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>I like her looks (she looks like she's 14
WTF
WTF
literally see a doctor or kys
> I love her face, her flat chest, and small butt. 
>She almost looked like a troon to me at first but, I can tell she's 100% authentic and every troon we've had work here were laughed at behind their backs.
AGAIN, see a doctor.

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I don't know either but you're definitely on a time limit. If you don't develop enough chemistry and get contact info within a certain period of time starting with her asking for a Snapchat she will lose interest due to your indecisiveness or thinking you're a pussy. Try to get her number if she talks about social media again or try to interact with her more during hours.

>>229656
>don't know either but you're definitely on a time limit.
I know. 
>>229655
Cuteness will always trump "sexiness" and being a whore.

>>229653 (OP) 
Don't forget to tell us all the grisly details, chum.

>>229658
Don't try (force it) to make her your girlfriend. A psychological trick espoused back in the day was to look a woman in the mouth, not her eyes.

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>>229653 (OP) 
>has a nose piercing which is a plus for me
Cringe.
Yes, I know that you may possibly be referring to just a simple piercing, not a ring like this picture, but it's still cringe.

Oh I didn't bother reading OP enough to see the nose piercing bit. Yeah she's a turbo slut. You'd probably catch a disease just looking at her hole the wrong way.

>>229653 (OP) 
You should have just exchanged phone numbers when she asked for the snapchat (why do burgers use that shitty app?)
Good luck, anon-kun. >We're cheering for you.

Where do you work OP?

>>229653 (OP) 
SPOILER. ALERT. this is a 53 year old man sharing with us what he sees in the throes of delirium tremens!

>>229678
>why do burgers use that shitty app?
I thought it fell out of fashion like Kik.

>>229678
>You should have just exchanged phone numbers when she asked for the snapchat
This. If she were to say no then she obviously isn't interested and you could move on. Your response kind of made it seem like you rejected her politely.

>>229670
>>229671
A ton of women under 25 do this now. It's a degenerate fashion trend but not nearly the indicator of whore-ishness it used to be.

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I'm going to buy a car in the next couple days because I wanna flex. What car/van do you think would impress her? I've been looking at Subaru's because I love them. I'm considering buying a low mileage wrx for <$16,000. I have over double that in the bank and am going to buy it straight up most likely. But really, I want to buy a good quality low mileage car for $10,000-$12,000. What do you guys recommend?
>>229691
Believe whatever you want to believe, but what I say is the truth. This actually happened. I also know for a fact at least 2 others like me but I'm not attracted to them and they are low quality.
>>229698
>Your response kind of made it seem like you rejected her politely.
I'm going to ask her out this week, wish me luck

>>229702
I haven't been in the car market for a while but I think you may struggle to find a car that's good and low-mileage and in your price range; I think you may have to settle for two of the three. Maybe I'm wrong. Subaru is usually decent, and I like Honda and Toyota too. Most of the Jap brands are good. Beware, if you buy a Subaru SUV you may be mistaken for a lesbian.
>I'm going to ask her out this week, wish me luck
Good luck!

>>229702
>Buying a certain car to impress women
DON'T. Just buy a decent car. Women do not give a fuck about cars and wasting money on something you think will be a chick magnet is a fucking stupid idea.
>good quality low mileage car for $10,000-$12,000
Gonna have to narrow it down a bit. Coupe? Sedan? SUV?

>>229704
Any of them really as long as they are in good taste

>>229704
I also do not care for pickup trucks and they are way over priced anyway

>>229704
Also, women do in fact like muscle cars. While cars aren't exactly "chick magnets" doesn't mean women don't like cars too

>>229706
Toyota/Lexus. For low mileage in that price range, go private seller and be prepared to lurk used car websites for months. Thankfully grandmas and grandpas drive Lexus so you can find nice low mile ones if you wait.

>>229709
I'm not lurking for months lol. I'm buying a car in the next couple days and it's going to be something I actually like, even if I have to spend a little more than I would have liked. There is however 0 chance I'm buying anything at sticker price

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>rambling about his lust for random whores with nose piercings
>planning to buy a car just to impress some whore
Is this what passes as genuine content on ZZZchan in 2024? I did not accidentally wind up on Facebook or Reddit, did I?

>>229711
It's not really just to impress moron, I said I was CARLESS and being carless is totally unattractive to women

>>229711
Also what's up with those nigger lips?

>>229711
sleepychan is dead and you're looking at 4um newfags, deal with it.

>>229714
Not a newfag, I've been around for faggotchan (zonzs) attention whoring, the pagan vs christian threads (which were waged for months on end), and for all drama with cakechan and tvchan. I just haven't been posting here much the last few months, let alone lurking.

How much does diet affect behavior? I've been eating nothing but meat before I go to bed in an attempt to kick in ketosis, taking vitamins, and taking 200mg caffeine pills to burn as much calories as possible. I'm trying to limit my calorie intake to 1,000-1,200 a day and so far, I've dropped about 15lbs in a month and a half

>>229715
Being "old" means nothing. You have the 100 year old "veterans" who fought the "nazis" yet they're the root of today's gay Jewish world (by fighting against the good guys a.k.a. the "nazis").

>>229653 (OP) 
Get the pussy, you idiot. Just make the move already.

I am so done with porn and masturbation and haven't masturbated in over a week and I'm not going to go back. How I want to "masturbate" from now on is inside a girls pussy. My thoughts are so much clearer now since stopping and I feel so good about it. I honestly think this might be a contributing factor behind my stoic behavior

>>229719
I'm making my move as soon as I get my car. I am going to even if I'm a collosal failure

I have a grindr hookup later

>>229721
You're not old enough to drive?

15 year olds use zzzchan? Wtf is this?

>>229724
Not all adults can drive and justt because  you can drive doesn't mean you have a license. You could also have a licence and be a terrible driver.

>>229720
Ah yes, an enlightened NPC who developed a fetish for putting his dick in holes that had tens/hundreds of other dicks before, bravo! There are millions of other men sharing your fetish on Facebook, Reddit, real life, etc.

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>>229740
I love anime too but that will never be a replacement for flesh and blood women. Sure, women definitely have their own faults but having someone you and can confide with almost anything on is honestly a beautiful thing. They are our other half and we are incomplete without them

guys i was touching my willy this morning and some nasty sticky white liquid came out!!!

>>229747
>own faults but having someone you
meant to add *love

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>>229748
Hold strong my fella in NAFO, hold strong. Say, have you tried eating this sticky liquid? For science, of course! haha..

>>229747
>but having someone [love] you and can confide with almost anything on is honestly a beautiful thing. They are our other half and we are incomplete without them
This is a trap. Those are beautiful ideals, but unfortunately they don't exist in real life, which is the exact reason we have 2D/escapism, etc. Real women are incapable of those things. You can only have an argument about whether it's just "modern" women, or if women have been like this for all of humanity.

>>229748
it's ok it's just ranch dressing, save it for later and put it in a sandwich

I literally cannot sleep and I'm restless. I can't stop thinking about her bros. I've never felt this way before

>>229764
Give it a few moths until you're both sick of each other.

>>229756
>>229767
Then that makes an argument for him to still do it so he can actually have first-hand experience with that and also prove that love is real.

>>229770
>and also prove that love is real.
Only on the man's side. Women can't love.
And no, I'm not implying support for sodomy.

>>229770
That's just a word. It's only as real as the idea that's attached to it, and that idea has been commercialized and trivialized by kikes in media and entertainment, exaggerated and disgraced by the likes of spics and the other kinds of non-human, to the point that cold descriptions like "a shared interest and concern for each other" are more sincere than the word "love".

