren't hitman material, and you will never be. Your thread is no different than an angsty teenager telling how they're going to become mercenaries in the future.
>I looked at a bunch of tor websites
TOR was compromised since day one, you underaged faggot.
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>>5664
>You aren't hitman material, and you will never be. Your thread is no different than an angsty teenager telling how they're going to become mercenaries in the future.
well that was unnecessarily rude
>TOR was compromised since day one
then how do REAL hitmen communicate
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>>5667
>unnecessarily rude
>he wants to be an hitman
OP is too gay, and he's usually a full time faggot.
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>>5668
I've just backtraced your IP and added you to my list of assassination targets, MAXIMUM PRIORITY
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>>5671
Hope you bought an airplane ticket for the other side of this planet you son of a bird, i made tea and cookies so you better hurry up before i start EATING
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>>5667
>well that was unnecessarily rude
<behaving like an emotional faggot over a post talking some sense into (You)
<he wants to be a hitman when he can't take a slight amount of criticism
You won't make it, Neither a mob boss nor a private security company would want to hire your effemate pussy ass niggerfaggot.
Be glad you are at least being made fun of anonymously online for your stupid slide-tier thread.
>then how do REAL hitmen communicate
See the mexican cartel, you colossal fucking retard. Most of the hitmen who work there literally have nothing left to lose, and would kill an entire family (including children) and not give 1/16th of a shit, so as long as they get paid the amount they ask for their services.
>tl:dr
Your post and thread included is the stupidest thing I have wasted my time reading.
You are a fucking retard, wake up from lalaland, and get a job.
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>I want to make some money so I can buy anime blu ray and 4k monitors
Okay thread starting well...
>how do I become a real life hitman?
Point at him and laugh anons.
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>>5672
>no scones
MAXIMUM PRIORITY
>>5698
I don't live in lalaland right? I just want to become a hitman tell me how or fuck off with your anger issues and mexican food channel nonsense!
>>5721
NO!
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>>5723
>I..I don't live in lalaland
<he claims as he wants to be a hitman
0/10 bait, underage b& 
>if you point out my stupidity, then you must be mad
See thumbnail.
Riddle me this, triple faggot.
Do you have access to firearms?
You probably don't since you are both poor and too retarded to get a job.
>>5655 (OP) 
Damn anon, you have people genuinely mad from your bait. 10/10.
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>5745
Nice samefag
>5746
Nice samefag
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>5760
Nice samef... wait, wtf is going on?
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>5763
Nice samefag.
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>>5745
>>5760
>>5763
>>5770
How about you get a real job?
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>>5771
Okay, where?
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>>5771
>Still using noko
>>5772
Majestic 12
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>>5792
How about you get a job at Majestic 12...

In a body bag.
ok but how do I become a hitman
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>>5817
become schoolshoter and start stabbing more chads and staceys as you can until cop taser you.
then you get  free flat and meals for entire life.
problems with your poverty solved.
>>5817
Go to the store and hit a man.
Real advice here: do some dumb shit and then get jailed for a month or two, while in prison make some contacts with some gang, if you can do this then you should be given enough small-time jobs so you can ascend in rank and then be given other more serious tasks.

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