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Man, you're in for some disappointment. It will hit you fast and hard. Be prepared.

>>229778
>by the likes of spics and the other kinds of non-human
What do you mean? Are you referring to telenovelas and stuff?

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Forget all this teletubby shit and harden yourself. We're in a state of total war and you're letting pee pee tingles you get from looking at some used-up roastie interfere with that. Range time? Gym time? Self-improvement time? Stop playing Switch and read books on bushcraft

>>229815
I agree that chasing after whores is cringe, but "self-improooooovment" is a cringe meme, and in fact, it's very popular among the roastie-worshiper types (eg. we need to improooove to attract women, brooooos).

>>229815
>We're in a state of total war 
Tell me more about how you're terminally online.
>>229776
>Only on the man's side. Women can't love.
Who gives a shit? As long as you have what you want. Why worry about whether she really truly super duper loves you as long as she makes you happy and you have her. If she doesn't want to be with you then oh well, find another one.

>>229838
>As long as you have what you want
I'm pretty sure that what you want is not her leaving you in 2 years for a "better" man. Which is more or less what is going to happen.
>find another one
Kek. Yes Anon, it's as easy as it sounds......

>>229841
>Which is more or less what is going to happen.
Hey man, some people get a decade or better out of a relationship. I know of several.
>Kek. Yes Anon, it's as easy as it sounds
It unironically is. Quit being a bitch.

>>229843
>Hey man, some people get a decade or better out of a relationship. I know of several.
Survivorship bias. Also there's no guarantees that those relationships are good and faithful, you only see the top of the iceberg.
>It unironically is. Quit being a bitch.
If you're such a giga normalfag chad or whatever and can spontaneously pick up a woman any time you want to, what are you even doing here? Why make this thread (if you're OP)?

>>229848
>Survivorship bias. Also there's no guarantees
Not about guarantees, it's about trying for the sake of attaining a fulfilling or enjoyable experience.
>If you're such a giga normalfag chad what are you even doing here?
I enjoy arguing in my rare spare time. Nothing wrong with that.
>spontaneously pick up a woman any time you want to
No one's that good, but if you found one woman, then chances are you not a terminally ugly incel and can pick up another one if you try.

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>>229820
I call her a roastie and advocate for OP to better himself. My pic is anti-roastie. What are you on about? OP needs to better himself for himself and him alone

>>229838
>Tell me more about how you're terminally online
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO goycattle goes MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO normalfaggot goes MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Pic related, its (You). You aren't a threat to anything, you'll go down easy

>>229850
Sheep don't moo, dumbass.

>>229851
jewish pilpul

>>229861
Kek

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>>229838
>>229843
>>229849
>bro, it doesn't matter if she doesn't love you
>bro, if she dumps you for tyrone just find another woman
>bro, i know people whose relationships lasted A. WHOPPING. DECADE. dude (as if lasting for the rest of one's life isn't the ideal)
>BRO, YOUR AN INCEL, I'M A CHAD WHO CAN PICK ANY WOMAN, FR FR NO CAP
How pathetic can it get? How do these 16 year old Discorders find our website?

>>229899
>i know people whose relationships lasted A. WHOPPING. DECADE. dude
lmao, nice catch

>when you ban the cyborg fagatha and leave the casuals alone because they don't post often enough to out themselves as actual normalfaggots

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>hur dur women aren't capable of love
Well, my own sister literally naming me after her high school crush is counterintuitive of your claim. She even used to take care of me more than my own mom when I was really young, to the point I started calling my own sister "mom" while my mom was either at the bar or partying. Once that started to happen my mom got guilted into taking responsibility for me and taking care of me

>>229919
Caring about family members is different from the "love" in question, which is extended romantic love or however you want to call it. Are you looking for a woman to be your "mommy" or something?

>>229919
>mommy issues schizo contributes nothing of value to thread
nothing new today

>>229921
She was so in love with her high school crush that she named me after him. I don't get what's not to understand.
>>229923
Not a schizo and I am the one who made this thread

>>229923
I also learned that I used to call my sister mom about 2 years ago. I wasn't even aware of anyvof this until that point

>>229919
Don't argue with people who will never pass on their genes about women and have been inundated for a decade with constant reassurance that all women are evil, not that I don't "hate" the majority of women too.

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>>229815
Forget all this teletubby shit and harden yourself. We're in a state of total war and you're letting pee pee tingles you get from looking at some used-up roastie interfere with that. Range time? Gym time? Self-improvement time? Stop playing Switch and read books on bushcraft
This man is so happy and laughing at OP for helping him, look at how manically happy he is laughing, by keeping yourself busy in the cattle farm and encourage others to be trapped for the culling you are doing more than your part to help their plans.
OP should of given er the big D on day one and move on, not engage in closet faggotry.
You both all die in the great reset eating bugs and owning nothing because you did not prepare for it, shame on you for this faggotry.

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>>229926
>She was so in love with her high school crush that she named me after him. I don't get what's not to understand.
Your little anecdote is too vague and lacking in context, but just saying, that's voided if she ever fell for another man.
No dubious anecdotes will change the nature of the Vagina Jew, but alas, you'll keep thinking those are just "terminally online" "incel" lies or whatever and keep deluding yourself until you realize the harsh truth from first hand experience.

>>229938
>people who will never pass on their genes
If "passing genes" is so good and special, why do all niggers and other non-Whites have 20 children? Not trying to spread an anti-natalist view, but just saying, there's nothing special or noble about reproduction. And you don't even need to have a fake relationship to have children, you can hire surrogate mothers, etc.

>>229943
It's suicide in a way, all of your memes and genes will not pass down to a new generation and it also means you're so repulsive nobody wants to make a family with you for free. Not trying sound like a normalfag, but just saying, this argument doesn't matter when the other party has no stake in the future.

>>229947
When you die you're going to be dead regardless of whether you leave legacy in this world or not. Even if you go by some weird philosophical metaphorical definition of "being alive" as "being remembered" or whatever, will anyone remember the random nig #428967 who had 20 children 100 years ago? The only people who are truly "alive" by that definition are historical figures and the "great" inventors and philosophers and whatever. And yet, many of them didn't have offspring.

>>229950
Dying after having children is not so different from old cells in the body being replaced by new ones. Random nig #428967's will and genes are still propagated while great men who do not reproduce are reduced to nothing more than case studies for other people with their own wills and genes.

>>229950
Where did I say anything about being remembered? It's about what traits will continue on. And yes you could also become a noted figure of history too and have your own children in a way by the work you leave behind but it's nothing more than ideas and morals, not their personality and temperament and intelligence. The core of my point in the initial post was that it's meaningless to argue with people who have no stake in the future and don't want to, the argument ends when their bloodline ends.

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>>229950
Everything that goes on in someones life, things they've done, decisions they've made, or any sort of development alters their genes for better or for worse and then they pass that on to their children.
>The only people who are truly "alive" by that definition are historical figures and the "great" inventors and philosophers and whatever.
Their parents who might not have been as great as them still had to give birth to them, and nurture them.
>And yet, many of them didn't have offspring.
It's a shame, but it's also to be expected when you're too busy doing more important shit. They could still have children with a younger woman when they're old and accomplished everything they set out to do.

>>229955
>They could still have children with a younger woman when they're old and accomplished everything they set out to do.
We have enough far left extremist elites as it is.

Americans love tyranny because Americans have never read a history book.

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>>229956
That's not who I'm saying should have kids, and if those kinds of people are procreating in the dozens, then the solution would be to have children to balance it out.
>>229957
Please elaborate.

>>229958
Leftism is caused by mutational load, if rightist elites have children late in life they will create leftist elites.

>>229958
Don't take the red herring and tumble this debate into something larger than it has to be. This is between those who have a chance of having kids and those who won't.

>>229953
>And yes you could also become a noted figure of history too and have your own children in a way by the work you leave behind but it's nothing more than ideas and morals, not their personality and temperament and intelligence.
Also if you have enough actual children later on, they could continue the work you've done, be mentored directly by the person who devised the work, and have a motivation to progress the work you've done more than some random kike in a ((( university ))) ever would.
>>229959
How does that work? I'm willing to believe you if you can back that up.
>>229960
Everyone has a chance at having kids and it's up to them whether they want to follow through or not for whatever reasons they have.

>>229961
When women (and men to a far lesser extent) breed when they get older (mid-30s and beyond, even late 20s and early 30s) their will be more mental and physical defects in their offspring. Autism (whose main cause is now vaccines) is essentially a propaganda-made bioweapon to turn children into offputting creeps with broken one-track minds who are incapable of acting human, all because a woman put her career first.
>Everyone has a chance at having kids
There is a 0% chance or way when you don't try to court a girl.

>>229961
Bronski has wrote extensively on this. https://openpsych.net/paper/75/ is a nice introduction.
>>229962
Maternal age only matters one fourth as much as paternal age. https://www.nature.com/articles/nature24018

>>229962
>>229963
Then I guess it's a good idea for most people (white) to have have as many children as they can early on and raise them well so that maybe one of them can be the next Henry Ford. Come to think of it this is exactly how it went down in the past, and this kind of thinking needs to be brought back.
>0% chance or way when you don't try to court a girl
That's a decision, it's not left up to chance.

>>229951
>Dying after having children is not so different from old cells in the body being replaced by new ones.
That's a bizarre leap in logic. Your offspring are completely separate entities from you, only sharing some genes. They're not some tumors in your body, and they don't share one mind and consciousness with you either (although arguing about "consciousness" is pointless).
Say, would you also argue that you can "become immortal" by making an AI that's a perfect replica of you, or whatever?

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>>229967
I'd say that the unique kind of consciousness a person has is embedded into their biological genetic profile, and when they have offspring their consciousness will be a duplicate instance of that parent's consciousness until their offspring start to think for themselves and develop their own consciousness evolved from their parent's.
>would you also argue that you can "become immortal" by making an AI that's a perfect replica of you
No that's gay.
t. bullshitter who played pic related

Wow the state of this thread is probably exactly why I don't go to this place that much anymore lol.

>>229974
Why?

>>229975
Derrailment and jealously rationalizing itself as rational.

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>>229940
Yes, practicing with guns and deadlifting surely helps klaus schwab. This is a sane, logical conclusion to make. You certainly don't need Haldol injections in your ass cheek. You are a rational individual that provided value to this thread. PLEASE keep posting

>>229976
It's unreal. They simultaneously claim to hate women and make a big deal about how awful it is not having one or how devastating it would be if they were rejected/dumped by one.
Almost like they deserve their loneliness or something

Why worry about the opinions of mentally retarded antisocial nigger-brained subhumans who project their own inherent subhumanity onto others, especially women? It is only by the merciful hand of God that they aren't dragged out from their basements to be tortured to death like the mutant rats they are.

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>>230016
>They simultaneously claim to hate women and make a big deal about how awful it is not having one or how devastating it would be if they were rejected/dumped by one.
Whoa, maybe we hate women because they're notorious for dumping men for stupid reasons (among other issues)? Just warning, 2000 IQ thinking here.

>>230017
>It is only by the merciful hand of God that they aren't dragged out from their basements to be tortured to death
<Christcuck
<gets turned on by cruel sadistic fantasies
Like pottery.

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>>230017
Except the woman I'm attracted to is definitely not a christian. One night she said 
>I'm not here to hate gay men I'm only here to encourage it
I think she might have just let it slip that she watches gay porn. Of course it was said in a joking manner but I'm not so sure it was all just a joke. She's even said she liked undertale and the whole reason I bought it was because of her. So far it's a unique fun game but I think it's obvious it's not geared towards straight men.

>>229815
I've been working out, dieting with keto, and playing video games

<"looks 14 but thought  was trans"
>op wants to fuck a slutty hs fag boy 
Op the fag strikes again!
>>229698
>women are not whores as much as they used to be

Posting in normalfag thread I guess.

>>230044
I literally thought she was trans because of her figure you idiot. Her hip to shoulder ratio, voice, and face tell me otherwise

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>>230038
Do you know why I hate Undertale? Because it's the best game ever made. The graphics look like they were drawn by a 4 year old, with the talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime. Which is what I would have said if I liked the graphics, which I do not.

>>230049
Is the game really that good?

>>230054
Not him but the game is only good due to three reasons:
>Earthbound fans think they're deep 
>at first glance homebrew you'd figure means freeware like cavestory....was
>your gay peers like it so you end up copyright infringing it

>>230016
tits or gtfo

>>229919
>my own sister nicknamed me her high school crush
She wants the dick clearly.

>>230063
Not nicknamed, actually named as in my real name

>>230054
I don't know, I was joking.

>>230054
it's mediocre but the sound track is pretty good   play real jrpgs from 20-40 years ago instead

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>>230038
She's a fujoshit. Sorry, the brainrot is terminal.

>>230054
As the other anon says the only good part is the music. The gameplay is shallow. The characters are tumblr furry shit if you're into that. The game's main gimmick is it pushing its irrational pacifist hippie propaganda onto you. And it has other woke propaganda. It even has ironic weeb elements.
There are rumors that something shady was going on with game journalists and they astroturfed the game into popularity or something like that, but that doesn't affect the actual game, so whatever.

>>230083
She might actually be a furry too. Whenever we play Mario kart she always picks fursuit mario
>>230081
Why would I or you care if the woman you like enjoys watching homosexual sex? It's not like it effects you

>>230085
>Why would I or you care if the woman you like enjoys watching homosexual sex? It's not like it effects you
Roastie worshipers in 2024, everyone. Worse, they are here on ZZZchan pretending to be organic Anons.

>>230085
>Anon mistakes ugly bitch woman for a tranny when first meeting
>Uggo tranny has nose piercing
>Uggo tranny likes Jewtendo
>Uggo tranny likes watching men smearing shit on their dick and encourages it
>Uggo tranny is a furfag
<I just want to fuck her cute childlike ass and flatchest

You are literally retarded. Do not reproduce, do not procreate, do not inseminate, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars

>>230087
>nose piercing
depends on what the piercing is.
>liking nintendo
I cannot think of any women who don't.
the only really bad thing is shes possibly a furfag if not that just means you can get her to dress up freaky.

>>230086
Not a roastie worshipper lol.
>>230087
Nintendo is good, homosexuality is ok, dressing up in fursuits is ok, nose piercings (tastefully done) is ok, and she isn't ugly nor a tranny
>do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars
Not only am I going to do that, I'm also going to land on Boardwalk

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>>230094
>j-just let the jews monopolize everything bro!
Spoken like a true christkike

>>230096
What the fuck are you even insinuating?

>>230099
I thought you were insinuating the boardwalk reference and claiming I'm jewish because of it

>>230100
No, you're a jew because of literally everything else
Vid related, it's your girl's future

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>>230104
The third reich had furries too. Wanna know why that isn't happening to her? Because you and people like you aren't breeding. I have a plan for jews and it doesn't involve retarded shit like you just posted. Warfare won't do it, persecution won't do it, so really there's only one realistic option here but your primitive brain can't see it

>>230111
What's your favorite kind of breakfast cereal?

>>230114
I don't eat breakfast cereal anymore because I'm on a keto diet but I would have to say either honeycomb cereal or smores cereal

>>230104
>Vid related
Context? Why did he shoot her so many times? I think she was dead after the 10th shot.

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>>230093
>death via AIDs infested nigger dick is okay
>death from dying on horse cock is le okay

>>230116
Non-whites are very violent. They had to be because whites made better weapons. His genes thinks it's a clubbing. That many club swings may be required to kill an enemy in ancient times and we all have our ancient genes still as it takes FOREVER to evolve when you're an animal without intelligent design to help you out.

>>229947
>it means you're so replus--
*sigh* because men cannot have standards. Another day that the incel meme strikes the Interweb.

>>229658
>implying she's not a 'whore'/slut when she's got a face piercing, phone app addiction, and makes the first move(s) 
If a woman is attractive, such as being thin, of which this girl is, she's been mega-fucked. Best case scenario she wants a child support check now that she has the baby fever if she is old enough to be having it.

>>230116
>her
You have already lost the war

>>230184
the war that lives in your mind

>>230165
She's not actually that conventionally attractive, she'd probably be considered a 6.5/10. I think she's pretty but others won't. I still like her a lot though

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This is basically the womans figure in question except she has more of a 6.5/10 face. But she doesn't have any blemishes despite not wearing makeup and with straight, brown hair more like the image I posted in the op

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>>230200
>he does not know that ugly-hot is a thing in pornogrphy/modeling

I am here to inform you that white, thin, young women,  are all tens by default... 99 percent of the time anyway. If she's a burn victim or some shit then that's the 1 percent. She's a ten. 
*page refreshed*
>>230203
Image related is less than a ten. Yours is a ten. Trust me. Image related is a 6.5 face.

>>230204
Your picrel looks like every woman I've ever seen with a pajeet or mexican boyfriend and it's making me laugh.
>>230165
>Best case scenario she wants a child support check now that she has the baby fever 
Baby fever is a real thing but she could very well still want the father to stay in the picture. Wanting a family isn't evil.

Holy fuck this entire thread is niggers speculating how one guy's crush is definitely a whore because she has the audacity to exist. This place is such an amusing schizo trashfire.

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>>230223
It isn’t the entire thread though.

>>230223
Lost your way to reddit?

>>230242
>a redditor saying nigger
That would never happen.

>>230220
for consent to be valid it must be informed and voluntary

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>>230223
If she breathes, she's a thot

>>230247
Reddit was originally a free speech forum.

>>230223
crabs gonna crab
they cant bear seeing a guy with a shot at happiness, they have to shoot him down in hopes of making him give up like the rest of them

>>230286
You didn't actually read through the thread.

Figure it out for yourself. Tired of people not being able to do things without needing their hand held.

>>230286
Investing everything in a whore while getting nothing in return (other than conditionally fucking a hole used by dozens of other men) before being dumped is not what I would call happiness, is it?

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Ideally you should be getting in touch with the girls you've grown up with while you still can. She's out there anon, waiting for you.

>>230300
I didn't grow up with any girls, or boys for that matter, I was always alone, even as a child and every friend I've made quickly disappeared from my life and I never heard from them since. The only people I still sorta keep in contact with are a few guys from high school and even then I don't think I can consider them real friends considering how they hardly give a shit.

>>230300
I was dragged away from my childhood friends by my faggot parents. Not like it matters because I tried contacting them during high school and they were already whores.

>>230203
Reminder people would not like a woman that looks like this because of 2d

>>230327
Uh, in English, please?

>>230223
Nothing irritates troons on imageboards more than real heterosexual expression because they themselves likely don't practice the act the same way when interacting with other men off-site or when they try to be cute when posting anime girls. If you want to fit in, you gotta get wizzie with it and spread your asshole and tell the normalfags to go away with their normal-having sexuality. Easier to keep the mask on and claim no-homo if that is done.

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>>230396
>if you're not a roastie worshiper you're a gay tranny because... the voices in my head told me so?
Nice one, chan-mining rabbi.

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>>230400
Say you like Fedsmoker videos or we can't be freegurls on the land anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaaa say you like meth say you spin say you tweak say it say it say it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa putting these chomos on NOTICE

>>230400
Crayon eater doing the predictable thing in being on top to deny plausibility this seriously (emotionally) 
>roastie
Not everyone is your mom. Maybe go slap her around and call her a whore for making you disadvantaged.

>>230296
No, but child support is!

>>230396
>if you dont like used up roasties ur a tranny
XD

>>230286
I guess. Although I am not sure what any man expects if he asks a bunch of bitter sadsacks advice on anything.

>>230081
Women watch gay porn because they think it's more authentic

>>230430
>defending men fucking with each others' rectums and calling it "authentic" just to defend some degenerate whore

Just today during lunch when I was giving away candy I got as gifts (because I'm keto) we got up close and personal and locked eyes and she figured out the target of my gifting was her. I think she definitely knows I like her, I'm just not sure it's mutual she's giving me mixed signals.
>>230432
Well I'm degenerate too so don't care lol and she's not a whore.

>>230421
really nice reiteration of conflating guys and girls liking each other into having one really low bar, because you totally dont have that yourself or was having a defensive reaction to a post against faggots being faggots

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>>230396
>when they try to be cute when posting anime girls
Pray tell, do you identify as a dog when you post a dog reaction image, for instance?

>>230438
>Well I'm degenerate too
Based! Did you know that there are many safe spaces for us degenerate xisters such as Tik··· or Disc···?

>>230449
i dont get what the dumbass in the pic is going on about
im a straight white male and a hot blonde bitch with massive tits will always be my aesthetic
esp if said massive tits are on my face/penis

>>230449
I don't post any images or find it interesting to do, especially if I know I'll lose interest and already rarely posting.

>some autistic dude posts his typical retarded conundrum about failing to take hold of his waifu
>sudddenly 5000 replies  on a board that usually has 1pph

>>230467
>wigger
Ignorinig that but:
'Whites' (Europoid is correct) get triggered by such things due to not being a bastard race. We instinctively need our other half BUT we know it's also not possible sooooo.....rather than nig.exe we alter our daemons until we get a kernel panic, arguing as to what to do about it like an actual intelligent breed of man would. Nig.exe says such things as "muh dick" and "don't hate the player hate the game" without even putting any thought into it. Eventually you'll delete system32 upon realizing that paying all that child support is not worth the 15 minutes of happy you got, even if that is 5 times what whitey would get out of it it's still not worth 18 years of servitude. Then again nigger.exe says 'be okay with being in prison' because bastards can't control their behavior anyway they just get okay with being that barbaric that all they needed was to punch someone, choke them, etc, and they're fine even in prison, hence nignogs being 6 percent of the US population and half of it's incarceration population. Also, probably like 90 percent of max sercurity prison population while being the 6 percent, so yeah.... those   Etheopi*ds are not admirable. Don't pretend that they are. 

Mongoloid decent is interesting in contrast but they're pussy in comarison to what you call whites so don't start up with thtat. The rest are literally not relevant. 

Also, why wigger? A wigger would be the one that is pretending to be a bastard race? In what way is this thread talking about 'that thick ass" and shit? It's not wigger tier you negrolicious cunt. What thread do you want bumped?

>>230454
People online, including imageboards, have been freaking out over something that goes back to Greece: Identity crisis. They're more annoying than the people actually labeling themselves at this point. He does not know how to pick battles at this point, the image person whining. We went from horoscopes telling people, the stars, who was gonna be who so as to seperate people from incompatible personality types, to having over9k genders whilea t the same time guys like having female avatars (in realtiy female reaction image just means you dont' want to stare at some ugly man mostly).

>>229702
>what car/van do you think would impress 
>what car/van
>van
<I'm an imageboard schizoid that likes a girl that looks like a 14 year old boy, should I get a cargo van?

>>230470
to be fair anime designs for guys are usually worse and simply don't have much variety
anime girls are just better for reaction images

>>230474
tl;dr: I concur 

Yes, and staring at a stoic guy all day woul be lame. In actual nippon guys with colored hair were said to be in gangs so only the women got away with being themselves. Now guys are what, half virgin over there? You could write a book about it, why there is only artistic freedom with the female characters. A man cannot eat ice cream, in Ranma 1/2 they have him only eating it when in female form due to how touchy they are about gender roles. Wishy washy rather, as tons of old anime gender bent so a guy could feel female when young or  a female could feel male when old, but that's whatever becuase I'm just saying that I concur. It could literally be that women have a life and so men sit there drawing a lot over there and most are not gay even if they did wish they were women, so they draw females all the live long day.....

Identity politics is lame regardless because people can't handle this shit because their survival instincts freak out thinking their going to be invaded if they don't act properly to the point of hating on myer's briggs when it did nothing wrong. Lots of things people hate did nothing wrong, but listeng them all, esp in regards to sexuality, could literaly trigger a ban at this point in our  whiney society. One I could list are guys trying to get a virgin gf so she won't leave him (and his dick will be big enough, etc).... at what age do women lose their v-card again? 15ish? And so anime girls are how old again....? If you really love something wouldn't you want to be it....? But yeah, can't talk too much about any of this because people can't handle it. Too thin skinned due to censorship online in all corners of active communities. Even the jaded got corrupt and 'picked a side' politically *cringe* like a retard and thus don't want to think about such things when it's not about politics at all, the human condition is more complex than some kike's plans for the goyim to fall in line as an army.

*they're/they are going to be invaded
*etc

>>230474
>>230476
Male anime character designs are lamer or more "generic" because:
1. It helps with self-inserting
2. The focus for the audience are the female characters
In anime aimed at women, it's the opposite, you have cooler guys and lame females.
Also, the reason why >we post anime girl pictures instead of males is because obviously we are attracted to girls and find them cuter.

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She just asked if I wanted to hang out on lunch and I said yes. She came from all the way from the other side of the factory I work at to ask me too

>>230622
She may be using you for a free lunch.

>>230628
even if she's using him anon most likely needs any socialization he can get

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So we played Switch Monopoly I beat her when she had a strong lead (she had 3x as many properties). Afterwords when I was alone she came up to me and asked for my number, later I asked her if she wanted to go on a date and she said YES. She said I looked pretty and I told her she looked pretty too. When I was brainstorming with her where to go, she said my place would be fine. She also said she never went on a date before. Is this real? Did I just get isekia'd to another realm? I honestly think she's absolutely beautiful and has the most beautiful brown eyes I've ever seen (even though I always thought blue/green were better, shows what I know), I take it back that she's just a 6.5/10 she's much higher, more like an 8/10. She asked how old I was and told her I was 27 and I quickly asked her back how old she was and she said 20.

You know what else? Don't believe anything I just said because I can hardly believe it myself

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>>230637
>>230638
Do you think someone would do this? Go on the internet and tell lies?

>>230641
Don't care if you don't believe I can hardly believe it myself. I mean, what a fucking ride. All those years without love and I've finally found someone I like. She's a bit socially awkward (she even has APD) but damn is she so damn cute. If I had to guess she isn't comfortable in crowds and her APD doesn't help. I just feel like I can tell her anything and I think she feels the same way about me

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>>230637
Just remember to be yourself.

>>230654
That's what I have been doing. I feel much different as a person with keto, abstaining feom porn, and meeting this girl

How the fuck could a cute girl like mine slip through the nets? Zoomer men must be absolutely fucking crazy porn addicts.

>>230628
Jokes on you we didn't eat anything for lunch

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I think she might be the girl to make a pair bond with. She seems head over heels for me and I feel exactly the same way about her

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I await the breakup thread/comment to be honest.

why are there so many failed normalfags on /b/

>>230768
could always just stick to wizchan /b/ for its esteemed practice of caring about those that are virgins and abnormal

>>230769
or you could leave back to faceberg/4cuck

>>230770
more interesting to see you complain and choose to be in a place not meeting your expectations

>>230686
>abstaining feom porn, and meeting this girl
I, too, went hard nofap when I started dating my first gf. Bad idea.

>>230773
Why?

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So, we had a conversation and she showed me her only tattoo today (it's a tattoo of a tree) and she asked me if I had any. I said no. She then asked me would I be willing to get tattoos? I said as long as they looked good. She also asked me about piercings and if I had any. I said no because I thought they wouldn't look good on me. She thought I would, specifically ear piercings. This might be the start of my tattooed piercing degenarcy lol

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>>230781
>yeah, this gay porn-watching social media-using tranny-looking degenerate furry whore also has permanent scribbles on her body... and I will make some permanent scribbles on my body and pierce it too to impress her! I'll become a degenerate for her!
Holy shit, you can't make this up. OP is genuinely a double digit IQ normalfag from Facebook with zero reasoning capabilities or self-respect.

>>230790
Watch his dumb ass get dumped in a few months with a permanent image on his body and piercing holes in various body parts
Bonus points if he gets a "Prince Albert"-type piercing

>>230790
I do have self respect and while I am not a furry, I think Japanese furry is undeniably cute. I want to dress up for my woman, the same way she wants to dress up for me. I think I'll definitely get ear piercings because I'm curious if they'd look good on me. 
>>230795
>unironically thinking I would ever do that 
lol

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>>230800
>I want to dress up for my woman, the same way she wants to dress up for me
"Dressing" and "injecting permanent scribbles into your skin" are two veeeeeery different things, Mr. Mongoloid

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>>230809
I know there is a difference but I am going to 100% make sure that I'll like it, even in old age. Something like this I'm sure I'd like forever. It's also worthy to note that I'm never going to be tatted up like some circus freak

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A tattoo like this would be perfect too

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>>230830
Things like triskelions, vegvisirs etc can, and probably will, be interpreted as nazi symbolism.
>It's also worthy to note that I'm never going to be tatted up like some circus freak
You're already a circus freak for even considering it.

>>230781
>>230828
I don't give two shits if you get piercings or tats, but don't do it because for a girl. That's peak retard behavior. Only get one because it holds true meaning to you.

>>230833
The symbols have no relation to national socialism and came before it

>>230834
Well the thing is I don't really have a fashion sense. I think dressing up for her would be fun

>>230836
I'm sure you're right, but normalfags won't care.

>>230838
She's not a normalfag. You people have been calling her a degenerate pretty much the entire time

>>230840
No offense, but you should've expected that response considering where you are.

>>230840
>She's not a normalfag.
You're drunk on a brain chemical soup and you're making all kinds of justifications for her shitty behavior as well as your own shitty behavior that you think is going to woo her and make her like you more.
>You people have been calling her a degenerate pretty much the entire time
Because noone else is interested in her and can thus judge her with a clear mind.

>>230845
I have a clearer mind than you mr masturbator, carb eating, microplastic consuming, tulpa having, schizo

>>230801
This is honestly true. Studies have been done on this and women like to change their partners appearance

Do not let yourself become enamored enough to believe she is the one or that she is loyal. Girls are fickle. Just treat this more as a friendship and play around carefully. Doing stuff like tats is just her trying to make adjustments to yourself without even caring about your previous appearance. So just bail if she is pushing to want any amount of control over you. Unless you're into that, I have no comment.

>>230840
You are a normalfag and so is she, you clearly don't know the first thing about being a normalfag is to be in a relationship

>>230847
why do you list a bunch of schizo shit then end your sentence calling someone a schizo

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>>230879
Nice, what Discord server did you find this meme in?

>>230906
your faggot dad's

Glad you went for it, OP, and happy to hear she said yes. I'm cheering for you. Good luck!

>>230910
fag

>>230910
Thanks, that means a lot.
>>230868
>You are a normalfag and so is she
>you clearly don't know the first thing about being a normalfag

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So apparently my gf first played Undertale when she was 12 years old. So that would mean she's been a furry since childhood

I think all the christcucks itt can take the L, lol. I was one of the main antagonists in the christcuck vs pagan threads btw

Hey christcucks, how does it feel that you will never pass on your ideals to children you will never have?

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just go for it OP
27 years is one hell of a long time to go without pussy, so we can understand if you do retarded shit for the sake of it
its your first relationship so itll prolly crash and burn and youll prolly regret all the dumb shit you did for love
but since youre already fucked either way, take the chance to live a little
get cringe tattoos, pierce your cock and balls, have unprotected sex and get some permanent disease
i guarantee youre gonna regret not going all in when you had the chance much harder than all of that

>>230933
Pretty sure she's a virgin because she's never been on a date before

>>230934
Not readin' the whole thread, nor are that anon, but hooking up is a thing when you do not date. She's got a nose peircing after all. Get real. 
>>230933
>posts shit anime character (the anime was shit, bomb urself)
>does not even bring up child support

>>230935
She literally looks like a child so I really doubt she hooked up with anyone

>>230936
People date who they're proud to be seen with. That's not the same thing as simply fucking/hooking.

>>230938
Ask yourself do you think most people would risk hooking up with someone who could be underage?

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>>230939
lol, lmao

>>230940
What's the context of that image?

>>230942
Age of consent by country

>>230943
And they are going to risk jail time and a permanent record that will haunt them for the rest of their lives? If she looks 14 now, imagine what she looked like when she was 16

My work buddy also said she looked underage, so I'm most certainly not the only one who thinks so

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>>230939
Ask yourself what the average age normalfags lost their virginity is and you'll have an answer to that question. My father could orgasm semen by age 8, his mother fucked by age 13 and got married by age 15, and by age 16 I was shoving fist sized objects up my ass. My mother was fucked by her own brother by like age 11-18. People do what they want, law does not effect this. If it did we would not have all those drug addicts and people speeding and getting into fist fights and all of that. Everyone breaks the law to the point of an apparent need to go five miles per hour past the speed limit and you ask yourself would someone have sex if illegal?  If it's naughty that makes it more appealing generally, the forbidden fruit effect. Child features in adults is what makes women look female to begin with. Neoteny they call it. If a woman were to be more masculine and old looking and tall she's be less likely to have had sex, not more likely, as she'd look less submissive, less easy to control, etc. 

The last near gf I had was some 25 year old that was five foot nothing tiny cute thing with freckles. She has two kids and was fucking by age 13. Think about that and keep in mind that no charges stuck in regards to her being v-card devoid since 13 because the guy was an adult. She broke up with me before we even got to have sex as I was not 'as interested in her children as much as I was her". 

>>230945
A man not having sex with a virgin haunts them for the rest of their lives. It's why we are 'here'. We did not have sex in HS and men are supposed to 'level up'. Do you think my father waited when he could cum by age 8? He orgasmed when the preachers fucked him up the ass when he was 10ish and was fucking 13 year olds when he was 16ish. The cops found out and did nothing, knowing back then what women were and what men were. Now days you won't be 16 because men are all this strange soilent meme and due to the delay you'll be an ebil sociopath in their eyes to the point that this very conversation is going to get us all banned IP's despite being on such an edgy site. 

Eternal reminder that the aoc was 10 in 37 US states in the 1880s and that it was 7 in Delware up until the 1960s. Back then marriages lasted also, perhaps because getting pumped and dumped while being told to wait to be married until after college is a bad idea.

>>230949
Their are women that exist in their early 20s who are virgins whether or not you want ro believe it and fictitious tales aside

>>230951
I actually knew a 21 year old vrigin that was hanging around a 15 year old thot as a bestie. She would give her alcohol and such and the 15 year old would randomly suck people's dick for booze when she did not. If you'd like to hear more stories of reality rather than what the news media taught you I'll be right the fuck here kiddo. Why was the 21 year old a virgin? She was homeschooled and had seizures so much she had brown teeth from falling on her face, blood was in them or something like that. She had an extra lobe on her brain and was raised on a military base before hs age. I liked her but she did not like me, this 21 year old. The 15 year old liked me just fine though. It was then, back when I was 23, more than ten years ago, that it finally sunk in what kind of society I had to deal with. It thrives on drama. Without it, from the Christfag perspective,  the anti-christ must have made world peace and we were left behind during the beam up phase of the end of days. this makes the remaining christfags, or supposedly remaniing, freak out and preach real hard any time we have nice things so as to try to get into heaven. It's like the books 'left behind'. That is how we are. We hate peace. It is not in our culture nor in our blood. Jesus came to make not peace but war, the good book says. No one cared about the aoc until niggers invaded and pumped and dumped before marriage, one could take note of that of all things. The holy hymen was to be protected by the aoc, that was the point, concent to marry. 

About the 21/15 year old, I met her/them at a universalist church. I was trying to find people that were different. It did not work. They are all the same, and when not it's because you have an extra lobe on your brian, brown teeth, and have no sexuality due to being stunted as a woman due to having never gone to HS. And oh yeah, this 21 year old had no ass/boobs and called herself 'pretty'. Example:
I'm pretty smart for a pretty chick" in regards to computers. Her fav game was Earthbound and was playing it on an emulator. But most importantly, she was neet, the 21 year old. She donated plasma for money, as did I, and even baby sat.... wherein she got raped up the ass after taking her anti-seizure meds. The charges, naturally were dropped, upon the wigger explaiming to the judge "she was all over my dick".

>>230953
Lmao just lmao. I cannot believe you expect us to believe the shit you typed out

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>>230954
You can believe whatever you want, but only if everyone says it rather than just one honest guy saying it. It's called a narrative. My post is not your society's  narrative so of course you figure it's a lie.

>>230956
They are bullshit anecdotes, not an anecdote. You really expect me to believe a judge dismissed a case because the defendant said she was all over her dick? You liars really make me laugh. You're either motivated by jealousy or by hating women just because they are women to make this shit up

>>230958
>not an anecdote
not a *narrative

>>230949
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>>230956
kys fagatha

>>230958
Deniall is the first stage of grief.  To be fair... one could assume my mother, father, and the 21 year old all lied to me. Then again I have too many experiences of such things to not believe it. Why assume OP is tellling the truth to begin with? You opened the door. 

When I was 17-20, I went to a Babtist church wherein a girl, 13 year old ugly thing in an adult's getup, was trying to have sex with adults all over the place due to apparent boredom. She was said to have had a dildo in her purse by age eleven and let it fall out in front of the members one time. She had her mother's heels on and makeup and such, it was really cringey, but that's how it is in the sticks. But why would people surrounded by coks in the city be any different? The difference is honesty, and less arrests, whereas a city slicker has a closet full of lies he keeps himself safe with. 

One time she hid in my roomies trunk to try to go home with him. He told me she wanted the dick, said "can't we just try it" but he rejected her. I asked her once how I looked while in a trench coat and she said 'like a monster". This makes me laugh to this day. 
>>230963
Don't open the door and I won't walk through it.

>>230930
Since Undertale released in 2015 that means she's not older than 21. At least there's this one redeeming point to your degenerate whore, OP...

>>230933
>get cringe tattoos, pierce your cock and balls, have unprotected sex and get some permanent disease
>i guarantee youre gonna regret not going all in when you had the chance much harder than all of that
That's just called being an impulsive self-destructive nigger that can't plan for the future.

>>230970
She may be a wierdo, but she most certainly is not a whore. They say eyes are the window to the soul and when I stare into them I can just tell she's not

I've been told I was wierd ever since I was a child so honestly I like that she's wierd. At least she's not some generic whore trying to make me her sugar daddy

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I once had a shot with the prettiest girl in my grade when I was in middle school. I was going to end up being the rebound guy because the guy she was dating cheated on her with her own sister. Back then, I regretted not pulling the trigger on it. Anyway, our class was on a field trip at a water park while I was sitting on a bench alone when she suddenly sat next to me crying and talking about it. I could have consoled her and made her my gf but for some reason I just sat there in silence. A month later, she got back with him. The very definition of a broken bird and I am so happy I didn't ruin my innocence by going out with her

>>230769
Why do subhuman normalniggers HAVE to go into niche imageboards to try and use social shaming on anons? We need a final solution for the normalnigger question.

>>230840
You are a spiritual NIGGER, normalnigger.

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>>230983
>I was sitting on a bench alone when she suddenly sat next to me crying and talking about it. I could have consoled her and made her my gf but for some reason I just sat there in silence.

>>230790
>yeah, this gay porn-watching social media-using tranny-looking degenerate furry whore
Also forgot to say but this is the most hilarious string of words I've seen in a long time, you make me laugh

>>230970
She's told me she is 20

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My girlfriend said she's attracted to bi guys and that every woman she knows is attracted to bi men the most

>>231002
Low class people are attracted to low class traits, many such cases.

>>231002
Your girlfriend is a faggot

>>231011
That's rich coming from someone who touches himself every night and proclaims not being a faggot

>>231015
You used to be cum in your dad's balls.

>>231002
I do not understand this. Do they say this so they can sort out fags trying to feel eachother up in an attempt to seem more attractive to women out of the dating pool, do they actually mean what they say or are they just fujoshits?

>>231019
Apparently just under 50% of women watch gay porn so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say she was saying the truth

>>231020
For young women I mean

>>231017
And? You touch male genitals for pleasure and watch other men fuck women, absolute cuckoldry

>>231023
You used to be cum in your dads balls, shut the fuck up faggot.

>>231036
Is that what you say when you take dick from other men?

>>231023
>touch male genitals
Are you a commie with no sense of "self"?
Those are my own genitals. That's very different from some random man's genitals. There's a lot of things that you do with your own body that would be gay to do to another man.
>watch other men fuck women
For 3DPD slop, POV porn or softcore porn. And if you're a 2Dbro, that's not a problem because you self-insert.

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I'm honestly gladder than ever that I waited this long to finally find a girl I liked. The best thing about it is that the attraction is mutual. We kept running into each other constantly before I asked her out. God I love this woman. If their is a god over this world, thank you for bringing her to me. If we end up married with kids I'm going to make sure they are all go getters (including the women) and are assertive to the people they want to date. Like, they don't have to ask them out directly just make it obvious

>>231059
Your children will be communists.

>>231059
Please make a breakup thread if it doesn't work out.

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>>231060
he was likely going to be forced to place them in the public school system. and if he's brown the game is rigged from the start.
>>231061
he's going to marry this woman.

>>231060
They won't be lol. I'm sure she'll listen to me because I definitely don't advocate for violence unless absolutely necessary unlike some of the wiggers that post here and I have an actual decent plan for my children but it will always be their own choice and I will never force anything upon them. They will have a choice of what they want to do
>>231064
That's probably the closest to her figure I've seen so far except she has an even flatter chest and about 5-8 inches shorter hair. She always wears baggy pants so it was hard to gauge what exactly her hips looked like.

Can't wait for the murder-suicide note thread.

>>231067
That will never happen lol. She's my soulmate and would never harm even a hair on her head and would kill anyone who attempts to

>OP meets girl
>already thinks about marriage and babies
>calls her his "soulmate"
lol, lmao

>>231070
I was going to make fun of him but I think life might bully him much harder than I could ever bully him. I hope I am wrong but I have already watched this movie before...

>>231070
One of my work buddies literally looked at both of us in awkward silence before leaving lunch and that was before we even became bf and gf. He clearly knew something was up

>>231068
My nigger, you are the most naive motherfucker on the entire planet. You immediately fall head over heels in love with this bitch when you just met her. Scratch that, you don't have love for her, you have a very intense infatuation with her. Have you ever considered what it would be like to put up with her bullshit on her fucking period, or when she's complaining about the most asinine fucking bullshit possible, or what it would be like what it'd be like to love her when she's old, fat and wrinkly?

>>231078
Your not going to psych me out with your word salad. Also don't call others nigger when you are brown yourself

My gf literally said she'd walk to my place if she has to and I live a mile from work in cold weather (which isn't happening lol, I'll call her a cab if I have to). So don't you dare say this is mere infactuation

>>231078
>Have you ever considered what it would be like to put up with her bullshit on her fucking period
Or if OP has to hear her large poops plop into the toilet.
>>231080
>My gf literally said she'd walk to my place if she has to and I live a mile from work in cold weather
Talk is cheap, and girls do a lot of that.

>>231080
She's gonna blow the cab driver.

>>230953
>Ask yourself what the average age normalfags lost their virginity is and you'll have an answer to that question. My father could orgasm semen by age 8, his mother fucked by age 13 and got married by age 15, and by age 16 I was shoving fist sized objects up my ass. My mother was fucked by her own brother by like age 11-18.
ROFLMAO. What, are you from fucking Sudan?

>>231101
iowa

>>231101
No pedo, but I first started fapping at 13. Pretty sure everyone I knew was doing it too.

>>231083
You're gonna blow your own brains out because you're a neet coward.
>>231082
>Or if OP has to hear her large poops plop into the toilet.
You must be esl and not have a reading comprehension and not know what petite means.
>Talk is cheap, and girls do a lot of that.
She's not just talk she's a hard worker despite her frail figure. In fact, I think she does more work than all the women that work here and quite a few men. Usually hard workers are honest
>>231078
>Have you ever considered what it would be like to put up with her bullshit on her fucking period
I have to deal with my cats equivalent of being on a period and I've lost sleep over it. Really it's not that big of a deal and I know it's not her fault of why she does what she does, she really can't control it
>or when she's complaining about the most asinine fucking bullshit possible
I do not like women like this and she doesn't do this shit. Usually lazy women are the ones who do this type of shit.
>or what it would be like what it'd be like to love her when she's old, fat and wrinkly?
I don't think she'll ever be fat but even then I love her and hope to be with her forever

>>231107
Nah, then she's gonna blow me and regurgitate the half-digested sperm and stuff it in her pussy. You'll get to raise our mutant retard child. Thank me later.

>>231108
You'll never be with a woman you like and your hand will be the only thing that your dick will ever get pleasure from

Gracious, keyed NEET Aryanchads knocking up wagecuck OP's slag girlfriend and letting him raise the kids. So wholesome.

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I love all of your whining about the unpleasantness of some of the stuff women do and have little control over (like their period). The fact is wild animals have a much tougher life than you will ever have it and yet endearingly, they keep moving forward and try to breed even if it ultimately leads to their own death. Some of you people are bigger whinners than the women you say whine a lot

>>231128
>wild animals have a much tougher life than you will ever have it and yet endearingly, they keep moving forward and try to breed even if it ultimately leads to their own death
Because they have no tangible intelligence or self-awareness, but alas, most people including you don't have that either.

>>231139
Even if they were very intelligent they are limited by their own bodies. Most animals are not capable of producing tools of their own. It still doesn't make my point stand any less. You are whinning about trivialities when the only time the vast majority of wild animals whine is on they are on the brink of death. It just goes to show you have no respect for the very living things that have kept you alive this entire time

>>231059
Sorry Anon, but if you are THIS head over heels for her and you haven't even kissed yet, you are going to be put through emotional hell when this all comes crashing down.

>>231149
I'm going to make my move on her tomorrow when we're both on lunch. I already invited her to a secluded, comfortable place at work to be all alone with her

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>>231141
>You are whinning about trivialities when the only time the vast majority of wild animals whine is on they are on the brink of death
What? You are using two different meanings of "whine" here.
>It just goes to show you have no respect for the very living things that have kept you alive this entire time
WTF is this new age nonsense?

>>231151
Pagans had more respect for animals than your philo semetic ass ever did

>>231154
No one mentioned pagans or christianity, low reading comprehension fag.

>>231151
>What? You are using two different meanings of "whine" here.
Yes you are whining like a child while animals whine while they are in distress/pain. That's the whole point.
>WTF is this new age nonsense?
Not new age, I came to that realization all by myself.

>>231157
>Yes you are whining like a child while animals whine while they are in distress/pain. That's the whole point.
Once again I remind you that you are using two different meanings of "whine", ESL. Therefore, you're comparing apples to oranges.
>Not new age, I came to that realization all by myself.
It's the same as new age shit even if it's not intentional, so that's what I call it.

>>231158
<Therefore, you're comparing apples to oranges. Hehehe
Fucking hang yourself dumb nigger. I was comparing human behavior to behavior of animals. Your apples and oranges makes no fucking sense. If it made sense, I would be saying that these two behaviors are the same which I never did. You are in fact the ESL in this stupid tangent you brought up

>>231159
OK, but why are you complaining emitting a high pitched sound without your mouth to writing posts complaining about things? Those two actions are so vastly different (despite being able to be described with the same word) that there's no point in comparing them.

>>231160
Whining to animals is their only way of complaining. Whether they are about to die or under distress

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I think you're all just jealous my gf looks like a child and are hoping I fail because of it

>>231163
No, we just hope you fail so we can make fun of you and embaress you as a failed normie forever.

Did you even put your penis inside her yet, if not its quite a slow progress.

>>231166
Taking things fast would for sure make the relationship a failure

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>>231163
>OP is not only a low IQ delusional new age roastie worshiper, but he's also a soulless AIjeet

>>231169
And Joseph the christuck troon chaser arrives to my thread, lmao LMAO

>>231171
That post reads nothing like a Josephpost, I "stole" this picture because I think it's funny.

>>231172
Saving any images Joseph generated makes you no better than Joseph

>>231107
>You must be esl and not have a reading comprehension and not know what petite means.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/petite
>Adjective
>petite (comparative more petite, superlative most petite)
>(especially of a woman) Fairly short and of slim build.
>(clothing) Of small size; intended for small-framed adult women.
>Small, little; insignificant; petty.
Nowhere does it say "does not pass (large amounts of) feces".
>She's not just talk she's a hard worker despite her frail figure.
I'm currently under the impression that both of you are working some sort of office job.
>I have to deal with my cats equivalent of being on a period and I've lost sleep over it.
It doesn't happen as often as it does in humans.
>she doesn't do this shit
Going by the date at which you made this thread, you haven't known her for much more than a month.
>I don't think she'll ever be fat
Plenty of men in long-term relationships with women, married or otherwise, can tell you of their gf/wife becoming much fatter after getting with them.

>>231175
>Nowhere does it say "does not pass (large amounts of) feces".
<someone slim is totally going to pass a lot of feces I SWEAAAR
lol
>I'm currently under the impression that both of you are working some sort of office job.
Maybe I'm not, maybe I am. Who knows. As far as you know, I could work at taco bell.
>It doesn't happen as often as it does in humans.
Is this a joke? If left alone, they'll be in heat for 2 weeks straight, not 2 or 3 times a month.  The worst you'll have to deal with is mood swings a few days a month (which they have little control over) not nonstop yowling for weeks straight which keeps you from sleeping. But I do know how to get her out of heat thanks to a nice cat breeder online
>Going by the date at which you made this thread, you haven't known her for much more than a month.
Never have I seen her incessantly whine and I can just tell she's not the type, I've seen examples of women doing this and she simply doesn't fit the bill
>Plenty of men in long-term relationships with women, married or otherwise, can tell you of their gf/wife becoming much fatter after getting with them.
She doesn't have much of an appetite

>>231176
>The worst you'll have to deal with is mood swings a few days a month
Horrible stomach cramps, and lots of shitting because the stuff that gets the endometrial lining out also makes the intestinal peristalsis happen.
>Never have I seen her incessantly whine
Because you haven't known her long enough to hear her whine, regardless of definition.
>I can just tell
And relying blindly on such intuition is folly.
>She doesn't have much of an appetite
Dealing with some anorexia-type crap wouldn't be fun either.

>>231107
>Shaming NEETS on an imageboard
Disgusting subhuman normalnigger

>>231182
You're no different than a welfare nigger the only difference is they receive government gibs while you recieve gibs from your parents

>>231185
Who is to say that a NEET can't recieve government gibs?

>>231185
I am not a NEET because in my country that would be an express to a homeless living situation. However you are still a disgusting subhuman normalnigger. Kill yourself.
Any white NEET is worth more than 100000000000000000000 niggers or 10000000000000000 normalniggers. Normalniggers are spiritual niggers.

>>231187
Recieving government gibs is something jews and niggers do.
>>231203
If you're a neet you are a normalnigger because it's exactly the kind of shit welfare niggers do 
<oh well, they do it so I should be able to do it too!
Typical normalnigger argument made by a parasitic person

One keyed NEET Aryanchad says to another, "Mom said it's my turn to knock wagecuck OP's roastie girlfriend up!" Then OP lived cuckily ever after, betabuxxing to support the next generation of keyed NEET Aryanchads.

>>231226
>neets are the norm, and wageslavery isn't
Lmao
>>231227
Based

I see this thread is still just incoherent screeching for the most part. How'd your date go, OP?

>>231231
It was OK, she introduced me to her boyfriend Johan. I paid for their dinner, Johan was thoughtful and had his leftover chicken bones put in a to-go box for me. I nibbled on those while waiting outside the theater for their movie to finish. It was almost like we had our first kiss through Johan's residual saliva left on the bones. I'm sure some of hers was mixed in, too.
Anyway, we went back to my apartment and my girlfriend said she needed to speak to Johan in private for a bit, so I let them into my bedroom. It seemed like things got pretty heated between them. They kept shouting expletives and moaning. I hope everything is alright between them. They both seemed happy when they came out of my bedroom to finish watching Scott Pilgrim with me. After the movie, I offered for them to crash at my place (my girlfriend could have the bed, Johan could take the couch and I'd just sleep on the floor for a night), but they said it probably wasn't a good idea on the first date. I paid for a cab for both of them and we said good night. One thing I didn't quite understand is that Johan told me, "Surprise, you're going to be a father!" with a big grin on his face while we waited for the taxi to arrive. This is all moving so fast that it makes my head spin. I hope we can go on another date soon.

>>231242
Wait, she has a boyfriend already?
Lmao

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>>231242
Hey bitch I'd lose my job if I found out my gf was going out with another man, he'd be fucking dead

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>>231101
Florida. My mother is from Tennessee and the father is from Kentucky, though most of their lives they were in Florida too.

>>231285
You would kill him instead of her? Are you braindead? She would be the traitor in this situation.